>The synopsis for the film reads: When Roberto Bob travels to the enchanting island of Puerto Rico for a major construction job, he takes ...

>The synopsis for the film reads: “When Roberto “Bob” travels to the enchanting island of Puerto Rico for a major construction job, he takes on issues affecting the island and digs deeper into what it means to build. Bob’s journey will celebrate the vibrant and colorful textures of the Caribbean Latin nations and their people.” Felipe Vargas is penning the screenplay.

.....why?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bob the Day Laborer

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why Bob the builder tho shouldn't this be a plot for a Handy Mandy movie considering Mandy is Hispanic himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon stop being intelligent you're hurting the rich mans ego

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Less brand recognition, which is all that matters to execs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, this would be better suited for Handy Mandy

      >.....why?
      Seems like a boring/yet standard message about building, teamwork, etc... but the show does these same messages so maybe they have something more in mind?

      This guy gets it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Seems like a boring/yet standard message about building, teamwork, etc.
        Not trying to start a /misc/ shitfit, but anon if you read that synopsis and got that from it you're moronic.

        >he takes on issues affecting the island and digs deeper into what it means to build. Bob’s journey will celebrate the vibrant and colorful textures of the Caribbean Latin nations and their people
        This is pretty clearly hinting at there being some kind of political messaging about "muh underserved communities" or whatever. Wouldn't be at all surprised if it's some shit where he's signed on to build a fricking resort or something and has to educate himself on muh colonialism and save the locals' dirt huts from destruction by le evil corporate man.

        Like I don't even care either way because who the frick cares about Bob the Builder, but there is absolutely no way this ends up appealing to anyone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I vaguely remember seething over wealthy people using tax loopholes to live cheaply in Puerto Rico. If Bad Bunny gets involved, it's definitely going to be some gentrification whinning shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Spoken like a person who's never actually seen Bob the Builder. I like how you preface your post with not bringing up /misc/ stuff, only for your post to be honest brain rot. Do you genuinely think, a movie inspired by a guy with talking machines is going to be about

          1. Colonialism
          2. Exploitation of the natives
          3. Politics in general

          >pic fricking rel
          Please disconnect from certain online spaces if this is how you interpreted what's going to be a fricking kids movie. At most this may be a film where Bob goes to help an island build some landmarks, monuments, celebrating the culture. Or maybe there's a natural disaster, or these people are poor asf and are unable to make their own constructs. At the very least, I will agree there will be a cheesy "le evil corporate man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you genuinely think a Hollywood adaptation of a children's cartoon in 2024 where they've already stated that they're race swapping the character to a Latino and focusing explicitly on the setting being Puerto Rico and the island's culture will be turned into a hamfisted PSA about racism and colonialism?
            Anon, come on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you just willfully ignoring the actual film synopsis that's posted right there in the OP?

            >he takes on issues affecting the island and digs deeper into what it means to build
            What in the actual frick do you interpret this to mean?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Reads Image

            This has nothing to do with Construction and or carpentry, and or home improvement, and OR ANYTHING BOB THE BUILDER WAS ABOUT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >different studios
      >The Mouse hasn't made a Handy Manny episode in over 10 years

    • 1 month ago
      Smurf-fag

      Why shouldn't British Bob get a latina wife? Are you against mixing, anon?
      And just because a person is latin, doesn't mean they get well with other latin people; look at Brazil and Argentina;
      Lastly, there's nothing wrong with a person appreciating other cultures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anthony Ramos is voicing Roberto. It's not going to be about a white guy going to Puerto Rico and finding a latina. If anything it'll probably be against that.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it better have Bob fighting a robotic doppelgänger of himself like what Postman Pat did in his movie

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get it
    they had handy manny
    why make bob the builder latino as well?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >British show needs a movie that celebrates Latin nations

    These people reproduce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a good one :^(

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good frick the British, erase the British from history

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Erase israel from history.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Erase the Brits and you get your wish

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're not doing a very good job at getting started, are you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you, you literal antisemitic nazi. I hope that your entire family is tortured to death.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick you, you literal antisemitic nazi. I hope that your entire family is tortured to death.
            "4000 years" of "history" in the making
            >damn hamas needs to parking lot israel already

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You fool!
          Who do you think is behind the creation of Israel!?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Handy Manny would have fit better wtf

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's bob the builder but with island spics
    I hope someone gets sacrificed to a Palo Mayombe Nganga

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it kind of weird we're still getting Hollywood movies that are just using the name from something recognizable and nothing else?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird that we've reached the point where they're scrapping the bottom of the barrel so badly we have a live action Bob The Builder movie announced in 2024 just to avoid a new IP.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's supposed to be animated, but that changes little.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Bob the Builder one of those quintessentially British things?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hispanic bob the builder
    >never works
    >only sleeps
    >beats his pregnant teenage wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      George Lopez never did any of that.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming it's real who the frick is this movie even for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      parents who recognize the name and will drop their kids in front of it on streaming
      this of course ignores the fact that parents will drop their kids in front of anything on streaming

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tax fraud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically why most movies get made

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are they just not using Handy Mandy because Bob the Builder is a more famous name?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why Bob? Why not the Latino Handy Mandy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mattel doesn't own handy mandy and the success of barbie has gone to their heads
      god forbid they decide to do a thomas movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't believe they made black and Asian Thomas characters. You know idpol left the station when you need representation in anthropomorphic trains.

        I guess that's still preferable to what they're doing to Bob here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the shit they'll do before making acceleracers 5... baka

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did an AI fricking write that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      worse, greedy business executives wrote it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute edutainment concept, just like the original. What's the problem?

  16. 1 month ago
    Boco

    Is BtB even still popular? Not that Mattel has much else they could adapt, but sill.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A Hispanic named Bob is like a Chinese man named Walter.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They wanna cash in on the Barbie movie thing, you take a toy line and make it into a movie. Catch is that I only know one other movie that did this successfully

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bob if he Hispanic instead of limey

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