You just got warped back in time and for some reason now have full creative control over the Sequel trilogy; The only caveat is that its now 2016, episode 7 has already been released and you have to follow up on it - Anything in 8 or 9 is up to you.
Unironically keep JJ Abbrams and kasden and bring back George as producer or co-writer so he can still implement some orginal ideas. Probaboy wouldn't be kino but it would be better than what we got
>start of episode 8 >cute young girl awakens from a dream >mom comes in and asks "Is everything okay Rey?" >child Rey says "I was having a dream. I was a Jedi and the New Order was chasing us around." >mom looks skeptically at her child and asks "What are Jedi and the New Order?" >before Rey can answer a man in a storm trooper outfit comes running in screaming "HURRY THE REBELS FLEW AN X WING INTO THE SUPERSTRUCTURE THEY'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE CORE WE HAVE TO GET TO AN ESCAPE POD!" >Rey and her mom and dad run through the exploding Death Star >make it to a hanger just in time to see in the distance Luke Skywalker dragging Darth Vader into the last ship >family screams in terror as Luke flies away and the Death Star II explodes behind him killing Rey and her family >flash forward one year later introducing a new cast of young protagonists involved in the Imperial Civil War/resurgent New Republic >also hire female armorer and invite Alec Baldwin and Kathleen Kennedy for a tour of the set and give Alec access to the prop fire arms
>episode 7 has already been released
There's nothing you can do. People like to talk shit about TLJ but TFA destroyed the entire foundation for the ST already. Just pay yourself millions in consulting fees and don't give a frick.
>Canonize Darth Jar Jar, use him as the big bad >De-Mary Sue Rey with a failure arc where she has to quit being a moron and learn some shit from Luke. >Remove the fat chong and make Poe and Finn actually useful. >Holtard can stay in the same feminazi c**t role, except she's actually a coward who accidentally kills herself trying to escape.
It's just 3 hours of hermit Luke fricking Rey. Next movie is Rey seducing Kylo to kill Snoke and then fricking for 2ish hours. Luke shows up and forgives Kylo for everything while they Eiffel tower Rey.
Leia djes off screen due to a death stick overdose.
>setting has ubiquitous hover vehicles >Empire itself shown to have hover bikes for recon and quick strikes >30 years later they have tracked vehicles
JarJar Abram(hamic religion) should've been fired after the first test screening of Force Awakens. It's baffling how Disney execs thought he was the man to reinvigorate the franchise.
It is wild that Disney destroyed Star Wars within a few years of buying it. So many die hard Star Wars fans I knew gave up after TLJ and the few clinging on pretty much gave up after Kenobi. I hear Dr. Who is pretty fricked and so is Star Trek but I don't know much about those. Sure seems like Star Wars is pretty fricking bad as far as modern franchises go. Such a shame.
I was watching a twitch stream of Tears of the Kingdom and the part in the game where the gibdo variety with the wings appeared, the steamer said ‘They fly know?!
The only way I can describe 9 is a fricking fever dream, I have no idea how anyone looked at it at any point in production and thought it was even a serviceable idea.
Modern writers at their worst
>Fricking Boyega pointed out in the interviews they've had flying troopers since the clone wars
Oh shit anon
You just got warped back in time and for some reason now have full creative control over the Sequel trilogy; The only caveat is that its now 2016, episode 7 has already been released and you have to follow up on it - Anything in 8 or 9 is up to you.
how do (you) save Star Wars
>7 has already been released
Unironically keep JJ Abbrams and kasden and bring back George as producer or co-writer so he can still implement some orginal ideas. Probaboy wouldn't be kino but it would be better than what we got
Have war in the stars instead of Empire reset on top instantly.
You know Star Wars.
>FO and Resistance team up to declare war directly to the stars
Kino
>start of episode 8
>cute young girl awakens from a dream
>mom comes in and asks "Is everything okay Rey?"
>child Rey says "I was having a dream. I was a Jedi and the New Order was chasing us around."
>mom looks skeptically at her child and asks "What are Jedi and the New Order?"
>before Rey can answer a man in a storm trooper outfit comes running in screaming "HURRY THE REBELS FLEW AN X WING INTO THE SUPERSTRUCTURE THEY'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE CORE WE HAVE TO GET TO AN ESCAPE POD!"
>Rey and her mom and dad run through the exploding Death Star
>make it to a hanger just in time to see in the distance Luke Skywalker dragging Darth Vader into the last ship
>family screams in terror as Luke flies away and the Death Star II explodes behind him killing Rey and her family
>flash forward one year later introducing a new cast of young protagonists involved in the Imperial Civil War/resurgent New Republic
>also hire female armorer and invite Alec Baldwin and Kathleen Kennedy for a tour of the set and give Alec access to the prop fire arms
I see what you did at the end there.
>episode 7 has already been released
There's nothing you can do. People like to talk shit about TLJ but TFA destroyed the entire foundation for the ST already. Just pay yourself millions in consulting fees and don't give a frick.
>how do (you) save Star Wars
Mass genocide of all Star Wars fans
>7 has already been released
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if 7 is already a thing, its already doomed with Rey being the impervous, perfect mary sue
two words:
jar
jar
binks
>Canonize Darth Jar Jar, use him as the big bad
>De-Mary Sue Rey with a failure arc where she has to quit being a moron and learn some shit from Luke.
>Remove the fat chong and make Poe and Finn actually useful.
>Holtard can stay in the same feminazi c**t role, except she's actually a coward who accidentally kills herself trying to escape.
Make the republic the bad guy or something. TFA is so bad and yet goys ate it up.
It's just 3 hours of hermit Luke fricking Rey. Next movie is Rey seducing Kylo to kill Snoke and then fricking for 2ish hours. Luke shows up and forgives Kylo for everything while they Eiffel tower Rey.
Leia djes off screen due to a death stick overdose.
They kinda forgot about Jumptrooper and the flying clones
>why didn't I just let JJ kill me off
He looks legit pissed off here, like in his mind he's just going "This is so moronic, this is so moronic, this is so moronic" over and over.
JUST
>setting has ubiquitous hover vehicles
>Empire itself shown to have hover bikes for recon and quick strikes
>30 years later they have tracked vehicles
JarJar Abram(hamic religion) should've been fired after the first test screening of Force Awakens. It's baffling how Disney execs thought he was the man to reinvigorate the franchise.
itself shown to have hover bikes for recon and quick strikes
The first order couldn't get the license for hover aircraft so they made their own shit
It is wild that Disney destroyed Star Wars within a few years of buying it. So many die hard Star Wars fans I knew gave up after TLJ and the few clinging on pretty much gave up after Kenobi. I hear Dr. Who is pretty fricked and so is Star Trek but I don't know much about those. Sure seems like Star Wars is pretty fricking bad as far as modern franchises go. Such a shame.
This was their idea of "humor" and a trailer moment.
I hate that they write and direct scenes with the trailers in mind.
I was watching a twitch stream of Tears of the Kingdom and the part in the game where the gibdo variety with the wings appeared, the steamer said ‘They fly know?!
Jumptroopers. Remember those comicbook adventures. Don't say you forgot them.
I don't get it and I don't understand. I didn't realize this is where the meme came from I just know I've been saying it for years now.
This line is a perfect example of why this movie is so bad it's good.
This is like if an American solider joined the Viet Cong and forgot they had helicopters after gleefuly murdering thousands of American soldiers
The only way I can describe 9 is a fricking fever dream, I have no idea how anyone looked at it at any point in production and thought it was even a serviceable idea.