They STILL can't prove this video is fake

They STILL can't prove this video is fake

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gait is impossible to recreate. Case closed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... oh no...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His ultimate plan:
        Distract everyone with his presidency, then no one will violate the deep forests again. All I can do is kneel to the 5D chessmaster.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The gait is impossible to recreate.
      Half the boomers I worked with in construction walked just like that, same build too. Slightly less hair.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at just how big the triangle shaped negative space is when he walks while barely lifting it's feet, compare it to this one of trump

        Trump is a fricking bigfoot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      big foot doesn't exist, take your meds

      >dem der bigfoots are real dun seen me one back in 07' behind mah grannys house

      Evolution is just a theory.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so is gravity

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    big foot doesn't exist, take your meds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bigfoot is real. Don't take your meds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. big foot
      nice try

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That thing has a FAT ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a guy in a troony monkey costume. gay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love is love chud

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back when the video was filmed costumes that well designed weren't capable of being manufactured

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was not manufactured... it was made by the dipshit that filmed it. It is the only important thing he ever accomplished, and it sucks. If you disagree, you also know what the window in your stepdads car tastes like.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does the fact that a Bigfoot was caught on film make you seethe so much, esl shitskin?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are wrong all over you failure. I wish they were real, but know they are not. I also get off on arguing with idiots about stupid fricking nonexisting primates. What of it, c**t?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >opening sentence is word salad
                Checks out, schizo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You believe in elusive woods monkeys. Fricking dork.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I also get off on arguing with idiots about stupid fricking nonexisting primates.
                I bet you enjoy oral copulation with small aquatic mammals too. Also it's nonexistent, not "nonexisting", you moronic existing primate.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zero physical evidence despite hundreds of years of claims and stories

          Wrong, see the monkey men in intro of 2001

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wrong, see the monkey men in intro of 2001
            Yeah, and those costumes weren't nearly as high quality as the supposed Bigfoot one, despite being made by the best in Hollywood
            One of the costume designers who worked on 2001 even said as much

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain this then

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                anyone kno if real?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could be real..

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it looks like a fat hillbilly in a shitty homemade gorilla costume.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you look closely at the way its skin moves when it walks it resembles real flesh and not a body within a suit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. It looks exactly like a guy in a shitty costume.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you clearly don't know what you're talking about, I've read plenty of specialists analysis and both suit designers and biologists can't wrap their heads around the way it moves

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And others say the exact opposite.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet no one has been able to post anything from them. Strange that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people who agree with me said so
                lmfao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just listen to the specialists

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they didn't.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they did.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i se eyour link is also a cryptid

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see yours is too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was Planet of the Apes, not 2001, but it's relevant here
                >Academy Award–winning monster-maker John Chambers is most famous for his innovative flexible masks in Planet of the Apes (1968). In a 1997 interview in a nursing home with Bigfooter Bobbie Short in her nurse's uniform, he denied rumors that he had created a costume for the Patterson subject, saying "I'm good, but not that good."

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That isn't exactly irrefutable proof that this bigfoot footage isn't a guy in a suit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >goalpost status: moved

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                im on your side but how do u contest with ppl bringing up that he had a copy of some book with an art piece with breasts?

                The most convincing part to me is the wear lines on its thighs from its hand rubbing against them as it walks. Who would think of that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Is this real?

                Squatch autist that wanted to frick one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why we never saw the suit again...Roger fricked it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's only natural.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              So if 2001 had a shitter camera and less time spent on them it would look similar.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hundreds of accounts across the country
            Yea it’s totally bullshit and they’re all in on it! Anyways, these creatures are inter dimensional and able to hop through portals. Call me schizo but this is what I’ve gathered from autistically researching this for years

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >these creatures are inter dimensional and able to hop through portals
              I love this idea. They can teleport any where and instead of deciding to do something cool with that or steal shit or go around the world, they're just like 'nah, we're gonna frick with hippies in the middle of nowhere America.' That's so fricking funny.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their hunting grounds are national forests. They don’t leave those areas for some reason

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They don’t leave those areas for some reason
                lower amount of observation radiation. The collective unconscious isnt strong innawoods

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're government agents of course

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >other people claimed to see bigfoot so this specific footage can't be fake

              Why does the fact that a Bigfoot was caught on film make you seethe so much, esl shitskin?

              You're the only one getting mad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody has proved it to be fake

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                False. There have been multiple documentaries proving it fake and people have admitted to making the suit and wearing it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit. The truth just set me free, anon. Thank you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being disgusted by esl shitskins is perfectly normal

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zero physical evidence despite hundreds of years of claims and stories
            Apart from the hairs and blood that after dna analysis couldn’t be matched to any known animal?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              So... a random lad selected by those that want bigfoot to be real cannot do their job? Facinating. Tell me more you fricking moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

                Hasn't happened.

                Has.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hasn't happened.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zero physical evidence
            That's because "Bigfoot" as we know him isn't a physical being from our plane of existence.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How convenient

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would look like fake as frick in 4K. The shitty video quality covers up a lot

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why cant modern technology zoom amd enhance yet

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                who has the original reel?
                get it scanned professionally at 16k and then we can see all the detail

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you believe everything the tv tells you? That’s categorically wrong if you just take 5 minutes to look into costume design of that decade.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a monkey costume with musculature, boobs, is better than planet of the apes costumes and has DIFFERENT LIMB LENGTH PROPORTIONS AND GAIT TO A HUMAN

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dem der bigfoots are real dun seen me one back in 07' behind mah grannys house

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice selfie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you too?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trump is a fricking bigfoot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My great grandfather and grandfather discovered a sasquatch shitting area and tracks sometime in the 1940s.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those were their grandfathers' shits

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a man.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not the photographer's fault. bigfoot is just blurry

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the video is real ESLgay, the guy in the suit is faking it

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hicks in the boonies get a better ape costume than Planet of the Apes and 2001

    Unironically what actually happened btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would just like to know where the costume is. The frame of "Patty" turning to look at the cameraman is so iconic probably everyone in the world with access to tv or the internet would be able to recognize it even if they didn't know the origin. That costume would be pricless, and could be making the people involved with the film who are still alive a ton of money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make the costume female by giving it breasts? You'd think they would default make the costume male like them.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he went looking for a bigfoot
    >he just so happened to find one on his first try when thousands of people over decades and modern surveillance technology couldn't find a trace of it
    555-come-on-now.png

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >person who is deliberately trying really hard to accomplish thing accomplishes thing

      Is it unbelievable to you that it was the people searching for the Higgs Boson particle that found it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his first try
      He literally did this shit for a decade before the video was shot

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    except every time it is and people say 'you don't know what you're talking about' or you're a shill.

    I'm cool with it though. Hell, I enjoy getting stoned and bird watching, taking pictures of the birds and putting them online. Enjoy your weird hobby too, you frickin hippies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post some of your alleged proofs then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the other guy post birbs pls

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butt doesn’t move with legs, just solid inert mass
    >can see where material bunches above thigh - likely leg pieces separate from bodysuit
    >feet are featureless white cardboard rectangles
    There’s signs there if you want to look for them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >butt doesn’t move with legs, just solid inert mass
      Liar
      >can see where material bunches above thigh - likely leg pieces separate from bodysuit
      Wut. Are you talking about the skin ripples?
      >feet are featureless white cardboard rectangles
      Again, you felt the urge to lie.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was camping one time and just starting to drift off to sleep. The fire had grown low but I could still see a little out the tent flap. From somewhere behind me I heard a strange, distinctly female voice. I wish I could remember what "she" said, because it was fricking hillarious. A real banger. I laughed uncontrollably and got the frick out of there. I was so scared I left all of my camping gear and even my dog behind. You can call bullshit on this story all you want but it is true. Funny woman is out there and she is REAL. I do not go in the woods anymore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and even my dog behind
      I hope for your dogs sake that the voice wasn’t a white female.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some kind of force field?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Malfunctioning cloaking device.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course! Bigfoot had a shield
        >Why didn't they shoot it?
        They did, it just didn't penetrate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hicks in the boonies get a better ape costume than Planet of the Apes and 2001

      Unironically what actually happened btw

      ... oh no...

      https://i.imgur.com/pNrXowF.gif

      They STILL can't prove this video is fake

      I got some new footage of what is a bigfoot

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was proven fake almost immediately.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A small population of Bigfeet did survive into the late 20th century, but Reagan had the remainder killed for their leftist tendencies.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is always so focused on the walk that they never notice her big milkers

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumb Black folk believe in this shit and dumb homosexual israelite magic religion
    >Amazingly modern civilization all of the dumb homosexual mystical shit stopped

    Wow strange coincidence.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bigfoot, ghosts, UFO abductions and so on all miraculously stopped the moment smartphones were invented, really makes you think

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Delusional.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bigfoot, ghosts, UFO abductions
        The frick are you talking about? People still report these things all the time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bigfoots still happen

        ghosts cannot be captured on camera

        abductions stopped when SDI was put in orbit, the foreign ufos don't come here no more, we built the space border wall, only manmade ufos are seen occasionally now like spy balloons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merely coincidence.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that pic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merely coincidence.

      Russia is a failed society.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, it’s ram by israelites and the people who inhabit it are Sl*vs. Hitler hated Russians, and it’s obvious why.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GENERAL KENOBI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a bear or something missing fur on its face.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      elephant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mangy yao guai bear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear that was a victim of forest fires probably

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Authentic. How the hell do hicks in the 60s have that muscle deffinition and jiggle physics in a costume when the best hollywood effects at the time couldn't come close to replicating it? They succeeded in sneaking up on her because they were on horsbeack, she didn't hear humans approaching her. Yes I believe bigfoot are intelligent beings and not animals.

      I'm not convinced this video is a recording of a cryptid. Seems more likely it's a mangy animal or dude in a costume.

      In this video from 1:03 to 1:07 you catch a glimpse of "something". Don't know if this is real or not but there are a few frames where the something looks at the camera before sauntering off.

      This video is a dude in a costume pretending to be a dogman. It's really obvious at 3:11 where you can see baggy sleeves covering the actor's arms. The uploader tries so hard to sell it as a genuine encounter in the comment section though.

      In this video from 18:35-18:35 you see a pair of creatures, real or not the uploader claims he didn't see them at the time and had no awareness of their presence.

      I think skunk apes are type of gugwe rather than a type of sabe. I think the one in the video is a patty-type sabe and not a skunk ape.

      Michigan Dogman > Bigshit

      Yeah, dogmen are certainly cooler creatures but I'm happy never encountering either kind of being, it's bad enough living in proximity to a human that chooses malice? A quasi-supernatural being that chooses malice? No thanks, I don't need some mean dude showing up in my dream and then I wale up with terminal cancer. Don't need it. I only ever want to encounter beneficent beings.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think of mothman cryptanon
        just memes?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A semiotic perception of the communications of an interdimensional being. Pretty much the case for all high strange activity.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's certainly an interesting subject. I think it is a being that actually exists but I lean towards it being a type of creature and multiple likely exist. Winged humanoids and unidentified flying humanoids are an interesting topic unto itself. Regarding what went down with the bridge collapse in Point PLeasant, WV I can't tell you what mothman had to do with that entire scenario, was it a harbinger warning people? Was it malevolent and trying to get people to get on the bridge so they die? Don't know. I think the mose interesting thing was a man in black who identified himself with a strange name, he had built rapport with a mothman witness (I think a woman, I forgot) and the way the fellow conducted himself and some of verbal exchanges he had with the witness, you would think this particular man in black was an foreigner from another world. He called a dense community of people a gathering, when he had been answered by the witness he questioned what a city is. I'll try to find the info.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Endrid Cold

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indrid Cold

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        These honestly look like some kind of bug flying around. 1:03 in the first video looks like a cranefly. 18:42 in the third looks like something shiny flying away from the wall, which is how it kind of glides out and hovers, and doesn't darken the wall behind it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          18:44 looks like the the bugs nearer to the ground are attached to a head and neck and an arm a pair of legs, I usually watch these videos at 0.25x speed, which sadly doesn't generate enough frames to get a real good look at these artefacted videos.
          First vid looks like a quadripedal thing. I'd like to think these are mere insects that are poorly captured by video and that I have pareidolia but I can't not see what I think I see.

          Bigfoot believers are almost as moronic as flat earthers

          I'm both, friend.

          Thats a boar/hog

          Looks like a hominid face to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow, this super scary thing you can't see the full body of that looks right at the camera and jumps away just like a human...totally not fake and gay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d shoot that thing dead so quick you’d have no idea

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d shoot that thing so quick you have no idea

        Bro if I ever saw that thing I would shoot it dead instantly

        Man I’d blast that thing on sight

        I would have shot it

        Based shoot first anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Hunter Shafer without makeup

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me physical evidence or frick off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      physical evidence already exists, nobody cares unless there's a cold body or an 8k video, and video is becoming less trustworthy

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats more likely:
    1. its a hoax (like many others)
    2. or this guy just managed to get bigfoot footage which no one else has ever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should watch the survivorman episode of bigfoot. Haven't laughed so hard when they showed the stupid "real footage"

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i aint clickin that shit homie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some said, “it’s just a bear” as if that’s much better. Close the fricking window dude.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d shoot that thing so quick you have no idea

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have shot it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a boar/hog

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just a boar/hog, bro

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking bigfoot watching me browse Cinemaphile

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            bottom middle pic is clearly a boar snout

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              but bottom-left pic looks like a somewhat flattened nose, I'm with you on that bottom center pic looking like a snout though.

              [...]
              Realistically, the 'real' human condition is occupied by billions of people who operate in the spiritual realm and in dimensions around us, and they look on what we call 'humanity' with pity because we are simply 6 billion people born with a genetic autism that leaves us stuck in time. The real humanity is something of a celestial host, we are disabled forms of it

              Maybe, another interesting idea. Why do dogmen in particular act like such buttholes anyway? It looks to me like they try to provoke humans into aggression because they themselves cannot aggress against humans it seems, so they need the human to initiate conflict so they can get their killing on. Furthermore it seems all of these various beings feed off of fear and perhaps other strong emotions as well. I've always wondered if they gain sustainence or power from making humans shit their pants.

              [...]
              [...]
              proofs?

              Various anecdotes I've leistened to that were read aloud. I'm afraid I don't have any solid evidence for portal phenomena.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Various anecdotes I've leistened to that were read aloud
                So, nothing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Witness testimony hold up in a court of law

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Can I come in and listen to Joe Rogan bro?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bigfoot is basically a chimp on steroids.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol this is literally from a scifi original movie, abominable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      could you eat this creature

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone holding a cat

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly there's a massive ape breeding center near the Everglades and hundreds got out during Hurricane Andrew. Thus explaining why there are so many Skunk Ape sightings in that area.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It may also have to do with everyone in the state being fricked up on meth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A happy combination.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A person in a suit can't rip the bark off trees like that, that's all I'm saying.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a massive ape breeding center near the Everglades and lots got out during Hurricane Andrew. This is why there are so many Skunk Ape sightings in that area

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin worked as a ranger in the woods where this footage was captured. He said it definitely happened.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like I am going to believe your pillowtalk cousin fricker.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michigan Dogman > Bigshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be debunked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just a wolf at a strange angle.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally no.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just a wolf at a strange angle.

        Yes, it's a wolf from a stock photo that superimposed into another image and then made to look like a convincing dogman encounter. Dogmen don't have front paws they have long spimdly fingers with claws.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro if I ever saw that thing I would shoot it dead instantly

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mediumfoot is even more ellusive on account of his tracks look normal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually Brie Larson

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+f "knees"
    >No results
    Shit thread

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    knees

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been told multiple times by different people that I walk basically like this

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoots are ghosts, hear me out.
    -appear and disappears suddenly
    -you get a overwhelming spooky feeling of being watched
    -disembodied screams, yells
    -knocks
    -hear them walking
    -can leave footprints
    -strong phantom odors(demons)
    -throws objects(poltergeists)
    People have seen ghost dogs and cats, why not an extinct humanoid species?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if bigfoot is real, why he hasn't sucked my dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average gas station customer at 3 am

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I’d blast that thing on sight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that is just a guy on drugs

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick these threads I'm alone in a night shift and just heard something move inside the building

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the echo of your bowels voiding themselves

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Springheeled Jack is better than all these mugs. He breathes fire and grabs tittys

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you could guess it’s height and weight by it’s stride length and timing, has anyone tried that

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.

    Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.

    Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.

    It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dementional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No doubt protals are real and I think many missing 411 cases could be connected to the portal phenomenon. I think gnomes and other fae are also creatures that are a mix between flesh and blood and the supernatural. My basic hypothesis is that all sapient cryptids are chimeric beings that have some degree of human and angel dna and then also a mixture of other dna. I think sasquatch are mixture of human, primate, and nephilim. I think doman are a mixture of human, canine, and nephilim for example. I suspect the dwarven races which I genreally refer to as fae, also have some degree of human dna and nephilim dna. I'm assuming these various "hybridized" races have nephilim/annunaki dna rather than fallen angel dna directly. Another possibility is that humans originally had abilities and we lost use of them, and all of these beings have no nephilim/fallen angel DNA. I just assume because all of these beings follow some manner of spritual precepts that they must have something inherently supernatural and spiritual in their being that humans seem to lack.
      Regarding skinwalkers I think there are two categories of being that are referred to as such: magic users/demoniacs; humans that can shapeshift through suupernatural means such as artefacts passed down or contract with demons or outright demonic possession.
      Then there are fleshgaits and doppelgangers. Fleshgaits seem to be creatures that live in the skin of other beings, particularly humans, what they are I have no idea but I don't think they're amerindian medicine men that have succumbed to evil spirits. Doppelgangers and fleshgaits might be one in the same, IDK. I've heard of encounters with doppelgangers where the doppelganger is convinced to frick off, and it's presumed victims leave without harm.
      I'm skeptical of all fae type creatures though, they seem real good at deception and abduction. Lots of time loss associated with fae and sasquatch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.

        Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.

        Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.

        It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dementional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.

        >It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization.
        This is why the national forests are so guarded

        proofs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE
      >I doubt it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the screencap of the dude explaining getting attacked by a long armed squatch that sent him through a portal or something. It was posted like 40 pages in on an obscure outdoor forum and reads like the dude just wanted to get it off his chest. Not like he's making shit up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone post the screencap of the dude explaining getting attacked by a long armed squatch that sent him through a portal or something. It was posted like 40 pages in on an obscure outdoor forum and reads like the dude just wanted to get it off his chest. Not like he's making shit up.
        REQUESTING THIS TOO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's some of the craziest shit I've ever read

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's some of the craziest shit I've ever read

          See

          This one?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gracias

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shimmering oval
          Me and a few friends camping saw something like this. The first friend who saw it I passed off as being drunk but eventually we all decided to see what he was going on about. Basically he went to go take a piss, and a section nearby began to shimmer like water. None of us went towards it. We all literally just stood there silent as we watched this weird shimmering effect like a portal in Stargate. Eventually it stopped and we all just returned to what we were doing before. On the road trip back a buddy said how weird that shimmer thing was and we all agreed and that was it. None of us really talked about it and since then we've all kinda gone our separate ways rip

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I saw 3 orbs floating about 8-9 feet above the ground in the woods at 3am at a crowded lake. It was surreal because I watched it for 30 seconds pass through the area across the cove from me, and the ONLY possible explanation I could come up with in my head was that someone built some giant tower harness to put over them and strapped three flashlights to it in a triangle configuration and then started trampling through the woods. Except that is insane.

            This is 1000% true. They must have been will o wisps or fairies or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something is definitely happening with the missing 411 shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization.
      This is why the national forests are so guarded

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No doubt protals are real and I think many missing 411 cases could be connected to the portal phenomenon. I think gnomes and other fae are also creatures that are a mix between flesh and blood and the supernatural. My basic hypothesis is that all sapient cryptids are chimeric beings that have some degree of human and angel dna and then also a mixture of other dna. I think sasquatch are mixture of human, primate, and nephilim. I think doman are a mixture of human, canine, and nephilim for example. I suspect the dwarven races which I genreally refer to as fae, also have some degree of human dna and nephilim dna. I'm assuming these various "hybridized" races have nephilim/annunaki dna rather than fallen angel dna directly. Another possibility is that humans originally had abilities and we lost use of them, and all of these beings have no nephilim/fallen angel DNA. I just assume because all of these beings follow some manner of spritual precepts that they must have something inherently supernatural and spiritual in their being that humans seem to lack.
      Regarding skinwalkers I think there are two categories of being that are referred to as such: magic users/demoniacs; humans that can shapeshift through suupernatural means such as artefacts passed down or contract with demons or outright demonic possession.
      Then there are fleshgaits and doppelgangers. Fleshgaits seem to be creatures that live in the skin of other beings, particularly humans, what they are I have no idea but I don't think they're amerindian medicine men that have succumbed to evil spirits. Doppelgangers and fleshgaits might be one in the same, IDK. I've heard of encounters with doppelgangers where the doppelganger is convinced to frick off, and it's presumed victims leave without harm.
      I'm skeptical of all fae type creatures though, they seem real good at deception and abduction. Lots of time loss associated with fae and sasquatch.

      Realistically, the 'real' human condition is occupied by billions of people who operate in the spiritual realm and in dimensions around us, and they look on what we call 'humanity' with pity because we are simply 6 billion people born with a genetic autism that leaves us stuck in time. The real humanity is something of a celestial host, we are disabled forms of it

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you guys help me out? I am writing a story where a guy shoots a fat white trash guy in a cheap monkey costume, and I have writers block about how long it should take. What do you think?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you sshould determine the length based on what you like to read. You could make a cool short story or a series of novels that takes readers down a rabbit hole of all kinds of stuff.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this were real, the animal in the picture would have died of old age.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did. his name was bob heronimus... the guy in the suit that they bought at a costume store.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it isn’t. Bigfoot exists. You think some 60s hoaxists would think to stick breasts on a gorilla suit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im on your side but how do u contest with ppl bringing up that he had a copy of some book with an art piece with breasts?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im on your side but how do u contest with ppl bringing up that he had a copy of some book with an art piece with breasts?

      >has breasts
      Unironically the only thing that makes me think it's real. If someone was making a bigfoot costume, why would they give it boobs?

      Is this real?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plz reply tit bros i believe the image i posted is a smear but i need definitive answers

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has breasts
    Unironically the only thing that makes me think it's real. If someone was making a bigfoot costume, why would they give it boobs?

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teddy Roosevelt wrote about squatches

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teddy was batshit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        last good president

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would an upright animal walk like that? It's a man in a suit trying to act like an ape man

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have to be a next level moron to call this video fake

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bigfoot is magic, and that's something just can't seem to accept

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fake

    the hair on it butt looks like a skirt not actually part of its body

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot believers are almost as moronic as flat earthers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go listen to a few episodes of bigfoot chronicles and go camping in the woods alone at night then 🙂

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass doesn't even move at all, fricking cheap bodysuit

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do some rednecks get shit like this in the 60s?

      a monkey costume with musculature, boobs, is better than planet of the apes costumes and has DIFFERENT LIMB LENGTH PROPORTIONS AND GAIT TO A HUMAN

      Indeed.
      Pic related is a dogman and not an arachnid. Trust me, I'm anonymous.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dogman is real

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No doubt. Don't think I'd ever want to encounter one unless she's single and has no ill will toward me.
          https://dogmanencounters.com/about-dogmen/
          This page has a neat vocalization. I think the Type-3 dogman is likely a hybrid between dogman and sasquatch or even human and dogman. I think the size is a result of hybrid vigor.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            dogman is real

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not fake. Bigfoot is real and Earth is hollow, dubs will confirm.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They STILL can't prove this video is fake
    They don't have to prove that it's fake. You have to prove that it's real.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The burden of proof is on the accuser. It's real

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're claiming that it's real and I simply don't believe you.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically why wasnt this ever debunked

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone can deny Bigfoot's existence at this point. I think the FBI files on it should be released to the public.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who /bob gymlan/ here?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He obviously has 0 ability to filter out bullshit from probably stories.
      The fricking story of the dude who had a best friend Sasquatch growing up as a kid and drew himself with an 8 pack at 11 years old. Total fraud

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrist watch?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost certainly some kind of casio gshock dw5600 variant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        in 88? i dont know that much about casio

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        too big

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its one of those 50 meters waterproof ones, i just dont see ones with 4 buttons

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone explained the weird flat feet

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is out there, honey.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has been proven fake (even despite the burden of proof being on you)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it has been proven in court.
    The judges said the video was fake.
    And we all know that the juridical system is working very good and judgdes are very intelligent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would a court be involved?

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Debunk this chuds

    %3D%3D

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a video

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