>British officer John Truscott (Hugh Dancy) journeys to a remote village in colonial Malaysia to Westernize the local Iban population. There, he is introduced to Selima (Jessica Alba), a lovely Iban woman. In keeping with tradition, Selima is assigned to sleep with Johnand teach him the native language and customs. But when they begin to fall in love, both the colonists and the natives object to their plans to marry.
Any more colonization kino like this?
>has sex with the MC everyday
>people surprised that they eventually fall in love
What?
i bet he ate her butt for hours each day
But she's the one on top.
this is how Malaysian Albas sleep
this is rest time, butt eating is play time
wtf hugh dancy is impossibly hot in this movie
Tell me about it.
Kek, of course he's a virgin and of course his superior insists that he simply must! It's the local custom! He wouldn't want offend them, would he.
And lmao, the custom they said they supposedly based it on has nothing in common with this made up bullshit:
https://tropaws.wordpress.com/2016/01/09/ngayap-the-traditional-way-of-courtship/
20 years ago, White men were openly writing and filming movies about their colonization fetish and nobody gave a frick
>20 years ago, White men were openly writing and filming movies about their colonization fetish and nobody gave a frick
You say that like it's a bad thing
Never said it was. I'm just surprised at how it all changed
Thanks for the heads up this looks great downloading it now
>20 years ago, White men were openly writing and filming movies about their colonization fetish and nobody gave a frick
anything to promote race mixing
yes
imagine such a simp you go Halfway Across the Globe and you give an easy life to the first prostitute you see
lol
Where is my assigned Jessica Alba
Based. 18 year old Jessica Alba was probably my first boner.
Bros I've loved her since I was a kid
same, i first saw idle hands when i was 12
Thanks OP
the perfect plot...........
Thanks for the recommendation OP.
I saw this as my grandmothers house when I was a kid. English is my second language and I had no idea what the plot was about but Alba was hot
>Jessica Alba isn't white
Lmao good joke
Are you blind?
>Jessica Alba gets upset when DNA test reveals she is 87% white
technically she'd be a castiza and her kids white
jessica alba in idle hands legit transformed me into an ass man for the rest of my life
i used to have a recurring dream where i was a prisoner of war strapped to a bed and jessica alba was a nurse there who fell in love with me and they were starving me so she would secretly push food up inside her ass and when the coast was clear she'd kneel over my face and all light and sound would become muffled as her meaty ass cheeks enveloped my face and she'd squeeze the food out of her butthole into my mouth, like shit the food into my mouth but it's not shit it's food, you see, and i'd hungrily swallow it down for survival and lick around her ass for every calorie i could get and then she'd hop off and pull her panties back up and wipe my mouth clean of any sign i'd been eating before the guards came back
do you think this would make a good movie?
that deep blue or whatever ocean movie with the dead guy from Fast and Furious, her ass is incredible in that, especially in that scene underwater when he grabs it
yeah, that was the first blu-ray i ever bought
i don't think i ever saw the whole movie or even know the story really
but i watched it a LOT
for me it's
anyone got a bigger webm of this..?
no one has a bigger webm?
I'd be cupping and caressing her ass, then giggle, for another take.
take 150
in the audio commentary for this scene on the dvd, they're all laughing because jessica didn't even want her ass in the shot or to be acknowledged at all and there's devon sawa grabbing a fat handful
i didn't realize her ass was even better in idle hands
jessica alba is propably the most beautiful person Ive ever seen.
Ah yes, I feel sorry for those of you who were never acquainted with her Mexican telenovela doppelganger. Surprisingly also a "never-nude" but at least in the early 00s you could see her in a bikini every night at 7PM on Univision.
that looks nothing like her lol
She showed something in one of those species sequels
women are irrational
I could understand if she were modest, but she's in a movie in her sexy undie. you have to be correct
As an actual european guy living in europe.
Its so funny seeing you delusional mutts calling spanish people "white". They are meds.
kek that sounds like a sexual fantasy I would have.
The Bounty (1984), with Mel Gibson and Tevaite Vernette.
Can Mel really get any more based
Imagine being her son and knowing your are well off because your mom made money being coomer bait in movies.
Well i mean... have you seen some of these prostitutes in hollywood? Heck even walking around in public with of and shit...
/ourguy/ tapped that
Based taste
One drop rule homosexual
so no one on earth is white.
>no pure white people exist
Hello, shlomo
there hundreds of millions of 100% Europeans, not all of witch reside in Europe.
You know how many times our ancestors breeded with other human-like species hundreds of thousands of years ago just to get to where we are now? No one is 100% white or black or this or that. They may look like it, but you should've learnt by now that looks are deceiving. We are all the product of a hodgepodge of different people competing to make Earth theirs.
>israeli KVETCHING
oy vey
>In keeping with tradition, Selima is assigned to sleep with Johnand teach him the native language and customs
What?
I was laughing when i read that.
>takes girl's virginity
>breaks up her
Literal mental illness
Jessica Alba played a Malaysian woman? Does she speak Malaysian? Did they tan the shit out of her with makeup? I don't understand
She's half coconut so that's close enough to Malay for these Hollywood types
So now we're pearl clutching about how only exact race should play exact race?
So Jessica Alba is suppose to be some native Malaysian? What a dumb fricking movie.
my favorite little coconut