They're making Toy Story 5 because they want to continue to rape our beloved childhood memories by inserting gay faggy trans shit in everything. I bet you anything there's some LGBTQ slop in the next one, maybe a transgender "choose your own gender" Mr Potato head doll. If there isn't, I'll geld myself. That's a bet.
>Elemental >Flopping
Literally impossible, despite your chudly desires. Not only is it going to be the biggest hit of the year, but it’s the most important movie since The Little Mermaid (2023)
New black female toy with afro who's a girl boss who will have more screen time than Buzz
New toy who wears a pride pin who is never shown to be gay but Disney will run headlines leading up to the films release saying how he's the first openly gay character in toy story (the pin will be easy to edit out for oversea markets)
A toy who's "subtly" confused about his gender who the toys refer to as "they/them"
Buzz remaining a secondary character with a small role
Girl boss BoBeep returning
All the children depicted on screen with be mystery meat mutts and blacks
One of the kids parents will be a same sex couple, again, never shown to be gay, but it'll be obvious they're a couple (easily edited out of the overseas markers)
>the movie is going to depict what the world actually looks like oh no!!! It's supposed to reflect the close minded world /misc/ has created in their sheltered heads!!!
If you ever have kids (you wont) you're going to be in for a rude awakening when you realize how many of your kids classmates have lgbtq family members and same sex parents.
The biggest problem with Toy Story 4 is that it makes all the other movies look retarded by setting up the lost toys concept. In 1-3 all the toys top priority is Andy because he’s their owner, they bring him happiness, etc. nobody really cares they are sentient beings until 4. Then it’s like well, why do these sentient beings give a fuck about being owned by us when they can thrive on their own?
Why continue to bother? The og cast is dying off one by one and even then they were sidelined for the nu-toys in 4. That I honestly can’t even remember except for the Key & Peele stuffed animals. They arent as iconic as Jessie, or Potato head or Rex
I don't think they'll be able to make a movie as good as the original 3. They split Buzz and Woody in 4, so I am not even sure who they'd focus the movie around.
The only cool thing to me is seeing new toys. I just hope the story is actually good and its not too woke. I know it'll be a little woke already considering they censored the casting couch joke in Toy Story 2.
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Welcome back buddy
>The toys long for death but can never die
Finally, the last chapter in the Toy Story saga
>Last Chapter.
I don't think this is the end anon.
It is, just like Toy Story 3 and Toy Story 4 were the last chapter
>A New Beginning for the Toy Story saga
It's gonna be shit
>Wall-E 2
>Everyone is gay and trans in addition to fat this time
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They're making Toy Story 5 because they want to continue to rape our beloved childhood memories by inserting gay faggy trans shit in everything. I bet you anything there's some LGBTQ slop in the next one, maybe a transgender "choose your own gender" Mr Potato head doll. If there isn't, I'll geld myself. That's a bet.
Here's a leaked screenshot!
I really want a time lapse of woody in a gutter rotting away while the futurama song plays. That's all I've ever wanted.
>Elemental
>Flopping
Literally impossible, despite your chudly desires. Not only is it going to be the biggest hit of the year, but it’s the most important movie since The Little Mermaid (2023)
It’s going to be gangbanged by Spider-Man and Mario. The movie is based on a fundamentally flawed premise.
>fundamentally flawed
Just because you can’t be around people who don’t look exactly like you doesn’t mean other people can’t.
New black female toy with afro who's a girl boss who will have more screen time than Buzz
New toy who wears a pride pin who is never shown to be gay but Disney will run headlines leading up to the films release saying how he's the first openly gay character in toy story (the pin will be easy to edit out for oversea markets)
A toy who's "subtly" confused about his gender who the toys refer to as "they/them"
Buzz remaining a secondary character with a small role
Girl boss BoBeep returning
All the children depicted on screen with be mystery meat mutts and blacks
One of the kids parents will be a same sex couple, again, never shown to be gay, but it'll be obvious they're a couple (easily edited out of the overseas markers)
>the movie is going to depict what the world actually looks like oh no!!! It's supposed to reflect the close minded world /misc/ has created in their sheltered heads!!!
>>the movie is reflecting the current social climate you bigot
! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE THE MOVIE REFLECT THE CURRENT SOCIAL CLIMATE YOU BIGOT!
If you ever have kids (you wont) you're going to be in for a rude awakening when you realize how many of your kids classmates have lgbtq family members and same sex parents.
everybody is lgbtq now. My grandpa was a male lesbian.
Buzz was barely a character in 4, he probably won't even show up in 5
The biggest problem with Toy Story 4 is that it makes all the other movies look retarded by setting up the lost toys concept. In 1-3 all the toys top priority is Andy because he’s their owner, they bring him happiness, etc. nobody really cares they are sentient beings until 4. Then it’s like well, why do these sentient beings give a fuck about being owned by us when they can thrive on their own?
So its' going to be a slavery metaphor?
Wasn't 4 supposed to be a metaphor for barren childless femcel cope?
Why continue to bother? The og cast is dying off one by one and even then they were sidelined for the nu-toys in 4. That I honestly can’t even remember except for the Key & Peele stuffed animals. They arent as iconic as Jessie, or Potato head or Rex
Another Toy Story movie and Jim Varney isn't alive to voice Slinky
And Don Rickles
and Tim Allen (died of chudhood)
I don't think they'll be able to make a movie as good as the original 3. They split Buzz and Woody in 4, so I am not even sure who they'd focus the movie around.
The only cool thing to me is seeing new toys. I just hope the story is actually good and its not too woke. I know it'll be a little woke already considering they censored the casting couch joke in Toy Story 2.
If there were a 5 it’s so obvious they would have the focus be on Woody and the nu-toys.