These boomers are so pathetic.

These boomers are so pathetic.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So pathetic you bring them up every fricking day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is my first post on this board in at least 6 months.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You say that every single fricking time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        liar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and you argue for your virtual parasocial friends, who don't even know you exist every single day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you should pass up on a chance to bully someone who is upset about fat morons who talk about movies
        Why?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the recent hate towards RLM because these guys are not bought and paid for by studios. Until I noticed they make fun of Trump every chance they get and it suddenly made sense.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >these guys are not bought and paid for by studios
      They softball Disney all the time. It's getting ridiculous.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is pol tards. The fact that the RLM product is largely devoid of politics makes it just as bad liberal wokeslop. I miss a time where you could just be apolitical

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        talking to culturewar tards is like talking to schizoids, they will make these insane claims and then their evidence is RLM posting a positive review of Furiosa

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It literally has to be addressed. You can be as progressive as you want (tfu tfu), but it's obvious that Hollywood's political myopia is hurting business.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            true, Furiosa having a female main character should've been addressed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the minds of Reddit Letter Media are truly perplexing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >recent
      Do you even know what "that" is?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is pol tards. The fact that the RLM product is largely devoid of politics makes it just as bad liberal wokeslop. I miss a time where you could just be apolitical

      Dude just because the poster count is gone doesn't mean you don't have to put in the mildest of effort

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Try again schizo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not bought and paid for by studios
      They spent years loving every piece of capeshit garbage that was produced and even now their criticism is extremely mild. They seem like the type of people that browse the front page of Reddit hourly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They criticised a bunch of it and said they would stop watching it post-Endgame. Most of the stuff they liked was individual things and more because they like James Gunn or whoever

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >said they would stop watching it post-Endgame
          They kept watching it though and now they're enjoying trash like The Acolyte.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >They kept watching it though
            They have avoided superhero movies for a while and where did they say they like the Acolyte?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mike Stoklasa loved Thor Love and Thunder and Ant-Man Quantumania and said they were overhated.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >these guys are not bought and paid for by studios.
      And that just eats Mike up. His shameless begging for work is just sad to see. I always hoped he'd escape the Gen X curse, but it doesn't seem to be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Their content has been getting shittier for awhile now and they're increasingly more moronic in how self important they are. Jay literally said he thought he looked like fricking Chris Evans one time and Mike being humiliated by Shatner you'd think would've humbled him, but it didn't. Now Mike prefers spending his time giving the lamest takes in the universe and b***hing about shit that has nothing to fricking do with movies at all. He'd rather sit there and talk about fricking ghost adventures or some other stupid irrelevant shit nobody but him gives a frick about then turn around and act like he's too good to talk about capeshit when his whole fricking brand is talking about movies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Studios don't pay them, they're cucked by tenuous connections to industry insiders. Brief conversations, mentions, and acknowledgements from real creators that they can't bear to upset since they're on a "personal" level with them now. It's that, combined with the fact that they're terrified of being seen as the face of modern counter-culture, seen as the guys who hate all the woke CG remake slop more than anyone else, because despite being in fricking Milwaukee of all places they still let themselves get boxed in by ultra-liberal voices. They can't criticize anything made with effort because then they'll piss off the hollywood pedos that retweeted them once, and they can't criticize any big budget garbage because then they see themselves as the Nerd Crew. So they criticize some literal-who indie movie on a literal-who streaming service so everything is nice and safe.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. Mike especially doesn’t want to upset Nepobabies or he won’t be invited to their parties anymore.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't go to any parties, he's not their friend and he doesn't live by them. His reward is that he gets to be their "favorite", that youtuber they all remember and watched and sometimes will throw a cheap voice cameo at (and give another, smaller role to his friend Rich). He's literally their personal joke, their thing to laugh about and then ignore and go back to doing real work.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The tongue bath they gave Max Landis back when they thought he could do something for them only to then turn on him instantly and shit all over him probably fricked over any chance of anyone wanting anything to do with them at a serious level.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple, Trump if a absurd clown deserving of scorn.

      Biden, someone who can barely speak or walk and constantly tries to sit in invisible chairs? A Serious Leader Our Democracy Needs and is above mockery due to how Dignified and Democratic he is.

      Maybe some day you chuds will get it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A senile old man still has a functioning cabinet, a traitor actively works to harm our nation. I won't be Russia's b***h like you want to be.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Other than the avatar movies I will never set foot in a cinema ever again.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can give the serious solution to this problem:
    > repeal the old law which barred theater companies from owning movie production companies

    Back around the time that TV was getting started, the courts ruled that the theater chains had to sell of their movie studios. At the time, the theaters owned the studios as a means of producing content to show. So Lowe's theater owned MGM, United Artist's and Fox owned theaters, etc.

    But, with the modern technology, online companies (like netflix and amazon) have been allowed to do the same; with both owning their own production companies to create content for their own channel.

    If they repealed the old law, not only would this put movie companies back on the same equal footing as Netflix and Amazon, it would fix most of the financial problems theaters are having.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Paramount_Pictures,_Inc.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty hairy farty crusty sex with Rich Evans. I want to bust his crust, while he farts and oinks like a pig. I want him to gargle my balls while Mike watches in the corner. I want to rub my taint on his face and make him say "Star Trek is for gays" while I cornhole him. I want to keep Rich Evans in my closet and only let him out for crust lust. Rich if you're interested plz respond.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're making their fans seethe? Seems like a bad move.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He called me an autistic incel! *gasp*
        >N-No u!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I get called an autistic incel all the time
          Is that a win for you lol?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They don't just seem to understand that the whole entertainment industry is in flux, a long death, and literally nothing will change that.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we invented slenderman
    >don't I look just like this captain america action figure Mike?
    >nepotism good
    >zoos are...LE EVIL
    >FRICKING WHITE PEOPLE TALK IN THE THEATER
    >I hate graveyards, we need that space for more immigrants
    >we made space cop bad on purpose!
    >stop saying movies are shit they're not shit never mind how we've been saying it since 2012
    >woke isn't killing movies stop saying its woke

    They just get worse and worse every year.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we made space cop bad on purpose!
      They've literally always said the opposite. You morons just can't tell the difference between Sharknado and Toxic Avenger.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate graveyards, we need that space for more immigrants
      lel this sounds exactly like something cucked mike "notgays" stoklasa would say

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Stoklasa has been so cringe since he sold out to Hollywood and started sucking off Nepobabies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        THEY'RE CALLED LEGACY ARTISTS!
        THEY'RE GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO ACT GOODERER!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >film "reviewers"
    >their "criticisms" are mostly banal nitpicks and they just summarize the movie partially and edit their discussion
    >all they "review" are films so laughably bad that anybody could rip on them, films nobody has ever seen or wanted to see, and titanic capeshit films they just drone on about
    >their most popular series is just a roundtable discussion

    They're a podcast, through and through. They've never realized this and still cling to the idea that they're an authority on films and capable of giving input, hell they even believe people listen to their input. If they dropped the pretense they'd be 100% better but they're too shoved up their own asses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Film "review"
      >Yeah this happened which was kinda lame
      >Then this happened which was kinda cool
      >I don't have any opinions on this movie, you'll like it if you like this kind of movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats a review, what you liked, what you didn't like, who should go see it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >still cling to the idea that they're an authority on films
      I want to say there's an episode where Rich as Plinkett is strawmanning fans and says something like
      >You guys are always claiming to be experts on film!
      and Jay goes
      >We never said we were experts on film.
      And I remember rolling my eyes and thinking, okay, technically I suppose that's true, but come on, the entire channel is based on them being experts on film. That's why we're tuning in. They went to film school, or Mike and Jay did, and they literally own a production company. You can't just turn into MST3K whenever somebody points out you made Space Cop.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the entire channel is based on them being experts on film.
        wut?
        >They went to film school
        homie you have to be trollin'

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mike said in one video that he wants to kill all white people and have them replaced with beautiful PoCs.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >days without seething about fat balding midwesterners = 0

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw youtube commentary just replaced water cooler talk with peers or chatting down the pub with friends
    The reason your brain wants to criticise this is because you'd rather be talking about shit with real life people you know and having a laugh or a drink rather than using proxies to do it for you.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>I get called an autistic incel all the time
    >Is that a win for you lol?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well is it pussy?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's on the ground man let it go

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Well is it pussy?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "We talked about it first we talked about it first we said it before anyone else we said it"

    Oh em gee frick off boomers. You want a medal or something?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >There are nearly no good movies since over a decade.
    >Ticket + food is $50 per person
    >Theater won't enforce any quiet policy so people will just be having phone calls and conversations
    >45 min advertisements that you paid $50 for

    They mention all of these but somehow they refuse to believe that this leads to the permanent death of cinema.

    Them saying that people will go if it is on streaming 3 months later rather than 2 weeks is dumb. Most people who go to the movies don't even know if/when it will be on streaming.

    Movie theaters dug their own graves with pricing, advertisements, and experience.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're millennials, you illiterate moron.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      first day?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jay BTFO by Simon Pegg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek, Jay finally catching some shit for just mindlessly parroting lies he saw on the front page of the internet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I tell people everything I read on Cinemaphile as gospel

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're just huffing their own farts at this point.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking last night about how these guys spent a good chunk of their SW Holiday Special video sitting on Ishtar and how much of a bomb it was, and in hindsight that it was kind of mean-spirited. Maybe because Ishtar isn't that bad (if you watched it) and that these goobers wish they could have made something half as good.

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