The Spiderverse script is like "What if Reddit wrote a screenplay"
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The Spiderverse script is like "What if Reddit wrote a screenplay"
The Spiderverse script is like "What if Reddit wrote a screenplay"
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When you have money you can send any one of your nepobaby friends shit like this and they'll eat it up because they can launder more of their ill gotten gains from it.
Frick.
idk if all scripts read like this but the few that I've seen all do and it's so obnoxious. how do you read this and not cringe?
Yeah, nowadays most of them read like this, as if the writer was telling you the story himself, with all his quirks and pauses and jokes and references he'd use
it happens when the writer wants to tell the director what to do, but even then it's getting cringier
What the frick
This is actually appalling
Shane Black has been writing scripts like that since the 80s
Shane Black, the guy who made the worst Predator movie of all time? Who cares what that idiot has been doing? He's a hack.
You're a stupid homosexual. He also wrote Lethal Weapon, Last Action Hero, kiss kiss bang bang, and the Nice Guys.
>Lethal Weapon
The movie about evil White people and a righteous blak cop? Yeah, frick you too, cuck.
you just proved his point, moron
awful movies, all of them
Also the worst Ironman
you should literally unironically have a nice day irl for trying to defend this
It’s different when a white guy did it thirty years ago because it just was ok
Read William Goldman for how good it can be
>I am going to make a point by making up bullshit
The righty way of life.
They published the screenplay online yesterday chud, you can read it for yourself.
Don't be cringe and chudpilled. Source your own facts.
Bad movies have bad scripts?!?!!
I like scripts that don't read like they were written by reddit, tbh.
they all shunned Max Landis only to write like him
>MILES *smacks lips* Nah, Imma do my own thang
>AND IT'S HELLA FR*CKIN EPIC
Its just so epic man
we gave spiderhomie electricity powers because you cant be a black superhero without them
PEACE.
Frick.
Miles fricking turns.
3... 2...
Frick it. He LEAPS into the
MARVEL™ PRESENTS: MARVEL'S™ SPIDER-MAN™ MILES MORALES™ - INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE™©
GWEN
Welcome to...
The camera fricking swings. Miles is just fricking standing there, looking all cool and shit. Black Boy Magic shit, white people just can't fricking compete. He smiles a dazzling fricking smile that I just... oh god, I can't! I can't even! It's so fricking heckin' awesome!
MILES
The Spider-Hood?
Oh god! I am literally wet right now! So fricking coooooooool! FRICK.
This is how professional writing works. You would never know since you can only consume and not create.
>SO MANY SPIDER-PEOPLE IT WILL MAKE YOUR FRICKING HEAD SPIN...
I laughed for a minute straight at this line alone
Lord and Miller have always been Leddit, how is any of this new? Have you watched any of their work? I like them, but they're undistilled milennials.
They're both Gen x, which is much worse.
Ah yes, the proto-millenials.