They STILL can't prove this video is fake Posted on May 26, 2023 by Anonymous They STILL can't prove this video is fake
The gait is impossible to recreate. Case closed
... oh no...
His ultimate plan:
Distract everyone with his presidency, then no one will violate the deep forests again. All I can do is kneel to the 5D chessmaster.
>The gait is impossible to recreate.
Half the boomers I worked with in construction walked just like that, same build too. Slightly less hair.
Look at just how big the triangle shaped negative space is when he walks while barely lifting it's feet, compare it to this one of trump
Evolution is just a theory.
so is gravity
big foot doesn't exist, take your meds
Bigfoot is real. Don't take your meds.
>t. big foot
That thing has a FAT ass
it is a guy in a chud monkey costume. Fag.
Love is love chud
Back when the video was filmed costumes that well designed weren't capable of being manufactured
it was not manufactured... it was made by the dipshit that filmed it. It is the only important thing he ever accomplished, and it sucks. If you disagree, you also know what the window in your stepdads car tastes like.
Why does the fact that a Bigfoot was caught on film make you seethe so much, esl shitskin?
You are wrong all over you failure. I wish they were real, but know they are not. I also get off on arguing with idiots about stupid fucking nonexisting primates. What of it, cunt?
>opening sentence is word salad
Checks out, schizo.
You believe in elusive woods monkeys. Fucking dork.
>I also get off on arguing with idiots about stupid fucking nonexisting primates.
I bet you enjoy oral copulation with small aquatic mammals too. Also it's nonexistent, not "nonexisting", you retarded existing primate.
Zero physical evidence despite hundreds of years of claims and stories
Wrong, see the monkey men in intro of 2001
>Wrong, see the monkey men in intro of 2001
Yeah, and those costumes weren't nearly as high quality as the supposed Bigfoot one, despite being made by the best in Hollywood
One of the costume designers who worked on 2001 even said as much
Explain this then
anyone kno if real?
Could be real..
it looks like a fat hillbilly in a shitty homemade gorilla costume.
if you look closely at the way its skin moves when it walks it resembles real flesh and not a body within a suit
No. It looks exactly like a guy in a shitty costume.
you clearly don't know what you're talking about, I've read plenty of specialists analysis and both suit designers and biologists can't wrap their heads around the way it moves
And others say the exact opposite.
And yet no one has been able to post anything from them. Strange that.
>people who agree with me said so
I just listen to the specialists
No they didn't.
Yes they did.
i se eyour link is also a cryptid
I see yours is too
It was Planet of the Apes, not 2001, but it's relevant here
>Academy Award–winning monster-maker John Chambers is most famous for his innovative flexible masks in Planet of the Apes (1968). In a 1997 interview in a nursing home with Bigfooter Bobbie Short in her nurse's uniform, he denied rumors that he had created a costume for the Patterson subject, saying "I'm good, but not that good."
That isn't exactly irrefutable proof that this bigfoot footage isn't a guy in a suit.
>goalpost status: moved
The most convincing part to me is the wear lines on its thighs from its hand rubbing against them as it walks. Who would think of that?
Squatch autist that wanted to fuck one
That's why we never saw the suit again...Roger fucked it.
It's only natural.
So if 2001 had a shitter camera and less time spent on them it would look similar.
>hundreds of accounts across the country
Yea it’s totally bullshit and they’re all in on it! Anyways, these creatures are inter dimensional and able to hop through portals. Call me schizo but this is what I’ve gathered from autistically researching this for years
>these creatures are inter dimensional and able to hop through portals
I love this idea. They can teleport any where and instead of deciding to do something cool with that or steal shit or go around the world, they're just like 'nah, we're gonna fuck with hippies in the middle of nowhere America.' That's so fucking funny.
Their hunting grounds are national forests. They don’t leave those areas for some reason
>They don’t leave those areas for some reason
lower amount of observation radiation. The collective unconscious isnt strong innawoods
They're government agents of course
>other people claimed to see bigfoot so this specific footage can't be fake
You're the only one getting mad.
Nobody has proved it to be fake
False. There have been multiple documentaries proving it fake and people have admitted to making the suit and wearing it.
Holy shit. The truth just set me free, anon. Thank you
Being disgusted by esl shitskins is perfectly normal
>Zero physical evidence despite hundreds of years of claims and stories
Apart from the hairs and blood that after dna analysis couldn’t be matched to any known animal?
So... a random lad selected by those that want bigfoot to be real cannot do their job? Facinating. Tell me more you fucking retard.
>Zero physical evidence
That's because "Bigfoot" as we know him isn't a physical being from our plane of existence.
It would look like fake as fuck in 4K. The shitty video quality covers up a lot
Why cant modern technology zoom amd enhance yet
who has the original reel?
get it scanned professionally at 16k and then we can see all the detail
Do you believe everything the tv tells you? That’s categorically wrong if you just take 5 minutes to look into costume design of that decade.
a monkey costume with musculature, boobs, is better than planet of the apes costumes and has DIFFERENT LIMB LENGTH PROPORTIONS AND GAIT TO A HUMAN
>dem der bigfoots are real dun seen me one back in 07' behind mah grannys house
Holy shit you too?
Trump is a fucking bigfoot
My great grandfather and grandfather discovered a sasquatch shitting area and tracks sometime in the 1940s.
those were their grandfathers' shits
That’s a man.
it's not the photographer's fault. bigfoot is just blurry
the video is real ESLfag, the guy in the suit is faking it
>hicks in the boonies get a better ape costume than Planet of the Apes and 2001
Unironically what actually happened btw
I would just like to know where the costume is. The frame of "Patty" turning to look at the cameraman is so iconic probably everyone in the world with access to tv or the internet would be able to recognize it even if they didn't know the origin. That costume would be pricless, and could be making the people involved with the film who are still alive a ton of money.
Why did they make the costume female by giving it breasts? You'd think they would default make the costume male like them.
>he went looking for a bigfoot
>he just so happened to find one on his first try when thousands of people over decades and modern surveillance technology couldn't find a trace of it
>person who is deliberately trying really hard to accomplish thing accomplishes thing
Is it unbelievable to you that it was the people searching for the Higgs Boson particle that found it?
>his first try
He literally did this shit for a decade before the video was shot
except every time it is and people say 'you don't know what you're talking about' or you're a shill.
I'm cool with it though. Hell, I enjoy getting stoned and bird watching, taking pictures of the birds and putting them online. Enjoy your weird hobby too, you fuckin hippies.
Post some of your alleged proofs then.
Fuck the other guy post birbs pls
>butt doesn’t move with legs, just solid inert mass
>can see where material bunches above thigh - likely leg pieces separate from bodysuit
>feet are featureless white cardboard rectangles
There’s signs there if you want to look for them.
>butt doesn’t move with legs, just solid inert mass
>can see where material bunches above thigh - likely leg pieces separate from bodysuit
Wut. Are you talking about the skin ripples?
>feet are featureless white cardboard rectangles
Again, you felt the urge to lie.
I was camping one time and just starting to drift off to sleep. The fire had grown low but I could still see a little out the tent flap. From somewhere behind me I heard a strange, distinctly female voice. I wish I could remember what "she" said, because it was fucking hillarious. A real banger. I laughed uncontrollably and got the fuck out of there. I was so scared I left all of my camping gear and even my dog behind. You can call bullshit on this story all you want but it is true. Funny woman is out there and she is REAL. I do not go in the woods anymore.
>and even my dog behind
I hope for your dogs sake that the voice wasn’t a white female.
Some kind of force field?
Malfunctioning cloaking device.
Of course! Bigfoot had a shield
>Why didn't they shoot it?
They did, it just didn't penetrate
I got some new footage of what is a bigfoot
It was proven fake almost immediately.
A small population of Bigfeet did survive into the late 20th century, but Reagan had the remainder killed for their leftist tendencies.
Everyone is always so focused on the walk that they never notice her big milkers
>Dumb morons believe in this shit and dumb faggy garden gnome magic religion
>Amazingly modern civilization all of the dumb faggy mystical shit stopped
Wow strange coincidence.
Bigfoot, ghosts, UFO abductions and so on all miraculously stopped the moment smartphones were invented, really makes you think
>Bigfoot, ghosts, UFO abductions
The fuck are you talking about? People still report these things all the time.
bigfoots still happen
ghosts cannot be captured on camera
abductions stopped when SDI was put in orbit, the foreign ufos don't come here no more, we built the space border wall, only manmade ufos are seen occasionally now like spy balloons
Russia is a failed society.
Well yeah, it’s ram by garden gnomes and the people who inhabit it are Sl*vs. Hitler hated Russians, and it’s obvious why.
That is a bear or something missing fur on its face.
Mangy yao guai bear
Bear that was a victim of forest fires probably
Authentic. How the hell do hicks in the 60s have that muscle deffinition and jiggle physics in a costume when the best hollywood effects at the time couldn't come close to replicating it? They succeeded in sneaking up on her because they were on horsbeack, she didn't hear humans approaching her. Yes I believe bigfoot are intelligent beings and not animals.
I'm not convinced this video is a recording of a cryptid. Seems more likely it's a mangy animal or dude in a costume.
In this video from 1:03 to 1:07 you catch a glimpse of "something". Don't know if this is real or not but there are a few frames where the something looks at the camera before sauntering off.
This video is a dude in a costume pretending to be a dogman. It's really obvious at 3:11 where you can see baggy sleeves covering the actor's arms. The uploader tries so hard to sell it as a genuine encounter in the comment section though.
In this video from 18:35-18:35 you see a pair of creatures, real or not the uploader claims he didn't see them at the time and had no awareness of their presence.
I think skunk apes are type of gugwe rather than a type of sabe. I think the one in the video is a patty-type sabe and not a skunk ape.
Yeah, dogmen are certainly cooler creatures but I'm happy never encountering either kind of being, it's bad enough living in proximity to a human that chooses malice? A quasi-supernatural being that chooses malice? No thanks, I don't need some mean dude showing up in my dream and then I wale up with terminal cancer. Don't need it. I only ever want to encounter beneficent beings.
what do you think of mothman cryptanon
A semiotic perception of the communications of an interdimensional being. Pretty much the case for all high strange activity.
It's certainly an interesting subject. I think it is a being that actually exists but I lean towards it being a type of creature and multiple likely exist. Winged humanoids and unidentified flying humanoids are an interesting topic unto itself. Regarding what went down with the bridge collapse in Point PLeasant, WV I can't tell you what mothman had to do with that entire scenario, was it a harbinger warning people? Was it malevolent and trying to get people to get on the bridge so they die? Don't know. I think the mose interesting thing was a man in black who identified himself with a strange name, he had built rapport with a mothman witness (I think a woman, I forgot) and the way the fellow conducted himself and some of verbal exchanges he had with the witness, you would think this particular man in black was an foreigner from another world. He called a dense community of people a gathering, when he had been answered by the witness he questioned what a city is. I'll try to find the info.
These honestly look like some kind of bug flying around. 1:03 in the first video looks like a cranefly. 18:42 in the third looks like something shiny flying away from the wall, which is how it kind of glides out and hovers, and doesn't darken the wall behind it.
18:44 looks like the the bugs nearer to the ground are attached to a head and neck and an arm a pair of legs, I usually watch these videos at 0.25x speed, which sadly doesn't generate enough frames to get a real good look at these artefacted videos.
First vid looks like a quadripedal thing. I'd like to think these are mere insects that are poorly captured by video and that I have pareidolia but I can't not see what I think I see.
I'm both, friend.
Looks like a hominid face to me.
Oh wow, this super scary thing you can't see the full body of that looks right at the camera and jumps away just like a human...totally not fake and gay.
I’d shoot that thing dead so quick you’d have no idea
Based shoot first anon
That's Hunter Shafer without makeup
Bring me physical evidence or fuck off.
physical evidence already exists, nobody cares unless there's a cold body or an 8k video, and video is becoming less trustworthy
whats more likely:
1. its a hoax (like many others)
2. or this guy just managed to get bigfoot footage which no one else has ever
You should watch the survivorman episode of bigfoot. Haven't laughed so hard when they showed the stupid "real footage"
i aint clickin that shit bro
Some said, “it’s just a bear” as if that’s much better. Close the fucking window dude.
I’d shoot that thing so quick you have no idea
I would have shot it
Thats a boar/hog
>it's just a boar/hog, bro
fucking bigfoot watching me browse Cinemaphile
bottom middle pic is clearly a boar snout
but bottom-left pic looks like a somewhat flattened nose, I'm with you on that bottom center pic looking like a snout though.
Maybe, another interesting idea. Why do dogmen in particular act like such assholes anyway? It looks to me like they try to provoke humans into aggression because they themselves cannot aggress against humans it seems, so they need the human to initiate conflict so they can get their killing on. Furthermore it seems all of these various beings feed off of fear and perhaps other strong emotions as well. I've always wondered if they gain sustainence or power from making humans shit their pants.
Various anecdotes I've leistened to that were read aloud. I'm afraid I don't have any solid evidence for portal phenomena.
>Various anecdotes I've leistened to that were read aloud
Witness testimony hold up in a court of law
>Can I come in and listen to Joe Rogan bro?
Bigfoot is basically a chimp on steroids.
lol this is literally from a scifi original movie, abominable
could you eat this creature
Looks like someone holding a cat
Supposedly there's a massive ape breeding center near the Everglades and hundreds got out during Hurricane Andrew. Thus explaining why there are so many Skunk Ape sightings in that area.
It may also have to do with everyone in the state being fucked up on meth.
A happy combination.
A person in a suit can't rip the bark off trees like that, that's all I'm saying.
There was a massive ape breeding center near the Everglades and lots got out during Hurricane Andrew. This is why there are so many Skunk Ape sightings in that area
My cousin worked as a ranger in the woods where this footage was captured. He said it definitely happened.
Like I am going to believe your pillowtalk cousin fucker.
Michigan Dogman > Bigshit
Can't be debunked
Literally just a wolf at a strange angle.
Yes, it's a wolf from a stock photo that superimposed into another image and then made to look like a convincing dogman encounter. Dogmen don't have front paws they have long spimdly fingers with claws.
Bro if I ever saw that thing I would shoot it dead instantly
Mediumfoot is even more ellusive on account of his tracks look normal.
it's actually Brie Larson
I've been told multiple times by different people that I walk basically like this
Bigfoots are ghosts, hear me out.
-appear and disappears suddenly
-you get a overwhelming spooky feeling of being watched
-disembodied screams, yells
-hear them walking
-can leave footprints
-strong phantom odors(demons)
People have seen ghost dogs and cats, why not an extinct humanoid species?
if bigfoot is real, why he hasn't sucked my dick
Average gas station customer at 3 am
Man I’d blast that thing on sight
Now that is just a guy on drugs
Fuck these threads I'm alone in a night shift and just heard something move inside the building
It was the echo of your bowels voiding themselves
Springheeled Jack is better than all these mugs. He breathes fire and grabs tittys
I think you could guess it’s height and weight by it’s stride length and timing, has anyone tried that
Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.
Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.
Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.
It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dementional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.
No doubt protals are real and I think many missing 411 cases could be connected to the portal phenomenon. I think gnomes and other fae are also creatures that are a mix between flesh and blood and the supernatural. My basic hypothesis is that all sapient cryptids are chimeric beings that have some degree of human and angel dna and then also a mixture of other dna. I think sasquatch are mixture of human, primate, and nephilim. I think doman are a mixture of human, canine, and nephilim for example. I suspect the dwarven races which I genreally refer to as fae, also have some degree of human dna and nephilim dna. I'm assuming these various "hybridized" races have nephilim/annunaki dna rather than fallen angel dna directly. Another possibility is that humans originally had abilities and we lost use of them, and all of these beings have no nephilim/fallen angel DNA. I just assume because all of these beings follow some manner of spritual precepts that they must have something inherently supernatural and spiritual in their being that humans seem to lack.
Regarding skinwalkers I think there are two categories of being that are referred to as such: magic users/demoniacs; humans that can shapeshift through suupernatural means such as artefacts passed down or contract with demons or outright demonic possession.
Then there are fleshgaits and doppelgangers. Fleshgaits seem to be creatures that live in the skin of other beings, particularly humans, what they are I have no idea but I don't think they're amerindian medicine men that have succumbed to evil spirits. Doppelgangers and fleshgaits might be one in the same, IDK. I've heard of encounters with doppelgangers where the doppelganger is convinced to fuck off, and it's presumed victims leave without harm.
I'm skeptical of all fae type creatures though, they seem real good at deception and abduction. Lots of time loss associated with fae and sasquatch.
>I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE
>I doubt it
Someone post the screencap of the dude explaining getting attacked by a long armed squatch that sent him through a portal or something. It was posted like 40 pages in on an obscure outdoor forum and reads like the dude just wanted to get it off his chest. Not like he's making shit up.
>Someone post the screencap of the dude explaining getting attacked by a long armed squatch that sent him through a portal or something. It was posted like 40 pages in on an obscure outdoor forum and reads like the dude just wanted to get it off his chest. Not like he's making shit up.
REQUESTING THIS TOO
It's some of the craziest shit I've ever read
Me and a few friends camping saw something like this. The first friend who saw it I passed off as being drunk but eventually we all decided to see what he was going on about. Basically he went to go take a piss, and a section nearby began to shimmer like water. None of us went towards it. We all literally just stood there silent as we watched this weird shimmering effect like a portal in Stargate. Eventually it stopped and we all just returned to what we were doing before. On the road trip back a buddy said how weird that shimmer thing was and we all agreed and that was it. None of us really talked about it and since then we've all kinda gone our separate ways rip
I saw 3 orbs floating about 8-9 feet above the ground in the woods at 3am at a crowded lake. It was surreal because I watched it for 30 seconds pass through the area across the cove from me, and the ONLY possible explanation I could come up with in my head was that someone built some giant tower harness to put over them and strapped three flashlights to it in a triangle configuration and then started trampling through the woods. Except that is insane.
This is 1000% true. They must have been will o wisps or fairies or something.
Something is definitely happening with the missing 411 shit
>It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization.
This is why the national forests are so guarded
Realistically, the 'real' human condition is occupied by billions of people who operate in the spiritual realm and in dimensions around us, and they look on what we call 'humanity' with pity because we are simply 6 billion people born with a genetic autism that leaves us stuck in time. The real humanity is something of a celestial host, we are disabled forms of it
Can you guys help me out? I am writing a story where a guy shoots a fat white trash guy in a cheap monkey costume, and I have writers block about how long it should take. What do you think?
I think you sshould determine the length based on what you like to read. You could make a cool short story or a series of novels that takes readers down a rabbit hole of all kinds of stuff.
If this were real, the animal in the picture would have died of old age.
he did. his name was bob heronimus... the guy in the suit that they bought at a costume store.
Because it isn’t. Bigfoot exists. You think some 60s hoaxists would think to stick tits on a gorilla suit?
im on your side but how do u contest with ppl bringing up that he had a copy of some book with an art piece with tits?
Is this real?
Plz reply tit bros i believe the image i posted is a smear but i need definitive answers
Unironically the only thing that makes me think it's real. If someone was making a bigfoot costume, why would they give it boobs?
Teddy Roosevelt wrote about squatches
Teddy was batshit.
last good president
Why would an upright animal walk like that? It's a man in a suit trying to act like an ape man
You'd have to be a next level retard to call this video fake
bigfoot is magic, and that's something just can't seem to accept
the hair on it butt looks like a skirt not actually part of its body
Bigfoot believers are almost as retarded as flat earthers
go listen to a few episodes of bigfoot chronicles and go camping in the woods alone at night then 🙂
Ass doesn't even move at all, fucking cheap bodysuit
Where do some rednecks get shit like this in the 60s?
Pic related is a dogman and not an arachnid. Trust me, I'm anonymous.
dogman is real
No doubt. Don't think I'd ever want to encounter one unless she's single and has no ill will toward me.
This page has a neat vocalization. I think the Type-3 dogman is likely a hybrid between dogman and sasquatch or even human and dogman. I think the size is a result of hybrid vigor.
dogman is real
Because it's not fake. Bigfoot is real and Earth is hollow, dubs will confirm.
>They STILL can't prove this video is fake
They don't have to prove that it's fake. You have to prove that it's real.
The burden of proof is on the accuser. It's real
You're claiming that it's real and I simply don't believe you.
unironically why wasnt this ever debunked
I don't think anyone can deny Bigfoot's existence at this point. I think the FBI files on it should be released to the public.
Who /bob gymlan/ here?
He obviously has 0 ability to filter out bullshit from probably stories.
The fucking story of the dude who had a best friend Sasquatch growing up as a kid and drew himself with an 8 pack at 11 years old. Total fraud
what is this
almost certainly some kind of casio gshock dw5600 variant
in 88? i dont know that much about casio
its one of those 50 meters waterproof ones, i just dont see ones with 4 buttons
anyone explained the weird flat feet
The truth is out there, honey.
it has been proven fake (even despite the burden of proof being on you)
But it has been proven in court.
The judges said the video was fake.
And we all know that the juridical system is working very good and judgdes are very intelligent.
why would a court be involved?
Debunk this chuds
that's not a video