Only a few saucer drinkers have them but won't release them. There was rumours that a forgotten media group had found the old DATs but I don't think it went anywhere
Only a few saucer drinkers have them but won't release them. There was rumours that a forgotten media group had found the old DATs but I don't think it went anywhere
shame
I have a couple of episodes with a few commercials and songs left and it's top comfy
https://www.mixcloud.com/aircheckdownloads/xfm-london-1998-06-01-ricky-gervais-stephen-merchant/
This is the only Ricky Steve one they uploaded and the last release was 5 months ago so looks like it's dead.
>Steve goes on to tell a story about being a teen and taking his dads car to impress some girls but getting it stuck on a country road and beginning to sob out of autistic frustration so Chad had to hop in the driver's seat and get them unstuck before going home with the girl that Steve fancied
Grim
So many of Steve's stories are absolutely awful, but he also seems like kind of a c**t, probably worse now that he has money and I think he lives in LA
Steve is that weak kid who would back up a bully at school and get mouthy only because he was safe behind the bully. But wouldn't dare speak if he was alone.
He's happy to join in the mocking of Karl when Ricky is there. He'd never say anything alone.
>It's another "Steve spends 2 hours going to different shops to save 89p on a PlayStation 2" story >Next day, sees it for sale for 43p less >Gets suicidal
>Steve goes on and on about the principle of Karl keeping a 50p >He also gleefully recounts the time he robbed about £30 from an ATM using a stranger's debit card
Smerch is a c**t.
Steve was just camerashy early on, probably because of how odd-looking he is. He had a small role in The Office, then a much larger one in Extras and now he varies between directing and acting (and sometimes both).
>my aunt's pussy looked like a split tennis ball
Thats got to be the most viscerally offensive mental image of a pussy that I've ever heard and it came from fricking Karl
Have you ever taken a long break from listening to them? I ended up doing a 3 year break between listens and it was long enough that I was laughing out loud again when listening to episodes.
>Karl's brother in the tank
It makes me sad to know his brother Mark died in poverty while Karl was a multi-millionaire.
Seems like an intelligent guy. Karl's whole family are obviously all intelligent. Very based of him gaming the system and getting bennies for doing frick all.
Not really based, he died penniless, estranged from his family, his partner a heroin addict with nothing to show for his life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
sounds based and kino to me. Especially when juxtaposed with his brother.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think either of them are that based, kind of pathetic way to live. Karl the rich man who does nothing but moan and the poor man who does nothing but try to get work.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think Karl is capable of empathy
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd agree with that, he always seemed kind of... off to me.
everyone else seems to like him, so what do I know I guess
2 years ago
Anonymous
so what? he's dead and its all over.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>anon thinks hes going to leave a legacy
you must be 18+ to post here
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nothing to show, in English means, no kids, no house, no family or job to be proud of, mates at your funeral.
Lad you don't know our language, you speak the words but you don't understand the meaning.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Lad you don't know our language, you speak the words but you don't understand the meaning.
you smell? you shit?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd just give you any old shit, tenner, rip you off.
I think it sounded strange because he didn't explain that he hadn't seen them in ages.
But even so. He could've used a fake name. Sure anyone could search it and find out his real name but the odds of his family doing that would've been slim. They wouldn't have any reason to do so.
An Olympic gold medallist who went to school with Karl. He used to push Karl in his go-kart and Karl joked that he takes some credit for his early training.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Campbell
Never understood people who smoked cigars on a night out. Like how do you have time to do it?
At home or somewhere you can sit for ages sure but clubbing? Seems an effort
Karl treat Warwick as any other lad, but because Warwick expects special treatment equal treatment is seen as discrimination in the eyes of the Midge. Can't stand the little shit and I'm so glad Karl made him cry on the Chinese steps calling him a Henry-vac.
karl doesn't treat him like anyone else, he singles him out to gawk and talk about his physical disabilities
karl 'treating him like anyone else' is just one of various ways karl makes excuses so he can act like a childish shit
if you ever pointed that out to him he'd merely change his excuse and see if that one stuck, and if it did he'd go "that's what i'm saying!" or something
karl is very much like that picture of the blank actors face, with the audience reading meaning into it. karl talks complete selfish shit constantly, tries to justify it with more selfish shallow shit, and a random section of the audience will agree with it or not agree, reading meaning into where there is none
he never even thanked ricky for making him a millionaire cos he wanted to act like it was all such a big burden to him just so he didn't have to be grateful for any of it and still be allowed to complain about it all
what a c**t
>karl doesn't treat him like anyone else, he singles him out to gawk and talk about his physical disabilities >karl 'treating him like anyone else' is just one of various ways karl makes excuses so he can act like a childish shit
hang on a minute, how do I know YOU'RE not warwick?
you can't just go around accusing me of dwarfism like that, you've really hurt my feelings, so now I hope you'll stop it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Please could I have a response to the email I sent last week? This is a serious matter, one which I will escalate through legal recourse if I do not receive a satisfactory reply by return. Your cooperation is appreciated.
They were friends but Ricky and Steve were working in the U.S. a lot, having friends when you're a man isn't the same as when you're a child or even as a teen. Just being able to get along at work is enough.
Ricky and Steve are on record saying they're still friends, they're just interested in different things creatively and don't have any particular projects they want to work on together right now. Karl seems to have drifted away from them, but I don't think he's been asked if he keeps in touch with them.
Extras is not that good, the longform plot is actually really badly written and cringey. Quite a lot of the episodes also just hammer one joke into the ground. The Office is much better.
When I was a kid I used to find those screeching videos the funniest shit ever, but now I'm older and have a job all I can think is how fricking annoying it must be to have to deal with that for hours on end when you have work you need to do.
It's even funnier when he talks about events that he's invited Karl to but not Steve. I get the feeling Ricky never really liked hanging out with Steve and just used him for his comedy writing whereas he genuinely had some affection for Karl
For the entire almost 20 years I've been aware of them Steve has ALWAYS come off as a gigantic unlikable c**t, the exact sort of guy who when he was a kid he was the rich kid and you only pretended to be his friend because then you could mooch off him and his rich parents by tagging along on their rich people shit and having fun at their giant ass mansion. But you never actually liked hanging out with him just barely tolerate.
He's mellowed a bit but back in the XFM days this is pretty much it.
He clearly had a much more comfortable and well-off early life than the other two and seems almost envious of Karl's childhood in that sort of middle-class 'slum tourism' kind of way
remember when that guy's little shop got robbed and steve just waited until it was over and then just asked the fella if he could buy his stuff and get out of there
what a waste that comic made of the tek-knight and super-duper arcs..
also the art quality was questionable at best, was it guest-artisted in places or what?
>was it guest-artisted in places or what?
I don't know but it was inconsistent, so probably. The writing was very jumbled as well, as if it was missing pages that might have tied everything together.
>there's this builder >goes from building to building, just building >goes to the boss of this building who's building it >and he says what? >do you need anything building
Probably my favourite episode, so many great moments >Monkey trying it on with the zookeeper's wife (first ever monkey news) >Steve as the perfect doctor who fan >Complete shambles with everyone talking at once during rockbusters >Doctor telling karl's mom that he's going to die >The pork chop woman >Do we need 'em: wienerroaches >Karl messes up Free da pain
Did he ever recover from this? Dude spends the whole thing shitting on and looking down on Carl only to get btfo by one sentence.
Karl always ended up on top. Even that time when he was home sick he somehow managed to frick Steves shit up.
Not 'avin a go, it could be your brother
Steve wanted to frick Suzanne 100%
Hair of a Chinaman
>have a game of swingball
was this his most brutal moment?
>They all look the s-
>RIGHT!
>wheelchair fellas'
>they can't get a rally going
TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY
dooon't theyy
play the game of
swing-
-BALL
>Oooh, look at that person he’s with
>When Karl tells Steve he wouldn't have said anything had Steve not started on him, yet Karl was the one who instigated it in the first place
Kino
The way Karl says 'oooh' gets me every time, like the woman felt fear and chills at having to look at der lanken pissenstreak
LOOKADA FREAK
das lanky pissen streak
>God gave you bad eyesight so you wouldn't be sad looking at yourself
>well you look like a balloon
Steve absolutely lost that one
where can I find the xfm-shows WITH the music and commercials left in???
Only a few saucer drinkers have them but won't release them. There was rumours that a forgotten media group had found the old DATs but I don't think it went anywhere
shame
I have a couple of episodes with a few commercials and songs left and it's top comfy
https://www.mixcloud.com/aircheckdownloads/xfm-london-1998-06-01-ricky-gervais-stephen-merchant/
This is the only Ricky Steve one they uploaded and the last release was 5 months ago so looks like it's dead.
>pilkipedia had a download section
>they had a copy with all the commercials and music left in
jesus christ the internet is so much gayer now it's insane how far we've fallen
what the frick is stephens problem
>you better not come in next weekjdd4p
kek Steve's idle threats after he gets buttravaged
Anyone got a tranacript? Ricky's laugh is obscuring some of the banter going on.
>no, weirder than that
fricking lel that was great
>What are you having a go at me for, I'm not the one that's sad and lonely
Absolutely brutal
>you know you're an odd looking fella
Who said this and when?
Karl said it. In one of the very early episodes. Maybe Nov or Dec 01
>OH HO HO HO HO HES DONE YOU AGAIN
people in glass houses karl we've spoken about this one
>tfw barry later claimed that the character was based on "the tall geek from that brittish office-show".
DON'T MAKE SOUND EFFECT SOUNDS!
frick these bloopies are comfy
?t=190
>Steve goes on to tell a story about being a teen and taking his dads car to impress some girls but getting it stuck on a country road and beginning to sob out of autistic frustration so Chad had to hop in the driver's seat and get them unstuck before going home with the girl that Steve fancied
Grim
So many of Steve's stories are absolutely awful, but he also seems like kind of a c**t, probably worse now that he has money and I think he lives in LA
It's a good thing he got fame and money. A man of his stature could do some real damage if he went off on an incel sperg
Steve is by far the most pathetic of the 3
He is.
Steve is that weak kid who would back up a bully at school and get mouthy only because he was safe behind the bully. But wouldn't dare speak if he was alone.
He's happy to join in the mocking of Karl when Ricky is there. He'd never say anything alone.
steve mitchell
>Karl, where's my 50p? I'm not made of money, you know.
It's the principle
poor bongs
Steve was right. You don't decide if you don't owe me money anymore, regardless of the keg.
>It's another "Steve spends 2 hours going to different shops to save 89p on a PlayStation 2" story
>Next day, sees it for sale for 43p less
>Gets suicidal
and that was after karl had just gotten a keg of lager for him and carried it around london all day
>i sorted you out Steve, with that lager
>50p is 50p mate
So? It's for me to decided you don't owe that. I would have said so but wasn't given the chance
and i sorted you out with those tickets
Did Steve every repay his massive lager debt to Karl?
>Steve goes on and on about the principle of Karl keeping a 50p
>He also gleefully recounts the time he robbed about £30 from an ATM using a stranger's debit card
Smerch is a c**t.
He is MERCHANT for a reason
kek
Lmfao they really cropped half of his face out of one of his proudest moments
he looks like a nazi officer here
I think it's from the movie where he actually plays one lol
Yeah 99% his is from JoJo Rabbit
Stephen Shelby
Thank you OP for reminding me of that conversation. Needed a good laugh today
*laughter*
HES DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE
There was this show last year where Steve played some gay murderer. Was really good. It also had Dunban from Xenoblade.
So good you didn't bother to remember its name
I didn't even look at the name. How could I remember something I've not seen. The gf put it on.
kek he was always talking about gays on the show, I wonder if he had to do any gay scenes in this
he had on bright red pants
I didn't recall any kissing
How come Steve didn't act in The Office but now is going after a Hollywood acting career while Ricky has quit acting?
Steve was just camerashy early on, probably because of how odd-looking he is. He had a small role in The Office, then a much larger one in Extras and now he varies between directing and acting (and sometimes both).
Ricky hasn't quit
Sure he has, Netflix doesn't count
Headcanon
homie looks like Nicky Wire
>it's a Steve and Ricky talks about how much they hate Lord of the Rings-episode
nice
I don't like armchair psychology but it's very obvious how resentful steve is over nerd culture being acceptable, he was no doubt a weirdo growing up
>Steve: haha who would like nerd shit haha that's so pathetic haha
this thread feels like its written entirely by an ai.
why?
if we're all ai then how would i know which one i was?
Because you're not one of us, in on the joke.
How many do you recognise?
>my aunt's pussy looked like a split tennis ball
Thats got to be the most viscerally offensive mental image of a pussy that I've ever heard and it came from fricking Karl
>you asked me what it looked like....split tennis ball came to mind
Not enough poc faces
All of them. I've listened to the XFM shows at least 30 times over at this point
Have you ever taken a long break from listening to them? I ended up doing a 3 year break between listens and it was long enough that I was laughing out loud again when listening to episodes.
where's cabbage baby lady and potato woman
potato head woman is in the back of the black car I believe.
>Karl's brother in the tank
It makes me sad to know his brother Mark died in poverty while Karl was a multi-millionaire.
LINK
Here
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12433513/
>older than Karl
>full head of hair
>strong jaw
damn genetics are weird
Seems like an intelligent guy. Karl's whole family are obviously all intelligent. Very based of him gaming the system and getting bennies for doing frick all.
Not really based, he died penniless, estranged from his family, his partner a heroin addict with nothing to show for his life.
sounds based and kino to me. Especially when juxtaposed with his brother.
I don't think either of them are that based, kind of pathetic way to live. Karl the rich man who does nothing but moan and the poor man who does nothing but try to get work.
I don't think Karl is capable of empathy
I'd agree with that, he always seemed kind of... off to me.
everyone else seems to like him, so what do I know I guess
so what? he's dead and its all over.
>anon thinks hes going to leave a legacy
you must be 18+ to post here
Nothing to show, in English means, no kids, no house, no family or job to be proud of, mates at your funeral.
Lad you don't know our language, you speak the words but you don't understand the meaning.
>Lad you don't know our language, you speak the words but you don't understand the meaning.
you smell? you shit?
I'd just give you any old shit, tenner, rip you off.
Can you really get kicked out of the army just for getting caught with one spliff in your locker?
Yes
Lad he got kicked out for driving a tank down to the shops to get some ciggies.
And shagging the sergeant's missus
Karl not wanting his family to "know what he looks like" was quietly one of the strangest things he ever said
wat
i mean the last time his brother and sister had seen him before the XFM show he probably had hair
I think it sounded strange because he didn't explain that he hadn't seen them in ages.
But even so. He could've used a fake name. Sure anyone could search it and find out his real name but the odds of his family doing that would've been slim. They wouldn't have any reason to do so.
everything except the lil nig with the gokart, what's that?
An Olympic gold medallist who went to school with Karl. He used to push Karl in his go-kart and Karl joked that he takes some credit for his early training.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Campbell
As a child Karl played with a future Olympic sprinter Darren Campbell. Darren would push Karl on his go cart.
All of them, luv the XFM show, simple as
>the kid in the wheelie bin
>horse in the house
frick sake
>used to give away his dads cigars while DJing
always makes me laugh
Never understood people who smoked cigars on a night out. Like how do you have time to do it?
At home or somewhere you can sit for ages sure but clubbing? Seems an effort
God bless Karl for shutting down this up=his-own-arse MIDGE
%C3%93li
Karl treat Warwick as any other lad, but because Warwick expects special treatment equal treatment is seen as discrimination in the eyes of the Midge. Can't stand the little shit and I'm so glad Karl made him cry on the Chinese steps calling him a Henry-vac.
karl doesn't treat him like anyone else, he singles him out to gawk and talk about his physical disabilities
karl 'treating him like anyone else' is just one of various ways karl makes excuses so he can act like a childish shit
if you ever pointed that out to him he'd merely change his excuse and see if that one stuck, and if it did he'd go "that's what i'm saying!" or something
karl is very much like that picture of the blank actors face, with the audience reading meaning into it. karl talks complete selfish shit constantly, tries to justify it with more selfish shallow shit, and a random section of the audience will agree with it or not agree, reading meaning into where there is none
he never even thanked ricky for making him a millionaire cos he wanted to act like it was all such a big burden to him just so he didn't have to be grateful for any of it and still be allowed to complain about it all
what a c**t
TL;DR
>karl doesn't treat him like anyone else, he singles him out to gawk and talk about his physical disabilities
>karl 'treating him like anyone else' is just one of various ways karl makes excuses so he can act like a childish shit
Ricky's mockery of warick is jovial. Whereas Karl is fully serious
Frick of midge
This
karl would put a small hat on any other lad's head to mock his dwarfism?
does "treat the same" mean something different to you?
Midge have you got knees?
i don't really like warwick either, i just hate karl more
he's a baldy user
Can you reach the pedals? How do you accelerate and brake?
stop making excuses for that scumbag dwarf
>banter is suddenly mocking
If you think you're immune to banter and take it as mocking then you're just looking to be a sensitive little midge
hang on a minute, how do I know YOU'RE not warwick?
you can't just go around accusing me of dwarfism like that, you've really hurt my feelings, so now I hope you'll stop it
Please could I have a response to the email I sent last week? This is a serious matter, one which I will escalate through legal recourse if I do not receive a satisfactory reply by return. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Sorry too busy learning the guitar.
He can't reach the keyboard
Steve was right when he said Karl wouldn't dare have a pop at Ricky because Ricky was the boss.
FAT BABY ON TELLY
Eyes bulging with imagined mail to sort
>you never see an old man having a Twix
to this day he has never been proven wrong
>tfw just listening to this
man moth has to be my favourite bit
no need
baby dead
Did they ever find out what Paul "The Party Animal" Parker looks like?
He looks like Millhouse from the Simpsons. He always wears bowling shoes, and his scarf his nan knitted him so he can look like Doctor Who.
Guys stop misgendering Karl
>Karla
>Guys
Stop misgendering us
>that one episode where he gets hair back and he's really excited and then he Facetimes Suzanne and she tells him to get rid of it
Proving that he would have been better off with the Poo lass with the big nose.
>he Facetimes Suzanne and she tells him to get rid of it
Probably reminded her of “Dave Hill from Slade”
Genuinely never seen Karl as happy as he was when he had that wig on.
Honestly if my girlfriend basically said I look better without the added shit like a toupee, I'd be pretty happy.
she didnt want other women coming on to him
See? She thinks he's good looking enough to draw some eyes.
eurgh, he has such a creepy moronic face
>see show about friends
>man I wish I had friends
>learn they aren't really friends
Every damn time
They were friends but Ricky and Steve were working in the U.S. a lot, having friends when you're a man isn't the same as when you're a child or even as a teen. Just being able to get along at work is enough.
Does anyone think or know if Ricky, Steve and Karl keep in touch still?
Ricky and Steve are on record saying they're still friends, they're just interested in different things creatively and don't have any particular projects they want to work on together right now. Karl seems to have drifted away from them, but I don't think he's been asked if he keeps in touch with them.
karl was only in it until he got the boiler fixed. friends are hassle.
don't forget the new kitchen
Karl seems like the type to not really keep up with friends if it's not convenient, and Ricky and Steve are both in the states these days
plus meeting up with rick you never know when robin ince might be there as well
OOOooooooOOOOOoooOOOOooh ROBIN
Probably just one of those relationships where you can pick up five years on like it was yesterday
They definitely don't dislike one another and are friends still. Moreso ricky and Karl then steve.They just don't hang out much.
Ricky and Steve are busy and Karl isn't actively interested in doing television work so they haven't got the time or reason to hang out
hell is other people
Is it back on Spotify?
https://open.spotify.com/show/34mXWuUCEa2UzTft5vxxLp
Yeah it's on there.
Has anyone seen that comedy/drama thing where Karl plays both himself and his inner monologue? Is it any good?
unironically btfo any of the shite rick/steve made
It's ok but if you're saying it's better than Extras you're lying to yourself
It was better than Extras, Extras is nothing. You're star struck by all the cameos, it's nothing.
>Emmy winning
>BAFTA winning
>Golden Globe winning
Yeah you're right it was the Chris Martin cameo that fooled us all
Karl won a Silver for his propa job
Ricky and Steve couldn't even get a bronze.
Extras is not that good, the longform plot is actually really badly written and cringey. Quite a lot of the episodes also just hammer one joke into the ground. The Office is much better.
Thanks for sharing
Don't reply to me again unless you actually have something to say
>Don't reply to me and my post again.
bump
Title?
It's ok, funny but also a bit too depressing for my taste
alright well we'll watch your little program when that goes out
Who was in the wrong?
Ricky's looked like a 49 year old plumber basically his entire life. What is the deal with bong genes jesus christ.
He got famous relatively late in life - he was at least 41 in that video
he was middle aged there is now in his 60s geezer
When I was a kid I used to find those screeching videos the funniest shit ever, but now I'm older and have a job all I can think is how fricking annoying it must be to have to deal with that for hours on end when you have work you need to do.
>i didn't know it was a juicy pear
>When Ricky keeps recounting parties and birthday parties he's been having and the people he's invited
>Not a single one included Steve.
Always found that a bit weird.
i'd invite him but i'd sort of put him in the distance
It's even funnier when he talks about events that he's invited Karl to but not Steve. I get the feeling Ricky never really liked hanging out with Steve and just used him for his comedy writing whereas he genuinely had some affection for Karl
Ricky probably told them not to invite Steve in case they thought Steve was funnier than him
For the entire almost 20 years I've been aware of them Steve has ALWAYS come off as a gigantic unlikable c**t, the exact sort of guy who when he was a kid he was the rich kid and you only pretended to be his friend because then you could mooch off him and his rich parents by tagging along on their rich people shit and having fun at their giant ass mansion. But you never actually liked hanging out with him just barely tolerate.
I met him, he's pretty cool IRL
He's mellowed a bit but back in the XFM days this is pretty much it.
He clearly had a much more comfortable and well-off early life than the other two and seems almost envious of Karl's childhood in that sort of middle-class 'slum tourism' kind of way
He's the sort who believes their views and beliefs are pure and right and anyone with opposing views is below them and stupid.
graduate of the university of warwick mate.
remember when that guy's little shop got robbed and steve just waited until it was over and then just asked the fella if he could buy his stuff and get out of there
No
what a pathetic c**t
>Shoplifting is a robbery
alright steve you still could have helped
this is the guy who stole money directly from someone's bank account when he found a card left in a cash machine
CHIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEESSSEEE LOOK OLDER
Reminder that Steve said if the world was ending the last thing hed would be to kill someone.
>the last thing hed would be to kill someone.
U wot
steve is going to live GTA out for real in the end day
>hed would be to kill
>someone had wroted
he said he would rape and kill the first decent looking woman he saw, since the world was about to end they would not suffer for long
The last thing Steve would do is kill someone.
I don't know how I fricked up my sentence so bad.
You accidentally the whole thing
*thump* oh that was real play a record.
WHAT THAT'S THE END OF IT!?
mad innit
WHO THE FRICK IS CLIVE WARREN?
i think that is the first Karl clip I ever heard and got me into listening to all the XFM shows
I recently read all the shitty "The Boys" comics and read all of Huey's lines as Karl. (I know Huey is Scottish but still couldn't help it)
what a waste that comic made of the tek-knight and super-duper arcs..
also the art quality was questionable at best, was it guest-artisted in places or what?
>was it guest-artisted in places or what?
I don't know but it was inconsistent, so probably. The writing was very jumbled as well, as if it was missing pages that might have tied everything together.
I love the early monkey news segments where Ricky would get so fricking mad at how ridiculous the news is
You're talking shit!
>there's this builder
>goes from building to building, just building
>goes to the boss of this building who's building it
>and he says what?
>do you need anything building
>so there were these races going on, and er.... someone kept winning em
>Right...if this mysterious racer had hair all over his body, long arms down to his knees and only ate bananas, you are never doing Monkey News again.
This might be one of my favourite moments along with him thinking Eric Clapton's Wonderful tonight's about a little fella in a wheelchair
Probably my favourite episode, so many great moments
>Monkey trying it on with the zookeeper's wife (first ever monkey news)
>Steve as the perfect doctor who fan
>Complete shambles with everyone talking at once during rockbusters
>Doctor telling karl's mom that he's going to die
>The pork chop woman
>Do we need 'em: wienerroaches
>Karl messes up Free da pain
>I couldn't believe it
chimp.. chimp doctors
Searched money news and this was the first result:
>"it's not a great wall, it's an alright wall, it's the alright wall of china"
Still makes me laugh every time
Why yes m'lady that is a bow-tie! Have you perchance read any of zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance?
>Little bald manq twat
>Karl is like half a foot taller than Ricky
Ricky mates… it’s not looking sound…
I have no idea what the frick any of you are on about. i feel like im having a stroke and you are all talking gibberish
Dicky Anderson?
Stop the thread, this moron doesn't get the references!
>t. paul "the party animal" parker