There's no way shit like this exist irl right?

There's no way shit like this exist irl right?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like demons? or ugly autistic children? both exist btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah demons and people really fricked up in the head with cults like that

      I mean ghost, demons and these totally not exist... right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes autism can run in the family but it can also be just random or caused by the mother being vaxxed etc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's right anon we definitely don't exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >demons existing
      sauce?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The most popular and Influential piece of literature to ever exist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile can't into the occult unfortunately

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is reassuring, actually. Occultists are, and always have been, some of the most insufferable dorks to ever exist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so no sauce?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get an ouija board and talk to them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orcs?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Bible? that was just the WSJ of old days

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never cared for Hairy Terry the movie.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dysfunctional families are very real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes autism can run in the family but it can also be just random or caused by the mother being vaxxed etc

      why are you avoiding the cult conversation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason we are avoiding demonic possession discussions. Schizo bullshit only entertaining to people who think the secrets to the universe are revealed to them encoded in fox news broadcasts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Schizo bullshit only entertaining to people who think the secrets to the universe are revealed to them encoded in fox news broadcasts
          so they don't exist?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            obviously not, moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think that you think this, but if I offered you a million dollars to carry out a ritual offering your soul to Satan I bet you wouldn't be able to do it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because demon worshippers are victims of their own gods, and shit never actually works out for them.
        Just look at Indians and tell me that their snake-god isn't a malicious troll telling them to worship sources of healthy meat and that pissing on your teeth is good for them.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boomer cult is not entirely unalike what I imagine the Freemasons are like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no comment

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the longest time i thought the girl was just using a bunch of makeup, but no, she's just ugly af kek

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure thing bro, it's all just in movies. Our world elites will never form contracts will demons for money and power haha what a stupid idea.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I'm pretty sure that movie exists

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a guy once that this happened to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and now he's a demon?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and anyone who posts in these threads dies!
    Ooooooooo scary time!
    I knew a guy who (complete lie of a story) so yeah!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schizophrenic israelites, like the director, do unfortunately exist irl

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the book shown in the movie is real

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a demon need a human host body in the first place?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would a fourth-dimensional being need a third-dimensional body?
      Great question, Einstein.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demons aren't 4d they're just made out of exotic matter

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't there literal Satanic child rape tunnels that were shielded by the FBI? Forgot what it was called

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Weren't there literal Satanic child rape tunnels that were shielded by the FBI?
      sauce?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, satanic panic shit is based on manipulating toddlers into giving wacky accusations
        >b-but th-th-that’s what THEY would s-say, r-right incelbros?
        Your fear of being duped by an unknown entity is causing you to blatantly dupe yourself

        Iirc it was called the Finders Cult, they did ritualistic satanic child abuse, and I think it was CIA, not the FBI

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fake and gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Iirc it was called the Finders Cult, they did ritualistic satanic child abuse, and I think it was CIA, not the FBI

        The tunnel thing is referring to this:

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, satanic panic shit is based on manipulating toddlers into giving wacky accusations
      >b-but th-th-that’s what THEY would s-say, r-right incelbros?
      Your fear of being duped by an unknown entity is causing you to blatantly dupe yourself

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any movies similar to this? This is genuinely the first horror movie I’ve enjoyed in a while. It was tense the whole way until the actual scary shit started.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hereditary is literally one of the most realistic depictions of demonic possession on film

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are they making a sequel? I want to see what Paimon gets up to.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen this but people say it's great. Can somebody sum up the entire movie for me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can somebody sum up the entire movie for me?
      The writer and director is israeli

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Knowing you will always be miserable puts a smile on my face

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Seth, everyone hates you and wishes you would die

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure that means something to someone

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are a ton of cults like that. I dated a girl whose family were some backwoods weird cult. I mean those people were fricking off the charts weird. They practiced some very esoteric and strange version of Christianity with a demon as a figurehead, but only the inner circle knew their Christ figure was a demon. Everyone else just thought they were worshiping a secret version of Jesus. So while people were praising Christ and at least in theory acting like they were Christian, underneath all of it they were practicing what amounted to Satanism with animal sacrifices, weird rituals, and all this other shit. I dated her because I thought she was a nice girl (and she was really hot), but as I got to know her and her family it became really clear, really fast that they were what I can only describe as worshipers of the apocalypse. Everything about them focused on Armageddon and bringing about Armageddon. When we broke up she literally grabbed a knife in my kitchen and screamed at me at the top of her lungs and then left and we never talked after that again. That was about 8 months ago and I've been single ever since and probably won't date again for a while. I have never experienced shit like that in my life. They weren't even like Rosemary's Baby Satanists either. Everyone associated with her were complete losers, but they had a bunch of people hooked into their shit. It was insane.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They practiced some very esoteric and strange version of Christianity with a demon as a figurehead, but only the inner circle knew their Christ figure was a demon. Everyone else just thought they were worshiping a secret version of Jesus.
      Pretty sure this is how the Vatican church works

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their version of Jesus was something like Jesus lived in the trees, not like a monkey, but like inside the trees. He was basically like a nature spirit or something. But then as it turned out that's just what they called this demon that they all worshiped and the way they made it more palatable was by saying it was Jesus. So they were all about ending life to draw power from the life they were ending because it had something to do with the balance in nature and when things rotted in the ground they returned to nature. This demon apparently grew in power by the intensity of the worship so they were always looking for more people to trick into worshiping it. There was a lot more to it, but I was on my way out that relationship as soon as they started piling this stuff on me.

        Ok but how was the sex though? I think I could live with a crazy cult gf (At least for a while) if the sex was on point.

        It was sort of good, but not like you'd imagine. I dated freakier girls. She was really into it and always down for it, but again, really early on it got to be to a point where every time we had sex I felt like I was inadvertently signing up for something I did not want to be a part of.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dumb chick and her family getting dabbed on by some low rent tree demon
          lmao. At least the Vatican go for the big boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but how was the sex though? I think I could live with a crazy cult gf (At least for a while) if the sex was on point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post her nudes homie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I joked about that to her once and she very seriously said "if you ever take a picture of me without my clothes on, I'll kill you." This was prompted because she would walk around my place with no clothes on pretty much all the time and the one time I held my phone up and in an exaggerated way was like "click!" and that was when she threatened to kill me and it wasn't sarcastic. It wasn't even "I'm trying to be tough" serious. It was like she was just legitimately letting me know that she would casually kill me.

        >dumb chick and her family getting dabbed on by some low rent tree demon
        lmao. At least the Vatican go for the big boy

        Funny enough, that thought crossed my mind. I was like "what is the point of worshiping some random ass demon who has to be like Z-tier in the demon hierarchy." If they were like really elite Satanists, I might have had a higher threshold before I bailed. But they were like Walmart Satanists. This was in rural PA by the way if anyone was wondering.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus dude this deserves its own thread on /x/ and maybe a movie

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, yeah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn those b***hes are ugly, how do you convince somebody to join your cult if all you have is fat b***hes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all the aesthetics surrounding freemasonry are genuinely fricking abhorrent. It's like a warning signal to anyone with a functioning soul that something is deeply wrong with it.

        It actually is ridiculous how ugly every single one of their temples is

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLUE PAINT IM GOING INSANE

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if that image doesn't register to you in a manner roughly equivalent to the sight of a mass of writhing maggots there may be no hope for you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a cult for architects

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand people being superstitious or even religious. I personally know people who ACTUALLY believe in ghosts, demons, angels, if you tell them any story of alien abduction or that you saw an apparition in your backyard at night or something like that, their eyes grow and they nod "oh yeah... many such cases...". What the frick bro, grow up. On another note, I wish I could find a spooky haunted house for sale, they must be much cheaper.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting into the occult is in some ways kind of like going insane. The experiences feel very real, people are not just making it up for attention. The alien abductions are especially traumatizing, it literally ruins people's lives.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a ghost and been on haunted land that was very active. I don't need you to believe to validate myself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no you didn't, moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you didn't, because after you die, you are no more. You were delusional, afraid and imagining things.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong and ignorant but that's ok. Keep on believing what makes you feel better.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hèréditèeé
    I luv french

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool it with the antisemitism

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m afraid it does, anon. The director has even made two more, even worse films.

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