the sopranos makes me afraid of death

the sopranos makes me afraid of death

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did this kill him? Look how much face is left intact.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dead, his eyes are still open

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is his soul still dancing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it was a shotgun blast but i'm not sure what kinda shells were used

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a /k/ guy but probably buckshot, IIRC it was a single shot and the hole on the top right of his head looks like the one that would have travelled through to the brain in Steve Buscemi's bizarre picasso skull

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no reason to be afraid. It happens to everyone. The greatest men in history have succumb to it, why the frick would we think we're the exception? It's best to accept that it'll happen, maybe make up whatever 'after death' faith story you'd like, then just move passed it. Worse case scenario, it'd just like the time before you were born. Do you remember anything from before you were born? That time existed, but were you in any pain? Unhappiness? Worse case scenario, you just cease to exist. It sucks, but nothing worth dwelling on when you could be enjoying the time you have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worse case scenario, you just cease to exist.
      worst case scenario is i burn in hell forever

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's on you at that point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah oblivion is far from the worst case scenario. More like one of the more favorable scenarios

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just dont be a bad person

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be good person
          >worship the wrong god
          OH N-

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only evangelical American Christians believe in hell. It's a newfound invention in the catechism that was arbitrarily made up.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should just replace your posts with ChaptGPT you obese ignorant frick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dude did you read Dante's inferno?! It's very deep, it's basically what hell is like, it's pretty confusing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just enjoy meager shit while the void looms ever closer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was terrified of death when I was younger. It's only now that I'm older that I've come to terms with the reality that the clock is ticking, stop dwelling on it, move the frick on.
        If anything, you're screaming you're underage by not also coming to that realization.

        >bro just enjoy meager shit while the void looms ever closer

        Yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have never known anything but the need to breathe. At one point, you never will again. You know what it feels like to need to breathe and when your body fails you you won't ever again. You have no reason to belive you will not experience all of this. Sweet dreams.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The greatest men in history have succumb to it
      if they're so great why are they dead?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        all the cool kids are doing it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worse case scenario, it'd just like the time before you were born
      Why do people say this? How could anyone claim to know this? Maybe being alive does something to you to make death nothing like "the time before you were born"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe being alive does something to you to make death nothing like "the time before you were born"
        That'd be cool. Like you said, 'how can anyone claim to know this.' It's all just pondering on something we'll all deal eventually. Semantics just winds up in the religion debate, which I'm not really down for right now.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't really tell, but if that thing on his hairline is supposed to be an entrance wound, that would do it. Once the braincase is penetrated, any amount of damage can be lethal.
    Didn't tony shoot him with a 12 gauge side by side?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you practice dying every night, sack-up homosexual

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death just shows the absurdity of life.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how a shitty mob show about a bunch of fat Shitalians killing each other raises existential questions in your mind. Kinda sad really. Maybe try consuming better media.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never know what can stimulate people's subconscious. I remember having a kind of breakthrough from the lyrics of a dumb reggae song. And I don't even like reggae.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you pronounce that title?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sin neck tonne knee, New York

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm moronic it's
          Sin neck toe key

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        say-neck-douche

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your cuck fetish movies to youself.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tony killed him because he couldnt stand being upstaged

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tony killed him because it was one of five or six "some guy shows up and annoys tony for 11 episodes" storylines that make up most of this terrible show.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Tony had made it look like a suicide would that have placated Phil and NY a bit more?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah. They would've been just as pissed at Tony for not doing it, and at Tony again for not letting them do it. The only thing that would've placated Phil and NY was to bring Tony B to Phil's house and let Phil tortured him for days on end before finally killing him.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt he just give them his location but tell tony B in advance so he could prepare
    get phil killed without any involvement

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im more afraid of anxiety than death tbh
    my alcoholism fevers and dreams pretty much reinact death every night so just "feeling bad" is what I'm afraid of cuz I die every night

    but if I was in the mob I'd be a paranoid fricker killing people who I thought were after me too

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANYBODY EVER DIE IN YOUR ARMS wienerSUCKA?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher made hell look more boring then terrifying.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're sad and when you're lonely, and you haven't got a friend
    Just remember that death is not the end
    And all that you've held sacred, falls down and does not mend
    Just remember that death is not the end
    Not the end, not the end
    Just remember that death is not the end
    When you're standing on the crossroads that you cannot comprehend
    Just remember that death is not the end
    And all your dreams have vanished and you don't know what's up the bend
    Just remember that death is not the end
    Not the end, not the end
    Just remember that death is not the end
    When the storm clouds gather 'round you, and heavy rains descend
    Just remember that death is not the end
    And there's no one there to comfort you, with a helpin' hand to lend
    Just remember that death is not the end
    Not the end, not the end
    Just remember that death is not the end
    Oh, the tree of life is growing
    Where the spirit never dies
    And the bright light of salvation shines
    In dark and empty skies
    When the cities are on fire with the burning flesh of men
    Just remember that death is not the end
    And you search in vain to find just one law-abiding citizen
    Just remember that death is not the end
    Not the end, not the end
    Just remember that death is not the end
    Not the end, not the end
    Just remember that death is not the end

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serves him right, fricking child-killer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joey Peeps was like 40 years old.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid of life's ironies
    Like, if I fear death too much life might cure that fear by making me wish I was dead

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's when you watch Six Feet Under

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to be scared of.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies with potato chips all over his shirt and on the firewood next to him because he had a chip on his shoulder

    damn....

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