There was no fucking reason to add this to Mullholland Drive. This shit is fucking scary beyond reason.
There was no fucking reason to add this to Mullholland Drive. This shit is fucking scary beyond reason.
There was no fucking reason to add this to Mullholland Drive. This shit is fucking scary beyond reason.
I absolutely would
This. Bonnie Aarons could get it for days, with her weird turboisraelitey milf face.
I don’t get what I’m seeing here?
average los angeleno
a fucking gypsy
Spooky homeless person in a scene that has nothing to do with the actual movie. It's like he wanted to tell a short story but knew no one would watch it or care unless it was in a big blockbuster
half of the return... actually probably more than half is just kinda weird little short stories.
The first half of the film was shot as a television pilot, so that would have been a Twin Peaks-esque plot thread if the show had been picked up.
The bum isn't in the pilot until at the very end in a scene reminiscent of the final scene of Mulholland Drive. The Winkie's Diner scene and jumpscare isn't in it
>has nothing to do with the actual movie
you're a fucking retard, next time try to not browse Cinemaphile while you're watching a movie
Spaniel woman
Repressed trauma
Actress was interviewed for the first time somewhat recently. She met Lynch at a party and was smitten. "Give me the look!" [from the party, a lewd look]. Winkies Witch has to be superposed with the ditz hooker scene with the two hitmen. Also, Lynch used to eat there regularly, and one day Anton Levi (Church of Satan founder; Chicago mob family scion, like the Lanskeys) and his crew were there eating and gave him an evil vibe over his shoulder before identifying them.
Going archetypal, Rita's descent from the trees (and Camilla beckoning through the same later on to the party) + Betty peeking at her in the shower recalls the Actaeon myth with the elderly couple as the hounds that rip her apart -- The third with the Witch/Ditz Hooker /Betty-Diane fills out the Hekate archetype (triplex goddess of magic, crossroads, transitions), counterposed to love triangle IRL with The Girl she whispers into Camilla's ear "The Cowboy wants to see you outside ..." as the Cowboy steps out behind her toward the pool area. Even this scene is more Diane's perception and recollection of that event than the grim reality seen in scenes like the hitman contract inside IRL Winkies
Pretend to be Italian.
Israel's forgotten poor.
America 2022
el goblino de las americas
barbra streisand with a tan
>Had a dream last night where my own voice played over the radio and warned me that bad shit was about to happen
>Forced myself to wake up
My last couple dreams have been getting pretty concerning
The ending is far more terrifying.
Me too. They're more visceral and violent than normal.
What bad shit was about to happen? We’re intrigued
Something was coming. The details are a little hazy, but for the sake of reference, here's what my last two were:
>in old 19th century house
>wallpaper on walls, lots of wood paneling and details, etc
>it's night
>only source of light are dimly lit incandescent wall sconces
>go to second floor
>several people standing around tv
>don't remember what was playing, but I felt an evil presence emanating from it
>start to back away
>see red footprints with three claws walking out of tv
>comes into contact with where I'm standing
>entire body goes cold
And the second
>in a different house
>go to bed
>have dream within a dream
>in same room, but it's night and pitch black
>feel something is there with me
>as eyes adjust, see woman standing in corner
>long black hair covering face with the whitest skin I've ever seen
>she slowly approaches me and just stands over me
>wake up to original dream
>it's daylight
>go to where I saw woman
>pull up rug to reveal occultic runes and summoning circle carved into the hardwood floor
So when I hear my own voice over the radio telling me various radio frequencies and that bad shit is going to happen, I believe me
Were these dreams predicted by the radio?
Go to Church and bathe in holy water. Jesus will save you. He loves you.
stop watching silly horror films and start writing them
you have untapped potential
In high school I recorded by own voice for my alarm clock yelling "ANON, YOU'RE ASLEEP! ANON! YOU NEED TO WAKE UP!"
It worked better than beeping.
awesome if you actually yelled ANON
Have you had one where a friendly stranger in your dream said you'll see each other in the future? Had that happen once or twice.
I often have dreams where I end up in what feels like someone else's dream. sometimes I see them, they don't always see me. when they do they look surprised, like I wandered into their backyard or something. lol.
im not making this up i swear, the night before the rocket in poland landed i dreamt of being bombarded by ukraine, im not from poland though, and some other dream that was vaguely related to something which i learned the same day. I hope im gonna dream of getting a gf next hehe
I haven't had any cryptic or interesting dreams (or any dreams at all) lately, even used to lucid dream a few times, I miss it.
What made you stop because mine did too. I think from too much drinking
You call that concerning? I envy you, I have insane nightmares almost nightly. Recently I watched a clone/copy of myself cough blood and convulse himself nearly to death, and I tried to punch him in the face to snap him out of it, and he attacked me at full force beating me in the face and spitting blood and bile on me until I woke up in sweat.
Learn to control your dreams. It's easy with a little practice. Give yourself a cue, like trying to levitate a table (yes this is similar to the top in inception). Do this 4-5 times a day. IRL you won't be able to. In a dream you will or at least you will feel like you are able to just that the dream is fighting back. After a few days, you should be able to tell dream from IRL. Now you can just close your eyes in the dream and the spooky thing will disappear.
And yes, this also works for kinky dreams.
I had a dream that i stumbled across a car accident involving a schoolbus, and as I walked around it was just one exploded toddler head after another. I remember during the dream wondering I would recover from seeing it. What does this mean?
As of now I can only wonder if this is an omen to never go to China, or if it is the result of Gallagher's soul invading the astral realm
I had a dream the other night where I kidnapped a 14 year old boy. Idk wtf that's about and I'm starting to get scared of myself.
My top 2 scariest dreams are the one where I was burned alive in a nuclear strike, and the one where I was murdered by Kanye West
>the one where I was murdered by Kanye West
Was it over a joke about fish sticks?
Me and a bunch of other guys were helping him set up a recording studio in an abandoned house, he got into an argument with one of the other guys and snapped and just calmly and wordlessly killed everyone while i was upstairs in a room, and he came up and just stood silently outside the doorway waiting for me for me to come out
I had a dream recently where I was in an open room with a massive concrete pit. Absolutely huge and in the distance was a large city. Obviously I looked down and knew immediately I would die if I was to fall. I see two other people looking over the edge. One is a young black teenager and the other is a creepy black grandma.
The boy walks past me looking freaked out and the old woman smiles at me and says "he thought this room was as big as The Moon Room. But he'll learn." Then she stood next to me and said "There's 3 million people in this city so it's safe, even considering crime" as two spotlights turned on in the distance and I could faintly make out moving cars and street lamps.
I have no idea what any of this means.
Also it's a recurring dream
>He thinks he's as big as The Moon Room.
Fucking moon roomlet kwab
The Magical Negro is invading your dreams.
Kino graphic novel intro
>Forced myself to wake up
How?
Not that Anon but I've done that in a lot of nightmares. You know how sometimes when something bad happens in real life you're like "oh god please let this be a nightmare, please wake up"? It's like that except it actually works
>I'm in a liqor shop or a diner, I don't remember which but it was very dirty
>As I go to pay a homeless guy is angry with me for some reason
>He yells and grabs me by my shirt
>Look him in the eye and say 'Jokes on you, I can just wake up'
>Wake up feeling extremely smug
I've had a lucid dream before that was triggered by me having an argument with someone in my dream and saying "Yeah, well you're not even real!"
>mfw they're not
>mfw I'm dreaming
Based. I had something similar happen once but I wasn’t even lucid, I just blurted it out as a kind of threat/punishment to uncooperative NPCs in my dream. “Fine, I’ll wake up and you’ll be gone” and they instantly were afraid. Lots of power fantasy shit goes on there and I’m really glad it hasn’t spilled out into reality. I’m concerned I might tell my wife I’m going to wake up to get out of an argument
The other night I was having a typical dream, then suddenly my dream cut to me in my bed and my door opened and someone stepped into my room. It scared the shit out of me.
I unironically had a dream last night where I was in a ritzy apartment trying a dress on in front of a mirror and my reflection was a woman, and when I reach under my dress to check my junk I had a vagina
Woke up right then
Too much porn maybe
What?
that would be depressing to wake up from
I had a dream the other day where the Fast & Furious crew meet up with a bunch of aliens
I've only seen one of those movies, over 10 years ago and have 0 attachment to the series
not sure what it means
I had this one dream recently that I've had many times for the past 8 years
>I'm back on the road near the countryside home I grew up in
>It's a road near a bunch of grassy fields
>I can feel it's somewhat in the future
>There's a huge mega structure on the distant horizon processing something, the mega structure looks like that moving pipe screensaver that windows had for a while
>I go to my old house and see that it's become a small museum for communist revolutionaries in my country
>Turn around and see my childhood dog (I never owned a dog but I can feel that its supposed to be mine if that makes any sense) standing un the middle of the road, it's a dark shade of black standing in the middle of the road
>The dog then says in a strangely modulated voice "you never should have come back"
>The dog then jumps onto me and rips out my throat and the dream ends
What does my brain mean by this?
it means that Mother Russia is dying and the future is uncertain
>it's another marrying Avril Lavigne in a dream then waking up feeling horribly depressed for the rest of the week episode
She has the limey winey nip nip, or lime disease if you're American
I also had a lynchian dream
it was about about an old device that could summon a demon, this demon would solve your problems by creating doppelgangers
>Forced myself to wake up
i've done this too when my dream got a little too spooky for me
I had a dream about a sport called Evola ball. It’s played in a pool. someone showed me the equipment which was assorted fruits and a bottle of sparkling water with Evola’s face on it
That sounds exciting at least.
All my dreams involve some kind of frustrating, repetitive task that I have to do. Last night I dreamt I was on some big dock somewhere, and there were random objects sitting around everywhere and I had to pick them up and drop them into the water. Just walking around collecting these random objects and putting them in the water. And all my old friends and other people I know are standing around talking to me like, “did you get them all? You have to get them all.” And then I’d turn around and there would just be more random shit everywhere that I have to pick up and put into the water until I wake up.
Basically all my dreams are like this. Not really good or bad, just bizarre, frustrating and confusing.
I hope those objects were car batteries
Showed up late to work telling my boss I had already dreamt of working with the worst client all night so it’s like I’ve already been at work for 8 hours anyway. Those dreams are the worst
Not my most recent, but the most terrifying dream I've ever had was when I was 19, and it shook me up so bad I sat up and refused to sleep for the rest of the night. In hindsight it wasn't even THAT bad, but the presentation in the moment was horrible. It involved a made-up cartoon character named Judd the Squirrel. In the dream I remembered him being a big part of my childhood, but then he started following me around telling me he was going to kill me. Eventually I was driving my car when I saw him superimposed onto my vision, so that everywhere I looked he was standing in the exact same place. I panicked and crashed the car into the tree, at which point Judd went flying into the tree and basically collapsed into a broken bloody mess. I remember looking down at him while he choked on blood and died, it was awful. Anyway, then his "creator" started following me around to avenge his death. I never actually saw the creator, but in the back of my head I knew he wore a raincoat and big steel-toe boots. At one point I had to walk into the laundry room in my parent's house, and some part of me kept screaming that the creator was in there. So I slowly opened the door, and it stopped on something heavy about halfway. Then I heard massive loud footsteps running up behind me and I woke up.
Point is, sometimes vivid dreams are a fucking curse.
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL NOW, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED
>dreams getting so realistic that is hard to discern from actual reality
wtf is going on bros
does the other guy see it?
I think he does, but it wasn't his nightmare so he's not as scared.
Scary stuff.
FIDDLESTICKS
JEEPERS CREEPERS
i unironically wish getting lynched induced a heart attack
This scene was so scary that instead of fight or flight mode I went straight into fawn and I laid down right in front of the tv
ha ha good thing they took care of the homeless problem since 2001 ha ha
Is that a pooprat?
unexpected Jontron
I dont get it. Itd just basic Lynchian surrealism. A dirty homeless israeli woman lmao
>homeless israeli woman
That's pretty absurd
I've seen it at least once before in real life.
What the fuck was her problem?
Nancy Pelosi looked so young here
Isn't that the point of surrealism? To put random nonsense in your movie?
I actually shat myself and cum all over my living room in my capital city after watching this.
Wild Heart > Blue Velvet > Mulholland Drive
Is that Jamie Farr?
>scared of a jumpscare
Why are zoomers such pathetic pussies?
Evil Nun
How can I get a israeli girlfriend like this?
you gotta learn how to make those potato pancakes
Potatoes belong to the Nords.
Those shifty hook nosed israelite need to fuck off my delicacy.
t.just made lefse today
Potatoes are literally native to south America and we're not introduced to Europe until like the 1500s. Get fucked larphaggit
draniki? that's really easy
I can't grasp why it looks so terrifying
Lynch instructed the actress to look at the camera like she was in love
I often have dreams that involve multiple false awakenings. After the third or fourth false awakening, I become incredibly anxious because I'm hyper aware that something is wrong and I'm convinced I'm in some sort of consciousness limbo. Reality itself starts shaking and I can't focus on anything. I wake up in my family home, in my room, and try to walk down the stairs and I'm screaming to my father that something is wrong and he tells me that I just need to calm down. I can't walk or focus my eyes on anything. Then I'll usually wake up screaming in a cold sweat. Scary stuff bros.
happens to me too a few times per year
in one dream i will have so many and be aware im still asleep that it feels like im flicking tv channels till i find the right reality to wakeup in
and i get demons taunting me and saying haha not this one either
or normal ppl slowly turn around and stare at me with an unnatural creepy grin in a dream when i realise im actually dreaming and not awake
>or normal ppl slowly turn around and stare at me with an unnatural creepy grin in a dream when i realise im actually dreaming and not awake
I've seen them too mate
hobos are truly frightening. i'm a security guard. i've kicked hundreds of homeless off my site's property. they still give me the heebee jeebees especially they're hiding in a place you wouldn't expect.
The best part is when he says he realises what's wrong and that he knows there's a man at the back of the diner who's the one doing it and that he can see him through the wall
Inland Empire is unwatchable burgertrash
Inland Empire was the scariest movie I've ever seen. it was like a never-ending nightmare
why did the tiny old man and woman terrorise diane at the end, the fuck was their problem?
Because they could, it's their purpose, and even if they had the choice not to, they'd choose to. Also, they're her parents. Like Laura Palmer, Naomi Watts' character is a being of potential shining light birthed from darkness and her demonic producers want to reabsorb and consume the light that they made.
They're her guilt. They exist right at the beginning of the dream and then get suppressed for the remainder of the movie, but when she wakes up they come right back to her.
Have you had such entities which follow you in your nightmares? For me it was Barnie the dinosaur. I would always see him for a second hiding just around the corner but not for long enough for anyone else to see him before he ducks behind the wall again. I would scream and point at where he was but noone would believe me
Hold your plush extra tight, fren, keeps the monsters away.
The Slime Monster from Ghost Writer made frequent appearances when I was a kid
I had a dream where Death was looking for me. I tried to hide but he quickly appeared over me, and my body was seized by a horrible, cold, deathly feeling. Then I woke up.
Not really, most of my nightmare creatures are blurry black shapes, even in dreams that take place during daytime. When I was a kid I used to have bad dreams involving the Borg, and orcs from Lord of the Rings but they're not really nightmare creatures, I was just scared of them in general.
Ever since I was six, I've had the occasional dream where a giant chicken with glowing red eyes stalks me while I hide in a barn
Watched this 3 days ago, my very first LYNCHING. Must admit that it was pretty great. Gonna watch some more when I have the time
>always had trouble falling asleep
>read that wearing socks to bed can help fall asleep faster
>whynot.jpeg
>throw some socks on and get into bed
>really do fall asleep faster than unusual
>wake up
>it's 3am
>notice some light and movement through partially-opened bedroom door
>angle of the room is such that if I lean over I can see into the bathroom mirror from my bed
>see mom's reflection in it
>she notices and makes eyes contact with me through the mirror
>get up and walk to bathroom
>realize mom is naked and covered in dirt
>half-asleep and not thinking straight so this registers as weird but doesn't seem worth mentioning
>"what are you doing in the bathroom?"
>"taking a shower"
>"at 3am?"
>"yes"
>feel really confused, go back to room and get my phone
>return to bathroom, mom is now sitting in the bathtub with no water running
>take a picture for evidence because this is weird as fuck
>go back to bed
>wake up next morning
>mom is in the kitchen
>ask her what she was doing in the bathroom
>she's confused, says she wasn't in the bathroom last night
>show her the picture
>silence fills the room
>sudden wave of terror
>she screams
>I scream
>wake up
>it was just a nightmare
I haven't worn socks to bed since
Dreamt of my old crush seducing me, but I wasn’t me, I was The Dragon Reborn.
It's only scary with the sound-effect. On mute, it looks stupid.
>this and the lesbian scene were the only kino scenes
>Cowboy scene was offensive as a fellow rancher.
For these reasons, I shan't be watching this.
The whole point of the cowboy scene is that he's not actually a cowboy, he's some entity that looks like a cowboy
I said I shan't.
This whole movie was basically a failed tv series with scenes edited.
I shan't.
Anyone had dreams where they being tickled and couldn't move. I wouldn't be able to breath and had to force myself to wake up and to stop myself from being tickled.
Why are you all talking about dreams you had?
Dreams are the purest form of kino
Is this movie stil worth watching if this jumpscare is already spoiled?
Yes because the jumpscare isnt even part of the main plot, and also it will still work even if youve been spoiled.
Yes, it's kino. It's not a horror movie though, if you're going in expecting to get scared you'll be disappointed.
>already spoiled
nothing is spoiled by watching this scene. do yourself a favor and see the whole movie, one of the best of all time imo.
It makes perfect sense. Guy dreams about hollywood and wants to make it there, but behind the corner there's a creepy monster with a big nose that ends his hollywood dream
>hmm what could it mean
Methinks the intended series would've been a little bit too on the nose, hence the cancellation, and reworking into an abbreviated movie
She's pretty.
The original version she is also pretty there.
She reminds me of Natalia Tena.
All the photos of her on google images are of her middle aged or older but I bet she was a sexy girl when Twin Peaks was filming.
I have such a sick thing for these noses.
Ngl but same so you too are a fellow Armenoid nose enjoyer. My high school english teacher had one of those wicked witch kind of noses not proud of it but if i had the chance I so would've. I'll be honest extremely super israelite looking noses these israeliteesses makes me think certain things! RAPE on sight kind of things! Makes you wanna grab that snooze and
I don't feel that at all. I think such noses are elegant and beautiful when combined with the right features. Lots of East Slavs and Central Europeans have such noses.
Big beaks on girls make me diamonds. Polish, Italian, israeli, I'm about it.
based taste. Aquiline noses on attractive women are the best.
that was the reason, you knobbler. And it worked. It's one of Lynch's most memorable moments. One of the more memorable moments in cinema
She looks like a mixture of black and israelite. Lynch leaves nothing to chance, so it makes you think
can someone post an unshooped webm of that scene
Just watch the kino
Judging by the nose, a israeliteess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites
>watch it
>get confused why people found this scary
bros.. I couldnt get into Inland Empire.. only 20 minutes.
>guy in a dream has a “dream” where he sees the horrors of reality
It was foreshadowing
>people in dreams are real people
no they're not.
>t. dream person
If you only saw this movie once and didn’t get much out of it I implore you to watch it again while considering what you’re watching may be a dream or a dream within a dream. It’s one of the saddest movies I’ve ever seen
I've written down every major dream that i've had in the last 3 years, they're interesting to look back on. I wish I knew how to draw so I could immortalize them before I forget the specifics
My dreams usually have train stations, flooding and/or boats, and weirdly proportioned megastructures.
Gypsy representation