The Wire

Yeah, this only happens to chads.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happens to me all the time but only with ugly fat girls and i always turn them down. No thanks please!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It happened to me once.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    right, and he was a chad

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this happens to me with supermodel level women every day (sometimes multiple times a day) and i impregnate all of them

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It happened to me and I'm no Chad

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40-something years old
    >works a dead-end job
    >literal bawd
    this maketh a chad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being police is not a dead end job dumdum. They make a good living even in Baltimore and they get a pension

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hes talking about the waitress moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah she looks 40 and women are commonly called chad, definitely talking about her
          i thought tumblr was the bad reading comprehension website?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get tomatoes instead of potatoes with a side of that ass whenever I want. Shit's cash.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does mcnulty function so well as an alcoholic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Irish*
      (translator's note, in America "Irish" is shorthand for "Irish-American" which is shorthand for American with some Irish ancestors)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well better than i do as an alcoholic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he's not end stage

      McNulty is still working a job which means he is way ahead of the most injurious type of alcoholism (the only effort you make is to get money for booze, once you have it you sit around for the rest of the day drinking)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cartoon character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his life is DRUK and he drank the Vodka..

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this really happen in real life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >casually flashes his badge, signaling he's not some random drunk but actually has a perceived elevated status especially amongst lower classes like waitresses
      Why is this never mentioned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never noticed that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also the waitress picks up on the wound on his hand, so we can assume she's observant and has noticed the badge as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never noticed, that changes the scene dramatically. Also I hooked up with a waffle house server one time. Those late shift workers are on those kind of jobs for a reason and their stellar decision making usually isn't it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. 99% of the reason she behaves like she does
        also some women especially love obviously troubled men, I remember the first time I met my ex I was piss drunk and asked her for a cigarette. didn't frick her right there but went on a date with her a few days later
        she knew from the start that I wasn't really sane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he married I can't remember

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they were separated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were already fricking moron. McNulty's wife made a reference about McNulty cheating on her with a waitress

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is a scrapple?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really don't want to know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up nobody ever made it for you properly if that's your opinion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tastes of liver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white male privilege isn't rea-

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fat frick and my gf looks almost identical

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how she looks now at 40: https://www.tiktok.com/@lisa.marie.bullock/video/7295099177879522606

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a greek crackhead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oof

      youth is literally the only currency that matters, people will be charitable with the rest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her face was average, but her body was killer.

        At least she didn't get fat, so some months of gym would greatly improve her as milf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >youth is literally the only currency that matters
        for women
        Men can still buy younger women attention at old age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick she babbling about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man aging is fricking scary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dns blocked that site can an anon post a screencap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something like this happened to me a few times but it's generally not the type of girl you want to bring back to your house. Let her know where you live or work, that sort of thing.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she's a single mom then this is insanely common

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are women working at diners that aren't single moms?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Young chicks that don't have kids yet also work at Applebee's and places like that. They too are very whorish but it's usually with coworkers.
        The single moms have already been run through and are looking for stability and a male figure for their kid(s) so they will aggressively hit on customers.
        Rule of thumb... party chicks will flirt for tips, single moms are flirting for real. Ask very casual questions to the waitress about her personal life to determine if she has kids if you're interested. Don't bother with the party chicks because they get hit on constantly and are annoyed. Single moms mindset is if I don't scoop him up, someone else will
        t. former sex haver

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t go into a diner without this happening. I order a hamburger and I end up with a mouth full of roast beef with extra au jus

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eyes lock
    >cut to sex scene

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the sex make him feel better?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a 4.5/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she had a nice ass, and soft skin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's "office hot". The kind of girl all the boys try to frick but then you go to a bar and see exactly how low on the totem she is and lose interest. Then you go back to work and she's hot again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6.5/10, nice body but average face. At 18 she was dream to any man

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to me once with some middle aged Black person woman at a bar in rehoboth beach
    I was just there drinking with friends and even if she had been white and attractive all I would have been able to think was “this sounds like a drag”

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP posts yet another incel thread. Quit shitposting and go get some pussy, homie.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s the reason reverse cowgirl is my favorite porn position now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *cowgirl from behind I mean

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >omg is that a greasy looking Mick sitting at my table?!?!
    Any other movies with completely unbelievable situations?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was in star wars though, that's probably why she was interested in him

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the MC was such a generic alcoholic chad cop

    idk how this show is rated so highly (probably because it depicts black people and criminals)

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