>Saurons futures cannot be liquidated, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any asset that we here possess. The Ring was made in the great crash of 2018. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into
Bitmex and cast back into the x100 leverage trading from whence it came. One of you must do this
The prophecy said no living man WOULD slay him.
Because Eowyn would. Eowyn killed him because Merry stabbed him with a magic sword that dispelled his magic protections
> read my butthole > read > up against your nose
imagine being so moronic you forget the words you used in your own ESL post.
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yeah well you're a child molester so how's that
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>admits to being underage
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the brain can read scentsso technically i was right just give up and stop replying because ive already won a thousand times before you cannot beat me give up it is completely useless to reply to me
"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
A sword rang as it was drawn. "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I!"
Who thought it was a good idea to start off this movie with the siege of Gondor already in progress? Who thought it was a good idea to make Witch-King sound like a Skeletor? Who thought the fat catmen designs for orcs were any good? Why is it that the only person who can properly adapt Lord of the Rings is Peter Jackson?
what do you mean, fake Vijo Morganstein?
and always will be
Aragorn's right
Trannies ain't men.
They forgot how to be.
How did Frodo pay the inheritance tax on this bad boy?
Hobbits don't believe in taxes
Hobbit society just sounds better and better.
Someone get Lobelia on the case.
He didnt. The big israelite in mordor was destroyed
Had to liquidate the ring for that one though
>Saurons futures cannot be liquidated, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any asset that we here possess. The Ring was made in the great crash of 2018. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into
Bitmex and cast back into the x100 leverage trading from whence it came. One of you must do this
>I shall take the ring to Beardor.
>Though I do not know the way.
The Bagginses are incredibly wealthy.
>We’ve had inheritance tax yes, but what about capital gains tax?
>…
>i dont think he knows about capital gains, pip
Still the best lotr meme thread
Was that already posted in another thread? I just came up with it now. Thats hilarious, this whole board really is just one hivemind
Something similar. I believe it was 'we've had federal tax, but was about state tax'. It's a popular spot to meme about
What about 11-c's
daaaang
When Bilbo gave it too him, he also gave him the rest of his fortune. He just vastly undervalued the shirt
Who would he pay taxes to? That thing is worth more than the entire shire.
inheritance tax? wtf is this goblinery?
Cool it with the transphobic remarks Strider
God, Elijah was beautiful in this movie
Remember when fantasy films starred beautiful white people?
I can't even remember the taste of strawberries fr fr no cap
Valinor bussin
LoTR was an outlier even then. Don't delude yourself.
GIVE UP THE HALFLING CIS ELF
>They were once Men. They still are, but they once were, too.
And he calls it a vegana.
A vegana
everyone who has read the silmarillion knows that Melkor acts like a troony.
Never thought i'd die fighting side by side with a woman
How about with cis-gender scum?
aye...I could do that.
Was this even possible he was telling her no men can kill him but then she said not a men but a woman can?
The prophecy said no living man WOULD slay him.
Because Eowyn would. Eowyn killed him because Merry stabbed him with a magic sword that dispelled his magic protections
Merry is also not a man but a hobbit.
Read "Macbeth" you gibbering frickwit.
Read my butthole up against your nose, pal
> gibbering frickwit thinks you use your nose to see
Don't speak to me again until your skin has lightened by at least five shades.
If my butthole is up in your face, surely you'd be able to see it? That's right, b***h. You just got owned with logic. Now start licking.
> read my butthole
> read
> up against your nose
imagine being so moronic you forget the words you used in your own ESL post.
yeah well you're a child molester so how's that
>admits to being underage
the brain can read scentsso technically i was right just give up and stop replying because ive already won a thousand times before you cannot beat me give up it is completely useless to reply to me
"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
A sword rang as it was drawn. "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I!"
>where thy flesh shall be devoured
umm... whats the lore behind this bros? is he talking figuratively or literally
>They will not know pain, they will not know fear, they will taste man-flesh!
I'm thinking the latter.
it heavily implies rape anon
Who thought it was a good idea to start off this movie with the siege of Gondor already in progress? Who thought it was a good idea to make Witch-King sound like a Skeletor? Who thought the fat catmen designs for orcs were any good? Why is it that the only person who can properly adapt Lord of the Rings is Peter Jackson?
Anyone else thought she was dead after this and was confused why she was alive again later? Or why she died so suddenly.
>chops undead dudes head off
>that means she's dead
I don't follow you.
She was found dead on top of the king.
Eomer probably just thought she was dead, she was probably just unconscious. I don't know.
i fricking hate you idiots
DILATE YOU FOOL
WHERE THERE'S SNIP
*SNIP*
THERE'S A WAY
WHERE THERE'S A SNIP
*SNIP*
THERE'S A WAY
WE DON'T WANNA BE A MAN TODAY SO THE LORD OF THE SCISSORS TOOK OUR DICKS AWAY
WE'RE GONNA DILATE ALL DAY ALL DAY ALL DAY
WHERE'S THERE'S A SNIP THERE'S A WAY
>it is a red sun. Stock has been sold this night
What about their wieners? They don't need those!
lol
And now they do it for free.
>NASDAAAAAAAAAAQ
kino
How did they know about menus? Did saruman had a McDonald’s?
I AM NO MAN
*tink*
Frodo did I ever tell you that Isildur was a ring wraith?
>were once men
>autistically screeching
>dies facing the real women who firmly refuse to become a men
What Jackson ment by that?