>there are thousands of good samurai films
>there has never been a good ninja film
Why do ninjas never work in cinema?
>there are thousands of good samurai films. >there has never been a good ninja film
>there are thousands of good samurai films
>there has never been a good ninja film
Why do ninjas never work in cinema?
Because america is better than asia in every regard
you must be a delusional woman.
american ninja 2 rules man
It's called Surf Ninjas and Leslie Nielsen didn't get enough screen time in it.
for me, it's number three
Michael Dudikoff was such a bad motherfucker back in the day.
Scott Adkins' Ninja was pretty good. New York Ninja is fun as well
Nice try. You just want people to post good ninja films. To you, they will remain in the shadows.
Opened the thread because I was hoping to also get some ninja kino though I honestly respect your shinobi way so I will not ask
badass movie
Very good fight scenes in Scott Adkins movies
this concept of a ninja is completely western made
Actually it is not.
Oh boy, the katana collector is here. Play it cool, everyone, soon he will go back to his manga.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Chīsana meinu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Secret Wind, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Kamihara Zaibatsu, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in intojutsu and I'm the top choho in the entire Shinobi Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another tatami. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of supai across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, konchu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baka san. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Taijutsu. Not only am I extensively trained in Kyushu Waza, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gail Wind Society and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baka.
But Katana collectors are usually the types of people legitimately believed that the hollywood concept of Ninjas actually existed in Feudal Japan
I bought a ninja sword in Japan 30 years ago. Your opinion does not interest me.
But do you study the blade?
Ur mum studied my blade nagger
I don't want to get blood on it. It wasn't cheap.
>he can afford to go to japan
>he cant afford to a backup blade
yeah no. that never happened
Think again, retard.
Why are American ninja movies so retarded?
the whole concept of a ninja in a post-wwii setting is ridiculous to begin with. oh, ninjas can slink in the shadows and shoot bows/darts without being seen? neato. ive got motion sensor lights and a semiauto
>ive got motion sensor lights and a semiauto
That doesn't even stop lazy blacks from robbing houses. You think it will stop a ninja?
what country are you residing in? home invaders get shot literally every single day in america
well yeah, almost everybody gets shot every single day in america lmao
lol you so clever
i know, pls upvote and subscribe
which naggers got shot today?
not enough
Thats why they invented cyberninjas. Their implants counteract all this stuff.
This kino manga and soon to be anime is an answer to your whole post
U shilled this shitty manga in /a didnt u?!
I have read to the part where we discover mc has clones.. Its really weird manga,with bad plot and subpar art.
ninja is the postman
puts poison on your letter
what now homosexual
based and ninjapilled
ROCKY LOVES EMILY
Bazed
Sequel to this ?
>Thought the thumbnail read 3 N-words
Too much of this site
You can say nagger here you know.
> his programming wont allow it to write nagger
not enough it seems
This is great.
This is a piece of shit.
Ninjas are very lethal, but can they beat someone with true Chad Power?
Ninja Assassin was fun.
The Hunted
you here to sweep me LT?
actually I meant a different movie but that one works as well, he's basically a ninja
Those weren't hunters, LT...They were sweepers.
This guy gets it. Also check out Re:Born, from 2016. One of the secrets to ninjakino is real ninja never say ninja. They just fucking do it. Like Jet Li said in Black Mask, it's always the quiet guys who get the most done. They don't waste time talking.
remember thinking this movie was a very strange action movie when I saw it in theaters
lots of knife stuff, if i remember
should I revisit it, anons?
There's actually a deeper lore to this. This movie is loosely based on the life ofTom Brown jr and his writings, he runs a Tracking school in New Jersey. The knife that is featured in the movie is the "Tracker Knife" that he designed.
exactly
and the strange part is that lambert isn't even the competent swordsman guy in this movie
Wait Highlander was in more movies?!
Oh sure. You should check out Fortress sometime.
I'm very intrigued, thank you anon
For fun schlock with Lambert (and others), you should also check out Mean Guns.
The problem with a good ninja movie is that no one sees it
Boooooo.
If you see a ninja, he's not a very good ninja.
Enter the Ninja was kino.
for me it's revenge of the ninja
GI Joe: Ninjers
Samurai Marathon was alright.
I liked it.
I don't know why the japs themselves don't make good ninja movies, but when they show up in chink ones it's always kino. Duel to the Death, off the top of my head.
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>I don't know why the japs themselves don't make good ninja movies
They do. You just don't see them because they don't come to America.
Recommend one?
>>>/r/
La blue girl
based oldschooler. I've heard of Duel to the Death many times but never seen it, clearly I've been missing out
>there has never been a good ninja film
ding ding ding! winnar!
this might be my favorite Chang Cheh film
think again sweaty
What is this
Why is his gun yellow
Mirin his wiry fizeek, actor took the leanpill
The actor is Ninja my friend and the film is the modern classic Chappie
>faces of meth
ha
god i love yolandi
Imagine how fucking STINKY her pussy is bros
That made me hard
>Tfw u nutted but she still suckin
>leanpill
literally
Kek.
Ninja from Die Atwood, a South African band. Movie is Chappie and its rad. His gun in painted cause they're a bunch of weirdos who splatter everything they own in graffiti and neon paint. Kinda like Cyber Punk Edge Runners but they did it before.
would be kino if it wasn't for the retard white negro south african accents
>always American Ninja, American Samurai, etc
Give me Polish Ninja, or Kazakhstan Samurai
The Little Ninjas Movie with Hulk Hogan
>ninja
It's shinobi, foreigner.
Both words are acceptable in Japanese.
Yes because it's all BS to them
Wrong. Ninja and Shinobi are both Japanese words.
The ninja-shinobi concept is mostly fiction. They existed, but the real life stealth-spy-guerrilla tactics didn't look like how it's been portrayed in media. The black "ninja suit" is just a stagehand uniform
>The black "ninja suit" is just a stagehand uniform
Wrong.
If you go out and night on a mission to kill some dude, you are gonna dress all in black.
not really black is shit camouflage and dressing in a gimp suit is suspicious
so ninjas were just ancient jap glownaggers?, if so, with that concept you could make a decent movie if you have a good writer
If each clan can be seen as an independent state, the ninjas were their CIA
they could definitely make a good film about it. they did sabotage, espionage, assassinations, acted as double agents. what they didn't do was prance around in black suits though
They probably did, but it's not a "ninja uniform," it's a spy or sometimes assassin, disguised to appear like a stagehand. They used other disguises as needed, like farmer merchant prostitute etc etc
I remember hearing that dark blue is what they preferred. Actual pitch black stands out.
Dark green is the superior nighcrawling color
>Actual pitch black stands out
In the dark? No it most certainly does not.
If the night was that dark, you could wear anything and not be seen. Black pops out more than a dark blue.
You never played at night as a kid did you?
I did, and nobody found me hiding because I wore dark blue or green, which is coincidentally what the military does as well
The military uses green because the sneak around during daylight hours and need something to blend in.
Huh, I wonder why they don't wear bright white outfits in the daytime?
Because bright white would reflect light making it more visible as opposed to black with absorbs light.
You forgot to call him a retard when you were explaining this
So then why don't they wear pitch black in the daytime and just absorb all the light? Then they'd be invisible, huh?
Cause mankind does not have the technology to make fabric THAT black.
Nigga, I'M that black
Then I'm sorry for your affliction.
Get some help.
Holy shit we got a drow posting on Cinemaphile
why are you so confidently stupid? no one uses all black camo because it's objectively and proven to be shit. first of all black shows up better on night vision and what happens when it's night time and some light shines on you from the moon or another source? a light source shines on black and you stick out like a walking shadow. a light source shines on camo designed to blend into the surroundings and surprise you blend into the surroundings
Seal team 6 where's all black on night missions you retard
No they don't
>black shows up better on night vision
Ahh yes the ancient feudal Japanese invention of night vision.
ITT: retards with 0 idea what they're talking about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disruptive_coloration
You're not going to wear black to hide at night you fucking mongoloid, you'll want to wear colours that complement the environment you're going to be in. This argument is doubly retarded anyways since ninjas, or shinobis or whatever asiatic name they were called, are going to want to blend in a way to not arouse suspicion at all. They will dress like someone who belongs in like a farmer, merchant, foot soldier.
If you genuinely think you'll be less visible wearing completely black at night to sneak around you're an idiot. If they would ever go full sneaking mode like a fucking video game they still wouldn't wear black and would probably wear darkish earthly tones, i.e. brown or green.
>They will dress like someone who belongs in like a farmer, merchant, foot soldier
Wrong. That theory is a western invention.
>ninjas, or shinobis or whatever asiatic name they were called
He said as if he hasn't seen every episode of Naruto
Not him but I haven't watched a single episode of that weeb shit.
>wear a fully black outfit in the middle of the night
>everyone thinks you're a burglar and it raises suspicion
both wrong.
They wore suits that were dark blues or purples when out on a night raid/mission. Black is terrible camouflage. A black suit would silhouette them against the sky or whatever else is behind them. Even against a shadow, a dark blue will blend in better with more gradients of shade. Black is black. Unless the shadow you're hiding in/against is as black or blacker than what you're wearing, you're going to stand out.
Otherwise, yeah, like the reddit tier "well akchuallies" say about the peasant/servant disguise is true. But that wasn't their only disguise/camouflage. Why would they wear a dark ninja gi and swords in the middle of the day?
Basically, with an ounce of critical thinking, anyone can realize that
>peasant/servant disguise = gathering intel on Lord SoAndSo
>ninja suit = raid or assassination or any other operation where combat is likely
>he's never seen Shadow Warriors
>The breath after I kill you will be the first breath of my life
kino
Is that the one from the Wachowski brothers? Haven't seen it.
anon have you ever noticed those little scribbles on the bottom of a movie poster literally tell who directed the fucking movie
tldr. yes or no.
no
kthx
Sisters bigot
The Sisters Bigot sounds like a kino tradwife folk music duo
this movie is legit a piece of shit
filtered.
I don’t understand what this movie is about based on the title? Couldn’t they have made it more clear?
It's the well known actor Ninja as the character Sassin in a Warner Brothers production of November 25. I believe the plot has something to do with Guy Fawkes Day
Why didn’t they just put that in the title?
The hunted is Lambert modern day ninja kino.
Why do people fellate this movie so much?
Its really not a good movie unless you are like 12 years old.
All it has is blood and tits.
Nice animation too.
Nice animation doesn't turn a bad movie good.
it does turn my bad limp penis into a good hard penis
Think again, mutt.
pure kino
>there are still anons on Cinemaphile who are one with the universe
NO I AM NOT!
ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE!
Glad someone posted it.
Some say it is so
almost post it as well, funny one
When I saw this in theater someone was shining a laser at the womans boobs and my mom got all pissed off but I was so young I didn't understand why.
as a kid I always felt bad for liu kang getting hurt by the fat retard all the time
The best ninja movie unironically
Five Elements Ninjas
Godfrey Ho's movies are kino and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
Pierre Kirby is a fucking legend.
Based and enlightened Godfrey Ho enjoyer.
WE ARE THE JET SET SOCIETY
b-b-based
>forgetting the absolute classic
samurai i amirai is leagues better
The whole point of a ninja is to work from the shadows, unseen. It's hard to make a movie out of that. Works much better for stealth games.
no it actually isn't. ninjas just did work that was deemed dishonorable, the whole unseen shadow thing is a modern trope
Fuck ninjas
what kino?
female assassins?
Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx
thanks, anon
only seen the first one
They get really over the top after the first movie
>literally me slicing frozen chicken breast
dude, 8 ninja on 1 ninja? This is some cheap bullshit, it's not like these broads are just broads, put in majority farmers and city watchmen and see what happens.
The guy's a ninja, the women are assassins. His goal was to evade them well enough to escape out of the room. Ninja are supposed to specialize in stuff like that.
what is kino?
Kubi actually made the shinobi look cool.
Ninja in the Dragon's Den. Shaka ninja!
Hwang Jang Lee kino. Hiroyuki Sanada too.
Best rec in this thread.
Also good.
Based anon. This movie is the peak of the genre. While other ninja movies tend to be shlocky 80s fun, this one is genuine kino.
Because the popular image of ninja is completely fictitious. Samurai are also heavily mythologised, but they at least somewhat line up with the popular idea of what they are and were basically inseparable from Japanese history for most of the last thousand years. Real ninja wouldn't be running around in black outfits fighting with swords. They just disguised themselves as inconspicuous civilians for the most part. They also weren't really that historically significant compared to spies or assassins in any other country.
Shut the fuck up poser you dont know. Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.
Elves and hobbits don't exist either yet The Lord of the Rings movies are still good.
I think they're boring movies that were made for LGBT folks
>Real ninja wouldn't be running around in black outfits fighting with swords. They just disguised themselves as inconspicuous civilians for the most part
This is literally untrue and something that westerners made up.
The Hunted was a good ninja film, even if the ninja were the bad guys.
not enough people are willing to sit through an entire kung fu movie
Beverly Hills Ninja is a classic.
*kung fu fighting starts playing*
This. The hibachi scene kills me. Every. Fucking. Time
Iron Monke is probably the best one I saw.
There are good realistic ninja films, but they're called Spy films.
if i dont see shurikens then its not ninja
good rule of thumb
>James Bond is a ninja
You Only Live Twice was pretty good, dont think a single other movie has ninjas though.
Bond is a ninja
Yes.
Hes so stealthy bros, the assassin didnt even see him coming
James Bond movies are such complete fucking trash holy shit
Only roughly 6-8 out of 26 are such complete fucking trash.
This is the best bond film. I made my wife sit down and watch it with me and she loved it.
Your wife has shit taste, but you already knew that since she married you.
Well, you're opinion is obviously worthless so I don't care what you think. What does your wife or girlfriend think about YOLT?
No need to get upset, anon. It's not like you're a cuck as well. UNLESS...
Anon, do you have a girlfriend?
One who has good taste unlike your wife, you fat ugly Bondfag.
I'm sure your wife is lovely. How could she not be with a sophisticated and sauve guy like yourself ? You've really won me over with your personality and I'm sure she feels the same
Ninja Gari
Shinobi no Mono
Daishan no Ninja
look for old black and white japanese ninja films and tv series
Can't see the good ones
Have you heard of Ninja Turtles?
and "Seventeen ninja"
Because "ninjas" aren't people
you wouldn't say that to their face
because they wear masks lol
Well, no. Everyone knows ninjas are violent animals that can't be reasoned with. It's best to just avoid them at all cost
Just so we're clear, you're talking about naggers right?
You can say the word
The beauty of true art is that it reveals precisely what is in the mind of the viewer. Do you find yourself noticing lots of homoeroticism in every film you watch?
The last few years, yeah. Though I think that's because of the actual homosexual romances that are being pushed into every movie and show
You haven't noticed it? Might want to check your IQ, I believe there are programs that will help your kind with a lot of your day to day life
I'm not in the habit of watching movies about homosexuals. I did like BBM except for the parts where they do gay stuff. The one guy fucking his buddy dry up his unwashed ass was the worst jump scare I can remember from that era. People literally screamed in the movie theater. After that, I just avoid movies about butt piracy completely. But I don't think there was any subtext to infer so it may not apply to your situation
Would describe this as terrifying or......succulent?
Well, neither
Now for your question, what's 8 plus 5?
Eighty Five. Next question?
>has never seen an 80s action movie
I wouldn't say it's "good" but it is great campy entertainment with nice action scenesonly a ninja can kill a ninja
>He hasn’t watched good ninja movies
Pleb detected
What the fug
Is this a deleted scene?
From Mortal Kombat Conquest series.
God that show sucked, I watched it when I was a kid and wanted it to be good and it was just so bad
>Production value and fight choreography on par with fucking Power Rangers
I remember back in the day when ninjas and toxic waste and uzis were rad. Mid 80s.
>ninjas and toxic waste and uzis
jesus, did you grow up on Staten Island?
The fuck is Staten Island?
Only the home of the greatest ninja clan ever
It was disappointing to find out Uzis are shit irl unless you’re close range in closed space and just doing bursts
>cheap
>reliable
>compact
>easy to reload
>accurate
They're not shit, wtf are you talking about.
>Weight of fuckhuge bolt and low rate of fire keeps it accurate in full-giggle
>Built like a brick shithouse
>Used by Cyberdyne Systems Model T-800
If only it weren't a kike gun...
are thousands of good samurai films
No there isn't. There isn't a single good samurai film. japslop is some of worst trash ever shat onto a screen
>What about TLS?
Also shit.
>There isn't a single good samurai film.
Ran and 13 Assassins are pretty good.
This is the only non-sexual scene that incels prematurely ejaculate to
BOOM
eazy
GG
has never been a good ninja film
Clearly you have never seen The Hunted (1995)
>there are thousands of good samurai films
Anon, there aren't thousands of good films.
You guys should watch jidaigeki films instead of westernized trash
recommend some
That one with Chris Farley is pretty amazing.
3 Ninjas
Surfer Ninja
There were ninjas in The Last Samurai, foo. They were pretty cool but the white man wrecked them with the help of a child. Assholes tried to ruin movie night.
>wtf you just filmed an empty room and dubbed sound effects over it!
It’s easy to see why samurai are more popular
Good question, I feel like you could make some really tense and exciting "stealth scenes" where the ninja has to sneak through security to get to his target
Revenge Of The Ninja
Ninja III: The Domination
These 2 are very good from my childhood.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>maybe you should get the patch. look who im talkin to
>rob schneider is actually filipino too
KWANTSU DUDES
the chick from the first movie is fine. the chick from the second movie is also fine at the end
Based Dudkoff Enjoyers.
has never been a good ninja film
WRONG
>western ninja movie
>good
Hou Hsiao Hsien's The Assassin is good
little ninja fella
has never been a good ninja film
Sho Kosugi begs to differ
>Sho Kosugi
He's the evil grandpa warlord in Ninja Assassin
Imagine not loving Ninja III the domination
Because Ninja did not exist in the way they are popularly depicted in movies. If you made a historical drama about actual Ninjas, it would be pretty boring. Or pretty great. I don't know, they should try. I'd watch it.
shut the fuck up, nerd
I wonder if this is why the best ninja movies tend to be made in Hollywood. Japanese make samurai movies and they think ninjas are little weasely homosexuals because they know the history better. Americans make up their own interpretation of ninjas and just have them kick ass and don't worry about accuracy, like Italians did with cowboys in spaghetti westerns.
Japan has been marketing ninjas for the West since You Only Live Twice. In Japan, you'll see sacred monuments for samurai, emperors, martial artists, poets etc... and ninja-themed tourist attractions
I mean, to be fair, it was Japan that made up the modern fictionalized ninja, but I reckon they probably view it as childish. The big Ninja clans are referenced a lot in animus and shit. I honestly don’t know if there are any serious historical dramas about them. Surely there must be
You could easily make a good movie about historical ninjas. Especially if you were to play up the rigid Japanese social hierarchy. They were basically commoners and other poor people who did jobs Samurai deemed beneath them. You could easily do a Memoirs of a Geisha type story where some poor kid from a lower caste village has their family killed by some hoity-toity corrupt Daimyo that gets picked up by a Shinobi clan and is taught to be an assassin. Have everybody look down on them, but they have their own code of honor and yadda yadda
CAN ONE OF YOU AUTISTIC homosexualS MAKE A Cinemaphile APPROVED NINJA MOVIE INFOGRAPHIC? Thanks.
You can start with Ninja: Calm Down
Scorpion is a ninja. Sub Zero is Lin Kuei
Back when the movie was made, Lin Kuei was synonymous with ninja.
.
Retard take
Came here to post this kino.
>tfw no insane karate wife
A samurai wears his heart on his sleeve. A ninja lives in the shadows. This is why Samurai are more common as protaganists and heroes.
Godfather Is a good ninja film, Titanic too. You don't see ninja for whole time.
It has some hidden Chinese and Japanese gems and good ninja characters. But it's true that there aren't any good ninja movies, even the animated ones are bad.
new york ninja
dats haow gudd dey r, u dont even kno
Shadow Warriors
https://youtu.be/1BkIx0S-2XQ
https://youtu.be/V6lD2MlGGFI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Warriors_(TV_series)
We need a SERIOUS ninja movie
>Micheal Cane
>Anthony Hopkins
>Denzel Washington
>Mayrl Streep
Passion of the Ninja
Black Ninja?
Mexican Ninja
We can throw in Edward James Almost
Whats better?
>Ninja Chainsaw Massacre
or
>Ninja vs. Leatherface
Ninja vs Michael Myers would be cool
>ninja narrowly escapes Michael
>hiding in shadows, gathering thoughts, planning next move
>camera does the classic Halloween "eye adjusting to darkness"
>slowly reveals Michael right behind our ninja protag
>"N-nani?!"
Just back and forth between them like that for an hour and a half. Each trying to outstealth the other and land a killing blow.
For me, it's TMNT 3's opening.