there is no logical reason this guy bagged Hermione except JK Rowling has a thing for ginger losers

there is no logical reason this guy bagged Hermione except JK Rowling has a thing for ginger losers

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surely they could have looked at the parents of these children to see if they'd grow up handsome or not

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhhhhhh Harry chose his ginger sister Ginny (lmao real fricking creative) and Hermione was crushed and had her ego shattered and shacked up with the ginger's brother to get back at them both.
    Did you even READ the novels?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting lighthearted personality and the ability to make women really laugh out loud will get you laid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about your fanfics you brown monkey, stop watching kids' movies

      post your hair, ginger twats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See [...]

        Gingers are the palest people one earth. Imagine attacking them lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the ability to make women really laugh out loud
      women laugh at your jokes because they like you, not the other way around. If theyre laughing out loud it means theyre really interested, not that the joke is really funny.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about your fanfics you brown monkey, stop watching kids' movies

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's the only one other than harry who would actually talk to hermione

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let her watch me eat a ton of food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhhhhhh Harry chose his ginger sister Ginny (lmao real fricking creative) and Hermione was crushed and had her ego shattered and shacked up with the ginger's brother to get back at them both.
      Did you even READ the novels?

      If I recall correctly; Rowling said she paired him with Hermione out of pity and quickly started to actively regret that decision after the last book was published. She said that if she could do it all again, Hermione would end up with Harry.

      Harry + Hermione
      Ron + Ginny
      There I fricking fixed it can you morons just SHUT UP ALREADY

      Harry should have married Luna because she is good at making love

      Harry was also an uggo, stop seething over your self-insert fantasies

      Harry dodged the bullet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
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          [...]
          [...]
          Harry dodged the bullet

          Apologize

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the lines on her forehead
          Am I suppose to find that attractive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is she balding?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hermione eats copious amount of meat canonically, it's just her actress who is a vegan moron.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ron is a poorgay Cinemaphileizen who didn't even kiss a girl until he was 18 but somehow bagged his autistic childhood friend as a wife, why does Cinemaphile hate him so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why do you hate him?
      he is very unlikeable. goblet of fire is him sulking the entire movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't even kiss a girl until he was 18
      he did in that book where they were all 16 though?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i recall correctly he was based on JKR childhood friend, and I guess she wanted him to score someone above his league and pretend its realistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wasnt hermione a 6/10 nerd in the books?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        at first yeah, but later she fixes her teeth and she's better looking, I presume. That foreign jock was into her (Viktor Krum) at year 4, which implies she's definitely not uggo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Krum is himself fricking ugly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he is an international sport star athlete. Guys wanna be him, women wanna date him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          6/10 is not ugly you fricking ESL moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That poster made no grammatical errors

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              good morning sir

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you esls practiced english instead of accusing random sentences that make sense of being wrong you might get better at it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione is not supposed to be a 8/10 in the books, she supposed to be a nerdy girl who's not particularly attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Choosing a hot actress was terrible for the character.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone with a ginger (men) fetish, the Harry Potter films are the closest thing to representation I'll ever have.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do women in their 30s continue to pretend they live in the wizarding world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do men in their 30s continue to pretend they live in anime world?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a adult I can do whatever the flying frick I want, frickeroo.
        Dog you're so fricking tarded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never heard of anyone doing this, sounds like something an autistic person would do if anything

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. SO. MUCH. THIS. Real Hermione would date a 5'10 brown KING, such as myself. Pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao You look like a mongoloid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        [...]
        post your hair, ginger twats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why all pajeets are incels btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        [...]
        post your hair, ginger twats

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I recall correctly; Rowling said she paired him with Hermione out of pity and quickly started to actively regret that decision after the last book was published. She said that if she could do it all again, Hermione would end up with Harry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She said that if she could do it all again, Hermione would end up with Harry.
      and Ron kills himself after finding out his school crush and best friend have married without inviting him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She said that if she could do it all again, Hermione would end up with Harry.
      and Ron kills himself after finding out his school crush and best friend have married without inviting him?

      Hopefully

      >"adult" men obsessed with pairings of characters in a children's book
      this is just sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bitch, I'm not obsessed, homosexual.
        But it DOES need to conform with my preconceived notions or I'll frick you up the ass, fart huffer.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harry + Hermione
    Ron + Ginny
    There I fricking fixed it can you morons just SHUT UP ALREADY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ron + Ginny
      anon, they're siblings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only way for sure to pass down the red hair genes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So are most aristocrats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scientifically the only way to create pure bloods is through incest

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read the books. The movies really fricked up the character of Ron

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione was one of the few black characters in the books. She was probably otherized by most of the Wizarding World. Don't project the attractiveness of Emma Watson onto the character

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ron was a pure blood chad and Hermione was a filthy mud blood. Hermione got the better deal.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ron should have been headmaster

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harry should have married Luna because she is good at making love

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was Ron's reward for spending the entire series as the comic foil

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the only real logical conclusion is that Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though
    "No!"
    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the great gaysby in god tier

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harry was also an uggo, stop seething over your self-insert fantasies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Girls were sneaking him love potions. He’s at least a 5/10. Ron was the uggo of the group.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the love potions thing started when some grills started to consider him Le Chosen One
        and how is 5/10 not an uggo?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JFK is a closeted FtM and therefore malebrained. The most quintessentially malebrained fantasy in all of media is one of meritocratic romance. Ron, the poor, good-natured, doofy kid with a heart of gold overcomes all odds and manages to win over the secretly sexy girl-next-door. It's a product of the 90's and quite frankly not rooted in reality. There are interviews you can find where Emma Watson roasts this dumpy ginger live on air, likening the iconic kiss scene to an experience of visceral disgust as Rupert looks on in quiet dismay. It's one of the most subtly poignant blackpills.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Or the fact they had a tsundere will they won't they thing for each other since book 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back to Duolinguo and try again in few months

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a frick harry potter is gay

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like no way a hag like Hermione would score a hot ginger like Ron.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >”Look into the pensieve Harry, what do you see”
    >”I see visions, memories. All swirling about, nothing truly clear”
    >”Look closer, Mr. Potter, and you shall find the answers you seek”
    >As his small body bends over the side of the cauldron, he feels Dumbledore’s bony, decrepit hands wrap around his waist
    >Before he even has a moment to think, he feels his pants slide down to his ankles and his head shoved deep into the cauldron in quick succession
    >”Dumbledore stop! I can’t breath” cries a frantic Harry as he squirms, arms flailing about, legs stretching
    >”YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO PRESENT ME WITH YOUR TIGHT PINK GOBLET OF FIRE, HARRY” Dumbledore screams calmly into Harry’s ears, the cold breath on Harry’s neck feeling like a kiss from a Dementor
    >As the wizened wizard feels his meat-wand twitch and prepare to cast a powerful love spell, Harry is forced to watch hours of memories of Dumbledore performing the same sick trick on dozens of students. The pensieve is Dumbledore’s most insidious possession. Not only does it allow Albus to trap their precious fertile young bodies, but replaying the memories of other students helps to lure them under Cumbledore’s lusty spell. A prison of body and mind, even more haunting than Azkaban and with twice as much buttsex

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't get a gf so clearly it must be about looks and money not being a decent human being

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling literally admitted that the organic course of her writing made Harry+Hermione the more natural outcome but against her better judgment she stuck with her original plan of nerd wish fulfillment with Ron+Hermione.

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