The Twilight films were kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not
 Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
 |
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
The Twilight films were kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not
The Twilight films were kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
|
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
They were terrible and based on terrible books.
of all the trash that are vampire romance books that is the best if it means much
the movies should've just been a Fear and Loathing road trip with Alice and Edward
so Cinemaphile, Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Edward, obviously.
Eddie 100%
jarvis bring up, jacobs imprinting scene. https://youtu.be/eMhtYi_SUaE?t=81
Edward if I can become a vampire too. Her version of vampires isn’t traditional but they all have unique powers, so you could create a decent character if you wanted to. She had really good ideas throughout the series but wasn’t able to flesh them out well because she’s a newbie author.
Team Carlisle
have a nice day homosexual scum
t. Jacoblet
Team Charlie
Cop dad was the only sane and good person in that franchise
His character is better in the movie. They fleshed out a lot of side characters for the better.
Yeah, people at the cinema laughed when he whipped out a shotgun in my pirate copy.
I don't like horror films. Too scary.
The second one was eh but the rest were indeed kino.
Hating Twilight was always 9gag-tier
At one point the hate for the movies was so strong that some people who liked them felt shame and guilt for liking them. It's just how our inbuilt societal mechanisms work. You can even make people question their strongest beliefs by making them perceive that the majority doesn't approve of them.
You're all homosexuals, these movies are for teen girls.
I think you're genuinely gay, anon. Mainly females discuss Twilight.
>Oh no I seem to have inserted myself into a fandom comprised mainly of teenage girls getting wet over stockholme syndrome I MUST BE GAY
You sound like a low IQ low test drooly
you need to be 18+ to post here
got any more buzzwords and phrases you want to share with the class?
I'm gay because I'm calling out a bunch of gays gushing over a series for teen girls? There are homosexuals in this thread talking about which homosexual team they're on. Disgusting.
genderbend it and now its a cliched anime.
I actually enjoyed the books back in middle school, I was fascinated by vampire and werewolf stuff, still am but more maturely
Call me a homosexual all you want but I pull tail like a mofo
I think they are like Christmas movies. Mediocre but comfy. Also the fact that they aged badly and still give comfort compared to most new movies, shows something.
I think it's the same with pop music.
90% of pop music is shit when it's new. But listen to it, 10 to 15 years later and it evokes something completely else.
Truth. I had great memories seeing it with my friends in theatres. It became a mini tradition for us to see them in theatres each year. It’s just not the same going to see a movie anymore but those memories, like seeing LotR in theatre, can’t be taken away. I’ve also been seeing a resurgence of young women who want to imitate twilightcore (whatever that means), but it means they’re not turbo bdsm bawds so it’s a good thing.
>sunlight makes them sparkly beautiful creatures
it should've revealed a hideous monstrous form so that they avoid it to not get lynch mobbed
This. But that would make it less appealing to teenage girls, so that's a no-go.
See this is the problem, you think of them as vampires, they're marble golems who drink blood
the first movie is a very watchable teen love drama, it's very comfy and well directed
anything past that is complete shit because there's just no more story to tell
Redditor?
I was always very reluctant to watch them, my wife ended up making me watch them and yeah pretty kino, the setting/universe is pretty kino, just the story is the shit part.
>DUUUUDE DAE THINK TWILIGHT AND TRANSFORMERS WERE ACTUALLY KINO????? OMG REMEMBER BIONCLES??? SO LUDO KINO
you need to go back you fricking moron
the first one is peak pacific northwest comfykino
As someone who had to read them and watch them to please his ex I can say that while the lore is interesting, specially the first vampires and the wars ith the werewolves, the main story (Bella and Edward) is fricking cancer
Bella is written as empty and blandly as possible so any girl can self-insert as her. She's the worst character in her own story.
>Bella is written as empty and blandly as possible so any girl can self-insert as her.
She's a visual novel protagonist, yes.
I only liked the first one, it had some good music and was cozy.
I don't want to sound like a plebbitor here but I don't understand the appeal of Twilight.
>foggy Pacific Northwest atmosphere
>attractive pale people
>Pattinson bashing it and the book author in interviews
that's about it for a male viewer
>Pattinson bashing it and the book author in interviews
based Pattinson
bet you liked nubatman homosexual.
It was partially a metaphor for sexual purity as most all vampire novels are now. If you watch the whole series (or read the books) you’ll see Edward/Bella are quite chaste and once they get married they delight in sex; as is proper. A counterculture message today but at that time it was something nice to see on screen. Also Bella is the perfect protagonist to self insert. So most all girls wanted to be cool like her. I’d say Alice is the best though.
You're a homosexual and should have a nice day.
>plebbitor
The people who defend twilight are poofters.
>poofter
Kek that takes me back. Can we bring back queerio and queermo too?
AlicexBella Chads rise up.
Reminder every guy born after 1989 is a homosexual or a cuck
do you have that picture of the alice actress sitting with titmouse and some other girls all looking at the camera?
I want Alice to suck me off twice a day ;_;
>got any more buzzwords and phrases you want to share with the class?
>You sound like a low IQ low test drooly
why do teenagers have no self awareness?
Haven't watched them since they cane out for obvious reasons but i think the first film is comfy and might watch it now.
it is comfy, the rainy blue cold atmosphere is cozy as frick, and the movie even has a unique soundtrack that perfectly matches the tone, there really was an effort to make the movie appealing
bella4evar
she is just so greasy and gross.. i don't see how anyone is into this.
I see no grease
I'd love to lick all the grease off her
First is comfykino.
Second is decent.
Third is shit and made me ignore the rest.
>you will never frick a somewhat goth sexually-repressed mormon girl
why
I genuinely never understood the hate for these movies. The only one I didn't like was the 4th one because it was boring. The rest of them are super enjoyable in their absurdity and melodrama.
Because they were based on books that should never have even been published let alone become popular enough to make a franchise out of.
It's amazing what make up can do, one of the reasons everyone wanted a goth gf I guess. I will never get over how different she looks.
her leg hike in that baseball scene will be the final image that crosses my mind as I breathe my last breath and transcend to the heavens above