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>There's this thing in it, right, Steve..

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he ever recover from this? Dude spends the whole thing shitting on and looking down on Carl only to get btfo by one sentence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Karl always ended up on top. Even that time when he was home sick he somehow managed to frick Steves shit up.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not 'avin a go, it could be your brother

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steve wanted to frick Suzanne 100%

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hair of a Chinaman

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have a game of swingball
    was this his most brutal moment?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They all look the s-
      >RIGHT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wheelchair fellas'
      >they can't get a rally going

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY
      dooon't theyy
      play the game of
      swing-
      -BALL

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oooh, look at that person he’s with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >When Karl tells Steve he wouldn't have said anything had Steve not started on him, yet Karl was the one who instigated it in the first place
      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way Karl says 'oooh' gets me every time, like the woman felt fear and chills at having to look at der lanken pissenstreak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOOKADA FREAK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        das lanky pissen streak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >God gave you bad eyesight so you wouldn't be sad looking at yourself
        >well you look like a balloon
        Steve absolutely lost that one

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where can I find the xfm-shows WITH the music and commercials left in???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only a few saucer drinkers have them but won't release them. There was rumours that a forgotten media group had found the old DATs but I don't think it went anywhere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shame
        I have a couple of episodes with a few commercials and songs left and it's top comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only a few saucer drinkers have them but won't release them. There was rumours that a forgotten media group had found the old DATs but I don't think it went anywhere

      shame
      I have a couple of episodes with a few commercials and songs left and it's top comfy

      https://www.mixcloud.com/aircheckdownloads/xfm-london-1998-06-01-ricky-gervais-stephen-merchant/
      This is the only Ricky Steve one they uploaded and the last release was 5 months ago so looks like it's dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pilkipedia had a download section
      >they had a copy with all the commercials and music left in

      jesus christ the internet is so much gayer now it's insane how far we've fallen

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is stephens problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you better not come in next weekjdd4p
      kek Steve's idle threats after he gets buttravaged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got a tranacript? Ricky's laugh is obscuring some of the banter going on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no, weirder than that
      fricking lel that was great

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you having a go at me for, I'm not the one that's sad and lonely
    Absolutely brutal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you know you're an odd looking fella

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you know you're an odd looking fella

      Who said this and when?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Karl said it. In one of the very early episodes. Maybe Nov or Dec 01

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH HO HO HO HO HES DONE YOU AGAIN

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people in glass houses karl we've spoken about this one

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw barry later claimed that the character was based on "the tall geek from that brittish office-show".

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T MAKE SOUND EFFECT SOUNDS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick these bloopies are comfy

      ?t=190

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Steve goes on to tell a story about being a teen and taking his dads car to impress some girls but getting it stuck on a country road and beginning to sob out of autistic frustration so Chad had to hop in the driver's seat and get them unstuck before going home with the girl that Steve fancied
    Grim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So many of Steve's stories are absolutely awful, but he also seems like kind of a c**t, probably worse now that he has money and I think he lives in LA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good thing he got fame and money. A man of his stature could do some real damage if he went off on an incel sperg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steve is by far the most pathetic of the 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is.

        Steve is that weak kid who would back up a bully at school and get mouthy only because he was safe behind the bully. But wouldn't dare speak if he was alone.

        He's happy to join in the mocking of Karl when Ricky is there. He'd never say anything alone.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    steve mitchell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karl, where's my 50p? I'm not made of money, you know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the principle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Steve was right. You don't decide if you don't owe me money anymore, regardless of the keg.

          poor bongs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Steve was right. You don't decide if you don't owe me money anymore, regardless of the keg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's another "Steve spends 2 hours going to different shops to save 89p on a PlayStation 2" story
        >Next day, sees it for sale for 43p less
        >Gets suicidal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and that was after karl had just gotten a keg of lager for him and carried it around london all day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i sorted you out Steve, with that lager
          >50p is 50p mate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So? It's for me to decided you don't owe that. I would have said so but wasn't given the chance

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and i sorted you out with those tickets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did Steve every repay his massive lager debt to Karl?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Steve goes on and on about the principle of Karl keeping a 50p
        >He also gleefully recounts the time he robbed about £30 from an ATM using a stranger's debit card
        Smerch is a c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is MERCHANT for a reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao they really cropped half of his face out of one of his proudest moments

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like a nazi officer here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's from the movie where he actually plays one lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's from the movie where he actually plays one lol

        Yeah 99% his is from JoJo Rabbit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stephen Shelby

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you OP for reminding me of that conversation. Needed a good laugh today

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *laughter*
    HES DONE YOU AGAIN STEVE

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was this show last year where Steve played some gay murderer. Was really good. It also had Dunban from Xenoblade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So good you didn't bother to remember its name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even look at the name. How could I remember something I've not seen. The gf put it on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek he was always talking about gays on the show, I wonder if he had to do any gay scenes in this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he had on bright red pants

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't recall any kissing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How come Steve didn't act in The Office but now is going after a Hollywood acting career while Ricky has quit acting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Steve was just camerashy early on, probably because of how odd-looking he is. He had a small role in The Office, then a much larger one in Extras and now he varies between directing and acting (and sometimes both).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ricky hasn't quit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure he has, Netflix doesn't count

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Headcanon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie looks like Nicky Wire

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Steve and Ricky talks about how much they hate Lord of the Rings-episode

    nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like armchair psychology but it's very obvious how resentful steve is over nerd culture being acceptable, he was no doubt a weirdo growing up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve: haha who would like nerd shit haha that's so pathetic haha

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread feels like its written entirely by an ai.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if we're all ai then how would i know which one i was?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're not one of us, in on the joke.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many do you recognise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my aunt's pussy looked like a split tennis ball
      Thats got to be the most viscerally offensive mental image of a pussy that I've ever heard and it came from fricking Karl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you asked me what it looked like....split tennis ball came to mind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough poc faces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them. I've listened to the XFM shows at least 30 times over at this point

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever taken a long break from listening to them? I ended up doing a 3 year break between listens and it was long enough that I was laughing out loud again when listening to episodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where's cabbage baby lady and potato woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        potato head woman is in the back of the black car I believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karl's brother in the tank
      It makes me sad to know his brother Mark died in poverty while Karl was a multi-millionaire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LINK

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Here
          https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12433513/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >older than Karl
            >full head of hair
            >strong jaw

            damn genetics are weird

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Karl's brother in the tank
            It makes me sad to know his brother Mark died in poverty while Karl was a multi-millionaire.

            Seems like an intelligent guy. Karl's whole family are obviously all intelligent. Very based of him gaming the system and getting bennies for doing frick all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not really based, he died penniless, estranged from his family, his partner a heroin addict with nothing to show for his life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sounds based and kino to me. Especially when juxtaposed with his brother.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think either of them are that based, kind of pathetic way to live. Karl the rich man who does nothing but moan and the poor man who does nothing but try to get work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Karl is capable of empathy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd agree with that, he always seemed kind of... off to me.
                everyone else seems to like him, so what do I know I guess

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so what? he's dead and its all over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anon thinks hes going to leave a legacy
                you must be 18+ to post here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing to show, in English means, no kids, no house, no family or job to be proud of, mates at your funeral.
                Lad you don't know our language, you speak the words but you don't understand the meaning.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lad you don't know our language, you speak the words but you don't understand the meaning.
                you smell? you shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd just give you any old shit, tenner, rip you off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can you really get kicked out of the army just for getting caught with one spliff in your locker?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lad he got kicked out for driving a tank down to the shops to get some ciggies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And shagging the sergeant's missus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Karl not wanting his family to "know what he looks like" was quietly one of the strangest things he ever said

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i mean the last time his brother and sister had seen him before the XFM show he probably had hair

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think it sounded strange because he didn't explain that he hadn't seen them in ages.

            But even so. He could've used a fake name. Sure anyone could search it and find out his real name but the odds of his family doing that would've been slim. They wouldn't have any reason to do so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everything except the lil nig with the gokart, what's that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        An Olympic gold medallist who went to school with Karl. He used to push Karl in his go-kart and Karl joked that he takes some credit for his early training.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Campbell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a child Karl played with a future Olympic sprinter Darren Campbell. Darren would push Karl on his go cart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them, luv the XFM show, simple as
      >the kid in the wheelie bin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >horse in the house
      frick sake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >used to give away his dads cigars while DJing
      always makes me laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never understood people who smoked cigars on a night out. Like how do you have time to do it?
        At home or somewhere you can sit for ages sure but clubbing? Seems an effort

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God bless Karl for shutting down this up=his-own-arse MIDGE

    %C3%93li

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Karl treat Warwick as any other lad, but because Warwick expects special treatment equal treatment is seen as discrimination in the eyes of the Midge. Can't stand the little shit and I'm so glad Karl made him cry on the Chinese steps calling him a Henry-vac.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        karl doesn't treat him like anyone else, he singles him out to gawk and talk about his physical disabilities
        karl 'treating him like anyone else' is just one of various ways karl makes excuses so he can act like a childish shit
        if you ever pointed that out to him he'd merely change his excuse and see if that one stuck, and if it did he'd go "that's what i'm saying!" or something
        karl is very much like that picture of the blank actors face, with the audience reading meaning into it. karl talks complete selfish shit constantly, tries to justify it with more selfish shallow shit, and a random section of the audience will agree with it or not agree, reading meaning into where there is none
        he never even thanked ricky for making him a millionaire cos he wanted to act like it was all such a big burden to him just so he didn't have to be grateful for any of it and still be allowed to complain about it all
        what a c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TL;DR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >karl doesn't treat him like anyone else, he singles him out to gawk and talk about his physical disabilities
          >karl 'treating him like anyone else' is just one of various ways karl makes excuses so he can act like a childish shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ricky's mockery of warick is jovial. Whereas Karl is fully serious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick of midge

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          karl would put a small hat on any other lad's head to mock his dwarfism?
          does "treat the same" mean something different to you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Midge have you got knees?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i don't really like warwick either, i just hate karl more
              he's a baldy user

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you reach the pedals? How do you accelerate and brake?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stop making excuses for that scumbag dwarf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >banter is suddenly mocking
            If you think you're immune to banter and take it as mocking then you're just looking to be a sensitive little midge

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              hang on a minute, how do I know YOU'RE not warwick?
              you can't just go around accusing me of dwarfism like that, you've really hurt my feelings, so now I hope you'll stop it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please could I have a response to the email I sent last week? This is a serious matter, one which I will escalate through legal recourse if I do not receive a satisfactory reply by return. Your cooperation is appreciated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry too busy learning the guitar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He can't reach the keyboard

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steve was right when he said Karl wouldn't dare have a pop at Ricky because Ricky was the boss.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAT BABY ON TELLY

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eyes bulging with imagined mail to sort

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you never see an old man having a Twix
    to this day he has never been proven wrong

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just listening to this
    man moth has to be my favourite bit

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no need
    baby dead

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever find out what Paul "The Party Animal" Parker looks like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like Millhouse from the Simpsons. He always wears bowling shoes, and his scarf his nan knitted him so he can look like Doctor Who.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys stop misgendering Karl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karla

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys
      Stop misgendering us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that one episode where he gets hair back and he's really excited and then he Facetimes Suzanne and she tells him to get rid of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Proving that he would have been better off with the Poo lass with the big nose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he Facetimes Suzanne and she tells him to get rid of it
        Probably reminded her of “Dave Hill from Slade”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely never seen Karl as happy as he was when he had that wig on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly if my girlfriend basically said I look better without the added shit like a toupee, I'd be pretty happy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she didnt want other women coming on to him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See? She thinks he's good looking enough to draw some eyes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eurgh, he has such a creepy moronic face

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see show about friends
    >man I wish I had friends
    >learn they aren't really friends
    Every damn time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were friends but Ricky and Steve were working in the U.S. a lot, having friends when you're a man isn't the same as when you're a child or even as a teen. Just being able to get along at work is enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone think or know if Ricky, Steve and Karl keep in touch still?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ricky and Steve are on record saying they're still friends, they're just interested in different things creatively and don't have any particular projects they want to work on together right now. Karl seems to have drifted away from them, but I don't think he's been asked if he keeps in touch with them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          karl was only in it until he got the boiler fixed. friends are hassle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't forget the new kitchen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Karl seems like the type to not really keep up with friends if it's not convenient, and Ricky and Steve are both in the states these days

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            plus meeting up with rick you never know when robin ince might be there as well

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              OOOooooooOOOOOoooOOOOooh ROBIN

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably just one of those relationships where you can pick up five years on like it was yesterday

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They definitely don't dislike one another and are friends still. Moreso ricky and Karl then steve.They just don't hang out much.

        Ricky and Steve are busy and Karl isn't actively interested in doing television work so they haven't got the time or reason to hang out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hell is other people

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it back on Spotify?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://open.spotify.com/show/34mXWuUCEa2UzTft5vxxLp
      Yeah it's on there.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone seen that comedy/drama thing where Karl plays both himself and his inner monologue? Is it any good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically btfo any of the shite rick/steve made

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok but if you're saying it's better than Extras you're lying to yourself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was better than Extras, Extras is nothing. You're star struck by all the cameos, it's nothing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Emmy winning
            >BAFTA winning
            >Golden Globe winning

            Yeah you're right it was the Chris Martin cameo that fooled us all

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Karl won a Silver for his propa job
              Ricky and Steve couldn't even get a bronze.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Extras is not that good, the longform plot is actually really badly written and cringey. Quite a lot of the episodes also just hammer one joke into the ground. The Office is much better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for sharing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't reply to me again unless you actually have something to say

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't reply to me and my post again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically btfo any of the shite rick/steve made

      It's ok but if you're saying it's better than Extras you're lying to yourself

      It was better than Extras, Extras is nothing. You're star struck by all the cameos, it's nothing.

      Title?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok, funny but also a bit too depressing for my taste

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alright well we'll watch your little program when that goes out

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ricky's looked like a 49 year old plumber basically his entire life. What is the deal with bong genes jesus christ.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He got famous relatively late in life - he was at least 41 in that video

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was middle aged there is now in his 60s geezer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid I used to find those screeching videos the funniest shit ever, but now I'm older and have a job all I can think is how fricking annoying it must be to have to deal with that for hours on end when you have work you need to do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i didn't know it was a juicy pear

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When Ricky keeps recounting parties and birthday parties he's been having and the people he's invited
    >Not a single one included Steve.

    Always found that a bit weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'd invite him but i'd sort of put him in the distance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's even funnier when he talks about events that he's invited Karl to but not Steve. I get the feeling Ricky never really liked hanging out with Steve and just used him for his comedy writing whereas he genuinely had some affection for Karl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ricky probably told them not to invite Steve in case they thought Steve was funnier than him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For the entire almost 20 years I've been aware of them Steve has ALWAYS come off as a gigantic unlikable c**t, the exact sort of guy who when he was a kid he was the rich kid and you only pretended to be his friend because then you could mooch off him and his rich parents by tagging along on their rich people shit and having fun at their giant ass mansion. But you never actually liked hanging out with him just barely tolerate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I met him, he's pretty cool IRL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's mellowed a bit but back in the XFM days this is pretty much it.
        He clearly had a much more comfortable and well-off early life than the other two and seems almost envious of Karl's childhood in that sort of middle-class 'slum tourism' kind of way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's the sort who believes their views and beliefs are pure and right and anyone with opposing views is below them and stupid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          graduate of the university of warwick mate.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember when that guy's little shop got robbed and steve just waited until it was over and then just asked the fella if he could buy his stuff and get out of there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what a pathetic c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoplifting is a robbery

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            alright steve you still could have helped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the guy who stole money directly from someone's bank account when he found a card left in a cash machine

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEESSSEEE LOOK OLDER

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Steve said if the world was ending the last thing hed would be to kill someone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the last thing hed would be to kill someone.
      U wot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        steve is going to live GTA out for real in the end day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he said he would rape and kill the first decent looking woman he saw, since the world was about to end they would not suffer for long

          >hed would be to kill

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >someone had wroted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he said he would rape and kill the first decent looking woman he saw, since the world was about to end they would not suffer for long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The last thing Steve would do is kill someone.
        I don't know how I fricked up my sentence so bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You accidentally the whole thing

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *thump* oh that was real play a record.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THAT'S THE END OF IT!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mad innit

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHO THE FRICK IS CLIVE WARREN?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think that is the first Karl clip I ever heard and got me into listening to all the XFM shows

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently read all the shitty "The Boys" comics and read all of Huey's lines as Karl. (I know Huey is Scottish but still couldn't help it)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a waste that comic made of the tek-knight and super-duper arcs..
      also the art quality was questionable at best, was it guest-artisted in places or what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >was it guest-artisted in places or what?
        I don't know but it was inconsistent, so probably. The writing was very jumbled as well, as if it was missing pages that might have tied everything together.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the early monkey news segments where Ricky would get so fricking mad at how ridiculous the news is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're talking shit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there's this builder
      >goes from building to building, just building
      >goes to the boss of this building who's building it
      >and he says what?
      >do you need anything building

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so there were these races going on, and er.... someone kept winning em

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Right...if this mysterious racer had hair all over his body, long arms down to his knees and only ate bananas, you are never doing Monkey News again.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This might be one of my favourite moments along with him thinking Eric Clapton's Wonderful tonight's about a little fella in a wheelchair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably my favourite episode, so many great moments
      >Monkey trying it on with the zookeeper's wife (first ever monkey news)
      >Steve as the perfect doctor who fan
      >Complete shambles with everyone talking at once during rockbusters
      >Doctor telling karl's mom that he's going to die
      >The pork chop woman
      >Do we need 'em: wienerroaches
      >Karl messes up Free da pain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I couldn't believe it

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chimp.. chimp doctors

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Searched money news and this was the first result:

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"it's not a great wall, it's an alright wall, it's the alright wall of china"

    Still makes me laugh every time

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes m'lady that is a bow-tie! Have you perchance read any of zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Little bald manq twat
    >Karl is like half a foot taller than Ricky
    Ricky mates… it’s not looking sound…

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what the frick any of you are on about. i feel like im having a stroke and you are all talking gibberish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dicky Anderson?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop the thread, this moron doesn't get the references!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. paul "the party animal" parker

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