they completely wasted Christian bale. a film where Christian bale gets revenge and kills gods sounds so much more interesting than some boring rom-com marvel movie.
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they completely wasted Christian bale.
they completely wasted Christian bale. a film where Christian bale gets revenge and kills gods sounds so much more interesting than some boring rom-com marvel movie.
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I didn't even know bale was in the movie until the first scene. They wasted the villain too.
>have a marvel villain with a somewhat interesting backstory
>have an actor who is capable of delivering the goods
>shit it all up the wall in a dudebro zany comedy with almost no direction whatsoever
Taika really ought to be blacklisted. This movie should have been an absolute slam dunk.
>Taika really ought to be blacklisted
Imagine thinking ~~*David Cohen*~~ can be blacklisted
Hahahaha holy frick I never even imagined
EVERY.
SINGLE.
TIME.
It's so funny when they try to claim that israelites don't control hollywood, yet he openly admits that he had to use his mother's (israeli) maiden name of Cohen, for his early work in film.
Also why do mixed israelites always describe themselves as essentially a mixed israelite, they never present the other race as the more important.
Pic rel.
I don't watch superhero movies but I keep seeing this image everywhere and it looks like he is trying to poop. Is he the bad guy in some new shitty marvel movie?
You know exactly who he is and exactly what movie he is in. Stop trying so hard.
I’m not that guy but holy shit capeshitters are delusional. Adults don’t keep up with the latest super hero movies lmao
As I’m typing this I don’t know what gay movie this is from
You are that guy and you know exactly who this character is. Stop embarrassing yourself.
I have no idea who this character is. I now at least know it’s from Thor because of the vid in the thread of Christian Bale also not giving a frick about capeshit
Well yeah, I mean, you're looking at the studio the also watered down thanos
I'm pretty sure he regrets accepting it as well
don't blame him. he probably didn't know what he was getting into.
Impressive, very nice.
Him and Russel Crowe were the only good things in the whole mess of a movie
He deserved his own Thanos tier epic.
He is a Thanos level threat, at least to the gods. It didnt feel like that at all.
I though he's gonna do some daring exploit like barging into Omnipotence City and butchering gods (including Zeus) but he just kidnapped bunch of children
A kino ending would have been for him to make it to eternity and wish for his daughter back without the sword being destroyed or Thor intervening. Like Majin Vegeta use an ancient evil to save his family like a man should
>Thor intervening
yup
It was Gorr's idea the whole time
Thor doesn't say anything he's too distracted
He even wishes to go back to when she passed and to give themselves food and water enough to survive.
He thanks the Gods (himself) and lives his mortal life
yeah i was hoping for this, for him to be dying and make the wish while thor pleads with him to not do it, tells thor something like "typical arrogant god, thinking everything is about you" and then wishes his daughter back which then is revealed to have been his plan the whole time. perhaps he would also disintegrate like jane did.
this would have been a much better ending. you can tell they gradually iterated away from this. they must have considered having him wish to go back in time, but then that's too much like endgame and it sets the standard for marvel movies for people to constantly trying to go back in time to fix things.
then they made thor have a more active role in 'persuading' gorr to not kill all the gods and instead bring his daughter back. some executive probably said "BUT THOR IS THE HERO, HE SHOULD CONVINCE GORR TO WISH HIS DAUGHTER BACK INSTEAD OF REVENGE"
and then they changed it to the shit it was at the end.
imo having a macguffin like 'eternity' was the biggest shit conceit and someone smarter than whoever overruled them originally planned for this to be gorr using universe-tier glitches and exploits to get to it, meaning that it isn't something anyone is ever actually supposed to do or achieve, that's why he's doing weird gamebreaking shit with the axe because he's doing a god murder glitch% speedrun.
you can see the remains of what was good storytelling before it got fricked up, if you know what to look for.
>Named the God Butcher
>Kills less than 5 gods on screen
Thor gets a wish too, he wishes to stop Gorr's wish.
Scene changes to Gorr wishing for his daughter back.
>the audience LULZ
I worked on this picture. I had to paint Mr Christian Bale's Disgusting eye skin tag. It fell off one time and he got mad and ordered me to go to the store for krazy glue. Shit was embarrassing.
when did he get that because he doesn't have it in American Psycho
and not having gorr rampage the god city was a huge mistake.
also speaking of the god city, they showed that the rock dude couldn't whistle for the goats worth a shit and was trying. after zapped by zeus, he REALLY needed to whistle the goats. his god was there in the city. should have showed him desperately trying to whistle the goats and the last act of his god as gorr enters and starts slaughtering is to do some rock handwave giving his follower the ability to whistle
>Joke with some people that they'll say love and thunder in the movie
>They say it