They call him Petey Two-Times. Because everything he does gets him raped two times.

They call him Petey Two-Times. Because everything he does gets him raped two times.

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're an asshole. He's still beautiful

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, that's why he was raped.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sicko

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You and me, we're gonna spoon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cutlers a disgusting posI'm glad his character got killed off

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cutler was based. Depiction of a real prison tough guy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't, he was a freak of nature

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And he liked shoving spoons up people's asses for some reason.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                just havin' a laff

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he fully understands the term eating ass.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty dope seeing omar chimpout on him

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna go get raped in the ass, raped in the ass.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I took care of that thing for ya
      >makes blowjob gesture

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    petey is an allegory for the modern male experience
    >tries to take initiative
    >gets raped twice
    >receives no sympathy or understanding from his peers
    >instead, gets demoted and ostracized for being a pussy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did getsympathy from sister peter marie and Gloria, the mafia guy lennie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody deserves to get raped.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      well dont get raped then

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he continued to ruin Ryans life. Fuck that irish douchebag

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youse telling me dis guy got his gorgonzola stretched out, twice?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Afraid so.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second time it was a gangbang

      He wasn't, he was a freak of nature

      Wdym he wasn't that weird as far as the Aryans go

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats nothin' compared to what happened to Nash.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least he still has his youth. Don't ever take them aging pills, they make you age.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like how o'reilly got him and his brother on the program and was like "wtf, you've gotta stop this, he's ageing" when it worked
      what exactly was his endgame?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best part was that they make you age... FOREVER!
        Oh no wait, it actually wears off and you're back to normal, never mind.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, yeah that too
          i suppose their explanation would be that they never took the whole schedule of pills but i don't think the body works like that and can just cancel out what happened with a few night's rest

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine that shit was real. How we supposed to feel like prisoners served their time because they and up? It's the suffering over a long period that's the punishment

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              it could work in theory for long sentences since they'd be getting out as frail old men with low t, so they'd be less likely to commit crimes of aggression, and would still have friends and family around to help acclimate, but would be a non-starter for short sentences

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine that? They call him Petey Two-Times. Because everything he does gets him raped two times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking parakeet.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll cast your vote for me, won't you, Officer Howell? I'll suck your big fat hole!

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember the subplot where violent incarcerated prisoners trained dogs for the blind

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big shot prisoner tough guy
      >Final boss of the show
      >Gets killed while acting in a play

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scary wheezing sound intensifies

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd prefer being raped by nazis rather than naggers honestly. How about you?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    His fawther was a boss and no one took revenge for him?

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