Think you can handle dating a superhero?

Think you can handle dating a superhero?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If any supe suddenly became interested in me and me alone it would blatantly be the ploy of some supervillain frickery or they have ulterior motives of their own. Frick that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's a flawed mindset, unless they're leading you on with no reward, at least you would've banged a superhero.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but what a way to go.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Know how the olympics are basically one giant orgy? Super hero gatherings would be the same way. These are super humans with super metabolisms. Their urges would be incredibly strong.

    Basically a superhero would cheat on you guaranteed. Only date one if you're a turbo cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the goal is to get superpowers and sleep around too

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the superhero I suppose. I'd probably prefer the extremes, either some lower level one who does the occasional vigilante work, or some OP one who can kick absolute ass all the time. Any in the middle who are constantly caught in life or death would be emotionally draining.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I'd date a supervillainess.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No but if I got to atleast smash id be happy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No woman will settle for a man of lower status, especially not a woman with literal superpowers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No woman will settle for a man of lower status

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting kidnapped by a supervillain would suck.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, there's nothing wrong with dating fascists

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine that'll vary significantly depend on which one we're talking about

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to try and fail.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but I'd be way more proactive than the average civilian. Gotta get a fancy ring, some tech stuff, some spells, or something because frick being some useless mook

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would massage Kara every night and make cookies for her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How heavy before she's no longer able to fly?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Think you can handle dating
    no

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just one flex of their pussy and your dick is destroyed so no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >All superheros have super strength
      Anon...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking about creampeing powergirl when I posted that comment

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even handle dating a regular person.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy traced Batman

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I could handle dating, let alone dating a superheroine. But a man can dream though. A man can dream.

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