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Waow, amasing
>sketchbook arms
>chris suckmann
skipped
>tattoos are… LE BAD! /misc/ said so!
>art that would look frickin lame on a tshirt, much less a canvas all of a sudden looks good on skin because…IT JUST DOES OKAY
>AHHHHH ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING THAT DOESNT AFFECT ME IN ANY WAY? IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE! HELP ME GROYPERS!
very sad how far the gays have fallen. Fab used to stand for something: coherent, competent fashion.
Not pol, more like every HR ever said it. Tattoos are surefire sign of someone with unstable personality, tendency to make bad, rushed decisions and drug use.
Find a single example of a woman with tattoos that isn't batshit insane.
It just shows everyone you're a subhuman.
bitch, even if you like tattoos, Chris Stuckmann undeniably has the aesthetic taste of an effeminate mentally handicapped 12yo
stuckmann bros we won!
Oh this is the gay that came out as "pansexual", so cringe, and I never use that word.
First of all "pansexual" is the mentally ill way of saying bisexual, secondly if you like both wiener and pussy that's fine but why do you feel the need to wave it to the whole world? I don't get it chief
It means he's sexually attracted to kitchenware.
>Chris Suckmann
>Sucks man
P...Pottery?
lol
Also he’s already married, so what’s the point in revealing it? To make your wife jealous of other men?
Didn't he reveal in the same video something similar about his wife?
It's too long, I don't remember.
>what's the point in revealing it?
Scoring points with a certain political group, especially within the entertainment industries. It's an easy way to fit in and secure potential networking contacts and shit. Mainstream comic book folks have been lying about their sexual orientation and 'gender identity' for years to obtain and secure work and gatekeep people who don't play ball that may threaten their position in one way or another.
Chris Cuckmann
>get too fat
>try to sit in it
>I'm stuck, man
>hollywood types are *still* playing covid theater
good god will they give it a rest have they noticed everyone gave up over a year ago now?
he does not look very proud
You have learned well my young Padawan
Mike and Jay are crying right now
You just know they’re going to watch it, since Jay is the cattier one of the two I wonder if he’ll trash it in one of their videos
Last time RLM made a small joke about Stuckman, he posted a video where he was literally crying.
If they trash his movie he'd probably an hero.
Best way for RLM to subvert expectations is give a completely sincere and honest review of it
I just hate him. He’s so bullyable. He’s such a wimp. So wet. He has no back bone, the kinda guy who isn’t straight up with you and just calls it as it is. I bet he’s a miserable person to be friends with, does he do anything besides consume media? He doesn’t do anything but sit on his ass and watch movies and play games and work on his channel, that’s his life, that’s his personality, there’s nothing there, there’s no character there, there’s no laughs to be had with a guy like Chris, he’s just a straight up down the middle dull consumer. It baffles me that he’s so popular on YouTube, but then I gotta remind myself at the sheer number of losers there are on planet earth that probably think Chris is a cool dude. It’s amazing really.
Look at that wimp. You think that’s someone you want having your back when shit goes down? Chris is the type of dude who has 911 as an emergency contact in his phone, he’s the type of dude who’s the first one out of the building in the face on conflict. He wouldnt think twice to throw you under the bus of it meant he didn’t get in trouble. The definition of a sissy b***h. God I hate him and his wiener sucking face (literally). That beta male aura that radiates off him in every single video, I’m not surprised that he came out and admitted to liking wiener, in fact I expected it.
Chris the type of kid in school who covered his paper up when you tried to peak at his answers. The type of kid who told the teachers if there was an organized fight happening outside of school. He’s the type of kid where if you confronted him about his cowardice he would go and cry to the principal.
Stick in the mud also. Can you imagine having a drink with this guy and having some banter? Of course not. He'd get all pissy and sullen over the smallest joke at his expense. He's lame. He's pathetic.
Frick Chris Stuckmann. No, I will not get "STUCKMANNIZED" you soulless bugman.
>writing an entire novel that boils down to "i am a huge gay"
kys
>literal who israeli director
>literal who movie title
>twitter post promotion
sad
Stuckmann is a massive gay but he's not a israelite. Doesn't look like one and is 6'4, for starters. Typical midwestern German-descended guy. He did, however, marry a israelitess.
wow you know it's going to be a shit movie when even israelites disown one of their tribe.
lol he looks pure goy
Fricks the point of gifting your director a chair on the last day?
He had enough money left in his budget at the end to buy himself a shitty little chair and pretend like someone in the crew actually liked him enough to buy it for him as a gift
you have to earn it through directing
What is this face trying to convey?
i need to take a shit
>Tfw zods snapped neck
this is the face of a man who has had his dreams crushed
RLM
>laughing at shit movies in their basement
Stuckmann
>fulfilling his dream as a filmmaker
He won
RLM
>making videos they like and being their genuine selves on camera
Cuckmann
>trying way too hard to be seen as a serious filmmaker after spending years removing all personality from his regular videos
wasn't this originally supposed to be like a fully professional film and somewhere along the line he started begging for funding? what happened?
I can't wait for the next work of genius from this visionary artist
you don't really appreciate movies and shows until you see something like this.
what did she mean by this
>twitter thread
>advertising
goddamn Cinemaphile is a literal shithole
based braindead poster
a thread about a movie. the horro!
>the horro
what did he mean by this
Candlejack got hi-
He didn't have a chair the whole time they were filming?
How long after release until we get an insider who talks about what it was like on the set?
I hope soon.
All of this is made up btw
Sup link
I mean do you really want to defend the pic where the guy claims
>lindsay ellis is a "bro"
this fricking c**t? really? and of course
>le phelous is a total bro even though he is married to one of the biggest c**ts in the world and he doesn't even live with her
all made up bullshit.
holy frick what happened to her
HMMMMM?
>30 days to make the movie
What good movie ever only took 30 days to finish?
30 days of shooting is not that uncommon
It's 30 days of shooting. There's post-prod after.
For an indie horror film it's quite the norm.
Only $200Mil budget movies last 2 months or more, and the post-prod is even longer.
Odds on it being good at all? Odds on it being okay but waaaaaaaaaay too far up its own ass? Odds on it not having a ton of hamfisted political bullshit?
>life changing
Lol. It will fail and he will continue to be a yt
He is getting a bit chonky.
>he's hungry for it
Yes, thank you Aaron B Koontz, producer, Shelby Oaks, we can see that.
Something tells me he can't get up.