>there's going to be 3 Dune movies

>there's going to be 3 Dune movies

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good to be honest. Part of the reason Lynch's film sucked is because it tried to condense the whole story into a single 2 hour film and the film was worse for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it tried to condense the whole story into a single 2 hour film and the film was worse for it.
      yeah because directors back then didn't just divide a movie into two halves of part 1

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dune is 3 arcs and Lynch's film barely covered 2 of them without having to settle for montages and skipping entire parts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dune is 3 arcs
          the dune novel ends with rain in the desert, which is what lynch delivered. Then there was mesiah, then children. if you're asked to make films of these then yeah it's obviously much easier to tell a complex story while also introducing all the factions and characters in two films, potentially 6hrs worth. it's not even a fair comparison it's such a ridiculous and lazy advantage for the director and screenwriters.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the dune novel ends with rain in the desert, which is what lynch delivered

            LMFAO NO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lynches dune is kino and anyone who disagrees is raised by women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lynch Dune has great atmosphere but it's still lame. Sound guns especially.
        Syfy is the best Dune. And it's lame, too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry your mum dumped that failure of human you call "father", and now you believe growing with a functional family is an insult

        However that isnt an excuse to be so fricking moronic, so please, have a nice day

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you might be ESL I stated the exact opposite, if you reply to me again post a pic of your hands so I don’t needlessly waste more taps on a fatherless shitskin/trailer trash.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't know the half of it mate, so just frick off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had the potential to be kino but the 2 hour runtime made it impossible. As much as I love the aesthetic and casting you can't watch the thing and not notice it's fast-forwarding through the story to the point that it all becomes almost nonsensical. I can't even imagine how utterly lost people unfamiliar with the book must have felt.

        If they gave Lynch 5-6 hours spread over 2 films like Villenueve it's an all time great adaptation but they didn't. People need to stop shilling it a some kind of masterpiece, Lynch himself has told everyone who will listen how severely compromised the thing was

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can't concentrate for 2 hours to watch kino
          ngmi

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person my whole point that it wasn't long enough

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A masterpiece full of shit looking cheesy sets, an annoying lead and sonic weapons the atreides have developed. Let's not forget the cringe seen where they're all sitting around smiling like afternoon cartoon characters while the baron literally pulls the plug on some gay. I left out the terrible looking shields the soulless fremen and other assorted atrocities

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its really not that great and I say that as someone who read most of the original series. its casted terribly, skips over crucial segments, and adds weird things like special force guns that make it look moronic, baron is ridiculous too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lynches dune was trash because it was trash. I mean why was sting in it? Why is the entire movie explained in the first minute? The only credit i can give it is it didn't have any cringe lines in it like "you've never seen harkkonens EYES before, THEYRE BRUTAL!!!!!!11111"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not what he said anon…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Spicediver edit is kino. Villeneuve knew Lynch's movie was so well made that he copied a bunch of scenes for his adaptation. Lynch also preserved the feel of the original novel while Villeneuve made it indistinguishable from any other Hollywood blockbuster.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lynch also preserved the feel of the original novel

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s fair. Hard pill to swallow, but everything after messiah everything else is nonsensical dribble shit that Hubert got to up in his own ass about.

    >Le Worm Emperor
    >Dunc clones for ever and ever
    >Allia becoming Fat Baron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by honored matre vegana powers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cast female clone of Duncan. Be sure it's allowed charisma actress that was only "good" in one role

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low charisma*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alia becoming fat
      >implying there isn't an audience for that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't become fat, she became "possessed" by his ancestral genetic memories because paul's mom was a harkonnen and because she was an abomination who took her place as leader of her brother's cult who couldn't stop chugging spice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No there's a throwaway line in Children of Dune where Hayt notices she's physically starting to plump up a bit whereas before she prided herself on still being a good desert Fremen despite being regent to the empire of the known universe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2024
      >plebs are still getting filtered by God Emperor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything after messiah is nonsensical dribble shit that Hubert got to up in his own ass about.
      everything before and including, too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you children of Dune is gigakino

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prepare for SPACE DWARVES

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's 3 too many.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man they really want this little weasel to define the era. At least I have Terrifier, for now.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he mean 3 as in 3 2 part movies totalling 6 or does he mean to cram messiah into 1 movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Messiah isnt a 900+ pages story

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the newest trailer for Part 2 and it really looks like they're leaning heavily into the Chalamet/Zendaya relationship. They're pandering hard to teen girls and it makes the whole thing feel very YA. Fricking hell they're turning Dune into The Hunger Games.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope it's just trailer bait to make them watch the movie, I just don't think the movie will be as focused on the romance as we think, but I'm probably just coping

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saw the newest trailer for Part 2 and it really looks like they're leaning heavily into the Chalamet/Zendaya relationship. They're pandering hard to teen girls and it makes the whole thing feel very YA. Fricking hell they're turning Dune into The Hunger Games.

        Last half of dune paul and chani are very lovey dovey everything on the trailer is from the book

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the director called it the core of the movie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I won't go to the cinema for this one so I can skip through the cringe when its out online

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not wanting to witness the fricking pungent acrid odor orgy in imax
            what are you, fricking gay?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Paul, why is your girlfriend always looking at you like you're a piece of shit?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This b***h only has two expressions
            Annoyed and annoyed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was already tired of her constant scowling and ugly American accent in Dunc1. Now we have to put up with even more of that in Dunc2??

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              From the trailers it appears they have created way more story for Chani and Irulan, which will obviously be awful.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her trailer line of
                >"this prophecy is how they enslave us!"
                Suggests a divergence from the book, where chani somehow recognizes and opposes Paul's manipulation of the Fremen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care what you believe. I believe!
                He's definitely saying this to Chani. She will be a YASSS SLAY QWEEN who knows everything while simultanouesly paying lip service to the book by being with Paul but not believing in him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Her trailer line of
                >"this prophecy is how they enslave us!"
                She is going to be insufferable frick, at least she was barely in dune I

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just what imagine now when i read Usul ~

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The YA romance is to set up Messiah: Is my bf genocidal maniac or not? All my folks don't see it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda sucks Frank died and his son didn't really finish it well. Dune is incomplete

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean we'll get even more Lego Dune sets?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to spend 500 bucks on this just to get the baron guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the minifigure alone is guaranteed to make this sell like crazy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lego makes buttplug figurine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im sure that will look great next to your collection of funk pops

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, that's pretty cool, unironically got the urge to buy it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have made the bristles blue so that the the mouth looks like a blue iris, thus highlighting the worms' relationship with the spice (and also making it look less like a gaping anus). Huge wasted opportunity.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not doing Children and God Emperor
    Pussy

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunc is shit unfortunately. if you didn't read the books, you should so you'll understand how shit that french idiot's work is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They blew a hole through the heckin' Shield Wall! Your majesty, th-th-they're using atomics! That's illegal! Where are the moderators!?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wormsign
    >spice harvester under attack
    >unit lost

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Silos needed
      >Silos needed
      >Silos needed
      >Silos needed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everytime i see this walking dildo my excitement for this movie dies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for the duke!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >delivery in T-5

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget the TV show on HBO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't forget the TV show on HBO
      :'(

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the first movie. It was fricking terrible.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's said he wanted to to more films but it seems moronic to end Paul's story anywhere other than the first novel or Children. Stopping at Messiah is worse than pointless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick homie? Messiah is the end of Paul story essentially

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no Paul / Leto rap battle in the desert
        >no Paul getting killed
        Yeah bro Messiah makes total sense end it right there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no Paul / Leto rap battle in the desert
          >no Paul getting killed
          *Muad'dib, paul is dead

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally Paul dying as a man and not the God Prophet is one of the biggest points Dune makes as a series. It's incredibly important.
            Frick determinism.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dune Messiah is the ending of the first dune book anyways. The publisher just told Frank it was too long to be sold as a paperback (which is how sci fi slop makes most of its money)

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shame we won't see villy's version of god emperor. messiah honestly wraps up pauls story pretty decent before he comes back as a fricking weirdo homeless prophet

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUNC was okay, but as a fan of the books the small details that end up getting lost in the shuffle annoy me.
    >Shadout displays the Crysknife
    >in the book, Jessica was smart and realized what this meant, and that Fremen don't just willy-nilly show their knives for no raisen
    >in the movie Jessica is just a mouth breather that says "cool knife" and the scene ends
    >also skipping basically all the plot relating to the Baron throwing doubt on Jessica
    Weakkkk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you lying?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm not watching DUNC. Hopefully next time they'll get a director who takes the material seriously

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Timothee should just be naked for the entirety of DUNC Part 2 and 3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shocked taylor swift "TIMOTHEE?" .webm

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even Messiah verges on the unfilmable but it's definitely wise to avoid God Emperor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Messiah verges on the unfilmable
      oppenheimer was succesful, i believe Messiah can be filmed like that

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 more months of waiting
    dont even care anymore, might d/l the torrent

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Pudge keep getting so much work in Hollywood? She's fat and ugly, also not a good actress. There were so many better options for Irulan but the morons running this franchise decided to only get the ugliest big name actors to bait people to the theater. Yuck.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adapting dune messiah
    source material is so bad hopefully it flops and ends this guy's career

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >warning us that we're only going to get 3 kino Duncs
    >warning wb now that he won't be Peter Jackson'd into making films they haven't properly prepped
    based

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's honestly a good place to stop.

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