Harry should have feminized Draco with a obscure spell from the Half Prince Book and then marry her to cement an alliance between the Potter and Malfoy families
>Fem Draco >Starts of being pissed off in Y1 >Hostile in Y2 >Tsundere Y3 >Takes her to the YuleBall in Y4 >Comforts him in Y5 >Has to choose between Harry and her father in Y6 >Doesn't know if they can get back togather in Y7
It's the most simple, but kino love story
Actors pretend a believable lie for the sake of entertainment. When it involves romance sometimes you can tell the actors just don't behave like lovers would and that they're just reading the lines. Like Padme and Anakin in the prequels.
moron ALERT
moron ALERT
PADME AND ANAKIN HAVE THE GREATEST ROMANCE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY, GEORGE CREATED A BEAUTIFUL, ENGROSSING UNIVERSE DRIPPING IN BATHOS AND PATHOS AS A CALLBACK TO SOME OF THR MSOT BEAUTIFUL SHAKESPEAREAN POETRY…YOU ARE A MIDWIT WHO LISTENS TO E CELEBS IF YOU THINK THEIR ROMANCE WASNT BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL
Have you ever been with someone who knows how to follow when you play the fool 100% of the time?
Like it is completely natural of them how to react to whatever antics you play?
Or if you improvise on spot a play pretend, they get into their role without breaking a sweat?
That's chemistry. People who mold with your personality naturally. Kindred spirits
Normally actors frick their co-stars off screen, which is why they interact so well socially on camera. Actors being ultra liberal, sexually amoral, hot, rich, banging their coworks is hardley a suprise. Infact it is safe to assume all female leads get gang banged by the film crew, Ive seen my share of them. >t. microphone guy
This is the only true take:
Book Harry should have ended up with Hermione (He pitied and was kinda disgusted by Luna), Book Ron should have ended up with Luna (It's the ONLY girl he plain liked for real, Luna couldn't believed it which makes her cuter)
Movie Harry should have ended up with Luna (Best chemistry on camera and they shared a lot of moments), Movie Ron should have ended up with Hermione (as it was)
Book Harry very clearly can’t handle Hermione without Ron being there as a buffer.
The two times it happened had him alternating between bemoaning there was no fun allowed and wishing Ron was there
That's just on schools matters tho
Hermione literally shaped Harry's views on elves and was a valuable companion, harry was just too stubborn >Hermione was right on the broom being from sirius, harry just didn't listened >Hermione was right that the sirius dream could be a trap, harry partially listened >Hermione was right about Kreacher, Herry listened but too late
She was also rigth about a million other things, Harry is too hard headed to notice that she was a valuable women in his life that actively cared for him.
Spinning all Hermione did for Harry into gratitude, and then slowly into love would be easy.
Ginny on the other hand was nothing but a cute face at the point she "fells" for her and more or less continued to be that.
Imagine ditching a valuable girl for a pretty one (that likes quidditch, I'll give her that)
> That's just on schools matters tho
In general. Goblet literally has him say that despite how much he likes her, she’s draining to be around because she’s got no off switch and isn’t as fun.
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Yeah, but that's precisely what Harry needs.
He is just too stubborn to see it.
Even Dumbledore knew that.
Every single example of "look how hot females are when they're early 20s" is photoshopped to hell and back. Not to mention caked out in makeup. Young women aren't hot, they look like moronic tiktok kids and it really shows. Women who are beautiful and actually have some appeal are all around 30-40.
I'm a dude. I'm 23 and I straight up do not see the appeal of young women. Older women are objectively hotter. Both sexually and non-sexually family friendly, it's agreed upon older women are more perfect looking. A woman in her 20s could never be this pretty and have this much charm.
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Julie Andrews was in her late 20s when Mary Poppins was filmed dumbass
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>nooo she was 29 and 364.9 days
You're proving my point. She's even prettier in Sound of Music which was filmed later. Late 20s is considered post wall when it's the beginning of the hottest stage.
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>nooo she was 29 and 364.9 days
You're proving my point. She's even prettier in Sound of Music which was filmed later. Late 20s is considered post wall when it's the beginning of the hottest stage.
But you're right I should have made it clearer. When guys say "women in their 20s are hot," they mean like 22. So I automatically said women in their 20s to specifically mean early 20s. Late 20s women are hot and look more similar to 30s.
There was no chemistry in the books either, it just kind of happened and felt pretty lame. Harry had more chemistry with Cho and they only went on 1 date that ended horribly.
It was taken 1 year ago. Women in their 30s are regularly tight and attractive. Half of women in their 20s are obese so I never understood this wall obsession. She never had an attractive face (way too square, eyes/nose are meh) and she looks exactly the same.
>"Look, pal, im trying to be nice about this but it's pretty clear you dont understand the first thing about the chemical properties of premium, food grade silicon rubber. dont tell me how to do my job and i wont tell you how to do yours. btw can you tell Luna to come by after lunch for her nude full body casting?"
That’s gay. Lesbian sex is boring. No wonder they have Pillow Death. It always cracks me up they hate men but end up getting giant dildos and strap ons to mimic a good good dicking
I don't see how me taking a potion, turning into a cute girl, and slobbering on my friend's wiener could in any way be construed as gay. It wouldn't even be my fault if I liked it because I would be in a girl's body.
They don't.
Harry Potter characters are weirdly sexless, like eunuchs, nobody really has any sexual chemistry with anyone, not even canonic pairings like Harry's parents, Harry and Ginny or Ron and Hermione.
The only time you can see any kind of legitimate passion in these movies is when Harry and Draco are looking at each other like they want to hate rape the other.
The romance is unarguable the worst part of Harry Potter, and it's a legitimately agonizing glimpse into the mind of Rowling's sad, divorced, middle age mind. >ron and hermione are at each others throats 24/7, but we're supposed to think it's cute and sweet >they literally have no positive interactions and are just filled with hate and vitriol >ginny turns into a bawd at hermione's suggestion in order to get harry's attention; she intentionally dates as many hot guys as possible, even though she is holding out for harry >we're supposed to believe harry and ginny have this deep connection even though they never share any type of emotional intimacy the way he does with ron and hermione >rowling, be a divorcee, specifically makes all the characters date other people first so they won't end up with their first person they go out with >this is because, as a divorced woman, her self-worth is dependent on the fact that your first love is not your true love
Anyone who reads her Strike series knows how awful the romance is in that as well.
Bros I rewatched Harry Potter 1 two nights ago and it felt so dull and empty. It's not how I remember it. I'm wondering if I'm getting to an age where I can't enjoy things I once did from my childhood. Not even nostalgia could help me enjoy it. I was planning on going on a Harry Potter marathon between now and Christmas but now I don't think I will. That first movie really left a sour taste in my mouth
it is easier for a person to become mentally invested in a false reality when their actual reality feels secure to them
that's why fandoms are made of children and people living off gibs who don't know any better.
This was pretty good up until a chapter or two ago when the author shoehorns in some fricking troony propaganda. Genuinely didn't see it coming; these c**ts normally can't hold back from putting that shit in chapter one.
Harry and Ginny is the one case where you can't blame them for having no chemistry; they were 9 and 11 when they were case, it's a fricking miracle the series had as good performances as it does from hiring children.
True. Harry should have ended up with Draco who should have been a girl.
Scared Potter ?
Something is off with her face but I cant put my finger on it
That's fine, gayboy, I'll take her.
Some girls look somewhat like a troony but they don't got the penis.
Harry should have feminized Draco with a obscure spell from the Half Prince Book and then marry her to cement an alliance between the Potter and Malfoy families
> feminized Draco
does it mean he would still have his dick?
Magic is only bound by the caster's will.
Wtf is that on her throat and left upper arm? cat scratches?
Homosexual is frowned upon
>Fem Draco
>Starts of being pissed off in Y1
>Hostile in Y2
>Tsundere Y3
>Takes her to the YuleBall in Y4
>Comforts him in Y5
>Has to choose between Harry and her father in Y6
>Doesn't know if they can get back togather in Y7
It's the most simple, but kino love story
if Rowling made a cashgrab spinoff reboot like Stephanie meyers did but with draco/femharry bully romance she could easily make another billion
women love that shit
Given how popular Merula and Cassandra are, men wouldn’t mind it either
>like Stephanie meyers
What she did?
twilight but with reversed genders
it was a fun read
I finally get what? It's a stupid story even by harem standards
Boy twilight sounds pretty good.
Sounds like Anonymoose's saga.
I thought she was hot, then I learned she used to physically assault Evan Peters. Since then, I think she's even hotter.
Wasn't her character supposed to be hot?
I wish we had gotten a sex scene
Sad. Maybe you should find a girlfriend
i'm too autistic to understand what people mean when they say no chemistry
It means they didn't study practical science in school enough
She's not Luna.
Actors pretend a believable lie for the sake of entertainment. When it involves romance sometimes you can tell the actors just don't behave like lovers would and that they're just reading the lines. Like Padme and Anakin in the prequels.
moron ALERT
moron ALERT
PADME AND ANAKIN HAVE THE GREATEST ROMANCE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY, GEORGE CREATED A BEAUTIFUL, ENGROSSING UNIVERSE DRIPPING IN BATHOS AND PATHOS AS A CALLBACK TO SOME OF THR MSOT BEAUTIFUL SHAKESPEAREAN POETRY…YOU ARE A MIDWIT WHO LISTENS TO E CELEBS IF YOU THINK THEIR ROMANCE WASNT BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL
I'm from a time before e-celebs, zoomie. Sorry.
Wrong in every detail as alway, child
They have nothing in common and don't really feel like a couple in love
Have you ever been with someone who knows how to follow when you play the fool 100% of the time?
Like it is completely natural of them how to react to whatever antics you play?
Or if you improvise on spot a play pretend, they get into their role without breaking a sweat?
That's chemistry. People who mold with your personality naturally. Kindred spirits
>Have you ever been with someone who knows how to follow when you play the fool 100% of the time?
watch valerian and the city of a thousand planets. if you still don't understand after that there is no helping you
Autistic people are incapable of chemistry so I don't blame you.
In a movie it just means the two characters believably seem attracted to each other.
Normally actors frick their co-stars off screen, which is why they interact so well socially on camera. Actors being ultra liberal, sexually amoral, hot, rich, banging their coworks is hardley a suprise. Infact it is safe to assume all female leads get gang banged by the film crew, Ive seen my share of them.
>t. microphone guy
*sexually immoral
Come 'ere and give us a snog, 'arry.
Did Harry make the right choice?
Heavily cherrypicked image, Cho is in that new Amazon show with Chloe Grace Moretz and she looks AWFUL. Got walled hard.
Yellow fever homosexuals have been polluting this site since 2016
>in that new Amazon show with Chloe Grace Moretz
HOLY SHIT THAT'S HER?
The piggy with the dyke haircut? Ye
and what about a picture? you fricking scumbag
nah she still looks good.
Asian don't Raisin.
>she still looks good
she looks like my frumpy asian grandmother
Asian women normally look like crap. They just get mad plastic surgery.
I have seen de flour's breasts. she pulled them out in a french flick (surprise surprise)
asian waifu won
It's not the best picture but I think Luna is still pretty hot.
Yeah, if she didn’t have that eye make up giving her the appearance of a corpse she’s still probably a cutie
contemplate the aroma
>still
iam so sad about Fleur
they were supposed to inhabit beauty!!!!!!!
The chink is heavy on makeup and photoshop. Not fair. You know the guy who did this has yellow fever.
>asian gets a western nosejob
clockwork
The British slag genes is what impresses me the most.
Luna is clearly the best choice.
ALL IN ALL YOUR JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE ____
Bong women are a special case.
This is the only true take:
Book Harry should have ended up with Hermione (He pitied and was kinda disgusted by Luna), Book Ron should have ended up with Luna (It's the ONLY girl he plain liked for real, Luna couldn't believed it which makes her cuter)
Movie Harry should have ended up with Luna (Best chemistry on camera and they shared a lot of moments), Movie Ron should have ended up with Hermione (as it was)
Book Harry very clearly can’t handle Hermione without Ron being there as a buffer.
The two times it happened had him alternating between bemoaning there was no fun allowed and wishing Ron was there
That's just on schools matters tho
Hermione literally shaped Harry's views on elves and was a valuable companion, harry was just too stubborn
>Hermione was right on the broom being from sirius, harry just didn't listened
>Hermione was right that the sirius dream could be a trap, harry partially listened
>Hermione was right about Kreacher, Herry listened but too late
She was also rigth about a million other things, Harry is too hard headed to notice that she was a valuable women in his life that actively cared for him.
Spinning all Hermione did for Harry into gratitude, and then slowly into love would be easy.
Ginny on the other hand was nothing but a cute face at the point she "fells" for her and more or less continued to be that.
Imagine ditching a valuable girl for a pretty one (that likes quidditch, I'll give her that)
> That's just on schools matters tho
In general. Goblet literally has him say that despite how much he likes her, she’s draining to be around because she’s got no off switch and isn’t as fun.
Yeah, but that's precisely what Harry needs.
He is just too stubborn to see it.
Even Dumbledore knew that.
Emma is by far the prettiest. Pic related is from July 2022.
yellow fever chads, I fricking kneel
damn homie, is she vegan or something ? wtf
literally looks like my crackhead aunt. how is it even possible
bri'ish
How old is she?
32 or so
This is filtered as frick. Her skin is literally bluish because of how heavily it's filtered. She's cute af now. Recent pic.
Look at all that photoshop. Blur tool has been doing overtime.
Every single example of "look how hot females are when they're early 20s" is photoshopped to hell and back. Not to mention caked out in makeup. Young women aren't hot, they look like moronic tiktok kids and it really shows. Women who are beautiful and actually have some appeal are all around 30-40.
Wrinkly, barren, female hands typed this post.
Incel freak
Lol you were right, it was an old woman.
That wasn't me who replied that.
I'm a dude. I'm 23 and I straight up do not see the appeal of young women. Older women are objectively hotter. Both sexually and non-sexually family friendly, it's agreed upon older women are more perfect looking. A woman in her 20s could never be this pretty and have this much charm.
Julie Andrews was in her late 20s when Mary Poppins was filmed dumbass
>nooo she was 29 and 364.9 days
You're proving my point. She's even prettier in Sound of Music which was filmed later. Late 20s is considered post wall when it's the beginning of the hottest stage.
But you're right I should have made it clearer. When guys say "women in their 20s are hot," they mean like 22. So I automatically said women in their 20s to specifically mean early 20s. Late 20s women are hot and look more similar to 30s.
>Catherine Zeta-Jones just announced that she has been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder.
>Half the the time she's deliriously happy and the other half she has to suck an old man's wiener.
Explaim
Kino side profile. Am jelly.
>"oooh 'arry, yer fingers are makin' a right mess of me drippin' chuff."
Harry didn't really have chemistry with any of the girls did he?
What’s wrong Phhotter? Never bottomed before?
There was no chemistry in the books either, it just kind of happened and felt pretty lame. Harry had more chemistry with Cho and they only went on 1 date that ended horribly.
We know.
I don’t care, if it’s ginge minge that’s good enough for me
I still would
Damn, doesn’t look half bad here and her body is top notch. How old is this?
It was taken 1 year ago. Women in their 30s are regularly tight and attractive. Half of women in their 20s are obese so I never understood this wall obsession. She never had an attractive face (way too square, eyes/nose are meh) and she looks exactly the same.
Same
Yeah
ugly b***h
Cute. Would settle down with and bicker about what we watch on the telly.
>Redhead milf with a tight body
Yup. Not even a question
Looks like a wee potato m8
Just need a cardboard box and printout of he face fom first movie.
nice body, terrible face
Frick, she looks like a man
she looks like a snowman in march
Yeah, no shit, you're on fricking Cinemaphile.
my dick got really hard when I first read about them kissing in the book
Post fanfics.
By Sigmar…
We can go deeper.
are these actual legal to have posted
ao3 is actually pretty based because they fight tooth and nails to protect the right of every degenerate fanfic on their site
WHY GARY WHY
Why did he pass up Hermione for his friend's underage sister?
In book canon Ginny can suck the soul out of a dementor if you take my meaning.
Book Ginny is an athletic bombshell while book Hermione is a homely nerd.
Yea but she's also the school Bicycle
>why didnt you choose us daddy?
>Director: "Is it necessary to give the doll nipples and a vegana? Won't she be clothed in that scene"
What's your response
You too...
>"Look, pal, im trying to be nice about this but it's pretty clear you dont understand the first thing about the chemical properties of premium, food grade silicon rubber. dont tell me how to do my job and i wont tell you how to do yours. btw can you tell Luna to come by after lunch for her nude full body casting?"
>Have you been undressing my waifu? I'll kill you!
you have to understand that Harry and Ron were practically brothers, so this was effectively an incest ship
Do you think Harry cast a spell that makes her breasts bigger and he titty fricks her?
Yes
Is making polyjuice potion and fricking your bros gay?
gay. But I’d be using that shit if I was a married wizard. Find some big titty b***h, get her hair, have my wife turn into her.
What if you both turn into chicks and just makeout and scissor a bit?
That’s gay. Lesbian sex is boring. No wonder they have Pillow Death. It always cracks me up they hate men but end up getting giant dildos and strap ons to mimic a good good dicking
>Lesbian sex is boring
Not if one or both the girls are straight.
Pay to be gay? You can see disinterest in their faces. All women want dick
I don't care whether they're straight in real life or not. But a girl being seduced into lesbianism is kino.
>clit against clit action is boring
gay
Even lesbians claim that it doesn't feel good. Does it look hot? You bet; but it's not great.
Why would getting a rug burn on your snatch feel good.
they get pillow death cause women are just less interested in sex
female sexuality is more reactive
If you frick them well women become horny little freaks and will have a higher sex drive than you do
Real?
Posted in a behind the scenes magazine iirc and went unnoticed.
That's dope
yes it is homosexual. even with magic you cannot change your gender. if you want to test it just look at the marauder's map
Yea but I would have I pussy I mean he would have a pussy.
who cares? it's still gay. there's nothing wrong with fricking your bro go ahead just don't try to convince me you aren't gay
I don't see how me taking a potion, turning into a cute girl, and slobbering on my friend's wiener could in any way be construed as gay. It wouldn't even be my fault if I liked it because I would be in a girl's body.
as I said, look at the marauder's map and it will deadname them. it's gay as frick. go ahead and be gay
>go ahead and be gay
That's gross. You aren't getting it. I would be in a girl's body so getting railed wouldn't be gay. Or he or whoever.
>Ach, I dinnae eatcher haggis ye daft coont
that Groundskeeper Willie ass voice coming out of such a biological chink is hilarious
yeah that happened
I don't see the point of chemistry when they can just use magic
some people just rate redheads above all other women (me)
Ginny was literally BUILT for black men.
>woman so jealous of a cute child that she fires her and replaces her with an uggo
That is one of the worst crimes in humanity.
Also original Pansy would probably outshine Emma Watson.
>uggo
comparatively speaking yes
OG Pansy is way hotter.
Yes, uggo.
I think she's an uggo in the book too, at least I remember hermione calling her "pigface" or "bulldogface" or smth like that
How do you know they're entire school schedule?
>they're
They don't.
Harry Potter characters are weirdly sexless, like eunuchs, nobody really has any sexual chemistry with anyone, not even canonic pairings like Harry's parents, Harry and Ginny or Ron and Hermione.
The only time you can see any kind of legitimate passion in these movies is when Harry and Draco are looking at each other like they want to hate rape the other.
They had no chemistry in the books.
Monster in the background has a less horrifying face than her.
Test
The romance is unarguable the worst part of Harry Potter, and it's a legitimately agonizing glimpse into the mind of Rowling's sad, divorced, middle age mind.
>ron and hermione are at each others throats 24/7, but we're supposed to think it's cute and sweet
>they literally have no positive interactions and are just filled with hate and vitriol
>ginny turns into a bawd at hermione's suggestion in order to get harry's attention; she intentionally dates as many hot guys as possible, even though she is holding out for harry
>we're supposed to believe harry and ginny have this deep connection even though they never share any type of emotional intimacy the way he does with ron and hermione
>rowling, be a divorcee, specifically makes all the characters date other people first so they won't end up with their first person they go out with
>this is because, as a divorced woman, her self-worth is dependent on the fact that your first love is not your true love
Anyone who reads her Strike series knows how awful the romance is in that as well.
Bros I rewatched Harry Potter 1 two nights ago and it felt so dull and empty. It's not how I remember it. I'm wondering if I'm getting to an age where I can't enjoy things I once did from my childhood. Not even nostalgia could help me enjoy it. I was planning on going on a Harry Potter marathon between now and Christmas but now I don't think I will. That first movie really left a sour taste in my mouth
it is easier for a person to become mentally invested in a false reality when their actual reality feels secure to them
that's why fandoms are made of children and people living off gibs who don't know any better.
The first 2 movies were always like that. 3 has soul, 4 is cringekino, 5-8 are competent and entertaining though I know some people don't like them
Anybody re-reading atm?
Worse.
NOPE/
Wot dis?
do american zoomers really not know what a book is?
>Last chapter introduced magical trannies
D R O P P E D
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This was pretty good up until a chapter or two ago when the author shoehorns in some fricking troony propaganda. Genuinely didn't see it coming; these c**ts normally can't hold back from putting that shit in chapter one.
TSM is 50+ years old, I doubt he cares about trannies for real and only did it because of pressure from the troony loving elements on his discord.
>TSM is 50+ years old
Is he really lmaos? Gross.
why discord is full of trannies. what does it have that attracts them like moth to a fire?
>what does it have that attracts them like moth to a fire?
Impressionable children to groom
Anonymity.
I think I read all of the good Harry in Slytherin fanfictions years ago
this one isn't one of them
Imagine standing that close to your aunt and not kissing her
Source?
duh it's called potions
HARRY X HERMIONE IS THE BEST SHIP BTW
>Kisses Harry on the cheek at the end of Goblet
>Doesn't kiss Ron on the cheek
HARRY'S IN!
the condition of the artist is inflicted by unresolved trauma
Harry x Luna was the key to everything. The only relationship that made sense.
JK isn't a subtle writer. her surname being "Lovegood" means she was considered as final boss.
Harry and Ginny is the one case where you can't blame them for having no chemistry; they were 9 and 11 when they were case, it's a fricking miracle the series had as good performances as it does from hiring children.