There is no Hollywood actor who could portray him.

There is no Hollywood actor who could portray him.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Glover

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vincent D'Onofrio could

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan Fraser

      Him too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s probably the best choice also nice quads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clancy Brown 20 years ago would've been perfect for it, his voice is basically how I imagined Holden in the book. D'Onofrio would be my choice for a modern casting.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh* Idris Elba

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Fester lookin homie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    i am more intelligent than you

    the guy who plays Ivan or whatever his name is in The Machinist.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i portray him everyday

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do incels love this book so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying only incels like the Addams Family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do they? It's an extremely unforgiving book, not like the typical wish fulfillment incels go for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What book is it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Blood Meridian.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This fricking place

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You expect me to recognize some shitty western based on a drawing of Uncle Fester?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It’s regarded as one of the best novels of the 21st century zoomie. even people who hate it recognize the judge

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would assume liberals would read it, get to the bit where the natives circle The kid and the others, scalp a lot of them, and stop reading because it's too brutal and they're depicting them too violently. Also, not to mention the use of the word "Black person."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's also a book about how science and progress are inherently biased towards evil ends. Holden is very related to 19th century progressivism, he's a eugenicist polyglot renaissance man who wants to systematize everything and put everything in a productive cage. He's also the devil, the message is clear to see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only Christian XXX in albino makeup could have played him believably, maybe jesse ventura, especially since his voice is amazing.

      it is scriptural, void of women and misanthropic

      the manifest hints of it spiritual and physical in westworld s1 are probably the only morsel we'll get

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and misanthropic
        I think there were parts of the book where it was hinting that people had the capability to be more than what The Judge said they were made for which is war. The Kid sincerely tried to change once he grew into The Man, he even showed mercy in a book where every other moment of hesitation is met with death.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then he gets raped to death in an outhouse, the end. the story of the traveler also implies violence always wins, as once it surfaces in some lineage it perpetuates and inflicts itself on its adjacencies. the epilogue's post-driving farmer acts as if the wild west is paved over, but it's just some new species of exploitation, or the violence is translocated or reincarnated as in No Country for Old Men's modern cartels.

          the kid's occasional small acts of kindness often amount to no consequence, or potentially backfire, highlighting their incongruity with nature and with man's systems. the point wasn't "look at man's potential for good" it was "look what a transient anomaly, so easily defeated, is this pacifism and benevolence"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting take I haven’t hear that before

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, I need to reread the book, I missed a lot of things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s one of the most acclaimed books of the past 50 years and only men can understand it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you allow incels to live in your head rent-free?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie Coogan already did.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fat guy from Dune part 1?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets rewritten as a sassy, middle-aged black woman

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am convinced that Woody Harrelson was trying to use that Kevin Hart movie to audition for the role.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba as the Judge me as the Indian boy he finds

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who played the cannibal wildling in Game of Thrones. He's like 6'7 IRL and looks creepy as hell.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a better dying line than "hack away you mean red Black person." in any for of media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le unfilmable maymay
    No work of literature ever made is unfilmable. You're just not thinking creatively enough.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is basically Uncle Fester there's loads that could.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i considered him or colin farrell but they haven't the voice neither in character nor in capacity for masking their strong accents

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Varys from GoT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not tall enough.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just marathoned it 2 days ago and I still don't get what this dude is even supposed to be or represent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this fella spelled it out well

      It's also a book about how science and progress are inherently biased towards evil ends. Holden is very related to 19th century progressivism, he's a eugenicist polyglot renaissance man who wants to systematize everything and put everything in a productive cage. He's also the devil, the message is clear to see.

      the judge is satan, war, violence, nihilism, atomism, materialism, atheism, industry, at once ahab and his white whale. he's also meant to defy the identification we're attempting

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the name of the guy who played kingpin in Netflix daredevil? He could do it tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think that's

      Vincent D'Onofrio could

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk Jackie Coogan did a good job and then Chris Lloyd too in the movies

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This could only work if it was written and directed by James Franco
    The Judge as Vincent D'onofrio
    The Kid as Dave Franco
    Toadvine as Danny McBride

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vince Vaughn

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally Billy Corgan

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