There will never be a show this intense and vivid and cool and sexy. It already is the defacto gold standard for high school coming-of-age drama. If they wrap this shit in 2 additional seasons it will be a classic like The Wire or Mad Men. Literally one of the greatest shows ever.
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>it’s another “anon thinks good cinematography = good show” episode
Except the lighting, framing, soundtrack and pacing is also godlike, you pleb.
not really, just looks like a collage of some art hoes tumblr page, there's nothing new or interesting in the cinematography or soundtrack.
>no mention of the writing
case in point.
>lighting, framing
What do you think cinematography is moron?
It's not even good cinematography.
Also, notice how the troony has way less screen time? Guess HBO learned their lesson, hehe
I mean, "it" was cute in season 1, but in 2? Modern drugs can only do so much, b***h needs jaw and nose surgery
Rude
>euphoria thread
>doesn't start with Hunter
lame
>If they wrap this shit in 2 additional seasons
lol how? I'd be amazed if they could cobble together one more coherent season. S2 was just embarassing.
Jules really was the best girl. Cutest + best personality by far.
>>euphoria thread
>lame
Damn bros, I've been fricking this enby on grindr thst sorta reminds me of hunter. Ngl it's a lot of fun
this, any euphoria thread MUST start with Hunter or Zendaya. To hell with the rest of the cast.
she truly is /our girl/
Too much troony for my taste. Will not watch
actually the problem with season 2 is not enough troony
based
The voice is fricking aggravating too. Does this whiny, breathy sound, and talks too slowly. It’s like a creepy clown’s impression of a valley girl.
Literally the best part.
Why don’t they just stick to angles where she looks like an actual girl? Whenever you can see every detail of her face and how it’s shaped it’s so distracting and unattractive
>a classic like The Wire or Mad Men.
Yeah, it will be like them. All three are trash
>It already is the defacto gold standard for high school coming-of-age drama
lolwut. But that's not The Breakfast Club, you auto-fellating homosexualron.
>The Breakfast Club
Go to to bed, grandpa, you had an exhausting day.
It's not that exhausting banging your mom, kid. What's exhausting is telling the b***h to swallow.
>gets called old
>fails to reply to a post
Unfortunate.
Lexichads, ww@?
Unfrickable
I love all the girls equally even the "girl", except for the fatty and Zendaya.
maude apatow is such a boring looking person, would've never made it without her dad
Wasn't the fat chick thin at one point? Did she balloon up over the pandemic shut downs and they just wrote it into the script?
In season 1 her entire arc is about being a fat girl. She was a thin tumblr girl in like 2015 though.
She literally gained weight for the show. Thats dedication
it's so toxic that actors like christian bale and joaquin phoenix are PRIASED for their body transformations for roles, but when actresses do it they get no recognition?? i'm shaking.
her face is built for being a fatty
harsh
her face is built to be throatfricked by a massive dick
She's always been fat in the show.
She was thinner years ago but was already fat by S1, nothing pandemic related.
Bros, I want to go back in time and kidnap a virgin Syd and just take her somewhere and spend all day making babies with her and drinking her milk and selling her poopy panties to sirs
It was a good decision to shoot season 2 on Ektachrome. I hope they'll continue shooting on film and pick another stock that is suitable for season 3's thematic material.
Lexi best girl
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She's just your average band nerd girl. What is unbelievable is that they all hung out with each other. In real life, Maddy would certainly not have the same friend group as Rue.
>dat frickign theatre episode with the obvious jab at the Birdman drum soundtrack
heartily giggled.
>high school play
>with literal Broadway production values
if you haven't noticed the whole show is very stylized and melodramatic
Looks very intense and serious,what are the stakes?To me it looks like a high school drama with 30yo actors.
>what are the stakes
Everything. Except, you graduate and then move on with your life lol Something these fricking high school kids never understand.
it's a high school drama, but it's the first one that I know of that has great characters and quality writing.
The high school is allegorical. Nowadays, people remain in a prolonged well into adulthood carrying over all their bizarre social hangups and neurosis. This often goes over people's heads and makes the show more enjoyable when you understand it in that context.
Shalom
checked
not watching this degenerate trash
digits and Hunter cums on you eternally
Wdym? The show is already on the decline by the second half of the second season IMO. The actors are getting way too old to be playing high school students. Season 2 started out really strong I'll admit but they should have put them in college to have it make more sense. Two whole episodes on Lexi's play was grating
>Two whole episodes on Lexi's play was grating
I worked in theatre, it was great. Its just something you civilians "dont get".
I have no affinity with theatre but thought it was rhe best thing in the entire show, excluding cassie's chest.ygpya
Why come i get banned but dis spam dont get banned man? Mods hate da black man
if it isn't on Netflix it must not be that good
I watched three episodes of this and it’s not a highs school show at all
It’s a show about 20 something drug addicts and sex addicts being projected into high school bodies for the titillation of viewers and producers.
There is nothing about the storylines that is relatable to regular high school kid.
Why the FRICK would someone liek Maddie be so close with someone like Kat?
feminine bond, you wouldnt understand sweaty 🙂
Lots of Stacy’s like to keep a fat girl as a pet.
The fat friend makes the rest of them look better by comparison.
At least they showed the troony as mentally ill so it was realistic.
At least in season 1 Jules had a more hyperfeminine style and fricked guys she met through Grindr. Then I guess somehow Hunter found that oppressive and fell into a non binary rabbit hole, stopped taking hormones, and started wearing androgynous garbage.
She just needs to grow her hair back. That's it. The moronic bobcut she has right now doesn't really suit her troony skull.
I could have saved her.
It's a recognition of reality. With age, and wrinkles, and fat, you're going to start to troon out.
You can preserve that troony goddess look only through hard work and expensive surgery. Lazy people, poor people, and people destined to be ugly, make do with being a run of the mill queer homosexual, instead of maintaining passability.
show is ass and nothing happened in season 2, all the characters just spiraled further into their problems from season 1 occasionally bumping into each other
>Literally one of the greatest shows ever.
S1 I guess you mean. S2 was a Trainwreck
I can't stop fantasizing about Sydney Sweeney being my very sexual older sister
She actually has a younger brother, he's in the army I think.
She said in an interview that people would send him her nude photos on social media, kek.
If she was my sister and people did that
>oh no please stop I can’t take it anymore
That lanky fricker looks like he could be your average Cinemaphilener too, how did he get a sister like that? Not fair
Also why would he even go to the army, aren't they a wealthy family?
>Also why would he even go to the army
So he could hopefully be deployed to a 3rd world country where people wouldn't constantly mention his sister's breasts in conversation, probably.
My older sister is hot and one time my parents caught my best friend in her room smelling her volleyball shorts
But did they ever catch you?
I never did anything like that. The worst IU ever got was when our grandfather died and she was hugging me and crying because I was the only one around.
she felt and smelt really good but I was too busy worried I was an unfeeling sociopath.
one time I really wanted to grab her ass when she was moving a couch
Lmao I used to snoop and jerk off with my sisters shit all the time
I even stole one of her thongs when she was 15 and used it as a cum rag for years. I found it when clearing out some old shit in my closet when I was 26 LMAO. Quietly disposed of it, probably not the best to have your 15 yo sisters cum crusted thing laying around for the fiancé to find
Good times
I never went that far. Sometimes she was so pretty it hurt. And that one time her ass was just hanging halfway out and jiggling.
I felt up her her friend's bra one time and fiddled around w/ a bikini bottom but that was it
I hope you freaks are just making this shit up
that's your family you fricking inbreds
>oh no don’t think your hot sister is hot
>that’s like le bad and stuff
Frick off homo
>not wanting to frick your own sister is... le bad!
anime and porn were a mistake
I'm not making it up. My sister looks like this but younger and has bigger, better boobs than Sydney which I've seen 6-7 times
One time she was hugging me and cuddling with me and crying all over me and it overwhelmed me. Sometimes she's so pretty it hurts. One time I wanted to grab her ass. It's fat. I'm related to her not her gay best friend.
I love her but she's just really hot. Hotter than any actress I can think of honestly
Sounds like hell tbh I'm glad everyone in my family is ugly except for me
I actually love her. She's really sweet and has always been nice to me and cared for me.
She's beautiful. I mean my mom is nice looking, my dad is a handsome guy, I guess. he looks like the principal from Die Hard. I'm a lanklet. My little sister is cute. Then there's her.
The way she moves and sounds and the way she feels really just sneaks up on you and overhwelms.
Get a gf to set you straight already and stop talking cringe incel shit.
frick off, moron
no, moron is what you get when you frick your sisters, lmfao
I have never wanted to frick my sister. She's managed to arouse me tho.
My friend got caught smelling her volleyball shorts. Same guy's dad always told me my mom looked like lady gaga. That family is more perverted than mine probably.
>dumb moralgay spews out buzzwords like the brain dead homosexual he is
Black person I’m 32 married with two kids and I would literally frick my little sister right now if she wanted too.
She’s hot.
I’d never date her she is kinda insufferable but her ass is insane and I’ve dreamed of clapping her cheeks since grade school.
Fricking @ me Black person I got nothing to prove to you
Nice reddit spacing you larping redneck incel.
I phone post because I’m not a child shitposting from my parents house all day
>I shit post from my desk all day
Also I’m not a redneck at all I work in finance in a big blue city I’m about as redneck as the chicks from selling sunset
>principal from die hard
This guy? You mean the chief? Can you post pics of your sister? Even if you blur them out
forgot pic
>except for me
Yep. I get told on a pretty consistent basis that I'm a good looking guy.
Must suck to have an ugly sister.
Having a sister is hard enough the least she could do is be nice to look at and jerk too. Having an ugly sister is all of the work and none of the benefit
Sucks to be you anon
this but unironically
>HIGH SCHOOL IS A SHAKESPEAREAN DRAMA, YOU GUYS!!!!!
I watched the first few episodes, thought it was okay, but the carnival episode was phenomenal. Now I'm hooked.
Carnival episode was stupendous, but the show really peaks on season 2, Rue's episode. keep watching.
there's no peak on S2, rue doesn't suffer any consequences from the money she lost and Lexi's play killed the realism of the series, shit jumped the shark
anyone that thought Laurie was going to kidnap a middle class child from a middle class neighborhood and force her to prostitution was not thinking in terms of realism. she's smart, she's not going to go to jail for a few thousands of profit she didn't get. besides, the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime, which is to say Laurie is aware Rue is an addict and she will slip again and return for more drugs. then she can convince Rue to prostitute herself to make things right.
kids do shit, and they get away with it because they're kids. that's realism of the highest order.
the Lexi play episodes were fun and ended on a high note. for 2 bonus episodes, it wasn't bad at all.
idc about realism, it was just poor writing. laurie flat out said "i am going to traffic you if you don't get my money"; she introduces rue to intravenous drugs so rue will come to depend on her more; it's heavily implied that there's a prisoner (likely a fellow trafficked girl) locked in laurie's house.
but then they neglect that plotline for the rest of the season and at the end rue says "i was sober for the rest of the school year and lived happily ever after XD". idc about realism, they abandoned a huge plotline that should've had dire consequences.
they didn't neglect anything, you're just impatient. Laurie's strategy was always to make Rue cooperate. you just can't kidnap people from a middle class family like that and not have the police on your door the next day.
chill, they already promised a third season. Rue is a tragic character through and through, you'll see her in pain again.
>even most women agree with quality downgrade
>women
>youtube
that should be a sign they're reacting emotionally, not rationally
>you're just impatient
when rue says "i was sober the rest of the school year", that implies time had passed without consequences from laurie. what is she waiting for? she gave her a deadline and rue couldn't meet it.
she's waiting for Rue to slip because she's smart and has experience with addiction herself. there was only a few months left in the school year.
nice headcanon, your cope is palpable
even most women agree with quality downgrade
>even most women
>two youtubers
>watching reviews of euphoria on youtube
>watching euphoria
kys
He got his dad caught. Now what's the next step of his master plan?
we gonna be over this ugly prostitute any time soon?
>Melodramatic highschool coming of age story firmly set in the sociopolitical climate of the era it was filmed in
>Ever even getting near The Wire
This is bait but it's still one of the most insulting things I've ever read
bros, i have never wanted to have sex with a person more than i want to have sex with sydney sweeney.
The first few episodes seemed to be leading up to something cool but now it just seems like another degrassi dressed up in fancy production
I watched the show after all this shilling. Season 1 is ok. It's a good story/character about drug addiction surrounded by extremely melodramatic and over the top side characters that are at times interesting but mostly play as unintentional comedy. Overall with the soundtrack and cinematography it was a 7.5-8/10 show. Then the second season happened. My god. I don't know how this show still has shills after the second season. It's shockingly bad. The writing is so, so, so unbelievably bad it's actually mind boggling. Sam Levinson was always terrible so I was surprised when season 1 was actually decent, but season 2 is pure unfiltered Levinson and it's brutal. If you seriously watched both seasons of this show and can unironically suggest it has the potential to be held up next to the greats, then you haven't seen those greats, you are baiting, or are completely delusional.
My attempt to make Hunter Schafer look more feminine
looks uglier and alien-esque
A sign that it is not meant to be
True
He looks a million times better what are you on about?
he’s into the troony aesthetic
Looks even less feminine
skulls are funny
He got all the looks actually
“more feminine”
It’s not about passing….you misunderstand…it’s about a balance between the masculine and feminine characteristics
She was a couple years younger in season one I believe, wasn’t there like a 3 year gap between s1 and s2?
it’s about passing
Hunter's sisters for comparison
Tbf they both look like trannies anon
Fair
german genes too strong
Awe he looks cute here
Pics or gtfo
u wouldn’t get it
I want to KNOW that there is a wiener under that skirt when I’m close but from a distance I want to BELIEVE I am looking at a biological GIRL
You are one of those guys that marry, have kids and after 20 years come out as a homosexual expecting empathy
I expect nothing
No lie bros. He doesn't present as a female or anything but he's pretty femme and soft. I think he they/thems
mogged by the real girls even before considering they have a vegana and can make babies
lolwut? hunter is by far the prettiest in that pic
Honestly if you showed me that pic before I had any knowledge Hunter I would pick him before any of the others fr it’s kinda scary how he’s a better looking girl than the rest of the Schafer clan
I would still pick him because the others are fricking ugly, lmao. it's like that joke
>how do you call a pretty woman in german
>a tourist
>fr
>she
>her
My god, I hate zoomers so much. have a nice day you worthless pieces of shit. YWNBAW.
I’m mid 20s Black
Which is still gen z.
I don't think she's necessarily the most attractive, it's more that she stands out and has that unconventional androgynous beauty that fricks with your brain, whereas her sisters just look like manly European women
>unconventional androgynous beauty
I kinda look at Charlotte from Ozarks that way too
Fair enough
Also I’m surprised this hasn’t been pruned yet lol Cinemaphile mods hate m’lady and those who post about her
The only reason he stands out is because his face looks significantly slimmer than that of his sisters
not to me. he looks like hunter schaefer. which is fine. hunter makes for an attractive transgender women.
she's not comparable to the real girls and shouldn't be
Alright so how much you wanna bet he sampled lil Hunter's goods
Such blasphemic representation of /ourgirl/ shall not stay unpunished, you heretic. Repent or else...
based maddy poster
It's going to end up like Game of Thrones, that one show that everyone will be embarrassed to admit to obsessing over in a few years time.
>the defacto gold standard for high school coming-of-age drama
this fake ass shit is what burnt out busted up 30 year olds think coming of age is because it reminds the of what they did when they were 25
The girl with the giant boobs is the only reason I care about this show
>It already is the defacto gold standard for high school coming-of-age drama
That would be Skins and Skins shit on Euphoria all the way.
Designated /lgbt/ and reddit tourist thread now that Dr. Who and Jazz generals are dead.
Bump
the issue I have with the show is that they coddle Zendaya. Her character is just wandering around, getting free drugs from guys constantly, but never is shown sucking dicks or giving up the ass for it? Not believable.
Ass, grass, or gas, nobody rides for free.
You want to show addiction? Then show what addict girls typically do.
Also the scene where everyone had to strip down to make sure nobody was wearing a wire they let Zendaya off in that scene as well. Seems coddled.
she has a no nudity clause and refuses to be sexualized. probably due to the fact she's a Disney product.
even in her scenes w/ Tom holland she comes across like the dude w/ her twink. srsly, she reminds me of Derek whibley to his avril lavigne in that old picrel
nah
>she has a no nudity clause and refuses to be sexualized.
Then she was a bad casting choice. Because drug addiction and sex are hand in hand for women. One is how they get the other, pretty much always.
I'm not even saying she needs to get naked, but she should be shown fricking for drugs, even clothed or partially clothed.
Also, she is shown to be a total pain in the ass to deal with and nobody puts up with that if they're not fricking her.
>stay here and shut the frick up. Just SHUT THE FRICK UP FOR 5 MINUTES WHILE I DO THIS DEAL, I SWEAR TO GOD.
>rue instantly gets up and sneaks out in the living room despite just being told that 15 fricking seconds ago
She HAS had sex scenes but she was just jerking off Jules.
I don't actually remember that because I pretty much don't watch any scenes about her falling 'in love' with some troony. It's frickin gross.
Yeah Rue was a really lame main character lol. Addicts are so fricking boring. Nate was legitimately the most interesting part of s2, but it felt anticlimactic to have him just end up with booba girl. It didn't even seem like he liked her at all.
I thought he dumped her at the end of the second to last episode.
Oh yeah I forgot about that, that was pretty based of him. I was thinking of the episode where he goes sicko mode to get the disc, has that great scene where he basically tells Jules he still loves her, and then goes and fricks Cassie.
He's the most complex/unpredictable character
Because they shooot every scene he's in with him facing the camera. And you're right the side profile makes it all fall apart
POINT, POINT AT THIS DUMBASS AND LAUGH
Has anyone photoshopped her face here into a blowbang scene yet. She looks like she needs 6 bbcs around her face
Therapy, get it
Don’t be gay, anon.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GIVE SISTER GF
I can already tell this is bottom of the barrel trash anon.
This show is just a waste. I like the melodramatic production but there is no story.
The characters are one dimensional Their issues just exist and dont really come from anythng.
The trans never suffers any trans identity problems, if anything he's a mary sue.
The fatty isnt actually bullied or called fat by anyone.
The addict comes from a kind supportive family so she has no reason to be such a smartass b***h. the dad thing is flimsy
Nate is the only one worth watching because he's unhinged.
Also booba.
overall a horribly written show about nothing. Just a colelction of non characters bumping around in a fishbowl.
>Let's be honest, we all live double lives. Don't give me that look anon. You got that folder, full of Hunter pics. You saved them. Thirstposting on Cinemaphile... I get it. It feels good to tell everyone how much you love her. We all have secrets. Anon, the porn on your fricking computer, made my jaw drop. MODS, come back, you saw it.
Reminder this guy said that he was willing to go full nude and use his real wiener for the motel scene with Jules
No one is brave enough to use color anymore, so this show scores an easy win on that front. Everything else is blue grey mud.
the evangelion of high school shows
>the X of Y!
>It already is the defacto gold standard for high school coming-of-age drama
Just accept that your show will never be like Skins.
It's the creepiest ugliest show ever made regardless if they put calidoscopes in the background when the characters do drugs.
Better than west world
How the frick are they supposed to make two more seasons? They got rid of a bunch of characters in S2, plus the whole cast is getting way too old to play high schoolers. Don't get me wrong I really enjoyed the show, but I just don't see it happening.