>Yikes. Funny how adding some body fat, and a stupid moustache while balding makes him look older and stupid.
yeah moron when you change how someone looks it usually changes how you perceive them lmao go watch that gilbert grape movie then romeo and juliet it will blow your mind what they did to leo
I have a lot of abandonment issues and as a result I've isolated myself emotionally from friends and family. I'm triying to improve but if things would have gone a little worse for me, I'd definitely would have succumbed an became a hermit (I don't have the money for a quality sexdoll).
Drive is me at work when I have to interact with my idiot coworkers and when I'm driving to and from home.
OGF is when I have to spend time with my family and when I come across someone stronger than me who's running his mouth.
Place Beyond the Pines is when I get up to mischief with the boys and talk to my crush.
BR2049 is me whenever my crush tells me that I'm being creepy again and I'm playing videogames with my waifu to ease the pain.
Barbie is me on the weekends when I've just finished a workout
How the frick am I meant to mould my personality around this? What the frick was he thinking taking this role? Drive, BR2049, Only God Forgives. All a cohesive personality package I could easily practice emulating - nothing too extravagant. Jackets, troubled, empathetic stares with a hint of sadness. Curt, economic use of words. I felt like Gosling was cultivating a career for fans like me, so I could follow in his footsteps. Sure, LaLa Land was a bit of a curveball but I went with it, got singing lessons, learned a bit of tap dancing and augmented my usual act with a cheerier sort of demeanour. But this? What the hell do I do with this? This is too hyperreal, it’s a cartoon. How the frick am I supposed to carry off plastic turbochad normalgay?
At minimum >working out >developing social skills >getting into “normal” hobbies >being rich >having a bimbo on my arm
And all that’s just to get me CLOSE to the headspace of Ken, that’s just the window dressing. I can inhabit all of Ryan’s rogues gallery psychologically - but to BE Ken, to really just be that perfect doll man - it’s almost like a state of super masculine carefree meditation I need to master. I basically need to liquidate my actual self and start over. Why the frick would he do this to me?
You're missing the point.
Ken is the plastic fake aesthetic of the stereotypical successful Chad. You just need to smile, get a decent haircut, dress nicely and workout enough to not be fat.
The abs? Wear fake ones.
The gf? Hire an escort
The aura of success? Bullshit it
Ken is fake and plastic, that's the point.
In that movie his social skills seem to be a man without inhibitions. Like that place you get after a little bit of drinking but not too much. It's been a long time since I saw it though.
Just don't give a frick about how people react. That's it really
Hello Mr. Gosling I would like to be adopted by you or some close relative of yours. Heard you were raised a mormon so I assume you like to help people. Thank you beforehand.
>driving an uber
drive >delivering uber eats on bike
TPBTP >training at the mma gym/seeing prostitutes
only god forgives >being lonely generally
BR2049
yes they are all literally me. Sometimes I have to be someone else like pic related to turn on that grindset.
>decide to *become* Nightcrawler guy >use shitty old camcorder to film petty crimes >show it to news people >they call me a moron and get me to leave >i get mugged and lose all the footage walking home anyways
i just wanted to coerce an attractive MILF/GILF into sexing with me
me
Fpbbbbbbbbbbp
we
no. me.
Its thats who we all really are
They are. YWNBAW
The Pentality of Man.
All of them
Where did you get these photos of (literally) me
the driver
me on the left
im him from the big short tbh frfr no cap
For me it's Adam Driver in Annette
They are all him, therefore they're all me.
LM
me monday to friday and this is me in the weekends
How do you look when you need to buy three cans of coke during the night?
that's private
I understand
I started doing this with cans and cups after seeing this for the first time
i started doing this with cans of beans as i come back from the basement and the Drive soundtrack plays upstairs
kino
>there's something inside you
>it's hard to explain
What did they mean by this?
theme song when literally me goes for a night drive to pick up three cans of coke and give my oneitis a night call to tell her how i feel
>Still looks kino
How does he do it?
Why does he look so recognizably Canadian? I can tell he's from London Ontario from just looking at him.
because he is (you)
I am in fact from Southern Ontario, and spent some time in London myself.
Yikes. Funny how adding some body fat, and a stupid moustache while balding makes him look older and stupid.
>Yikes. Funny how adding some body fat, and a stupid moustache while balding makes him look older and stupid.
yeah moron when you change how someone looks it usually changes how you perceive them lmao go watch that gilbert grape movie then romeo and juliet it will blow your mind what they did to leo
He has the most Mormon looking face I've seen. Kek
Dude, why would you out yourself as mormon?
Ironically he actually grew up mormon
Im driver, but i ride a bike
I'm like julien but want to be like agent k
soon to be the one with the sex doll
no, really. it's on the way.
I'll be expecting an unboxing thread on /b/
>written by a woman
this one doesnt count
I have a lot of abandonment issues and as a result I've isolated myself emotionally from friends and family. I'm triying to improve but if things would have gone a little worse for me, I'd definitely would have succumbed an became a hermit (I don't have the money for a quality sexdoll).
Maybe the one making these threads is the real Ryan Gosling
I am LITERALLY Ryan Gosling. And no. None of you gays ever met me in a grocery store
Nah I did meet anon in a grocery store
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
What did you mean by electrical interfetterence?
https://vocaroo.com/1ecToHaJDHca
For me it's Lars
The driver in "Drive", that guy was just like me.
Him
based, literally me
Me if I had a daughter
I'm so angry we never got a sequel to this.
Drive is me at work when I have to interact with my idiot coworkers and when I'm driving to and from home.
OGF is when I have to spend time with my family and when I come across someone stronger than me who's running his mouth.
Place Beyond the Pines is when I get up to mischief with the boys and talk to my crush.
BR2049 is me whenever my crush tells me that I'm being creepy again and I'm playing videogames with my waifu to ease the pain.
Barbie is me on the weekends when I've just finished a workout
Smart and practical
he...hes just like me
I'm the Driver. C-can the Driver have a happy ending bros? Cause if so, I-i'm the Driver.
They are the many facets of me.
>OP doesn't compartmentalize his identity into various personas based on who he is around at any given time
I'm almost envious
There's only one Goose character I'm like
You're a self-hating israelite?
Literally me
the Goose is loose
br2049
the last one. You got to be up to date with the latest look old man.
im a banker
IM JACKED TO THE breasts
I hear he's starring in an upcoming Albert Fish biopic, so probably that role.
if you're all literally me then who am I?
me
With incels interlinked with incels
Us.
>Split
Based schizo anon. You are your own best friend and gf.
what's the bottom left from?
a remarkable adaptation of french's book "extension du domaine de la lutte"
>capitalism has reached to the point men have to struggle in every aspect of life, including dealing with their desires
i have split personalities
I even rented a boat with my gf at this exact swamp. LITERALLY me.
Except we broke up and now she lives rent free in my head forever.
he's literally me
Goose and the actress are not together either. He's literally you
>officially validated as a goosebro
Thanks anon
didnt they hate each other as well during the filming of this
What kind of person vacations at a swamp?
his wife is fugly
its time to come out as trans my guy
He's literally me.
Waifus are a lie purple face man
STOP POSTING RYAN FOR GOD'S SAKE LEAVE MY SITE
How the frick am I meant to mould my personality around this? What the frick was he thinking taking this role? Drive, BR2049, Only God Forgives. All a cohesive personality package I could easily practice emulating - nothing too extravagant. Jackets, troubled, empathetic stares with a hint of sadness. Curt, economic use of words. I felt like Gosling was cultivating a career for fans like me, so I could follow in his footsteps. Sure, LaLa Land was a bit of a curveball but I went with it, got singing lessons, learned a bit of tap dancing and augmented my usual act with a cheerier sort of demeanour. But this? What the hell do I do with this? This is too hyperreal, it’s a cartoon. How the frick am I supposed to carry off plastic turbochad normalgay?
At minimum
>working out
>developing social skills
>getting into “normal” hobbies
>being rich
>having a bimbo on my arm
And all that’s just to get me CLOSE to the headspace of Ken, that’s just the window dressing. I can inhabit all of Ryan’s rogues gallery psychologically - but to BE Ken, to really just be that perfect doll man - it’s almost like a state of super masculine carefree meditation I need to master. I basically need to liquidate my actual self and start over. Why the frick would he do this to me?
it's a sign, a promise
get jacked, tan, and juicy as frick
You're missing the point.
Ken is the plastic fake aesthetic of the stereotypical successful Chad. You just need to smile, get a decent haircut, dress nicely and workout enough to not be fat.
The abs? Wear fake ones.
The gf? Hire an escort
The aura of success? Bullshit it
Ken is fake and plastic, that's the point.
There's a reason they released this particular promo image. It's a warning. You have between now and the release date to turn your life around.
if he could do it, you can do it too anon
>mischief
>mayhem
>frens
its called character development
how do you square Ryan in the Nice Guys where hes sociable?
In that movie his social skills seem to be a man without inhibitions. Like that place you get after a little bit of drinking but not too much. It's been a long time since I saw it though.
Just don't give a frick about how people react. That's it really
I really need the Goose to do a hobo living in his van role so that my life can more properly reflect him
He’s just challenging us to become the chads we always could be. Based Goose
I’m thinking goose will have a new personality for us next month
This is literally me 75% of the time
These photos are all of me btw.
Same
Pic related is currently literally me. I'll be in space in a year
You need a safe space, snowflake?
No I want to find an alien gf
Tried to emulate both him and Lars but they wouldn't let me bring my wife on the rocket
I'm literally Ryan Gosling. Therefore they are all literally me.
t. Actual Ryan Gosling
Hello Mr. Gosling I would like to be adopted by you or some close relative of yours. Heard you were raised a mormon so I assume you like to help people. Thank you beforehand.
That's not me, I wouldn't be so flamboyant about my presence
Damn, I guess I missed my chance. Thanks for the heads up.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
>5 different goslings
>5 days of the week
simple
So we could say that... You're "free" for the weekends?
They are too tough and cool. Pic related is unironically ME.
>driving an uber
drive
>delivering uber eats on bike
TPBTP
>training at the mma gym/seeing prostitutes
only god forgives
>being lonely generally
BR2049
yes they are all literally me. Sometimes I have to be someone else like pic related to turn on that grindset.
>decide to *become* Nightcrawler guy
>use shitty old camcorder to film petty crimes
>show it to news people
>they call me a moron and get me to leave
>i get mugged and lose all the footage walking home anyways
i just wanted to coerce an attractive MILF/GILF into sexing with me
you gotta emulate his grind. Get a side hustle, and a third and fourth hustle.
And most importantly;
>Who ate my chicken nuggets
The Nice Guys
And I.... I am all the Goslings
Ken because that's the last one to come out.
Ryan Gosling has mild autism just like me. He's literally me.
Please stop posting pictures of me here
1, 3 and 4, mostly.
Clockwise or anti-clockwise anon?
I have multiple personality "disorder".
>literally me
Depends on the day of the week
Monday: Driver
Tuesday: K
Wednesday: Julian
Thursday: Lars
Friday: Holland
Saturday: Neil Armstrong
Sunday: Papyrus Guy
Still gotta figure out what slot I should replace with Ken
>Sunday: Papyrus Guy
Underrated
Who is the femaIe Goose equivalent?
Rare literally me
film?
All Good Things
The crimes it's based on are pretty interesting
the place beyond the pines for sure, im not a silent autist badass like drive im just a loser
>all the literally mes in this thread
with incels interlinked
Cinemaphile is full of schizos, obviously they can identify with all of them
They all are. The images represent me during the workweek.
Yea ....thats me
Who´s the middle? Except for me of course. Holland March?
blade runner. not because tfw nogf, but because my whole life was a fricking lie.
YWNBAW
damn straight, I'd never chop off my balls and larp as a woman.
mix between BR and Pines
Somes days I'm Ken some days I'm K
You wouldn’t get it
I had an Air Force buddy who could pass as his twin.
>had
What happened bud, the HIV?
We don't maintain contact anymore
PERSONALITY UPDATE AT 10%
This image has never once failed to make me laugh
probably Julian from Only God Forgives