>there's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way

>there's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was an agent of Sauron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was suspiciously friendly with Sauronman who shortly after was found to be working for the enemy, so you may be right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a soldier of rome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf The Glowie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can see you in the dark

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            still not funny

            don't you know?
            Blue = dark according to movies
            just like how Yellow = Mexico

            also not funny

            in fact I've yet to have seen a single, not even hilarious or insanely witty necessarily but even a slightly and genuinely funny post in this entire thread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >still not funny
              for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No. For anyone with a brain. Go find yours.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry agent

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >funny
              If you are concerned about your humours, I recommend bloodletting. A few hours with the leeches should sort you out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Always suspect people with great power

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We did not pay the mountain tax, we got to go back!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dishonest writing

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the snow blue?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blue ray edition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the snow blue?

        >blue-ray
        >everything is blue
        I guess we got what we deserved for going with this instead of HD DVD.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't you know?
      Blue = dark according to movies
      just like how Yellow = Mexico

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the snow blue?

        blue hour morans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Water is blue dumbass
      Apparently you have never been outside in the morning or evening when there's snow on the ground, everything is tinted blue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's because the sky is blue niqqa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Water is green where I live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf the white. Gandalf the blue.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ass-burning demon you say?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You son of a b***h, I'm in

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry gimli your cousin is dead, along with everyone else. I know we’ve been hiking around for months, but I just couldn’t find the right moment to tell you.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand. If Gandalf was so opposed to traveling through the land of the dwarves, why was he okay with traveling with Gimli?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gimli was "one of the good ones." His words, not mine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you aight dwarf boi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Some of you are alright. Don’t go to Khazad Dûm tomorrow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gimli was "one of the good ones." His words, not mine.

      Saruman was connected to the God who made the Dwarves. They are a low key evil species as a whole who value material things above companionship.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick outta here with that, Aule was a good boy and just because Mairon and Curufin turned evil doesnt mean that his pupils are any worse than others. Need I remind you that Ulmos closest and strongest Maiar actually tried to revolt under Melkor and was curbstomped for it. But no one is giving Ulmo shit. Dwarves are cool and Aule is the autistic savant Valar that loves his father and his tries to emulate him out of admiration, not envy or spite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AH PROVED post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Was it Ulmo or was it Osse?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha he's just racist against dwarves. Come on, lads. First pint is on me!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i see your point Gandalf, that would be very dangerous indeed.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The scene where Saruman comments their jorney over Caradhras
    It would be so kino if this happened throghout the entire film, Saruman taunting them as an all-knowing narrator

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie couldn't pass up the massive xp gain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest. We all get wienery when not playing with permadeath.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gandolf had no idea about the balrog

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just one of the many peter jackson changes that made no sense, I guess for the cinematic tension building. He didn't know for sure there was a balrog down there, only that the dwarf expedition had gone silent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the dwarf expedition had gone silent
      LOL FRICK THOSE MIDGES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf was actually scared of having to use he's full power to kill the Balrog, because he grew to love the hobbits. He would have zero-summed if he did this as God would punish him.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let the ring bearer decide
    >lol frick this mountain shit. Gimli said Moria is the breasts let’s go there
    Saruman was right about the love of the halfling leaf dulling his mind. What did he think Frodo would say?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Well Frodo?
      >You can freeze your feet off up here in the mountains
      >OR
      >warm underground
      >roaring fires
      >malt beer
      >rrrrred meat off the bone

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They probably could have slipped through Moria unnoticed if Pippin didn’t frick things up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pippin doesn’t frick up instead
      >go by unnoticed
      >no wizard power-up
      >???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pippin doesn’t frick up instead
      >go by unnoticed
      >no wizard power-up
      >???

      It's interesting to think about how if the fellowship's mission had gone according to plan, middle earth would likely have fallen. Rohan would still be under their control, the Ents would never have risen up, Sauronman would have Uruks destroying everything west of Gondor. The Fellowship was going to slowly keep traveling towards Mordor, keeping out of sight, struggling through the various obstacles like Emyn Muil. All while everything else turns to crap and dies. Like the Easterlings were still going to attack Gondor and would have won since who was going to take charge, rally the troops, and reinforce them. And maybe at some point the Fellowship gets spotted and Sauron sends a huge army to surround them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god writes straight with crooked lines

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That cold snow doesn't seem so bad in this heat wave

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Elrond, this supposedly ultra wise guy, didn't think that maybe they might have to head through Moria and maybe it would be nice to mention that the password is Big Melons and there's a giant squid monster in the neaby lake? What a douche that guy is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want to spoil their fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf DID remember the password after a while in the books. Frodo doesnt do shit. Many of the flaws people point out about the LOTR trilogy is due to Jackson's adaptation of the books.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what does that squid monster even eat. like I assume it picks off the occasional dwarf before they all died but then what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's like an ancient lovecraftian-type entity, probably doesn't eat anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whyd it attack frodo then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mistook him for warwick davis

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it was going for the ring
            pretty sure they talk about that in the behind the scenes, that Aragorn at least realizes why it goes straight for Frodo over the over hobbits

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Jackson fanfic moment

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like better XP to me

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay but is Gandalf for or against a flat rate tax?
    >This is paramount information, we need to know his opinion spelled out over 30 pages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are the economical implications of the downfall of Moria?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >huge, resource and monetarily wealthy, kingdom ransacked and overtaken by goblins
        hmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        orcs were provoked into attacking moria by gondor expansion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These posts will never be funny you ugly fat frick losers. And even if it somehow takes off, as usual since reddit steals everything, it will STILL not be funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          chill out, George. it's all in good fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think they're funny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Of course you do, you're a fricking loser. Like this entire garbage thread.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way
    do zooms really speak like this??

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fr diss flameing hot cheeto is bussin and thats not a euphemism
    >No cap we should not be vibein if we go down their

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much would the movie change if say they hobbits had AK47s and Aragorn and Gimli both had L85s
    Maybe give Legolas a .50cal rifle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about if everybody was a DJ and gandalf likes the house beats that the hobbits played but he was a producer and sauron the orcs ect were all into techno

      the dwarfs liked remixes of older' beats the elves were into hardcore and the men liked i dno

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what if i fricked your fat fricking ass, anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This post perfectly describes the absolute mindlessness and stupidity of the depraved American mind. All it's missing is a mega corp, fast food, fast lanes and blacks everywhere
      oh wai-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would be kinda awkward having the actors do deaf accents for 99% of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game changer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess....
      the orcs have Tech 9s and they shoot them sideways?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worse. The orcs are powerful female heroes and the male humans and elves are the bad guys.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >deranged autists one up each other on "witty" garbage shitposts that corrupt both the lore, the character and the story
    He didn't know about Balrog or the death of the dwarves, that's the whole point of the entire Moria sequence. You're all homosexuals.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in the book Gandalf wanted to go through Moria but Aaragorn was against it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was his plan all along. They went in and once the demon finally spawned, Gandalf told them to go away to not share XP for the kill.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you guys are complaining about on this forum.

    Sauron looks brilliant, absolutely captivating and I can't wait to see Lord of the Rings on Amazon Prime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has bots now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. There are a few reasons why Amazon Prime's Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power is unironically going to be terrific. First, it has an all-star cast that includes Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, and Orlando Bloom. Second, the production values are sure to be high, given Amazon's deep pockets. Third, the source material is beloved by millions and has a built-in fanbase that is sure to tune in. Finally, Amazon has a good track record with adaptations, having already produced the excellent The Man in the High Castle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's Amazing! With stats and backers like THAT, it can't be a failure and a flop then! Will it be available for purchase in 4K or Blu-Ray™ at Amazon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes! Both formats will be available for purchase.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Gimli not know the Moria had been abandoned for quite some time?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally nobody knew about the balrog except possibly saruman you stupid fricking Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the dual nature of Cinemaphile, ladies and gentlemen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knew about Durin's bane and Gandalf had a sinking feeling that the Dwarven expedition woke it up.

      kek

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knew about Durin's bane and Gandalf had a sinking feeling that the Dwarven expedition woke it up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but nobody knew what Durin's Bane actually was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't the dwarves see him when they fought Bog?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk that sounds like some non-canon hobbit shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it is on the appendix of return of the king but i'm not quite sure if they did he see him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it is in the silmarillion too if i'm not mistaken

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let the manlet that never left his village decide
    >not me, the wizard that is almost as old as the world
    what did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frodo's choice turned out to be the right one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >almost as old as the world
      Gandalf is older than Arda
      >what did he mean by this
      My guess is that he considered Frodo's judgement the only one that would actually further the destruction of the ring.
      He didn't trust anyone else (not even himself) to make such decisions.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just use eagles to fly over the mountain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the eagles are a faction like elves and dorfs, and they are buttholes too
      they would want the ring for themselves

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Or not.
    He didn't know.
    Balin was set to take back Moria, they just didn't have word of it.
    There COULD be dwarves there.
    He didn't know and was being precautious

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does Sauronman get to the roof?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eagles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Magic b***h

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, this is problematic. Shut it down!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Gandalf /ourwizard/?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"fly you fools"
    >they literally walk there anyway
    It's not the eagles fault the fellowship was moronic.

  38. 2 years ago
    number 1 nigger hater

    just wait in a cave until sauron man stops yelling at the mountain, he can't do it forever.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shaves an hour off your runtime
    heh, nothing personnel peter jackson

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic. How did the Dwarf expedition(?) die to a large number of orcs and not see the Balrog? There were tons of orcs in the mine waiting along with a cave troll. The Balrog only appears when the bucket falls down the well

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank you for joining our cause against Sauron, my loyal friend Sauronman.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can't believe they threw a 70 yr old man down a cliff just to film this one scene

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My homie Círdan should've taken the best of what remained of Elvish warriors and ships with the Fellowship and Grey Company all the way to Dol Amroth fr fr ong no cap. Halbarad woulda kept that homie Boromir in check fr and kept that shit 100 ya feel me?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This was one of the best opening scenes I had ever witness at the time. Totally unexpected and blew me away

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't look at the ghost scenes in RotK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the Frodo tripping balls scene in Fellowship
      >holy frick Elrond this isn't longbottom leaf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was there. I was there the day you boogied

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >To have smoked so much, still bearing the ring, the Hobbit has shown remarkable resilience to it's effects

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Here's a quick VP9 webm. Excuse the moronic YouTuber watermarks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still fricking kino, all these years later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if my uncontained dislike of RoP is blinding me but this looks way fricking better than the new one animation and all, am I wrong? Why is animation getting worse not better with an even bigger budget

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Balrog CGI is still some of the best CGI put to films. And its such a cool fricking monster. People love ripping off Tolkien; it pisses me off that no one rips off Balrogs.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Dwarves even want all that gold? They had mountains of it and they weren't doing anything with it.

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