they should've just quit after getting fired tbh. this whole youtube "let's make toast" "buy my gin" "this is my tesla" "come to my farm shop" era is becoming embarassing
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i like pints of bitter and sometimes boobies they are just like me
They're not though, particularly Clarkson who larps hardest and is most pozzed of the lot
>70 year old multimillionaires have stupid hobby jobs
sounds great
Boomer millionaires indulge themselves on camera. The hit new comedy!
Underrated
They just want to remain relevant.
A normal person would take their eight-figure net worth and retire. The type of people driven to become celebrities are addicted to the attention no matter how degrading.
just goes to show that despite everything you know, money will not make you happy
It does. When you choose to work, despite being a millionaire, just to indulge yourself that's happiness. But even if money doesn't buy happiness, crying into a pillow that costs more than most peoples cars will always be better than crying on the street corner that is also your home.
true but I'm trying to cope here
Retiring from the spotlight, isn't the same as not working. Obviously, they want attention like a tiktok thot.
being stinky rich therefore having tons of power is the sweet spot, having money and being a powerless dude is worthless
if you're going to deck some producer for being a c**t, you might as well try and outshine their shitty recasting too
I liked the farm show.
Clarksons farm is great though
What is the next special?
James is the only one who can carry a show own his own. Clarkson and Hammond are just charisma voids.
>clarkson
>charisma void
he's naturally funny
He's shitty boomer humor
Okay zoomer
I have literally never seen a post on Cinemaphile that is more blatantly wrong than this. Actually incredible
All of them can easily carry a show on their own.
clarkson used to be fantastic but he's just a big boomer baby nowadays. he became his own character. sad. many such cases
He is exactly like this today
no, somewhere around 2010 he forgot how to turn it off. and clarkson the character and clarkson the man became on and the same.
this applies to c**ts like current year man or conan o'brien so why could it not apply to people on the boomer i like doobie brothers, v8's and alcohol side of things
I honestly think he's like that irl. All his politics and quirks he shares with his 'showman'. While his job is everything he enjoys and he can articles or books effortlessly with his humour and agitations.
How was he different off the screen before 2010?
there's this charlie brooker skit from back in the day where he "the star" goes from "no thank you i don't need a chair" to "WHERE THE FRICK IS MY CHAIR, I'M THE STAR". clarkson really embodies that egotrip to the max.
bbc fired him because he punched a coworker after a long day of powersliding around lamborghinis because he couldn't get a steak. that is entitlement on the level of decadent roman emperors
lmao that Channel 5 joke though
honestly feel like this-era Clarkson and Steve Coogan would unironically get on
It's superficial, but it bothers me a bit that he got more and more out of shape. Yeah he's old but being out of shape makes it even worse.
Other than that he might be more grumpy than before too, not sure.
>Clarkson and Hammond
Clarkson is the charisma, May is the brain and soul, Hammond is there to be the butt of the jokes.
May and Hammond owe their careers to Clarkson. He’s actually so talented that he makes it look effortless. The guy masterminded the most popular tv show of all time for fricks sake
>James is the only one who can carry a show own his own
>Clarkson and Hammond are just charisma voids.
I like May's cooking show and Clarkson's farming show
What happened to Hammond?
Accidentally shut the bathroom door behind him and couldn't reach the handle to get out
He managed to get out but he crashed on his way to work
what? they're as great as ever.
OP must be from fifth gear.
Frick off. James May travel guide era and Clarkson the incompetent farmer is the best stuff they've done in years
Clarkson's Farm is undeniable kino. The only people who hate it are filthy urbanites
>the episode where Caleb shows what kind of a hellhole London is
It's literally designed for urbanites.
It assumes that the audience is almost entirely unfamiliar with the concepts presented.
Did you think that you were special for enjoying it?
Urbanites love it
clarksons farm is kino
C O M F Y
nice house
Any other native English speakers have trouble understanding when British people speak?
only americans are like this
I've been friends with asians and europeans who never have trouble understanding me, then with americans I have to enunciate every fricking word and they all think I'm australian
I can tell the difference in the accents. But when you guys start talking at the speed of light as saying words in British slang I get lost. I had to watch GoT with subtitles on
>"come to my farm shop"
as good as if not better than top gear ever was
OP, as always, is a gay
Clarkson's Farm was kino of the year.
For me, it's Bim
May's cooking videos taught me just how dreary British food actually is.
I bought his cookbook and some things are good, others not so good. The lasagna is fantastic.
the grand tour was embarassing
t. Seething Colombian
They all aged terribly (especially Clarkson) and its become too distracting to ignore.
>era
They've all been doing solo shows for years, even while Top Gear was still running
yeah doing shows not flogging their farm or gin.
a richard hammond show used to be "let's blow up caravans and run over custard with asian fap bait in between"
now it's "you the viewers can vote on my 150k car what color should the gearstick be?"
a james may show used to be building a house out of lego/bridge out of mecanno or getting drunk with oz clarke
now it's "i'm making a cheese sandwich" "please click like and subscribe"
James May's cooking show is "I'm making disgusting working class poverty food and forcing my posh homosexual film crew to eat it". It's incredibly based
Didn’t one of the posh staff say she’s never had a pre made sandwich before? That would piss me off so much
She only eats chips
It is mostly silly but then again some entertaining things have come out of it.
They should have a lot of money now, so they're most likely just doing what they want to do. You're not forced to watch.
Clarkson>May>Hammond
Clarkson is easily the most entertaining
Yes, this is true.
>Clarkson looks like a giant pile of shit and its so distracting
And this part is also true. He could look much better if he tried.
Clarkson looks like a giant pile of shit and its so distracting that it takes away from any program he's in. Hammond 100% needs a script when he's doing solo stuff and it makes him appear rigid and insincere. May probably likes little boys but he's the most charismatic of the bunch and can carry any program he's in on his shoulders.
May>Clarkson=Hammond
accurate post
May's cooking show is just fun filler while he's in between his legit shows/productions
>becoming embarrassing
it was embarrassing from the start but there is something strangely compelling about watching James May struggle to make even a simple sandwich. The man's use of salad cream is deranged, his sandwiches are more condiment than bread
Hammond is hilarious but too rude so all his shit is cut out and all you hear is his scripted acting.
>clarkson's farm is great
>oh cook! is great
>our man in japan is great, Italy special coming out soon
>grand tour is good, not quite the same as top gear but still fun, new Norway special coming out soon
nfc what OP is talking about. i haven't seen any of Hammond's shows but the ones i listed are all good to great, and far better than 90% of the stuff on stream or tv
you all have shit taste. clarkson's scripted farm was terrible. the only good thing since top gear was james reassembling things.
I always got the impression that while they are all funny at a distance, I would absolutely hate working with them because they all seem like rich arrogant know-alls (particularly may in the last point)
Jeremy Clarkson is one of the most talented entertainers of the 21st century and I’m tired of pretending he’s not