They Slash Them

Looks like Kevin Bacon is ba-ACK!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bacons back on the breakfast menu

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People just wanted to see trannies die but instead they made it so only the "evil" camp counselors get killed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least make it realistic and have half the trannies off themselves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ke-ACK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait so the rest of the cast doesn't get killed? I hate self aware slashers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one else dies?

      That is lame!

      Even the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reboot had the balls to kill the woke Millennials.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    first use of this meme that actually made me laugh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awful

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so the trannies don't get killed but the woke "critics" still gave it a 32%?
    what am I missing here
    also, RIP Kevin Bacon, you're dead to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the movie is just bland and toothless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that did not stop "critics" from giving Buck Panther all 10/10 scores and make it the best movie ever made tho?
        bland, putrid slop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even the homosexuals are shitting on it, but not for the same reasons as Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they hate it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For extremely gay reason
          https://news.yahoo.com/them-worst-movie-scene-173209924.html

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >And then, to my jaw-dropping shock, Alexandra starts to sing P!nk’s “Frickin’ Perfect” to Jordan. Moments later, the other campers join in one by one to make it a full musical number
            and then the article goes on to explain why that's a terrible thing.
            queers need to be cured, for real tho. their brain chemistry needs to be reset to normal on the biological level.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's a good scene where the doctor blackpills the non-binary right before the musical number. Basically says xir is an ugly dyke, and better get used to the idea. There are some accidentally funny moments as well. And a cute blonde who just wants to be a tradwife getting her pussy eaten by the Asian dyke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      critics don't rate movies ideologically. That's a projection from chud people who do that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It ends with a message that the person killing the conversion therapists is in the wrong.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/them

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon hasn't been in even a B-list movie for over a decade

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my shitty, pathetic loser dad watched this movie just so he could complain about it.

    he's pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could've watched it with him and had a good laugh together, but nah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah definitely not

        And here you are complaining about him.

        Yikes.

        he never cared about me, he never did anything for me, he's a parasite.
        he stole my birthday money from ages 14-18

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And I would too if I had a homosexual son like you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And here you are complaining about him.

      Yikes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Mark and go cut the grass before I get home

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now wait a fricking second
    so right now when you have a black lesbian character she can only be a good guy and perfect at everything, when you have a white male he's gonna be the bad guy/traitor/mole whatever
    and now you're telling me if a character is trans they can't even get killed in a fricking slasher movie where they're all trans?
    holy frick, woke propaganda is not just bad in itself,
    it also makes every fricking story completely predictable. I mean the characters can only do things depending on their fricking race, gender and sexual orientation now?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*cures trannies and homos*
    No fuss , no muss

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I looked up "They/Them" on youtube and this is what came up:

    You would find some random person on the street would take a gun to those three freaks' heads and save those kids

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gender neutral pronouns is the most moronic language innovation ever. you not only obscure the gender of the person you're talking about, you now don't know if you're talking about 1 person or several people. the exact opposite of their purpose.

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