There was nothing stopping him from forcing Linguini to jerk off.

There was nothing stopping him from forcing Linguini to jerk off.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres nothing stopping him from rallying all the rats in France to overrun the city and take it over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And forcing everybody to jerk off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh, do ALL the plans have to involve jerking off?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats breed so much that they have no concept of jerking off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recall a rat experiment with a skinner box that basically gave a rat an orgasm every time it touched a button. The rat pressed the button until it died.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Die of old age or died of too many orgasms???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Die of old age or died of too many orgasms???

        >TL;DR
        They would've starved themselves if they werent unhooked from the "self-stimulating" machine

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I sure hope there aren't teams of people dedicated to exploiting human brains like this for profit, that would be absolutely terrible haha...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cool it with the antisemitism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not completely true, males suck themselves all the time.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes there was.
    The movie's PG rating.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the consentless kiss happened was Linguini or Ratatouille the rapist?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bet Linguini had no clue what to do with Colette in bed that Remi was up there directing the moves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Linguini was probably whoring himself out to make a living, shit, even his first apartment is WAY too expensive for a guy to him to afford, especially with a such a nice view at Paris.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jerk off
    Why not make him rape Colette?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already did that.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Linguini still has some control over his limbs and he could take off the hat and Remy off his head to stop him

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats don't have that level of coordination or human anatomical knowledge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many, many animals jerk off. Rats are more than smart enough to work out the details.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no,aside from humans,only some apes and dolphins

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And walruses, and raccoons, and wolverines, and a plethora of other animals.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you assuming he didn't

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it ever established how he was able to control the dude like a puppet just by grabbing his hair?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the cucumber

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the asparagus one.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coolrat.gif

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who says he didnt?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s nothing that stopped Op from jerking off BEFORE posting, yet here we are.

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