They should've just quit after getting fired from Top Gear. Ending their careers on a high note.

They should've just quit after getting fired from Top Gear. Ending their careers on a high note. This current youtube "let's make toast" "buy my gin" "this is my tesla" "come to my farm shop" era is becoming embarassing

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    clarksons farm is pure kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Drivetribe has some Ok videos too, OP is a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clarksons Farm is pure comfy kino and you cannot convince me otherwise.

      They're getting paid money to do what they want. Also Clarkson's Farm is one of the most entertaining shows I've ever seen.

      I just finished watching it yesterday and couldn't believe how good it was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >grab a Black person by the toe
        did he really say it bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. He said "nnh nnh nhh" which is a less homosexual way of saying "blah blah blah."
          Why would you air yourself saying Black person to millions of people? It was just lonely lefties throwing a fit over nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it hadn't been made during the height of china flu, the dumb maskoid and distancing shit is distracting as frick.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they should have just quit after getting fired
    Yes. A sentiment shared by every piece of shit boss who fires someone. I hope they never stop and keep spitting in the BigBunchac**t's face

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's embarrassing being minted and popular. What a pair of fools.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're all just money hungry crypto israelites.
    It's never been easier for them to get paid to shit out garbage

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Grand Tour was great
    I miss Top Gear banter threads

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tv peaked here.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quit getting payed a frickload for doing frickall

    Your a moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >retire while getting paid a lot

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clarksons Farm is pure comfy kino and you cannot convince me otherwise.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were always embarrassing and so were their "fans"(ie, not just people who watched Top Gear because it was on, the absolute bottom-tier lardy baldy berks who would go on and on about how Clarkson was a top bloke because he was verbal clickbait and they were too thick to realise).

    Their new phase is sadder than their previous ones though admittedly - they're like ethots for sad middle-aged Telegraph readers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. producer that got slapped by Jeremy
      should've just done what the man wanted you scrawny nonce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. guardian columnist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who hurt you, sweaty?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "ending your career on a high note" does not pay for retirement

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe they just don't give a damn anymore
    why not just make some dosh while you're at it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're getting paid money to do what they want. Also Clarkson's Farm is one of the most entertaining shows I've ever seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Clarkson's Farm is one of the most entertaining shows

      It's like clarkson is literally the only one of the three who knows how to make good TV. Hammond gets bonus points for racism though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        James May makes comfy daytime TV, Hammond makes TV for children and Americans

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're probably not gays who worry about their imdb list as if evening tele is some form of art form and just enjoy getting paid big bucks to do things they enjoy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the show where May puts appliances back together is kino of the highest order you spastic

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They should've just quit after getting fired from Top Gear.

    When they went from making £30k/episode to £600k/episode? Are you meshuga

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for season 2 of Clarkson's farm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what I expected.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exactly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this makes me think, what about the images where there's hidden text about replying to the post etc.
      Is that unethical? Is that technically tricking people into murdering their own mothers in their own sleeps?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I quite like James May making what barely qualifies as a sandwich. Clarksons Farm and anything Hammond is doing I generally pass on but still can enjoy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to live with James May.
    Just imagine what that'd be like.

    In the morning before he even gets out of bed he'd have that attractively assertive and masculine old man stink, he'd then probably run off and brush his teeth and get back in bed so he could greet you with a "hello".
    Even if you've seen that preparation it doesn't make it any less powerful, even if it's still dark, the warmth I'd be feeling from that would make me feel like it's noon.

    He'd then probably feed me buttered bread and when I tell him that I don't like it, he'd say "I loved eating that as a kid! It's the taste of the 1970s roight here, you youngers..." and then he'd return with a regular buttered bread, last night's bean stew and a cup of black tea.

    He'd then frick off for 3 hours in his man cave, yelling "bloody nora" and "wiener" occasionally, then when I enter to check out what the ruckus is about he'd yell at me for interrupting his focus and then call me back in to watch him repair a Teasmade because he feels bad and he's well aware of his old age, so I get to spend as much time with him as possible. As much as he might dislike people's presence sometimes as long as you're quiet or at least good at talking he's going to get attached to you.

    Somewhere later in the day there'd be some very passionate lovemaking, and everything he says to me is going to be from the heart even if he's no good at dirty talk. He'd probably love to compare the colour of your eyes to things and talk about your skin.
    >Your eyes are as deep and as blue as a scenic Finnish lake by the mountains.
    >Your eyes are as brown as the best coffee I've ever had in my life.
    >Your eyes are as green as the Amazon jungle.
    >Your eyes are as black as oil, and come to think of it they're actually like oil, your eyes fuel me my dear.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's tv for Fricking boomers. You're not supposed to like it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James May's best content has always been the stuff he did himself.

    Idc about Clarkson and Hammond except for Top Gear though.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's comfy fun and james may can do no wrong. frick you op you blithering wiener.
    Op is a british meatball.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clarkson's Farm is kino. Ywnbaw

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