There's an adaption coming?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >making Jesus gay
    I don't think they dare

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not? you wouldn't do anything, nobody else would either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you wouldn't do anything, nobody else would either
        Exactly, doing nothing and not watching it is the easiest thing to do while also telling them off. Let them burn money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the most pathetic cope Ive seen in a long long time. These are all ESG funded israelite minstrel shows you slave. Your views are optional, the pain is mandatory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He will be voiced by a schwoogie though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus was gay tho?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You never heard if Jesus Queen of Heaven have you?

      BIG KEK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Queen of Heaven

        That'll be Mary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They'll make Aslan a stand-in for Mohammed in an incredibly ill-advised move

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >where are you King Aslan?
        >I am invisible but you can see me
        >Oh Aslan I wish I could see you
        >I am here but Allah knows if you saw me you could use my image in sinful waaaays
        >I love you *hugs air*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the lion is literally jesus or some shit
      godgays are such gays sometimes. tolkien and lewis were such cute dorks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tolkien and lewis were such cute dorks

        Kneel and lower your head when you speak about fricking legends, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks there will be any trace of christianity left in the new version

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That would make it better if anything. Narnia sucks either way though it was Harry Potter for us in the 80's and is still at least as bad. The endless rehash of children's stories being made for adults who never grew up is the real problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shalom.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick israelites. Half of Christianity is the same israeli bullshit. It's all moronic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the lion is going to me female

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you zoom in you’ll notice his balls are bigger than a normal lion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you see so many lion balls that you can just make a snap judgement like that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh i suppose you're a lion penis man huh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these books suck major ass

    >dude santa claws brought you weapons lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're for little kids
      do you shit on the plot points of dr seuss books too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        None of the people you’re talking to ever grew up. They’re literally 35 year olds with the minds of children.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they're for little kids
          do you shit on the plot points of dr seuss books too

          Wow great pwn. Yet you seem personally offended. Hmm....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >do you shit on the plot points of dr seuss books too
        Yes. Frick the sneeches, anyone with a tattoo ought to be ostracized, terrible message to give children. Don't get me started on green eggs and ham, it's okay to eat rotting meat, how many kids died of food poisoning because of that book?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't get me started on green eggs and ham, it's okay to eat rotting meat, how many kids died of food poisoning because of that book?
          So I just said this to be antagonistic but now that I think about it the book really does convey a message that giving in to peer pressure is okay even if it's something you absolutely do not want to do because it might be fun or taste good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Frick the sneeches
          How about frick off, the Sneeches was literally the embodiment of my childhood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the sneetches without stars on their bellies should have been exterminated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Tattooed degenerate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie who the frick would have a Wocket in their Pocket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dude santa claws brought you weapons lmao
      Santa showing up out of nowhere and handing a bunch of british children weapons as a deus ex machina is probably the most based idea anyone has ever had. I wish I had come up with it. youre just a gay who got filtered

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure I heard that CS Lewis put that in there specifically to piss off JRR Tolkien

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think he put it in there because he was writing children's novels and not mythical fake history books like Tolkien was

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but it is a mythical fake history, just also more for children. did you even read the books?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Narnia is another world entirely. LotR is Tolkien's European myth that happened on real Earth at some point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, which is why he was pissing off Tolkien.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Lord of the Rings is also a children's book. Children used to read Shakespeare and Homer back in the day.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just say fiction then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real lmao is that you actually read the narnia books

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the only people uppity over the Narnia books are the people whining that they're "too white", "too male-centric" and "too Christian"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, they just suck ass. i've read the great divorce and it is great, narnia is plain bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Narnia is kinda bizarre tbqh
      >the random river god just comes in and kills people, does not elaborate, and leaves
      >dude Jesus is a lion
      >there's Jesus lion and pagan gods and talking animals and mythological beasts and Santa too

      Literally the only people uppity over the Narnia books are the people whining that they're "too white", "too male-centric" and "too Christian"

      Tolkien hated Narnia and he was the whitest most male-centric most Christian person of the century.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tolkien hated Narnia
        prove it. I'm not talking about him mocking Narnia's faun, that's the sort of ribbing you give your friend when you're drunk. Prove that Tolkien HATED Narnia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He didnt
          That guy is talking out of his ass
          He didn't like stories that are blatently allegorical and he disliked allusion, but he himself said that his own world ended up being "a very catholic work" after all was said and done

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the letter were he denounce russians are orcs allegory but agrees to the applicabillity of russians and orcs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you would like the screwtape letters, same author

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never had a childhood

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >than expected
    Are they trying to say that people had specific expectations of a Netflix adaptation before production has even started?
    >implying people even care

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The lion won't be gay but Edmund will be. Aslan also won't be Jesus and some girlboss (probably Susan) will talk down to him for some stupid unjustified reason.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those books were gay as shit. But if youre going to make them into a movie you should respect the source material and make it about being Christian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Those books were gay as shit. But if youre going to make them into a movie you should respect the source material and make it about being Christian
      Early life on the CEOs of the ten largest Hollywood studios?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did with Dandelion

    Look at how they massacred my boio

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We need more black Black folk. We need pozz loads. We need trannies. Right. Fricking. Now. We need more female representation and not only female but BIPOC pozz loads every 5 minutes on screen. Non stop. It will be so fricking powerful. It will honestly break new ground and redefine the genre. Just big black fricking Black person wieners on screen all the time without fail. We need little white male villains to get the ever loving frick kicked out of them on screen. We need more women protaganitsts. We need to address racism. We need a powerful and brave disabled PoC who kills cis shit white fricks. We need more gay Black person sex with pozz loads on the fricking screen. There needs to be a trans character. There needs to be 10 trans characters. There needs to be a trans BIPOC who educates some fricking nazi shit by caving his skull open with a hammer. This is how we make amends. This is how we heal. Power through diversity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well said

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      saying out loud what we're all thinking. bravo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I concur

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THIS *CLAP* IS *CLAP* WHAT *CLAP* AMERICA *CLAP* NEEDS *CLAP* RIGHT
      *CLAP* NOW

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    centaurkino incoming

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They warp the religious allegory into an anti-religious allegory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bingo

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He will still be Jesus but they will go big on the whole
    >Jesus would be a socialist who supports open borders
    narrative leftists love spewing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus would have changed his tune if he had ever gone south of the Saharan desert.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was israeli. Not to say there aren't lessons to be learnt from him, but that israelite was only ever talking about other yids whenever he suggested anything nice

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The BBC adaptations are unironically kino. They got to the silver chair before they ran out of money which is one more than the Hollywood ones which were kind of lame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My third grade teacher would read us the books then we'd watch the BBC shows after each book. I think we got up to the Silver Chair. Probably the best part of going to a private Christian school as a kid

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Magician's Nephew but they'll never make that even though it could just be a standalone movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best one, especially the world between worlds and Charn stuff

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homies name is "aslan" he already gay

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder someone already Leaked Netflix making Aslen the villain in Netflix Narnia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post proofs

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder that they will quit and pussy out around book 4 just like disney did, partly because no ones gives a shit about any narnia book besides wardrobe, and partly because the last two narnia books are literally about a fantasy race war between indian/arab standins (calormen) and white people (narnians)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is they'll make the four kids step siblings or half siblings and two of them will be black or mixed dark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That should be expected given the fact that the largest investment management corporation in the world that controls everyone's pension/401k gave financial incentives to every industry to replace white males with blacks, gays, and women.
      At this point I would be more surprised when any form of content from corporations don't include blacks or gays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They wouldn't dare. Aslan will be black though. Probably voiced by Morgan Freeman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just get Liam Neeson again. He was perfect

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That man's voice is like ambrosia for the ears, I swear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably voiced by Morgan Freeman.
        That I'm okay with.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    make a gay muhammed (pbuh) movie. I dare you. itll be funny when you get beheaded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Islam isn't as big of a deal in America as Christianity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont worry, thats changing soon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. America is becoming a secular nation. No religion, especially the Abrahamic ones, will ever come close to the hold Christianity had.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah bro two more weeks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              People are turning away from Christianity way faster than they can convert. It's just a simple observation. People don't like Christianity in part because of the rules, and Islam goes way harder with its rules, so I don't see any possibility where it becomes mainstream in the US

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and theyre turning to religions that dont think gays should be forgiven like christianity, but killed. like in islam

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No they aren't. They just don't want people to be prejudiced against muslims.
                Rightards conflate defending muslims with promoting islam.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Only a complete idiot would defend muslims.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao importing muslims by the millions and incentivizing them to breed.totally isn't happening

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're getting Mexicans, though. And Mexico is like 95% Cathloic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Secularism is a fad that will not endure the coming century. All of those societies will simply die.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Christianity and the other Abrahamic religions aren't doing well in the age of information and internet. Maybe we can finally put this to rest after the red heifer prophecy fails too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Islam isn't as big of a deal in America as Christianity.

            People are turning away from Christianity way faster than they can convert. It's just a simple observation. People don't like Christianity in part because of the rules, and Islam goes way harder with its rules, so I don't see any possibility where it becomes mainstream in the US

            Yeah tell us how the big mean religions have made life a hell for you and are persecuting you

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aslan better be a puppet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      soul

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bigger
    more fat blacks
    >bolder
    more established characters turned into queers

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jesus technically asexual?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gerwig is quickly becoming the most over-rated director.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She accidentally made Ken a male icon that sidelined Barbie. Everything positive she does wasn't on purpose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is a woman
      She is a feminist who can't stop complaining about men
      Therefore she is critic-proof.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that witch hag looks like THAT?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Jadis looked like that, would you sell out for Turkish delights?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This artist depicts them damn well. The early 1900s dialogue coupled with her modern manga style is also fricking great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously anon, what’s the source?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BIGGER
    >BOLDER
    >BLACKER

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Aslan is not metaphorical/allegorical -- he is literally Jesus in another form. To make him gay would be a huge bonfire to start.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Talk about a roll in the hay

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to read the books and rewatch the old movies. I think Greta Gerwig is probably a Hollywood Leftist and will probably twist C.S. Lewis' work into something AntiChristian.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be one of the very few half-decent directors in modern Hollywood
    >talent is wasted on capeshit, remakes, reboots or new chapters of endless franchises

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no faithful Magician's Nephew, Horse and his Boy, and Silver Chair adaptations
    it hurts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      friendly reminder that they will quit and pussy out around book 4 just like disney did, partly because no ones gives a shit about any narnia book besides wardrobe, and partly because the last two narnia books are literally about a fantasy race war between indian/arab standins (calormen) and white people (narnians)

      Horse and his Boy is the most comfy of all the books. I don't think any adaptation can really give it the justice it deserves

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >christ allegory made by a literal satanist

    Wow they're not even pretending anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true? Whats the qrd on that b***h showrunner?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry susan, girls who wear makeup and go on dates with boys don't get to go to heaven
    What did Aslan mean by this?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Barnes as Prince Caspian was my first crush. I just know Netflix will blackwash him and numerous other characters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's a israelite, they already black washed him

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzed Narnia is going too far.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    #justice_for_Susan

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are also making a series adaption of the chronicles of spiderwick, compared to the movie, all of the cast is black, lol

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god as a lion was pretty biblicaly illiterate since god is described as a re'am, a bull possibly aurochs

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you get a israelite to adapt an extremely Christian story.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Calormenes will be white and worship Drumpf
    Susan will not be blocked from heaven for being a prostitute she will in fact be the first one in for finding herself

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They make Mr. Tumnus Black

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see them turn Arslan into a villain while the queen is a misunderstood hero. Add some """subtle""" satanic symbolism into it too.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appeal of this series?

    Everything about it is fricking lame as shit.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we NEED more Black folk on the screen
    >only the ugliest, babooniest looking ones will do

    It's all so tiresome.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even Netflix is making isekai slop these days

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can you hire a feminazi to adapt a christ analogy

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