>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

Choose wisely...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >First thing I thought of was a soijack
    God i fricking hate this website

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 and I blast it through the shelters' sound system all day

      No shelter, I do not want to see your funkopop collection.

      The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
      You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to rape your ass until you bleed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the joke
      If only I had the edit of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that's the joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morbius

      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
        You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 and I blast it through the shelters' sound system all day

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No shelter, I do not want to see your funkopop collection.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try to find the most thorough documentary on water purification. This is the correct answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
      You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
      You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

      Nah, something on crop growth and harvest would be even more important.
      But the problem with bringing a documentary is you'd go insane with boredom and kill everyone else in the bunker way before ever getting out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
        You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You said that already

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    black panther, duh. just look at the reviews

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the sun? shouldnt that be the moon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just like the Sun orbits your mum

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one random film
    >Go to my movies folder
    >Close my eyes and flick my mouse wheel up and down for a bit
    We're watching Ghostbusters for the next 50 years.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I googled 'random film' and got: Angel Heart(1987)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
      You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You are allowed to bring one random film with you.
        >one random film

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would do a dodge roll right when the sun hits, ala geralt from the witcher or kratos. ez

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boss Black person, I loop the theme song at max volume in the shelter until the last of humanity is embroiled in racial conflict and kills each other off.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is it random if you can choose it

      Based geocentric anon, frick heliocentric homosexuals you will burn in hell for your sins.

      Don't acknowledge the joke, he's trying too hard by repeating it 12 times and doesn't deserve acknowledgement

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is it random if you can choose it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be random in the reddit sense

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based geocentric anon, frick heliocentric homosexuals you will burn in hell for your sins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real religion actually belonged to a tribe of island cannibals who no longer exist

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kung-Fu Panda 2

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
    what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the sun has a orbit alongside the galactical center brainlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Earth would follow whatever changes it makes gigabrainlet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Earth would follow whatever changes it makes
          not necessarily if they were abrupt sudden changes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The cosmic brap...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just one of the many possibilities

  16. 2 years ago
    scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid)

    >one random film with you.
    Fug.... the thing?? jhon carpenter?

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