They have no chemistry!

They have no chemistry!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True. Harry should have ended up with Draco who should have been a girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Scared Potter ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something is off with her face but I cant put my finger on it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's fine, gayboy, I'll take her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some girls look somewhat like a troony but they don't got the penis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Harry should have feminized Draco with a obscure spell from the Half Prince Book and then marry her to cement an alliance between the Potter and Malfoy families

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > feminized Draco
        does it mean he would still have his dick?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Magic is only bound by the caster's will.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that on her throat and left upper arm? cat scratches?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexual is frowned upon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fem Draco
      >Starts of being pissed off in Y1
      >Hostile in Y2
      >Tsundere Y3
      >Takes her to the YuleBall in Y4
      >Comforts him in Y5
      >Has to choose between Harry and her father in Y6
      >Doesn't know if they can get back togather in Y7
      It's the most simple, but kino love story

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if Rowling made a cashgrab spinoff reboot like Stephanie meyers did but with draco/femharry bully romance she could easily make another billion

        women love that shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Given how popular Merula and Cassandra are, men wouldn’t mind it either

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >like Stephanie meyers
          What she did?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            twilight but with reversed genders

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it was a fun read

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I finally get what? It's a stupid story even by harem standards

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Boy twilight sounds pretty good.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like Anonymoose's saga.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was hot, then I learned she used to physically assault Evan Peters. Since then, I think she's even hotter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't her character supposed to be hot?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had gotten a sex scene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sad. Maybe you should find a girlfriend

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm too autistic to understand what people mean when they say no chemistry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It means they didn't study practical science in school enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's not Luna.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actors pretend a believable lie for the sake of entertainment. When it involves romance sometimes you can tell the actors just don't behave like lovers would and that they're just reading the lines. Like Padme and Anakin in the prequels.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron ALERT
        moron ALERT
        PADME AND ANAKIN HAVE THE GREATEST ROMANCE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY, GEORGE CREATED A BEAUTIFUL, ENGROSSING UNIVERSE DRIPPING IN BATHOS AND PATHOS AS A CALLBACK TO SOME OF THR MSOT BEAUTIFUL SHAKESPEAREAN POETRY…YOU ARE A MIDWIT WHO LISTENS TO E CELEBS IF YOU THINK THEIR ROMANCE WASNT BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm from a time before e-celebs, zoomie. Sorry.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong in every detail as alway, child

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have nothing in common and don't really feel like a couple in love

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever been with someone who knows how to follow when you play the fool 100% of the time?
      Like it is completely natural of them how to react to whatever antics you play?
      Or if you improvise on spot a play pretend, they get into their role without breaking a sweat?

      That's chemistry. People who mold with your personality naturally. Kindred spirits

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you ever been with someone who knows how to follow when you play the fool 100% of the time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      watch valerian and the city of a thousand planets. if you still don't understand after that there is no helping you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic people are incapable of chemistry so I don't blame you.
      In a movie it just means the two characters believably seem attracted to each other.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normally actors frick their co-stars off screen, which is why they interact so well socially on camera. Actors being ultra liberal, sexually amoral, hot, rich, banging their coworks is hardley a suprise. Infact it is safe to assume all female leads get gang banged by the film crew, Ive seen my share of them.
      >t. microphone guy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *sexually immoral

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Come 'ere and give us a snog, 'arry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did Harry make the right choice?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Heavily cherrypicked image, Cho is in that new Amazon show with Chloe Grace Moretz and she looks AWFUL. Got walled hard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yellow fever homosexuals have been polluting this site since 2016

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >in that new Amazon show with Chloe Grace Moretz
          HOLY SHIT THAT'S HER?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The piggy with the dyke haircut? Ye

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and what about a picture? you fricking scumbag

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nah she still looks good.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Asian don't Raisin.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >she still looks good
            she looks like my frumpy asian grandmother

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Asian women normally look like crap. They just get mad plastic surgery.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen de flour's breasts. she pulled them out in a french flick (surprise surprise)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        asian waifu won

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the best picture but I think Luna is still pretty hot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, if she didn’t have that eye make up giving her the appearance of a corpse she’s still probably a cutie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            contemplate the aroma

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >still

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        iam so sad about Fleur
        they were supposed to inhabit beauty!!!!!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The chink is heavy on makeup and photoshop. Not fair. You know the guy who did this has yellow fever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >asian gets a western nosejob
        clockwork

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The British slag genes is what impresses me the most.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Luna is clearly the best choice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ALL IN ALL YOUR JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE ____

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bong women are a special case.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only true take:
        Book Harry should have ended up with Hermione (He pitied and was kinda disgusted by Luna), Book Ron should have ended up with Luna (It's the ONLY girl he plain liked for real, Luna couldn't believed it which makes her cuter)
        Movie Harry should have ended up with Luna (Best chemistry on camera and they shared a lot of moments), Movie Ron should have ended up with Hermione (as it was)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Book Harry very clearly can’t handle Hermione without Ron being there as a buffer.
          The two times it happened had him alternating between bemoaning there was no fun allowed and wishing Ron was there

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's just on schools matters tho
            Hermione literally shaped Harry's views on elves and was a valuable companion, harry was just too stubborn
            >Hermione was right on the broom being from sirius, harry just didn't listened
            >Hermione was right that the sirius dream could be a trap, harry partially listened
            >Hermione was right about Kreacher, Herry listened but too late
            She was also rigth about a million other things, Harry is too hard headed to notice that she was a valuable women in his life that actively cared for him.
            Spinning all Hermione did for Harry into gratitude, and then slowly into love would be easy.
            Ginny on the other hand was nothing but a cute face at the point she "fells" for her and more or less continued to be that.
            Imagine ditching a valuable girl for a pretty one (that likes quidditch, I'll give her that)

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > That's just on schools matters tho
              In general. Goblet literally has him say that despite how much he likes her, she’s draining to be around because she’s got no off switch and isn’t as fun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but that's precisely what Harry needs.
                He is just too stubborn to see it.
                Even Dumbledore knew that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Emma is by far the prettiest. Pic related is from July 2022.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yellow fever chads, I fricking kneel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn homie, is she vegan or something ? wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literally looks like my crackhead aunt. how is it even possible

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bri'ish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How old is she?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        32 or so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is filtered as frick. Her skin is literally bluish because of how heavily it's filtered. She's cute af now. Recent pic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look at all that photoshop. Blur tool has been doing overtime.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every single example of "look how hot females are when they're early 20s" is photoshopped to hell and back. Not to mention caked out in makeup. Young women aren't hot, they look like moronic tiktok kids and it really shows. Women who are beautiful and actually have some appeal are all around 30-40.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrinkly, barren, female hands typed this post.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Incel freak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wrinkly, barren, female hands typed this post.

                Lol you were right, it was an old woman.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't me who replied that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a dude. I'm 23 and I straight up do not see the appeal of young women. Older women are objectively hotter. Both sexually and non-sexually family friendly, it's agreed upon older women are more perfect looking. A woman in her 20s could never be this pretty and have this much charm.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Julie Andrews was in her late 20s when Mary Poppins was filmed dumbass

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo she was 29 and 364.9 days
                You're proving my point. She's even prettier in Sound of Music which was filmed later. Late 20s is considered post wall when it's the beginning of the hottest stage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo she was 29 and 364.9 days
                You're proving my point. She's even prettier in Sound of Music which was filmed later. Late 20s is considered post wall when it's the beginning of the hottest stage.

                But you're right I should have made it clearer. When guys say "women in their 20s are hot," they mean like 22. So I automatically said women in their 20s to specifically mean early 20s. Late 20s women are hot and look more similar to 30s.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Catherine Zeta-Jones just announced that she has been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder.

            >Half the the time she's deliriously happy and the other half she has to suck an old man's wiener.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explaim

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino side profile. Am jelly.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"oooh 'arry, yer fingers are makin' a right mess of me drippin' chuff."

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harry didn't really have chemistry with any of the girls did he?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong Phhotter? Never bottomed before?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There was no chemistry in the books either, it just kind of happened and felt pretty lame. Harry had more chemistry with Cho and they only went on 1 date that ended horribly.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We know.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care, if it’s ginge minge that’s good enough for me

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, doesn’t look half bad here and her body is top notch. How old is this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was taken 1 year ago. Women in their 30s are regularly tight and attractive. Half of women in their 20s are obese so I never understood this wall obsession. She never had an attractive face (way too square, eyes/nose are meh) and she looks exactly the same.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ugly b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cute. Would settle down with and bicker about what we watch on the telly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Redhead milf with a tight body
      Yup. Not even a question

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a wee potato m8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just need a cardboard box and printout of he face fom first movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice body, terrible face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, she looks like a man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a snowman in march

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, no shit, you're on fricking Cinemaphile.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dick got really hard when I first read about them kissing in the book

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post fanfics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By Sigmar…

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We can go deeper.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post fanfics.

          are these actual legal to have posted

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ao3 is actually pretty based because they fight tooth and nails to protect the right of every degenerate fanfic on their site

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WHY GARY WHY

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he pass up Hermione for his friend's underage sister?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In book canon Ginny can suck the soul out of a dementor if you take my meaning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Book Ginny is an athletic bombshell while book Hermione is a homely nerd.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but she's also the school Bicycle

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why didnt you choose us daddy?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Director: "Is it necessary to give the doll nipples and a vegana? Won't she be clothed in that scene"

      What's your response

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You too...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"Look, pal, im trying to be nice about this but it's pretty clear you dont understand the first thing about the chemical properties of premium, food grade silicon rubber. dont tell me how to do my job and i wont tell you how to do yours. btw can you tell Luna to come by after lunch for her nude full body casting?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you been undressing my waifu? I'll kill you!

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you have to understand that Harry and Ron were practically brothers, so this was effectively an incest ship

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Harry cast a spell that makes her breasts bigger and he titty fricks her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is making polyjuice potion and fricking your bros gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gay. But I’d be using that shit if I was a married wizard. Find some big titty b***h, get her hair, have my wife turn into her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What if you both turn into chicks and just makeout and scissor a bit?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s gay. Lesbian sex is boring. No wonder they have Pillow Death. It always cracks me up they hate men but end up getting giant dildos and strap ons to mimic a good good dicking

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Lesbian sex is boring
            Not if one or both the girls are straight.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pay to be gay? You can see disinterest in their faces. All women want dick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care whether they're straight in real life or not. But a girl being seduced into lesbianism is kino.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >clit against clit action is boring
            gay

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Even lesbians claim that it doesn't feel good. Does it look hot? You bet; but it's not great.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why would getting a rug burn on your snatch feel good.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they get pillow death cause women are just less interested in sex

            female sexuality is more reactive

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If you frick them well women become horny little freaks and will have a higher sex drive than you do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Real?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Posted in a behind the scenes magazine iirc and went unnoticed.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's dope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes it is homosexual. even with magic you cannot change your gender. if you want to test it just look at the marauder's map

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but I would have I pussy I mean he would have a pussy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          who cares? it's still gay. there's nothing wrong with fricking your bro go ahead just don't try to convince me you aren't gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see how me taking a potion, turning into a cute girl, and slobbering on my friend's wiener could in any way be construed as gay. It wouldn't even be my fault if I liked it because I would be in a girl's body.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              as I said, look at the marauder's map and it will deadname them. it's gay as frick. go ahead and be gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >go ahead and be gay
                That's gross. You aren't getting it. I would be in a girl's body so getting railed wouldn't be gay. Or he or whoever.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ach, I dinnae eatcher haggis ye daft coont
    that Groundskeeper Willie ass voice coming out of such a biological chink is hilarious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that happened

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the point of chemistry when they can just use magic

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    some people just rate redheads above all other women (me)

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ginny was literally BUILT for black men.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >woman so jealous of a cute child that she fires her and replaces her with an uggo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is one of the worst crimes in humanity.
      Also original Pansy would probably outshine Emma Watson.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >uggo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        comparatively speaking yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OG Pansy is way hotter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, uggo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's an uggo in the book too, at least I remember hermione calling her "pigface" or "bulldogface" or smth like that

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know they're entire school schedule?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they're

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't.
    Harry Potter characters are weirdly sexless, like eunuchs, nobody really has any sexual chemistry with anyone, not even canonic pairings like Harry's parents, Harry and Ginny or Ron and Hermione.
    The only time you can see any kind of legitimate passion in these movies is when Harry and Draco are looking at each other like they want to hate rape the other.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They had no chemistry in the books.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monster in the background has a less horrifying face than her.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The romance is unarguable the worst part of Harry Potter, and it's a legitimately agonizing glimpse into the mind of Rowling's sad, divorced, middle age mind.
    >ron and hermione are at each others throats 24/7, but we're supposed to think it's cute and sweet
    >they literally have no positive interactions and are just filled with hate and vitriol
    >ginny turns into a bawd at hermione's suggestion in order to get harry's attention; she intentionally dates as many hot guys as possible, even though she is holding out for harry
    >we're supposed to believe harry and ginny have this deep connection even though they never share any type of emotional intimacy the way he does with ron and hermione
    >rowling, be a divorcee, specifically makes all the characters date other people first so they won't end up with their first person they go out with
    >this is because, as a divorced woman, her self-worth is dependent on the fact that your first love is not your true love
    Anyone who reads her Strike series knows how awful the romance is in that as well.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I rewatched Harry Potter 1 two nights ago and it felt so dull and empty. It's not how I remember it. I'm wondering if I'm getting to an age where I can't enjoy things I once did from my childhood. Not even nostalgia could help me enjoy it. I was planning on going on a Harry Potter marathon between now and Christmas but now I don't think I will. That first movie really left a sour taste in my mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is easier for a person to become mentally invested in a false reality when their actual reality feels secure to them
      that's why fandoms are made of children and people living off gibs who don't know any better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The first 2 movies were always like that. 3 has soul, 4 is cringekino, 5-8 are competent and entertaining though I know some people don't like them

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody re-reading atm?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NOPE/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wot dis?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          do american zoomers really not know what a book is?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Last chapter introduced magical trannies
        D R O P P E D
        R
        O
        P
        P
        E
        D

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This was pretty good up until a chapter or two ago when the author shoehorns in some fricking troony propaganda. Genuinely didn't see it coming; these c**ts normally can't hold back from putting that shit in chapter one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          TSM is 50+ years old, I doubt he cares about trannies for real and only did it because of pressure from the troony loving elements on his discord.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >TSM is 50+ years old
            Is he really lmaos? Gross.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why discord is full of trannies. what does it have that attracts them like moth to a fire?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >what does it have that attracts them like moth to a fire?
              Impressionable children to groom

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anonymity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think I read all of the good Harry in Slytherin fanfictions years ago
        this one isn't one of them

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine standing that close to your aunt and not kissing her

    Source?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    duh it's called potions

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HARRY X HERMIONE IS THE BEST SHIP BTW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Kisses Harry on the cheek at the end of Goblet
      >Doesn't kiss Ron on the cheek
      HARRY'S IN!

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the condition of the artist is inflicted by unresolved trauma

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harry x Luna was the key to everything. The only relationship that made sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      JK isn't a subtle writer. her surname being "Lovegood" means she was considered as final boss.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harry and Ginny is the one case where you can't blame them for having no chemistry; they were 9 and 11 when they were case, it's a fricking miracle the series had as good performances as it does from hiring children.

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