No fricking way, Black Widow was shit. Their taste isn't that bad. Even I hated Black Widow, and I actually liked Captain Marvel (the movie, not the character).
This two guys who have boring monotone voices at all times doing unfunny skits for an hour long review that take up about 10 to 5 minutes of the entire fricking review absolutely worse shit the only thing worse than that are their takes
The constant reviewing of Marvel movies attracting the reddit audience (while ignoring some of the last legitimate theater releases) combined with Mike's mental breakdown about TFA and Disney Wars doing exactly what he said in the Plinkett reviews.
About when they started only going to the cinema to review Marvel movies and actively rooted for theaters to go out of business. They act like it's such hard work to go to the movies.
But that's the only ones they bother to go see. They review MCU films for the engagement then they just review streaming series in the black void because they're too lazy to write skits and decorate sets.
Unlike all of the spastic autists ITT i do actually enjoy their sense of humor, and I will watch HITB for movies I have no intention of watching just for the skits/ the riffing at times. I think people just need to get over the notion that they will ever honestly review one of these bigtime Disney productions. It is 100% about keeping their engagement up, which I am fine with as long as that means they can keep making enjoyable shit with a slightly skeptical edge. Can't think of any other channel their size where one of the main hosts says they believe in Pedowood and get away with it, let alone riff fo about all the Hollywood producers who are raping kids for 5 minutes.
The fact they watch comic book garbage at all should be enough proof for anyone that they have some kind of secret deal with Disney. I don't let it get my panties all in a bunch, I just ignore any video they upload about about marvel/disneyshit because I know it is pure sponsored garbage.
Seriously the worst part is is that they ended up just relegating him to being some gay background character I see now why the actor immediately said I'm not ever coming back to Star Wars I honestly can't blame him
dropped them after tfa. never watched another video after that garbage. mike saying >It was everything I hoped it would be.
made me realize they don't get star wars and are shit reviewers. dropped
You said they liked the first episodes too but in the first 2 minutes Mike describes the show as having shit being smeared on his face. I wish you ESL morons stopped watching this shit since you clearly hate it so much but are unironically obsessed.
They genuinely like the show. It's not like people are misconstruing anything. All their years of criticizing corporate franchise slop is nullified by their support of this show
no it's more that newbies post Cinemaphile memes on twitter, often times directly at the people they are about
who do you think makes the screenshot threads?
They absolutely lurk here. Cinemaphile is responsible for doxing them and digging up their old internet postings. They've made a couple allusions to the IM DYING LAUREN shit too.
Isn't it so much more pathetic that they AREN'T paid by Disney? Disney doesn't give a shit about them or their opinions. Yet, all three of them are still paying for Disney's streaming service, going to the theatre and watching Disney's releases, and making free advertising for Disney on the internet.
Honestly, it's sad.
I'm sure they would pretend its just for views. It's all just business, but you know all of them would sit and watch whatever Disney puts out because that's genuinely who they are.
They can pretend they're better than that. That they're better than the audience that it was made for. But the truly pathetic thing is, they ARE the audience. They're just not intelligent or self-aware enough to realize it.
Look Bud look up the Spider-Man review in the first few minutes they immediately can't stop talking about Tom Holland Spider-Man and how much the other movies were great and how they marathoned the movies and then whenever somebody asks them to review Batman or they bring up Batman they just brush it immediately to the side
It's genuinely fricking sad. They got their start critiquing the prequels, so they can never, NEVER back down from ANYTHING they said about them, even the part where they recommended JJ Abrams direct the movies. Their Episode VII review was them gushing about it an hour after seeing it, without even thinking, so they doubled down on hating Rogue One, because they didn't want to seem like shills. Then the culture war hit The Last Jedi, and they were crippled from saying anything of meaning without being called nazis.
Yeah I never understood that Rogue one review because Rogue one honestly isn't that bad I thought it was better than every other sequel fricking movie and at least it's got balls to kill everybody
>he's probably only much more successful than I am, rather than exceedingly more successful than I am, what a fricking loser
t. below average white cuck
>What movie have you directed?
That only applies if you are a director, moron. I can criticize a meal at a restaurant even though I'm not a fricking chef.
>No experience in a field gives you more right to criticism
Both are equal, but you can't pull they "you do better" nonsense. Just because I don't like Gordon Ramsay's grilled cheese doesn't mean I can cook better than Gordon Ramsay.
>HITB
I don't get how anyone can watch this garbage >pick bad movies >early shots are of them watching movies looking bored and making dull comments >discussion panel where they describe movie >le stupid overreaction shots of them watching the movie when a "shockingly bad" scene is on >Rich starts acting like an autistic moron and throws a chair >back to the discussion panel everyone but Rich is completely wasted >discussion is worthless at this point
The end.
>Picard continues to ruin every character of Star Trek TNG while having bad over-the-top action and a moronic plot every single episode >"This is terrible." >Obi-Wan continues to ruin every character of OT Star Wars while having bad over-the-top action and a moronic plot every single episode >"This is fine."
arguably what's happened to trek is noticeably worse, as it is now indistinguishable from dumb hackneyed nonsense action scifi like andromeda, bsg, and star wars
> Star Trek is bad now because instead of being boring shit it's now action shit
Look star Trek was never really that good pal maybe for video games or something but as a show/movie come on Star Wars at least had great Comics before the House of Mouse
You could stand to be more honest, either about yourself, or the rapid paradigm shift of that IP from a beloved adventure into the self reflective unknown realm of civilizations set against the stars, to some utterly meaningless and forgettable punch the thing and shoot laser action jangley keys.
Did Picard do something as stupid as Obi-Wan leaving Darth Vader alive for a second time for no reason, letting him continue to be evil and kill innocents for years to come? Did Picard do something as stupid as Obi-Wan hiding Leia under a trenchcoat in order to sneak out of a packed Imperial hangar?
I don't mean these to be rhetorical questions, by the way. You can answer whether or not Picard did something just as stupid or even stupider.
Hard to really articulate how awful picard is if you don't have the background experience of having watched basically any other star trek show. I can tell you that I watched the first two episodes of kenobi at a party and we had a good time making fun of it. I tried watching the first two episodes of picard with some friends and every second was complete torture.
Come on, do you really thing Patrick Stewart has the inclination to waste his valuable time manipulating a stupid contraption that doesn't dispense alcohol, sea air, and motorboatable breasts?
>arguably what's happened to trek is noticeably worse
This.
> Star Trek is bad now because instead of being boring shit it's now action shit
Look star Trek was never really that good pal maybe for video games or something but as a show/movie come on Star Wars at least had great Comics before the House of Mouse
>Look star Trek was never really that good pal
Filtered
Because it opened more people's eyes to good Sci-Fi to action and fun in sci-fi something that wasn't really attempted unless you count Flash Gordon Star Trek has no fun there's no fun to be had there's no action and quite frankly it's gay
The problem is literally only IV and V are good movies everything else in the entire franchise sucked dicks. It's 40 fricking years since last time Star Wars was good.
this is what kills me about this strange stance they have towards Kenobi
It's like Picard in how bad it disrespects the entire universe.
Difference is that RLM don't care about Star Wars.
Because Mike and Rich never liked Star Wars. They were always Trekkies.
They were just titles the Kings of Star Wars by the internet for their reviews.
It is kinda like how James is the Angry Video Game Nerd when he in real life always preferred movies to games. It was Mike who got him into doing the Nerd reviews.
Let's be objective here, theres literally no reason to watch Rogue One except for the battle at the end. The rest of the movie is pretty dogshit. I felt the same way for Attack of the Clones too.
>mikes theory about lightsabers being heavy
such a moron take but at the same time wish shit had more weight and was treated like plasma and not light more often.
It's debunked by basic knowledge of filmmaking. The phrase "saved in the editing" is inherently redundant because every fricking movie is "saved" in the edit, you don't slap together every take you have in sequence without a good three-quarters of the whole process being tinkering and refining
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Anonymous
this is how you know a filmlet. what the frick do you think a movie looks like before editing? they had literally thousands of hours of content shot for the LOTR movies, hundreds useable. the entire job of an editor is to make something coherent, flowing and pacey from that jumbled mess. every movie is saved in editing, and george was hands on with editing star wars
Every fricking movie is made through editing, his wife was a very talented editor and he directed her well. This doesn't imply "saving" at all, just that the first rough cut was bad.
That Nerdonymous guy really just came out of nowhere, dropped three of the best Star Wars videos on YouTube, then vanished
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine if youtubers only uploaded a video when they had something well thought out and important enough to say. that would go against the idea of "content creator" though, otherwise what the hell am I going to do for 3 minutes while I take a shit, just sit in silence with my thoughts???
2 years ago
Anonymous
It has way more to do with monetization than wanting to provide ASMR content. Somebody should make a plugin that automatically filters queries on google sites to only include content from before 2015.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn't say it was to provide asmr. It is entirely about making money and the ego stroking of their community and "takes" on current events
2 years ago
Anonymous
The reason I enjoy RLM is that besides their blatant shill videos (which I just skip) they aren't at all interested in fitting in with contemporary overton windows on social media, and their rate of content production isn't so excessive that you need to wade through churned out garbage made to resemble a real video just to find their good shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He saw something that pissed him off and wasn't in it for the money
this is how you know a filmlet. what the frick do you think a movie looks like before editing? they had literally thousands of hours of content shot for the LOTR movies, hundreds useable. the entire job of an editor is to make something coherent, flowing and pacey from that jumbled mess. every movie is saved in editing, and george was hands on with editing star wars
This. Lots of revisionist history coming lately about Gary Kurtz being the "true genius" and people saying "Star Wars was saved in the editing room!"
Yes, it was saved in the editing room. By George Lucas who noticed that they were not editing his movie the way he had instructed. Thus he fired them and hired his wife and his best friend's editor.
He said that? For frick's sake. It's been 7 years since TFA came out and that's *still* the main defense Disney SW defenders use.
Every time something moronic in the plot or in the action happens in new Star Wars, they call Star Wars moronic.
They found it mediocre and Mike thought it was mostly bad. They hated Rise of Skywalker. And now they're praising Obi Wan even though it's hardly better.
>They found it mediocre and Mike thought it was mostly bad. They hated Rise of Skywalker. And now they're praising Obi Wan even though it's hardly better.
Obi-Wan is way way way better than Rise of Skywalker and somewhat better than TLJ, plus it doesn't utterly kill Star Wars. The only truly bad thing about it is the contrived writing, particularly around Reva who gets left for dead by Vader, conveniently finds evidence that Vader has a son, then teleports to Tattooine.
They didn't love TLJ. They didn't hate it either, but they said it was messy and acknowledged that it left the series with nowhere to go but more shameless rehashing (which was prophetic).
I don't get his autism about "nothing they do matters, if there's an infinite number of them." I'm pretty sure the characters would think they matter, in their own universe.
All these characters in different universes don't interact with each other. And the mirror universe has existed in Trek since TOS and was used again in DS9. Mike literally thinks that if Picard dies in the main TNG universe it doesn't matter because he doesn't die another an alt TNG universe.
>"We like Obi-Wan because it looks cheap and and reserved" >25 million dollar budget per episode and having force users do the Disney ST bullshit of making force users on the level of DBZ telekinesis
Every time in history RLM defended Disney Wars they contradicted their own standards of storytelling and action.
>have a bunch of fans >making loadsamoney >given the opportunity to make whatever film you want >poorly make an ironic piece of shit because you can't create anything genuine due to being terrified of criticism >completely ironic because you're allegedly film critics
I fricking loved the show. After the genocide which was Episodes 7, 8, 9 I swore off star wars, they destroyed the franchise of my childhood. I didn't watch any shows, or spin off movies. But this shit right here brought me back. I fricking loved it and I don't care if you post a basedjak in response to me. It just goes to show how royally they fricked up the universe in 7,8,9.
>Do these hacks even watch what they're discussing? They're the children of the chosen one.
Not only that, but in RotJ Obi-Wan says that the Emperor knew that if Anakin had any offspring, they would be a threat to him. So it's not just the prequels.
The last remaining trekkies who will jack off red letter media because they enjoy bad boring content will never admit to that. That said anybody who actually likes Star Wars will have known red letter media has always been shit since their Phantom Menace review
>Rich liked Reva's "redemption" at the end
WTF?!
Everybody knows that Obi-Wan should have killed her. It made no sense that Obi-Way was telling her that "she did good", we saw her kill jedis and innocent people.
>1.The Last Jedi >2.The Force Awakens >3. The Mandalorian S1 >4. Rogue One >5. Solo: A Star Wars Story >6. The Mandalorian S2
*Didn't bother to watch anything below this line, rating based on gut instinct* >7. Obi-Wan Kenobi >8. The Rise of Skywalker >9. The Book of Boba Fett
>1.Rogue One
*Didn't bother to watch anything below this line, rating based on gut instinct >3.The Force Awakens >4. The Mandalorian S1 >5. Solo: A Star Wars Story >6. The Mandalorian S2 >7. Obi-Wan Kenobi >8. The Rise of Skywalker >9. The Book of Boba Fett
>He has a brief moment where he thinks about killing Kylo Ren
He literally stands over him while he sleeps, ignites his lightsaber and raises it. Only a complete mongoloid would conflate this with a brief bad thought.
>still crediting Kershner over Lucas for Empire's success >completely missing Lucas's hands on approach when Empire and Return were filming
These guys are literally the most dumb, uninformed homosexuals on the internet. Stick with Space Cop instead of YouTube film "criticism"
What is?
The fact that for RLM anything good in Star Wars = not Lucas and anything bad = all Lucas even when talking about a Disney+ show? These guys are obsessed with George to an unhealthy extent.
In a perfect world, there would be extended edition Plinkett reviews of The Dark Knight Rises, Jurassic World, and The Rise Of Skywalker. Those are each perfect for that style of analysis, where you can contrast with other movies in the franchise. You could literally talk for days about all the little way in which each of those movies are unbelievably idiotic and destroy everything about their respective franchises. And to date, there has been complete DEAFENING silence from these fricks. I'm pretty sure they even LIKED Jurassic World!
Mike Stoklasa could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue shoot someone and he wouldn't lose any Patreon supporters.
He should at least do episode 9. There is unfinished business here and they know. It's not like there is a shortage of material to work with. TFA and TLJ are unpleasant and irritating for political and messaging reasons, but they were at least coherent and competently shot and edited. RoS is a disaster on par with the prequels where literally nothing makes sense, every single last detail is pants-on-head moronic. Everything Plinket said about the prequels applies to it. It is a real shame Mike won't use this golden opportunity to turn things around and end the Plinkett legacy in a high note.
Better than NOTHING. Cowards. Mike really needs to realize that his fans would absolutely forgive him if he could just admit he was wrong for once. Same thing happened with Trey Parker after Trump won and his stripper wife with the black son left him back-to-back. I don't think he really cared about the politics so much, but he couldn't handle that he had gotten something wrong, so he proceeded to just double down and lash out and alienate fans with the tegridy shit. A simple show of humility is all it would take to get all of that goodwill back. But some people are simply incapable of that.
There have been a couple ok ones here and there, but the overall tone has shifted to be very defensive. It's not a reaction to Trump. It's a reaction to the show's own audience. Again, I'm only using this as an example of how Mike is becoming defensive against his old audience. It happens a lot online these days. You have fans. These are the people who have supported you and carried you this far. And when you make a single mistake and they call you out on it, you insult their intelligence, ignore them, and double down until you spiral into obscurity. Look at what idubbbz did with his fans.
Anon. Apologizing the last thing you do. Even if you do the most horrible thing on the planet, you never apologize. People will tear you apart if you apologize.
The only ones you ask for forgiveness from are Jesus, God, and yourself.
Because they are the only ones that will truly forgive you.
>you crippled star wars
star wars was thriving after the prequels. when george sold out it was still in great shape. it was in even better shape then the time between the ot and the pt despite being years after rots released.
i dont fricking care how much money it was making, star wars was a joke after the prequels, only children who grew up with he shit liked it or the absolute lowest of the low
So you mean just all the people who watched Star Wars in the 70s. Star Wars was always for children, except now, it is made exclusively by Yensid for manchildren like you who hate the Prequels.
Yeah and now they're moronic man children who liked the original trilogy more are the same people whose will continue to go to the sequel movies and kill the fricking franchise thanks idiot
>wah you didnt like georges garbage so now you are responsible for disneys garbage
ok
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes it's that fricking simple you moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
im sorry anon for all of it
2 years ago
Anonymous
how? i dont like the prequels and i thought tfa was though most uninspired shit ever made, are you prequel lovers serious? you sound like a bunch of kids who were bullied
2 years ago
Anonymous
There were two, maybe three good movies made with the STAR WARS brand. That's all you will ever get. Accept it.
>you crippled star wars
Holy shit you can't actually be this moronic right it was under George Lucas in the first place Star Wars flourished we had the Clone Wars we had the Clone Wars 2003 we had the prequel trilogy we had the sequel Trilogy we had all of Legends all of the best video games including Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2 the Force Unleashed so on and so forth we were almost about to have Star Wars Battlefront 3 he sold it to these rapists because off Mike and Jay and red letter media the same idiots who believed jj-abrams could make a great Star Wars and believing that well since most of the fans don't like what I do I guess I should give it up it's because of him Star Wars was its own brand completely owned by the Creator and completely or almost the Creator's vision meanwhile redlettermedia is greatest creators vision is space cop George Lucas should be directing movies Mike J and Rich Evans should be directing people to their seats
fricking wah, shut up, no one cares, star wars was always dumb fun, prequels were moronic and boring, and sequels were souless and embarrassing, grow up
>Prequels are boring >I FRICKING LOVE ENDOR!!!!!!1!!1!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's projecting again
And yes, the prequels are pretty dull, but there are some good things in it. Like a penny buried in a pile of shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
the irony is that most people who liked the originals dont like endor, in fact most people who like the originals like them casually and will callout the hills of stupid shit in them, but prequel gays are so sensitive
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's because the Prequels are actual masterpieces, unlike the OT
cultist? i dont even like new hope homosexual, only good star wars movie was empire, but at least the originals were decent, every new movie got worse and worse with maybe the exception of revenge i guess
fricking wah, shut up, no one cares, star wars was always dumb fun, prequels were moronic and boring, and sequels were souless and embarrassing, grow up
>Mike goes on about how random people without the force could decimate stormtroopers with a lightsaber by just chopping them up and you don't need the force to be able to deflect lasers
Is this what becoming old is like? Your standards just deteriorate to the point where you're loving the same crap you used to make fun of as a young man. It's happening to my dad too, he used to have taste but just watches whatever he sees first on Netflix.
deep
Jay is so fricking smart.
hey I think its this one with all the fricking people in it
Didn't they also like black widow
no
yes
>Didn't they also like black widow
No fricking way, Black Widow was shit. Their taste isn't that bad. Even I hated Black Widow, and I actually liked Captain Marvel (the movie, not the character).
If you could actually see her feet properly during that barefoot scene it’d’be kino. At least they made sure to give us good Wanda feet in MOM(my)
You watch the entire movie for the feet scenes? Or it's just a plus for you
It’s a feeture
Sir sir you have a call
it's sad to know that these guys won't be with us much longer 🙁
>Reva is a better character anyone in the prequels
jfc George has mentally crippled them.
When did RLM stop being good? Can we pinpoint a single video of theirs where they fell off like we can with The Simpsons?
Is Shatner at fault?
like 2015-2016
2009 when they uploaded The Phantom Menace review
when they made a patreon
TFA and R1 reviews. That's where they went full moron.
They were never good
Wrong, they keep getting better.
it has been years now. they stopped using schlock and unironically like dogshit mainstream popcorn flicks now
when they fake killed off their repair men personalities and stopped caring about the plot in HitB
>when they fake killed off their repair men personalities and stopped caring about the plot in HitB
Skits are gay
This two guys who have boring monotone voices at all times doing unfunny skits for an hour long review that take up about 10 to 5 minutes of the entire fricking review absolutely worse shit the only thing worse than that are their takes
When they started using a CGI Mike because the real one died from covid
The constant reviewing of Marvel movies attracting the reddit audience (while ignoring some of the last legitimate theater releases) combined with Mike's mental breakdown about TFA and Disney Wars doing exactly what he said in the Plinkett reviews.
At some point Star Trek Discovery and Picard killed whatever was left of Mikes soul and evidently Jay and Rich can't carry the channel
When they uploaded an hour of white noise instead of their Jurassic World review and got a YouTube strike for it.
Didn't they also get a strike for doing the same for a Transformers review?
They were on a downward trend already but when covid hit their quality took a nose dive
About when they started only going to the cinema to review Marvel movies and actively rooted for theaters to go out of business. They act like it's such hard work to go to the movies.
It is when you're going to watch marvel movies
But that's the only ones they bother to go see. They review MCU films for the engagement then they just review streaming series in the black void because they're too lazy to write skits and decorate sets.
Unlike all of the spastic autists ITT i do actually enjoy their sense of humor, and I will watch HITB for movies I have no intention of watching just for the skits/ the riffing at times. I think people just need to get over the notion that they will ever honestly review one of these bigtime Disney productions. It is 100% about keeping their engagement up, which I am fine with as long as that means they can keep making enjoyable shit with a slightly skeptical edge. Can't think of any other channel their size where one of the main hosts says they believe in Pedowood and get away with it, let alone riff fo about all the Hollywood producers who are raping kids for 5 minutes.
The fact they watch comic book garbage at all should be enough proof for anyone that they have some kind of secret deal with Disney. I don't let it get my panties all in a bunch, I just ignore any video they upload about about marvel/disneyshit because I know it is pure sponsored garbage.
daisy ridley was charismatic as frick
>Woman
>Charismatic
Charismatic
As
Hell
They were never good.
They were always hacks, but I remember being officially done with them during after the ninja turtles review
2015 was their litmus test for a sense of quality. Their reviews of TFA and JW were indicative.
Finn should have been the Jedi
>Is it better to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
He should have been though, what a gay waste of his character.
Seriously the worst part is is that they ended up just relegating him to being some gay background character I see now why the actor immediately said I'm not ever coming back to Star Wars I honestly can't blame him
>Droid please
I don't agree, but that would at least be better than the nothing character he became.
If not him who and how would you fix Rey and kylo let's just assume you can't say bring back all legends Canon
TFA broke them
It exposed them as the hack frauds they were and they never recovered
dropped them after tfa. never watched another video after that garbage. mike saying
>It was everything I hoped it would be.
made me realize they don't get star wars and are shit reviewers. dropped
That was his knee-jerk reaction after the laughably bad prequels. He liked it less in retrospect
It's still good
>NOOO THEY DONT SHARE MY OPINIONS
I watch them for entertainment and they entertain.
This is exactly the kind of brainless consumer logic that leads people to enjoy Obi Wan Kenobi
you're posting on Cinemaphile, fren
Ah, yes, Cinemaphile, no greater hive of consumerism and sociably accepted opinions
more like a bunch tryhard contrarians
>they had to defend themselves from accusations of Disney shilling
Disney shills confirmed
IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like we need another 8 hour response video to teach these hack frauds a lesson
>Mike shits on the space battle from Rogue One
>praises the badly shot slow Star Destroyer car chase in Kenobi
Oh come on...
I'm sure the original movie script was fine but you can tell they padded it out like fricking crazy to get six episodes out of it.
so is it covid that made disney change obi wan to miniseries?
Solo
lmao movie so bad that it forced disney to shelves all the spinoff plans into their streaming service
Moreover tlj reaction
aren't they doing a spin off based on that directed by taika cohen?
Yikes.
You said they liked the first episodes too but in the first 2 minutes Mike describes the show as having shit being smeared on his face. I wish you ESL morons stopped watching this shit since you clearly hate it so much but are unironically obsessed.
They genuinely like the show. It's not like people are misconstruing anything. All their years of criticizing corporate franchise slop is nullified by their support of this show
>They genuinely like the show.
Mike calls it a guilty pleasure because he knows it sucks. That's not "genuinely" liking it, genius.
Take a shot everytime they say use phrase "lil character moment"
no
I'd be shitfaced in 10 minutes
holy shit this is awful
These guys are just contrarian fricks. Now it’s becoming popular to hate on SW and Disney shit, these frickers are suddenly defending it.
Every RLM review ever:
>Fat Balding Guy: "This show/movie was bad. *Fake giggle*. It was so bad and dumb!"
>Beta Male with Mustache: "Here are all of the nitpicky things that I thought were dumb! Nothing made sense to me because it's all dumb!"
> Fat Balding Guy: *Long winded fake giggle*
>Old double chin guy: "Now this scene was particularly interesting because of how dumb I thought it all was!"
What kind of a fairy homosexual ass redditors would watch these clowns videos?
Obviously you do if you've watched every one of their episodes.
Bazinga! Great retort my fellow RLM fan! Remember to like and subcribe!
Be sure to screencap this for your subreddit.
It's completely unforgivable for anyone to like this show in any regard.
Both Obi Wan and RLM.
NOOOOOOOOOO BROS WE GOT TOO wienerY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW
>peer pressure broke Jay enough that he agrees with Mike and Rich now
Absolutely spineless. To think he had potential to become /ourguy/
>that is something people said, that we're disney paid shills
jay confirmed to lurk here. he probably starts threads too.
time isn't fair
>Time
That's food
how is it confirmed shills word arent Cinemaphile lingo you dumb moron
>jay confirmed to lurk here.
100% no one else actually believes except schizos here.
hay, if you're reading this i want to suck your dick
no it's more that newbies post Cinemaphile memes on twitter, often times directly at the people they are about
who do you think makes the screenshot threads?
They absolutely lurk here. Cinemaphile is responsible for doxing them and digging up their old internet postings. They've made a couple allusions to the IM DYING LAUREN shit too.
Isn't it so much more pathetic that they AREN'T paid by Disney? Disney doesn't give a shit about them or their opinions. Yet, all three of them are still paying for Disney's streaming service, going to the theatre and watching Disney's releases, and making free advertising for Disney on the internet.
Honestly, it's sad.
I'm sure they would pretend its just for views. It's all just business, but you know all of them would sit and watch whatever Disney puts out because that's genuinely who they are.
They can pretend they're better than that. That they're better than the audience that it was made for. But the truly pathetic thing is, they ARE the audience. They're just not intelligent or self-aware enough to realize it.
Look Bud look up the Spider-Man review in the first few minutes they immediately can't stop talking about Tom Holland Spider-Man and how much the other movies were great and how they marathoned the movies and then whenever somebody asks them to review Batman or they bring up Batman they just brush it immediately to the side
>Disney Wars review
>it's another "Lucas Man Bad"
Neato put me in the screencap
It's genuinely fricking sad. They got their start critiquing the prequels, so they can never, NEVER back down from ANYTHING they said about them, even the part where they recommended JJ Abrams direct the movies. Their Episode VII review was them gushing about it an hour after seeing it, without even thinking, so they doubled down on hating Rogue One, because they didn't want to seem like shills. Then the culture war hit The Last Jedi, and they were crippled from saying anything of meaning without being called nazis.
Yeah I never understood that Rogue one review because Rogue one honestly isn't that bad I thought it was better than every other sequel fricking movie and at least it's got balls to kill everybody
>it had the balls to kill characters that have no mentions anywhere else
They didn't kill Han Solo at the end of the original trilogy and instead added in the whole subplot about the shield generator on Endor and Ewok shit
The only thing that's genuinely fricking sad is that you care that much about what a bunch of schmo's on the internet think.
This show sucked but I really liked that last scene with Darth Vader and Obi Wan
How long until people start parroting their opinion like it’s their own unique take
Me too. Didn’t make up for the rest of it though
#metoo
What will EFAP have to say about this?
I'm not gonna listen to their 8 hour podcast and sift through all their off topic tangents to find out.
>"George Lucas is bad at writing and directing actors" - writer and director of Space Cop
counter point, mike is a millionaire, and you're not
Yet he's still an ugly fat frick, and also probably not actually a millionare
I don't see you owning your own studio company, securing a space, equipment, assets, and employees.
Wait...you're saying Mike "owns" Rich and Jay?
>he's probably only much more successful than I am, rather than exceedingly more successful than I am, what a fricking loser
t. below average white cuck
If one wasn't allowed to criticize others based on their own shortcomings then you wouldn't be here. What movie have you directed?
You probably haven't seen it but I'll tell you the main star is your mom
>What movie have you directed?
Back Door bawds 9
>What movie have you directed?
That only applies if you are a director, moron. I can criticize a meal at a restaurant even though I'm not a fricking chef.
>No experience in a field gives you more right to criticism than any experience in it does
Sound logic, moron
>No experience in a field gives you more right to criticism
Both are equal, but you can't pull they "you do better" nonsense. Just because I don't like Gordon Ramsay's grilled cheese doesn't mean I can cook better than Gordon Ramsay.
No, you can criticize; that's exactly my point. The only thing you're in the wrong for is saying they can't. You're doing my job for me
>The only thing you're in the wrong for is saying they can't.
When did I ever say that? All opinions are welcome. Whether you direct movies or not.
>"George Lucas is bad at writing and directing actors" - writer and director of Space Cop
What did he mean by this?
Anger breeds jealousy
>>"George Lucas is bad at writing and directing actors" - writer and director of Space Cop
Wasn't me moron.
he still thinks he's smarter then fricking Lucas
Stop shitposting with my oshi
If it ain't BotW or HITB I ain't watching. Re:View is particularly bad cause it's humorless
>HITB
I don't get how anyone can watch this garbage
>pick bad movies
>early shots are of them watching movies looking bored and making dull comments
>discussion panel where they describe movie
>le stupid overreaction shots of them watching the movie when a "shockingly bad" scene is on
>Rich starts acting like an autistic moron and throws a chair
>back to the discussion panel everyone but Rich is completely wasted
>discussion is worthless at this point
The end.
You described kino?
>based Critical Drinker btfo RLMtards yet again
at least there's one person in this world reminding us that jocks exist
The guy who loved No Way Home and Everything Everywhere All At Once? He's a redditor in disguise
>The guy who loved No Way Home
So did Mike
yes Mike is also a redditor
Slurring words is funny. Internet man is funny. Ha ha.
Picard really destroyed them.
They're just complete consoomers now after years of mediocre junk food remakes and sequels. Enjoy Big Bang Theory and BlueChew
Kaley cuoco’s Feet make my pp hard so I don’t need the bluechew thanks. More
Big Bang theory plees
>Picard continues to ruin every character of Star Trek TNG while having bad over-the-top action and a moronic plot every single episode
>"This is terrible."
>Obi-Wan continues to ruin every character of OT Star Wars while having bad over-the-top action and a moronic plot every single episode
>"This is fine."
>Star Wars is bad so you shouldn't care what happens to it
>Star Trek is good so you should be mad when paramount ruins it
BASED
arguably what's happened to trek is noticeably worse, as it is now indistinguishable from dumb hackneyed nonsense action scifi like andromeda, bsg, and star wars
> Star Trek is bad now because instead of being boring shit it's now action shit
Look star Trek was never really that good pal maybe for video games or something but as a show/movie come on Star Wars at least had great Comics before the House of Mouse
You could stand to be more honest, either about yourself, or the rapid paradigm shift of that IP from a beloved adventure into the self reflective unknown realm of civilizations set against the stars, to some utterly meaningless and forgettable punch the thing and shoot laser action jangley keys.
Did Picard do something as stupid as Obi-Wan leaving Darth Vader alive for a second time for no reason, letting him continue to be evil and kill innocents for years to come? Did Picard do something as stupid as Obi-Wan hiding Leia under a trenchcoat in order to sneak out of a packed Imperial hangar?
I don't mean these to be rhetorical questions, by the way. You can answer whether or not Picard did something just as stupid or even stupider.
It did far worse things and I didn't even finish it.
Hard to really articulate how awful picard is if you don't have the background experience of having watched basically any other star trek show. I can tell you that I watched the first two episodes of kenobi at a party and we had a good time making fun of it. I tried watching the first two episodes of picard with some friends and every second was complete torture.
No it didn't, Picard season 2 was fine. Mike just has bad taste.
Patrick wtf you doing here?
Come on, do you really thing Patrick Stewart has the inclination to waste his valuable time manipulating a stupid contraption that doesn't dispense alcohol, sea air, and motorboatable breasts?
>arguably what's happened to trek is noticeably worse
This.
>Look star Trek was never really that good pal
Filtered
SW was always a dumb action franchise people took too seriously and created a fricking religion around it.
Because it opened more people's eyes to good Sci-Fi to action and fun in sci-fi something that wasn't really attempted unless you count Flash Gordon Star Trek has no fun there's no fun to be had there's no action and quite frankly it's gay
The problem is literally only IV and V are good movies everything else in the entire franchise sucked dicks. It's 40 fricking years since last time Star Wars was good.
Wrong try 20
PT was trash frick off.
The worst part is morons like you will say the prequel trilogy sucks because you've been forced to listen to propaganda reinforcing it for 20 years
>Black person twitter meme
fr fr ong prequels be bussin sheeeeeeeeesh
(you)
Go back.
this is what kills me about this strange stance they have towards Kenobi
It's like Picard in how bad it disrespects the entire universe.
Difference is that RLM don't care about Star Wars.
They were never Star Wars fans. Every SW fan hated TFA and liked Rogue One they were the exact opposite.
Rogue one was dogshit and only morons liked it though
it was ok, no worse than this shit
Because Mike and Rich never liked Star Wars. They were always Trekkies.
They were just titles the Kings of Star Wars by the internet for their reviews.
It is kinda like how James is the Angry Video Game Nerd when he in real life always preferred movies to games. It was Mike who got him into doing the Nerd reviews.
The same homosexuals that like SOLO, Star Trek: Into Darkness, TFA, and the nuSpider-Man movies likes Kenobi? You don't say.
They hated Into Darkness
>They hated Into Darkness
Mike literally said "it was a fun ride" in the Into Darkness Half in the Bag.
They hated Into Darkness
>They hated Into Darkness
Mike said it was a "fun ride". He liked it you dumb tard. He also like Trek 09 and Beyond.
Mouse Money Talks hence why they refuse to review Batman but will suck every inch of Spider-Man dick they can
RLM hates SW so of course they'll like Disney Wars stuff that shits all over the OT and more importantly for them the PT.
Those morons are just sad broken men at this point.
>Shits on Kino One
>Likes Obb-Wan Shit
what does this mean?
Let's be objective here, theres literally no reason to watch Rogue One except for the battle at the end. The rest of the movie is pretty dogshit. I felt the same way for Attack of the Clones too.
But at least it had a good end battle, the end of Obi-Wan is dogshit
Yeah it was a good end battle, i'll give it that. That was maybe the only quality thing Disney did with the franchise.
>I felt the same way for Attack of the Clones too.
And that's why you suck dick pal
>mikes theory about lightsabers being heavy
such a moron take but at the same time wish shit had more weight and was treated like plasma and not light more often.
Black person can you not read the catalogue?
you're as dumb as Mike
Why does Jay keep saying that Star Wars was a cheap movie from the 70s? Doesn't he know that it was expensive to make?
Trying to discredit George's legacy and imply it was only accidently good
It literally was saved in the editing. And the prequels always sucked you moron homosexual manchild.
t. gen alpha
>It literally was saved in the editing.
we're still parroting this? it's such a moronic statement that has been thoroughly debunked besides
>has been thoroughly debunked
Come on do it one more time
Please show me the debunking.
prove that it was "saved in the editing" whatever that means
It's debunked by basic knowledge of filmmaking. The phrase "saved in the editing" is inherently redundant because every fricking movie is "saved" in the edit, you don't slap together every take you have in sequence without a good three-quarters of the whole process being tinkering and refining
I thought this was just common knowledge
Every fricking movie is made through editing, his wife was a very talented editor and he directed her well. This doesn't imply "saving" at all, just that the first rough cut was bad.
I'll just leave this here 😉
That Nerdonymous guy really just came out of nowhere, dropped three of the best Star Wars videos on YouTube, then vanished
Imagine if youtubers only uploaded a video when they had something well thought out and important enough to say. that would go against the idea of "content creator" though, otherwise what the hell am I going to do for 3 minutes while I take a shit, just sit in silence with my thoughts???
It has way more to do with monetization than wanting to provide ASMR content. Somebody should make a plugin that automatically filters queries on google sites to only include content from before 2015.
I didn't say it was to provide asmr. It is entirely about making money and the ego stroking of their community and "takes" on current events
The reason I enjoy RLM is that besides their blatant shill videos (which I just skip) they aren't at all interested in fitting in with contemporary overton windows on social media, and their rate of content production isn't so excessive that you need to wade through churned out garbage made to resemble a real video just to find their good shit.
He saw something that pissed him off and wasn't in it for the money
this dumb boomer meme has been deboonked many many times
George oversaw all the editing personally
Quit making up lies Yidsney troony
you into History Revisionism now, George?
this is how you know a filmlet. what the frick do you think a movie looks like before editing? they had literally thousands of hours of content shot for the LOTR movies, hundreds useable. the entire job of an editor is to make something coherent, flowing and pacey from that jumbled mess. every movie is saved in editing, and george was hands on with editing star wars
New Hope was a complete disaster that almost destroyed Lucas mentally until editors saved it.
>New Hope was a complete disaster that almost destroyed Lucas mentally until editors saved it.
nah it went from a B movie that would have been a cult classic to a genuine classic
Watch any documentary about making A New Hope.
Which ones?
prequel haters love to misquote facts about the OT
Kasdin was told directly by George what to do, they have no idea what they are talking about
Exactly. I'm actually surprised that they haven't brought up the "Lucas' wife saved Star Wars" nonsense yet.
This. Lots of revisionist history coming lately about Gary Kurtz being the "true genius" and people saying "Star Wars was saved in the editing room!"
Yes, it was saved in the editing room. By George Lucas who noticed that they were not editing his movie the way he had instructed. Thus he fired them and hired his wife and his best friend's editor.
He said that? For frick's sake. It's been 7 years since TFA came out and that's *still* the main defense Disney SW defenders use.
Every time something moronic in the plot or in the action happens in new Star Wars, they call Star Wars moronic.
Well, RLM loved TFA and TLJ.
Did they love TLJ? I never watched the review but in their Rise of Skywalker review they seemed pretty negative on it.
They were saying that retroactively but even then they were bashing the prequels instead of literally any other sequel movie
Jay thought that Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell.
They found it mediocre and Mike thought it was mostly bad. They hated Rise of Skywalker. And now they're praising Obi Wan even though it's hardly better.
>They found it mediocre and Mike thought it was mostly bad. They hated Rise of Skywalker. And now they're praising Obi Wan even though it's hardly better.
Obi-Wan is way way way better than Rise of Skywalker and somewhat better than TLJ, plus it doesn't utterly kill Star Wars. The only truly bad thing about it is the contrived writing, particularly around Reva who gets left for dead by Vader, conveniently finds evidence that Vader has a son, then teleports to Tattooine.
Jay unironically calls the fans "manbabies" for not liking what Rian did to Luke.
Jay's taste is highly suspect, given that he sucks off garbage B-horror movies all the time
They didn't love TLJ. They didn't hate it either, but they said it was messy and acknowledged that it left the series with nowhere to go but more shameless rehashing (which was prophetic).
Their opinion was initially kind of neutral but turned negative as evidenced whenever they referenced it in other videos.
They've always had shit opinions. Mike hates "Parallels" from TNG, which is universally considered a solid episode.
I don't get his autism about "nothing they do matters, if there's an infinite number of them." I'm pretty sure the characters would think they matter, in their own universe.
All these characters in different universes don't interact with each other. And the mirror universe has existed in Trek since TOS and was used again in DS9. Mike literally thinks that if Picard dies in the main TNG universe it doesn't matter because he doesn't die another an alt TNG universe.
Doubt, Mike and Rich constantly dicksuck everything about TNG.
>"We like Obi-Wan because it looks cheap and and reserved"
>25 million dollar budget per episode and having force users do the Disney ST bullshit of making force users on the level of DBZ telekinesis
Every time in history RLM defended Disney Wars they contradicted their own standards of storytelling and action.
Still looks cheap
>Mike has a great idea about lightsabers being hard to wield for the uninitiated
>it's actually the story of the Darksaber from Mando
...does Mike legitimately have dementia? Just his speech pattern and how he slurs his words...
Alcoholism has damaged his brain.
He is also like forty years old and already losing his memory.
>these guys are fricking stupid! Let me listen to their opinion for 50 minutes
have a nice day all of you
these guys are not stupid
>proceeds to watch every episode
I hope you all have a wonderful life
Where's the contradiction?
Mike: How do you say his name?
10 mins later
Mike: How do you say his name?
13 mins later: How do you say his name?
>have a bunch of fans
>making loadsamoney
>given the opportunity to make whatever film you want
>poorly make an ironic piece of shit because you can't create anything genuine due to being terrified of criticism
>completely ironic because you're allegedly film critics
Take a shot every time they mention the fricking prequels holy frick you'd die
Its almost like its all based on the prequels or something
I fricking loved the show. After the genocide which was Episodes 7, 8, 9 I swore off star wars, they destroyed the franchise of my childhood. I didn't watch any shows, or spin off movies. But this shit right here brought me back. I fricking loved it and I don't care if you post a basedjak in response to me. It just goes to show how royally they fricked up the universe in 7,8,9.
enjoy what you like friend, it's not a problem if you do
It's a problem if you're supporting Disney FRICK NU-STAR WARS none of this shit is canon
I wish you would support disney wars, I need it bounced back to 200 a share so I can finally sell off my equity
>t. Average Wars gays
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You dont wanna know what the average Trek troony looks like.
>average Trek troony
I think you mean Trek Chad
It's not okay to like garbage.
You're a pathetic loser with terrible taste and I bet you're ugly too.
>what makes Luke and Leia so special?
Do these hacks even watch what they're discussing? They're the children of the chosen one.
They've never cared about Star Wars and their whole entire prequel reviews were just made to encourage rage bait
Anakin brought balance for like 30 years lmao nice prophecy
>Do these hacks even watch what they're discussing? They're the children of the chosen one.
Not only that, but in RotJ Obi-Wan says that the Emperor knew that if Anakin had any offspring, they would be a threat to him. So it's not just the prequels.
>This is the most I've liked Star Wars in the last 35 years
You never liked Star Wars you fat frick
Can we stop pretending Red Letter Media is good now?
The last remaining trekkies who will jack off red letter media because they enjoy bad boring content will never admit to that. That said anybody who actually likes Star Wars will have known red letter media has always been shit since their Phantom Menace review
>has always been shit since their Phantom Menace review
RLM mindbroke you all these years
>RLM mindbroke you all these years
Nice try rich and Mike
Nice Selfie exactly what I expected from a Lucas dick rider
anyone who does that will get memed on at this point
>This is the most I've liked Star Wars in the last 35 years
Their reputation is in shambles.
Mike is so desperate to blame everything bad in Star Wars on Lucas no matter if Lucas made the media or not.
Making the media doesn't stop you from ruining it
Unpopular opinion I liked it better than the Mandalorian
>Rich liked Reva's "redemption" at the end
WTF?!
Everybody knows that Obi-Wan should have killed her. It made no sense that Obi-Way was telling her that "she did good", we saw her kill jedis and innocent people.
He didn't even kill Vader, why would he kill her?
Definitive NuWars ranking.
>1.The Last Jedi
>2.The Force Awakens
>3. The Mandalorian S1
>4. Rogue One
>5. Solo: A Star Wars Story
>6. The Mandalorian S2
*Didn't bother to watch anything below this line, rating based on gut instinct*
>7. Obi-Wan Kenobi
>8. The Rise of Skywalker
>9. The Book of Boba Fett
>1.Rogue One
*Didn't bother to watch anything below this line, rating based on gut instinct
>3.The Force Awakens
>4. The Mandalorian S1
>5. Solo: A Star Wars Story
>6. The Mandalorian S2
>7. Obi-Wan Kenobi
>8. The Rise of Skywalker
>9. The Book of Boba Fett
Solo is good and took the hit meant for TRos due to Last Jedi
Solo was better than rouge one
Rogue one is bad and last Jedi was better
This is pretty accurate just put the disclaimer on top tho
>Jay would actually give another season of Kenobi a chance
What peer pressure do to a mofo
Jay needs to get away from these morons.
Anon, they're all like that at RLM.
The should review Strange New Worlds already.
This. I need it ASAP. Star Wars is just a distraction from the actual fun shit to make fun of.
>make fun of.
SNW is great though.
>The Obi Wan show is hollow because of the the Prequels
>Not because of Disney
>No we're not paid by Disney!!!
lmfao hack frauds
>He has a brief moment where he thinks about killing Kylo Ren
He literally stands over him while he sleeps, ignites his lightsaber and raises it. Only a complete mongoloid would conflate this with a brief bad thought.
>still crediting Kershner over Lucas for Empire's success
>completely missing Lucas's hands on approach when Empire and Return were filming
These guys are literally the most dumb, uninformed homosexuals on the internet. Stick with Space Cop instead of YouTube film "criticism"
this is such a weird hill to die on.
What is?
The fact that for RLM anything good in Star Wars = not Lucas and anything bad = all Lucas even when talking about a Disney+ show? These guys are obsessed with George to an unhealthy extent.
Mike's doing Trump jokes and voices in 2022 I'm done
2 more weeks
he wants to go back, and so do I
In a perfect world, there would be extended edition Plinkett reviews of The Dark Knight Rises, Jurassic World, and The Rise Of Skywalker. Those are each perfect for that style of analysis, where you can contrast with other movies in the franchise. You could literally talk for days about all the little way in which each of those movies are unbelievably idiotic and destroy everything about their respective franchises. And to date, there has been complete DEAFENING silence from these fricks. I'm pretty sure they even LIKED Jurassic World!
Mike Stoklasa could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue shoot someone and he wouldn't lose any Patreon supporters.
rises is great, shut up homosexual
It was an ironic meme for nearly a decade for a reason.
Rewatch it then you twit
i have a few times
You’re a big man
He should at least do episode 9. There is unfinished business here and they know. It's not like there is a shortage of material to work with. TFA and TLJ are unpleasant and irritating for political and messaging reasons, but they were at least coherent and competently shot and edited. RoS is a disaster on par with the prequels where literally nothing makes sense, every single last detail is pants-on-head moronic. Everything Plinket said about the prequels applies to it. It is a real shame Mike won't use this golden opportunity to turn things around and end the Plinkett legacy in a high note.
They should have the RoS review be Plinkett shooting himself in the head at the start and then two hours of his body lying there.
Better than NOTHING. Cowards. Mike really needs to realize that his fans would absolutely forgive him if he could just admit he was wrong for once. Same thing happened with Trey Parker after Trump won and his stripper wife with the black son left him back-to-back. I don't think he really cared about the politics so much, but he couldn't handle that he had gotten something wrong, so he proceeded to just double down and lash out and alienate fans with the tegridy shit. A simple show of humility is all it would take to get all of that goodwill back. But some people are simply incapable of that.
There are still good south park episodes post-trump, although the last 'season' was weak as shit. Their paramount movie was great though.
There have been a couple ok ones here and there, but the overall tone has shifted to be very defensive. It's not a reaction to Trump. It's a reaction to the show's own audience. Again, I'm only using this as an example of how Mike is becoming defensive against his old audience. It happens a lot online these days. You have fans. These are the people who have supported you and carried you this far. And when you make a single mistake and they call you out on it, you insult their intelligence, ignore them, and double down until you spiral into obscurity. Look at what idubbbz did with his fans.
Anon. Apologizing the last thing you do. Even if you do the most horrible thing on the planet, you never apologize. People will tear you apart if you apologize.
The only ones you ask for forgiveness from are Jesus, God, and yourself.
Because they are the only ones that will truly forgive you.
SAY IT
I kneel... George-sama... I kneel...
Second most based Star Wars director, narrowly above Rian Johnson
I never doubted you George
I'm sorry George
You were too smart for plebs like me
thank you george, you crippled star wars and sold it to rapists
>you crippled star wars
star wars was thriving after the prequels. when george sold out it was still in great shape. it was in even better shape then the time between the ot and the pt despite being years after rots released.
i dont fricking care how much money it was making, star wars was a joke after the prequels, only children who grew up with he shit liked it or the absolute lowest of the low
So you mean just all the people who watched Star Wars in the 70s. Star Wars was always for children, except now, it is made exclusively by Yensid for manchildren like you who hate the Prequels.
Yeah and now they're moronic man children who liked the original trilogy more are the same people whose will continue to go to the sequel movies and kill the fricking franchise thanks idiot
>wah you didnt like georges garbage so now you are responsible for disneys garbage
ok
Yes it's that fricking simple you moron
im sorry anon for all of it
how? i dont like the prequels and i thought tfa was though most uninspired shit ever made, are you prequel lovers serious? you sound like a bunch of kids who were bullied
There were two, maybe three good movies made with the STAR WARS brand. That's all you will ever get. Accept it.
>you crippled star wars
Holy shit you can't actually be this moronic right it was under George Lucas in the first place Star Wars flourished we had the Clone Wars we had the Clone Wars 2003 we had the prequel trilogy we had the sequel Trilogy we had all of Legends all of the best video games including Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2 the Force Unleashed so on and so forth we were almost about to have Star Wars Battlefront 3 he sold it to these rapists because off Mike and Jay and red letter media the same idiots who believed jj-abrams could make a great Star Wars and believing that well since most of the fans don't like what I do I guess I should give it up it's because of him Star Wars was its own brand completely owned by the Creator and completely or almost the Creator's vision meanwhile redlettermedia is greatest creators vision is space cop George Lucas should be directing movies Mike J and Rich Evans should be directing people to their seats
get some taste, homosexual
>videogames
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Original trilogy cultists everybody
>Original trilogy
best trilogy, yes.
>Prequels are boring
>I FRICKING LOVE ENDOR!!!!!!1!!1!
>he's projecting again
And yes, the prequels are pretty dull, but there are some good things in it. Like a penny buried in a pile of shit
the irony is that most people who liked the originals dont like endor, in fact most people who like the originals like them casually and will callout the hills of stupid shit in them, but prequel gays are so sensitive
That's because the Prequels are actual masterpieces, unlike the OT
heh
cultist? i dont even like new hope homosexual, only good star wars movie was empire, but at least the originals were decent, every new movie got worse and worse with maybe the exception of revenge i guess
fricking wah, shut up, no one cares, star wars was always dumb fun, prequels were moronic and boring, and sequels were souless and embarrassing, grow up
You're hack.
Jay needs to "Ol' Yeller" Mike before he completely damages the RLM brand.
Mike is still complaining about not getting Anakin and Obi Wan's best friend adventures, why the hell won't he just watch The Clone Wars?
because it's a cartoon and he is an adult.
He watches modern Simpsons, he is a moronic man baby.
Oh he is still a delusional manchild convinced Star Wars is for adults?
>because it's a cartoon and he is an adult.
>Mike goes on about how random people without the force could decimate stormtroopers with a lightsaber by just chopping them up and you don't need the force to be able to deflect lasers
Has he finally gone senile?
>you don’t need super natural abilities to chop bullets in half with a katana
based mike
Is this what becoming old is like? Your standards just deteriorate to the point where you're loving the same crap you used to make fun of as a young man. It's happening to my dad too, he used to have taste but just watches whatever he sees first on Netflix.
it's amazing how without entertainment standards old people become
Please tell me you are ESL
Excuse me, you're ESL
Your taste deteriorating is what causes you to become old.
My dad will watch any garbage on tv after he retired. I think he just does it to fill time
Yes.
My dad is old and had a heart attack and a stroke. He use to have good taste in films. Now he watches anything and likes it.
They like it in a best of the worst kind of way.
They kept describing ways it was shit and complaining at length, then saying it was okay overall and they liked it.
Why is the 4th main RLM ("The Wizard") not in this?
It's Pride Month.
star wars was never good
Just watched it. They are laughing at it saying it's barely ok and that Star Wars is a joke they don't give a frick anymore.
I'll take your word for it.