There is no real adaptation of this

why?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba's schedule has been jam packed for years now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is he always chosen to replace the aryans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trojans (turks)
        >Aryans

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Trojans (turks)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Troy was literally in Anatolia. We found the historical Troy a hundred years ago in Northwest Turkey.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And the Turks didn’t arrive in Western Anatolia until 1000+ years later, dumbass

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you’re a fricking moron. Troy is located in WHAT IS TODAY Turkey. It wasn’t fricking Turkey back then you blithering fricking idiot. There were no Turks in that area until the Middle Ages.

                >NOOOOOOOO THE ANCIENT TURKEY WAS ACTUALLY ALL PALE-SKINNED WHITES
                Seething so hard over being Muslim rape babies I'd almost peg you as Spaniards.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, Trojans migrated East once Troy fell and came back to retrieve what was theirs as Turks.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Learn to read

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit you’re a fricking moron. Troy is located in WHAT IS TODAY Turkey. It wasn’t fricking Turkey back then you blithering fricking idiot. There were no Turks in that area until the Middle Ages.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              WE

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a firm believer that there is more truth than non-sense to Historia regum Britanniae
              the Trojans are the ancestor of the Celts

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is like attributing ancient pyramids in the Mississippi valley to the ancestors of Roscoe and Cletus.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bass pro shop doesn't really qualify as "ancient"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks are the true ancestors of Italians.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LE Idris is LE white male xD

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should use David Gemmell's trilogy as the background for this kino.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's context is more important than its content.
    >Making propaganda for a man who has been dead 2,000 years out if a book that isn't even finished
    No one cares.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roman fanfiction

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why is there no adaptation of [novel]?
    1. because it doesn't follow a conventional 3 act structure with a beginning, middle, and end
    2. because it's extremely long
    3. because it has too many characters
    4. because it would cost a lot of money and the fanbase just isn't there
    5. because Hollywood doesn't believe in artistic integrity
    6. because it extols traditional values
    7. because it doesn't appeal to 3 of the 4 main demographics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Aeneid
      >"novel"

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because noone knows it. Its not a requirement for the Oxford and Harvard exam to know about it.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL ROACH DEATH, RECLAIM ANATOLIA, CONSTANTINOPLE, EGYPT, MESOPOTAMIA AND NORTH AFRICA

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring odyssey ripoff in first half followed by boring iliad odyssey in second
    better question is why there is no film adaptation of the odyssey that anyone's heard of (apart from O Brother Where Art Thou)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *iliad ripoff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can call it derivative and propagandistic but on a technical level the Aeneid is better than Homer. Homer was just a bunch of originally oral shit compiled and preserved unevenly. The Aeneid is better because Virgil was consciously aware of how to make powerful art/propaganda through Plato Aristotle (even though Plato used "dude it's just like Homer" for like half of the arguments in favor of his shit).

      It's a better technical work just like Shakespeare is a better technical work than weird Old Greek comedy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        too bad Virgil is fricking boring!! compared to Homer (whoever or whatever he may be). Virgil is way too stuffy and classical. very mannered. Homer is full of vim and vigour. Alexander Pope's essay on the Iliad really captures how dynamic it is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a better technical work just like Shakespeare is a better technical work than weird Old Greek comedy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better question is why there is no film adaptation of the odyssey that anyone's heard of (apart from O Brother Where Art Thou)

      There is Ulysses (1954) with Kirk Douglas which kickstarted the entire Peplum/Sword and Sandals genre.
      For Aeneid there is nothing but a low quality Steve Reeves movies that doesn't even seem to follow the plot.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There is Ulysses (1954) with Kirk Douglas
        Love that movie, but Silvana Mangano is a plank of wood and she ruins every scene she's it

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fanfiction
    🙁
    >fanfiction (Rome)
    🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Hesiod wrote Theogony there were other extant versions of The Titanomachy... which makes me wonder if there were detractors who considered his writings non-canonical fanfic.

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