They definitely fricked

They definitely fricked

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they probably make that canon in his prequel show

    that is unless liam neeson goes on another racist rampage on the streets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What rampage?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actor gossip without any relevance to the character, ignore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >actor gossip

          Reminder that Terrence Stamp agreed to play Chancellor Valorum because he had a crush on teenage Natalie Portman after seeing her in The Professional.

          He was not allowed in the same room with her and wasn't invited back for the sequels.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            proof?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Believe women.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.indiewire.com/2013/01/terence-stamp-says-working-on-phantom-menace-was-boring-but-he-had-a-crush-on-natalie-portman-102011/

              There was more info in some 2000s magazine/website I'll see if I can find it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There was more info in some 2000s magazine/website I'll see if I can find it.

                Christ I fricking hate this it's impossible to google. Just keep getting the same 'from Empire magazine, via IGN' clickbait articles.

                There's an article out there (circa Attack of the Clones release) specifically about how he wasn't invited back for the sequels because he made Portman feel uncomfortable and didn't get the opportunity to physically be with her. It was gossipy and from one of those Seanbaby type websites.

                Anyway that's why Chancellor Valorum just disappears, surprised the whole affair doesn't get more attention.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it was a lie invented by yellow press for clicks?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. Had to Wayback Machine it for a previous Cinemaphile argument and it had that TMZ/tabloid quality to it. But it had similar quotes to this Empire article, just from the time. Something like Terence Stamp complaining he didn't get to meet Natalie, so he hasn't returned for Attack of the Clones.

                Fricked at any rate, but I guess Terence Stamp can openly admit to being a nonce like Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones. Nothing will happen to them now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you even care about this shit anon?
                It's like iq 80 actor talk, who cares?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm one of those true crime gays who cares about cults and serial killers and shit. If an established and powerful actor openly admits they want to frick a child, I'm on that like a fly on a turd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's reasonable and now I respect you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Wayback Machine
                Thank you for reminding be about that site

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just Google working against you on this, it's Hollywood publicists scrubbing and burying defamatory and less-than-good information about their clients.
                Keep digging, anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How do the Illuminati/space aliens/Jews decide, Anon?

                Ezra Miller choking that woman got memoryholed, now they're all over the news every day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Make enough noise and they can't keep the lid on celebrity degeneracy.
                The more rich people I meet the more weird ass shit they get involved with honestly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure I saw a a clip of him talking about his crush on Portman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would he have been invited back anyway? I can’t see Valorum having a role in the already-overstuffed AotC & RotS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i could see a scene where he's dragged off to prison or something, "You can't do this, I'm still a Senator!" and obviously Palpatine's behind it all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                An excellent scene to put in a potential House of Cards series set between TPM and AotC
                Just saying, Disney, just saying

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >series set between TPM and AotC
                God, I wish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Would he have been invited back anyway? I can’t see Valorum having a role in the already-overstuffed AotC & RotS

                He actually retired and lived a quiet life. Even had a personal guard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't he killed in a "terrorist" attack in the comics?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The ship he was in got blown up minutes after he told Bail that Palpatine is up to something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pretty comfy ending for a stock character

                feels like he's been waiting years to deliver that kind of exposition

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets promised a special bonus for appearing in TPM by Lucas himself
            >gets a package with some Star Wars licensed crayons and a Jar-Jar action figure

            Why is George so based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His best friend was murdered by a groid so he used to walk around Dublin with a kosh in his pocket hoping some jig would pick a fight with him so he could get revenge. It never happened and her stopped doing it pretty quickly since he was young and coping with loss at the time.
        When he told that story people basically treated him like he was a terrorist but i guess it's died down.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When he told that story people basically treated him like he was a terrorist but i guess it's died down.

          I remember it being a rare case of people seeing sense. He admitted to being a racist for irrational, but very intense and understandable reasons. Then he learned and got better.

          Of course the guy had to do the most dumb arse thing afterwards and retcon it to "uh, from my point of view i was never a racist, actually."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's liam neeson, he's earned it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In what world is the assailant more of a victim than the fricking victim? In a israeli world. They scream in pain as they strike you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Neeson didn't have to involve himself at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. israelite

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Just let your friends get raped, bruv
                Yeah, okay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Raped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gulabrecht*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m reporting a black bastard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney+ series about Qui-Gon's ghost chasing down "that black bastard" Vader with a cosh, only to have his world turned upside down when he realises that Vader is a white guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unless liam neeson goes on another racist rampage on the streets
      GOD, I hope so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Die you filthy Black person
        I feel like Liam went a little too for with the dialog in this scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Raimi was on set that day, he helped with the script

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you just know

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Qui Gon is actually Anakin's dad!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is from a certain point of view.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Qui gone?
      Dad gone!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is best explanation. It would explain why Qui Gon did all this stuff to get little Ani out of Tattoine and made him Jedi. Who knows how many little Jedi younglings Qui Gon made across galaxy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MASSA QUI-GON

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It would explain why Qui Gon did all this stuff to get little Ani out of Tattoine

        kek, yeah after not doing anything for like 10 years lamo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he just walked out to get blue milk for 9 years

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats why he lost against Darth Maul, he splooged for the first time in his life and it fricked with his sage like concentration

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Darth Vader has a whole mom with an actress, lines, and everything
    >this goes entirely unexplored

    wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >entirely unexplored

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You fricking idiot. It's entirely fleshed out as one of the major reasons why he fell to the dark side

      • 2 years ago
        same anon

        wdym

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Qui Gons ghost returns
    >Hello there
    >Ive always been here you silly boy, how come you havnt been able to contact me? As a Jedi your mediumship skills are most lacking.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had to try to see if she was a virgin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin took her virginity when he blasted through her hymen during childbirth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >now this is podracing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll try spinning

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that's a good trick!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Palpatine's behind it all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Master, why didn't you say so 13 years ago?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Just

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bad lighting

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Sio Bibble's role diminished in AotC & RotS?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actor only took the role to get close to Jake Lloyd

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something something Evian bottle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His bottle is as big as Hershlag herself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn frick prime Hershlag
        It hurts bros

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be Qui-Gon
    >meet a qt slave on your mission
    >piss into her tight little hole with your unlimited midichlorian juice
    >wipe her mind
    >9 years pass
    >barely remember all of your hook-ups
    >"Who was his father?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and actually-watched-other-movies-she-starred-in pilled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would become Anakin's stepfather in a heartbeat

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Yaddle agreed to be on the Jedi Council because she had a crush on the preteen younglings after seeing their 'sweet little asses' practicing deflecting lasers.

    She was not allowed in the same room with the younglings and wasn't invited back for the sequels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is a Yaddle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poorly marketed prototype for Baby Yoda aka Grogu.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is a Yaddle?

          It's Grogu's mother. She is a female of Yoda's species and sits on the jedi council in the phantom menace

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought jedi didn't take wives or father children

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yodas get a pass since their species is imperiled with exctinction. Same with that other jedi guy with the tall head, he has like a dozen kids with different women

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why aren't there more women on the Jedi Council?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit I wasn't even aware there was another little green one there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yea, I think fans mocked Lucas for it and he gave up on the idea since she disappeared.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In the old EU she dies saving ~15yo Anakin’s life after Anakin fricks up a mission.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why are they social distancing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're elites, it's a psychological message for Coruscant inhabitants who on average dwell in tiny boxes and where space is expensive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what's the average rent on a condo in Coruscant?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Way above three fiddy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is this what Star Wars money looks like?

                wtf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes during the clone wars those forms of credits existed, they're actually precious metals.

                Otherwise they use a form of advanced credit card that accesses central bank digital currencies (cbdcs)

                I have no idea why SW has so many advanced concepts inside it, they're just passing references but ranging from politics, conspiracy theories, advanced tech - lots of shit showed there randomly...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hello Ladle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >quick we need more character designs for the jedi council
        >ehhh just slap on a wig to the back up Yoda puppet
        >perfect!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Zam Wesell's bugs know to crawl onto Padmé's bed and poison her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't they come out of a robot?

      maybe the robot told them what to do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fairly certain they're canon non-sentient.
        I guess they could've been trained. Seems like a lotta work. This Django character seems really committed to his work.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          remember that bit in Half-Life 2 where you have the squeezy bug ball?

          could be like that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've never played video games.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i've played:
              Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3
              Tetris (for the Game Boy)
              Tomb Raider
              Tomb Raider 2
              Tomb Raider 3
              Half-Life
              Insaniquarium
              Peggle Deluxe
              Agatha Christie: Death on the Nile (demo)
              Half-Life 2

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Prophecy child born from the force with no father
    OR
    >Mother is a lying prostitute who fricked every human and alien in Moss Eisley at least twice.

    Whatever happened her spawn caused 3 galactic wars and billions of deaths.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play the mother of the most famous villain in cinematic history
    >never work again

    is this franchise cursed or smth

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't the most tao/zen/poetic ending be if anakin reached back across time with the force and impregnated his mom, thus closing the loop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ease up on incest, George

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dies before any of the horrible shit happens
    He won

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The true kino ending to the prequels
    >Qui-Gon doesn't die
    >trains Anakin
    >finds out Palpatine diddled Ani
    >stalks Sheev on the streets of Coruscant and kills him with a cosh

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when is he going to apologize?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "See Anakin, now i gonna take you from this shithole israelite flying bug infested planet, and intruduce you in a death cult called Jedi, also you never gonna touch a woman because we cant, only if you want go to dark side that is much more fun, but bad. Also i've fricked your mother ass butthole. She was a good friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She truly was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does the no attachments rule work anyway? They definitely have close friendships within the Order.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can produce offspring but you're not allowed to get too attached to either your wife or child, which effectively means you'll be an absentee father.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And if your offspring becomes your padawan?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's BAD BAD BAD that means you'll actually give shit a about your student and protect him from death instead of just letting them become one with the Force.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It basically mean that you put the Jedi Order (not the will of Force, mind you) above everyone else in your life. The council wants you to pretend to be dead so your former Padwan's traumatized reaction would sell your deeath to the baddies? Say no more senpai. No wonder those frickers got holocausted.

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