They were kino. It's time to admit it.

They were kino. It's time to admit it.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crust

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love chocolate crusted strawberries

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crust

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is STILL talking about this episode almost a year and a half later
    he won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didnt write the episode. This was the episode that Craig Mazin had complete control over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile still talks about the 40 Year Old Virgin. Who fricking cares?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crust

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashes to ashes, dust from crust.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this series was about a zombie apocalypse?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably how the virus started, from dudes butt fricking each other.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CRUSTIN MAKES ME FEEEL GOOOD

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lust for the crust

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one time I went without wiping for a day on accident and the whole time i was fidgeting and uncomfortable and felt gross. you have to be out of your mind to be gay and want people to frick your butt when it is that crusty.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when I kiss your mustached mouth I can actually taste the fun we had yesterday...
    >Well, I kind of wanted to surprise you Frank... I let the goo solidify on my hairy lip to develop a sort of... Crust
    >It's beautiful... Now both of your ends are crusty, exactly how I like it
    >Frank... I-
    >Hush now, I have surprise for you too...
    >W-what is it, my crustacious love?
    >Do you crust me?
    >With all my heart, Frank
    >It's... My glans and urethra... I didn't wash after the crustalicious fun we had earlier either
    >Does that mean-
    >Yes, My penis has crustified and I believe gangrene has taken root
    >That's just... Beautiful. Let's have anal sex

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ahh geez, that's crusty.. frick

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UGH

    UGH

    UGH

    YOU LIKE THAT YOU CRUSTY LITTLE b***h??

    UGH

    UGH

    YOU LIKE THAT?

    UGH

    TAKE IT

    TAKE MY CRUST LAYERED DICK

    UGH

    I JUST FRICKING BROKE YOUR CRUSTY ASS HYMEN b***h

    UGH

    UGH

    YOU SMELL THAT?

    THATS MY LOVE FOR YOU BABE

    UGH

    UGH

    UGH

    YOUR SHIT CRUSTS ARE MELTING INSIDE YOUR butthole RIGHT NOW

    UGH

    AS I PUSH THEM DEEPER

    THOSE SHIT CRUSTS ARE TURNING
    BACK TO SHIT

    UGH

    I WANT YOU TO FART THEM BACK INTO ME

    UGH

    UGH

    FART THOSE MELTED SHIT CRUSTS INTO MY URETHRA AS I COME

    ONE

    UGH

    TWO

    UGH

    THREE FART b***h

    UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRICKKKKK

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WANT THE CRUST
    >GOTTA HAVE THAT CRUST
    >OWWWW
    >WE WANT THE CRUST
    >YA GOTTA HAVE THAT CRUST

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm what does our post-apoc kino need? This is based on a video game after all. We need a hook. Something edgy. Something to make the gamers in the audience happy. Mid 20s/30s males who loved the game and want to see it explored on the big screen! Maybe a story of a nerdy guy who saves a cute girl and they survive together and fall in love? Even with a tragic ending that really gets their testosterone pumping?
    NO!!!!
    We need two fat smelly fricking homosexuals pumping each other full of mansperm and cumming in asses and cumming on mustaches and busting crust with manly moans and shit on dicks and slurping up semen after it's been farted out of a shitty, crusty man-ass!!! This is what gamers want to see! This is exactly what the show needs! People love fricking hairy old men fricking each other in the butt and poop on dicks and old dudes with mustaches sucking on wieners and farting out cum live on TV. This is what modern audiences crave!
    >wins 10+ homohomosexual awards for this episode alone
    Well, I guess they were right....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We need two fat smelly fricking homosexuals pumping each other full of mansperm and cumming in asses and cumming on mustaches and busting crust with manly moans and shit on dicks and slurping up semen after it's been farted out of a shitty, crusty man-ass!!!
      But that didn't happen. You realize that posting this over and over doesn't mean it happened on screen? The neurosis this episode caused you is really serious. You should talk to a doctor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Top kek.
          [...]
          Someone's crusty

          Imagine your mom finding out you crusty copipasta folder lmaoo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's one homosexual describing his disgusting gay fanfic in detail. I'd recommend just hiding and ignoring these threads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one homosexual describing his disgusting gay fanfic in detail
          His name is Neil Druckmann

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top kek.

      >We need two fat smelly fricking homosexuals pumping each other full of mansperm and cumming in asses and cumming on mustaches and busting crust with manly moans and shit on dicks and slurping up semen after it's been farted out of a shitty, crusty man-ass!!!
      But that didn't happen. You realize that posting this over and over doesn't mean it happened on screen? The neurosis this episode caused you is really serious. You should talk to a doctor

      Someone's crusty

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were crusty. It's time to admit it

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