There was more info in some 2000s magazine/website I'll see if I can find it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There was more info in some 2000s magazine/website I'll see if I can find it.
Christ I fricking hate this it's impossible to google. Just keep getting the same 'from Empire magazine, via IGN' clickbait articles.
There's an article out there (circa Attack of the Clones release) specifically about how he wasn't invited back for the sequels because he made Portman feel uncomfortable and didn't get the opportunity to physically be with her. It was gossipy and from one of those Seanbaby type websites.
Anyway that's why Chancellor Valorum just disappears, surprised the whole affair doesn't get more attention.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe it was a lie invented by yellow press for clicks?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe. Had to Wayback Machine it for a previous Cinemaphile argument and it had that TMZ/tabloid quality to it. But it had similar quotes to this Empire article, just from the time. Something like Terence Stamp complaining he didn't get to meet Natalie, so he hasn't returned for Attack of the Clones.
Fricked at any rate, but I guess Terence Stamp can openly admit to being a nonce like Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones. Nothing will happen to them now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do you even care about this shit anon?
It's like iq 80 actor talk, who cares?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm one of those true crime gays who cares about cults and serial killers and shit. If an established and powerful actor openly admits they want to frick a child, I'm on that like a fly on a turd.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's reasonable and now I respect you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Wayback Machine
Thank you for reminding be about that site
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not just Google working against you on this, it's Hollywood publicists scrubbing and burying defamatory and less-than-good information about their clients.
Keep digging, anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
How do the Illuminati/space aliens/Jews decide, Anon?
Ezra Miller choking that woman got memoryholed, now they're all over the news every day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Make enough noise and they can't keep the lid on celebrity degeneracy.
The more rich people I meet the more weird ass shit they get involved with honestly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm sure I saw a a clip of him talking about his crush on Portman.
His best friend was murdered by a groid so he used to walk around Dublin with a kosh in his pocket hoping some jig would pick a fight with him so he could get revenge. It never happened and her stopped doing it pretty quickly since he was young and coping with loss at the time.
When he told that story people basically treated him like he was a terrorist but i guess it's died down.
>When he told that story people basically treated him like he was a terrorist but i guess it's died down.
I remember it being a rare case of people seeing sense. He admitted to being a racist for irrational, but very intense and understandable reasons. Then he learned and got better.
Of course the guy had to do the most dumb arse thing afterwards and retcon it to "uh, from my point of view i was never a racist, actually."
Disney+ series about Qui-Gon's ghost chasing down "that black bastard" Vader with a cosh, only to have his world turned upside down when he realises that Vader is a white guy.
It is best explanation. It would explain why Qui Gon did all this stuff to get little Ani out of Tattoine and made him Jedi. Who knows how many little Jedi younglings Qui Gon made across galaxy.
>Qui Gons ghost returns >Hello there >Ive always been here you silly boy, how come you havnt been able to contact me? As a Jedi your mediumship skills are most lacking.
>be Qui-Gon >meet a qt slave on your mission >piss into her tight little hole with your unlimited midichlorian juice >wipe her mind >9 years pass >barely remember all of your hook-ups >"Who was his father?"
Reminder that Yaddle agreed to be on the Jedi Council because she had a crush on the preteen younglings after seeing their 'sweet little asses' practicing deflecting lasers.
She was not allowed in the same room with the younglings and wasn't invited back for the sequels.
Yodas get a pass since their species is imperiled with exctinction. Same with that other jedi guy with the tall head, he has like a dozen kids with different women
They're elites, it's a psychological message for Coruscant inhabitants who on average dwell in tiny boxes and where space is expensive.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what's the average rent on a condo in Coruscant?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Way above three fiddy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
is this what Star Wars money looks like?
wtf
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes during the clone wars those forms of credits existed, they're actually precious metals.
Otherwise they use a form of advanced credit card that accesses central bank digital currencies (cbdcs)
I have no idea why SW has so many advanced concepts inside it, they're just passing references but ranging from politics, conspiracy theories, advanced tech - lots of shit showed there randomly...
Fairly certain they're canon non-sentient.
I guess they could've been trained. Seems like a lotta work. This Django character seems really committed to his work.
i've played:
Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3
Tetris (for the Game Boy)
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider 2
Tomb Raider 3
Half-Life
Insaniquarium
Peggle Deluxe
Agatha Christie: Death on the Nile (demo)
Half-Life 2
The true kino ending to the prequels >Qui-Gon doesn't die >trains Anakin >finds out Palpatine diddled Ani >stalks Sheev on the streets of Coruscant and kills him with a cosh
"See Anakin, now i gonna take you from this shithole israelite flying bug infested planet, and intruduce you in a death cult called Jedi, also you never gonna touch a woman because we cant, only if you want go to dark side that is much more fun, but bad. Also i've fricked your mother ass butthole. She was a good friend
You can produce offspring but you're not allowed to get too attached to either your wife or child, which effectively means you'll be an absentee father.
That's BAD BAD BAD that means you'll actually give shit a about your student and protect him from death instead of just letting them become one with the Force.
It basically mean that you put the Jedi Order (not the will of Force, mind you) above everyone else in your life. The council wants you to pretend to be dead so your former Padwan's traumatized reaction would sell your deeath to the baddies? Say no more senpai. No wonder those frickers got holocausted.
they probably make that canon in his prequel show
that is unless liam neeson goes on another racist rampage on the streets.
What rampage?
actor gossip without any relevance to the character, ignore
>actor gossip
Reminder that Terrence Stamp agreed to play Chancellor Valorum because he had a crush on teenage Natalie Portman after seeing her in The Professional.
He was not allowed in the same room with her and wasn't invited back for the sequels.
proof?
Believe women.
https://www.indiewire.com/2013/01/terence-stamp-says-working-on-phantom-menace-was-boring-but-he-had-a-crush-on-natalie-portman-102011/
There was more info in some 2000s magazine/website I'll see if I can find it.
>There was more info in some 2000s magazine/website I'll see if I can find it.
Christ I fricking hate this it's impossible to google. Just keep getting the same 'from Empire magazine, via IGN' clickbait articles.
There's an article out there (circa Attack of the Clones release) specifically about how he wasn't invited back for the sequels because he made Portman feel uncomfortable and didn't get the opportunity to physically be with her. It was gossipy and from one of those Seanbaby type websites.
Anyway that's why Chancellor Valorum just disappears, surprised the whole affair doesn't get more attention.
Maybe it was a lie invented by yellow press for clicks?
Maybe. Had to Wayback Machine it for a previous Cinemaphile argument and it had that TMZ/tabloid quality to it. But it had similar quotes to this Empire article, just from the time. Something like Terence Stamp complaining he didn't get to meet Natalie, so he hasn't returned for Attack of the Clones.
Fricked at any rate, but I guess Terence Stamp can openly admit to being a nonce like Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones. Nothing will happen to them now.
Why do you even care about this shit anon?
It's like iq 80 actor talk, who cares?
I'm one of those true crime gays who cares about cults and serial killers and shit. If an established and powerful actor openly admits they want to frick a child, I'm on that like a fly on a turd.
That's reasonable and now I respect you.
>Wayback Machine
Thank you for reminding be about that site
It's not just Google working against you on this, it's Hollywood publicists scrubbing and burying defamatory and less-than-good information about their clients.
Keep digging, anon
How do the Illuminati/space aliens/Jews decide, Anon?
Ezra Miller choking that woman got memoryholed, now they're all over the news every day.
Make enough noise and they can't keep the lid on celebrity degeneracy.
The more rich people I meet the more weird ass shit they get involved with honestly.
I'm sure I saw a a clip of him talking about his crush on Portman.
Would he have been invited back anyway? I can’t see Valorum having a role in the already-overstuffed AotC & RotS
i could see a scene where he's dragged off to prison or something, "You can't do this, I'm still a Senator!" and obviously Palpatine's behind it all
An excellent scene to put in a potential House of Cards series set between TPM and AotC
Just saying, Disney, just saying
>series set between TPM and AotC
God, I wish
He actually retired and lived a quiet life. Even had a personal guard.
Wasn't he killed in a "terrorist" attack in the comics?
The ship he was in got blown up minutes after he told Bail that Palpatine is up to something.
pretty comfy ending for a stock character
feels like he's been waiting years to deliver that kind of exposition
>gets promised a special bonus for appearing in TPM by Lucas himself
>gets a package with some Star Wars licensed crayons and a Jar-Jar action figure
Why is George so based?
His best friend was murdered by a groid so he used to walk around Dublin with a kosh in his pocket hoping some jig would pick a fight with him so he could get revenge. It never happened and her stopped doing it pretty quickly since he was young and coping with loss at the time.
When he told that story people basically treated him like he was a terrorist but i guess it's died down.
>When he told that story people basically treated him like he was a terrorist but i guess it's died down.
I remember it being a rare case of people seeing sense. He admitted to being a racist for irrational, but very intense and understandable reasons. Then he learned and got better.
Of course the guy had to do the most dumb arse thing afterwards and retcon it to "uh, from my point of view i was never a racist, actually."
it's liam neeson, he's earned it
In what world is the assailant more of a victim than the fricking victim? In a israeli world. They scream in pain as they strike you.
Neeson didn't have to involve himself at all.
t. israelite
>Just let your friends get raped, bruv
Yeah, okay
Raped
Gulabrecht*
>I’m reporting a black bastard
Disney+ series about Qui-Gon's ghost chasing down "that black bastard" Vader with a cosh, only to have his world turned upside down when he realises that Vader is a white guy.
>unless liam neeson goes on another racist rampage on the streets
GOD, I hope so
>Die you filthy Black person
I feel like Liam went a little too for with the dialog in this scene
Raimi was on set that day, he helped with the script
you just know
Maybe Qui Gon is actually Anakin's dad!
He is from a certain point of view.
Qui gone?
Dad gone!
It is best explanation. It would explain why Qui Gon did all this stuff to get little Ani out of Tattoine and made him Jedi. Who knows how many little Jedi younglings Qui Gon made across galaxy.
>MASSA QUI-GON
>It would explain why Qui Gon did all this stuff to get little Ani out of Tattoine
kek, yeah after not doing anything for like 10 years lamo.
Yeah he just walked out to get blue milk for 9 years
Thats why he lost against Darth Maul, he splooged for the first time in his life and it fricked with his sage like concentration
>Darth Vader has a whole mom with an actress, lines, and everything
>this goes entirely unexplored
wtf
>entirely unexplored
You fricking idiot. It's entirely fleshed out as one of the major reasons why he fell to the dark side
wdym
>Qui Gons ghost returns
>Hello there
>Ive always been here you silly boy, how come you havnt been able to contact me? As a Jedi your mediumship skills are most lacking.
He had to try to see if she was a virgin
Anakin took her virginity when he blasted through her hymen during childbirth
>now this is podracing
>I'll try spinning
>that's a good trick!
>Palpatine's behind it all
>Master, why didn't you say so 13 years ago?
>Just
Bad lighting
Why was Sio Bibble's role diminished in AotC & RotS?
actor only took the role to get close to Jake Lloyd
Something something Evian bottle
His bottle is as big as Hershlag herself
>ywn frick prime Hershlag
It hurts bros
>be Qui-Gon
>meet a qt slave on your mission
>piss into her tight little hole with your unlimited midichlorian juice
>wipe her mind
>9 years pass
>barely remember all of your hook-ups
>"Who was his father?"
based and actually-watched-other-movies-she-starred-in pilled
I would become Anakin's stepfather in a heartbeat
Reminder that Yaddle agreed to be on the Jedi Council because she had a crush on the preteen younglings after seeing their 'sweet little asses' practicing deflecting lasers.
She was not allowed in the same room with the younglings and wasn't invited back for the sequels.
what the frick is a Yaddle?
Poorly marketed prototype for Baby Yoda aka Grogu.
It's Grogu's mother. She is a female of Yoda's species and sits on the jedi council in the phantom menace
I thought jedi didn't take wives or father children
Yodas get a pass since their species is imperiled with exctinction. Same with that other jedi guy with the tall head, he has like a dozen kids with different women
Why aren't there more women on the Jedi Council?
Holy shit I wasn't even aware there was another little green one there.
Yea, I think fans mocked Lucas for it and he gave up on the idea since she disappeared.
In the old EU she dies saving ~15yo Anakin’s life after Anakin fricks up a mission.
why are they social distancing?
They're elites, it's a psychological message for Coruscant inhabitants who on average dwell in tiny boxes and where space is expensive.
what's the average rent on a condo in Coruscant?
Way above three fiddy.
is this what Star Wars money looks like?
wtf
Yes during the clone wars those forms of credits existed, they're actually precious metals.
Otherwise they use a form of advanced credit card that accesses central bank digital currencies (cbdcs)
I have no idea why SW has so many advanced concepts inside it, they're just passing references but ranging from politics, conspiracy theories, advanced tech - lots of shit showed there randomly...
Hello Ladle
>quick we need more character designs for the jedi council
>ehhh just slap on a wig to the back up Yoda puppet
>perfect!
How did Zam Wesell's bugs know to crawl onto Padmé's bed and poison her?
don't they come out of a robot?
maybe the robot told them what to do
Fairly certain they're canon non-sentient.
I guess they could've been trained. Seems like a lotta work. This Django character seems really committed to his work.
remember that bit in Half-Life 2 where you have the squeezy bug ball?
could be like that
I've never played video games.
i've played:
Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3
Tetris (for the Game Boy)
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider 2
Tomb Raider 3
Half-Life
Insaniquarium
Peggle Deluxe
Agatha Christie: Death on the Nile (demo)
Half-Life 2
>Prophecy child born from the force with no father
OR
>Mother is a lying prostitute who fricked every human and alien in Moss Eisley at least twice.
Whatever happened her spawn caused 3 galactic wars and billions of deaths.
>play the mother of the most famous villain in cinematic history
>never work again
is this franchise cursed or smth
wouldn't the most tao/zen/poetic ending be if anakin reached back across time with the force and impregnated his mom, thus closing the loop?
Ease up on incest, George
>dies before any of the horrible shit happens
He won
The true kino ending to the prequels
>Qui-Gon doesn't die
>trains Anakin
>finds out Palpatine diddled Ani
>stalks Sheev on the streets of Coruscant and kills him with a cosh
when is he going to apologize?
"See Anakin, now i gonna take you from this shithole israelite flying bug infested planet, and intruduce you in a death cult called Jedi, also you never gonna touch a woman because we cant, only if you want go to dark side that is much more fun, but bad. Also i've fricked your mother ass butthole. She was a good friend
She truly was
How the frick does the no attachments rule work anyway? They definitely have close friendships within the Order.
You can produce offspring but you're not allowed to get too attached to either your wife or child, which effectively means you'll be an absentee father.
And if your offspring becomes your padawan?
That's BAD BAD BAD that means you'll actually give shit a about your student and protect him from death instead of just letting them become one with the Force.
It basically mean that you put the Jedi Order (not the will of Force, mind you) above everyone else in your life. The council wants you to pretend to be dead so your former Padwan's traumatized reaction would sell your deeath to the baddies? Say no more senpai. No wonder those frickers got holocausted.