third try's the charm. who would you cast in the next hitman movie?

third try's the charm. who would you cast in the next hitman movie?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy who plays the blackpilled incel in that British show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Corrigan?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'd be wasted on a character that barely speaks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >internal monologue

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just make him have internal monlogue like Rober Downey JR Sherlock Holmes
          make it black comedy like Crank
          cha ching

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        >well I suppose I could...ugh I have to kill him don't I there's no I suppose anymore mark you have to BE the hitman now! yes! you are the alpha male! you are the..oh no that fellow looks a bit dodgy I better cross the...oh he's made eye contact just keep walking...remember you are the alpha male, you are the hitman!
        >hello good sir!
        >oh hello...(oh no now he's talking to me and I'm going to miss my target, he's trying to sell me something no doubt but even the alpha male can't be rude)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would genuinely be a good pick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your crossbow bolt has pierced the foid's heart, excellent work Agent 13/50.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Bernthal, he seems like a tough sort of guy who could really perform the physicality of the part

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't 47 supposed to be relatively unrecognizable and able to blend in to crowds and use disguises effectively?
      >Yes officer, it was that ugly israelite with the massive nose who looks like Bert from Sesame Street

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anything he should stand out in crowds, he's a tall, muscular bald man in a suit with a barcode tattooed prominently on the back of his head

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't 47 supposed to be relatively unrecognizable
        It would make sense but his model in the games is the opposite of that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anything he should stand out in crowds, he's a tall, muscular bald man in a suit with a barcode tattooed prominently on the back of his head

        No, it's stated plainly in the documents found in the first two games that he was specifically designed in a way to look as ethnically vague as possible - he is supposed to be something between Caucasian and Slav, but also with some Asian elements.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >as ethnically vague as possible
          >ultra bright blue eyes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looks super white, anon. He looks like the product of some secret eugenics experiment in the Antarctic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he is supposed to be something between Caucasian and Slav
          Same shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jon Bernthal, he seems like a tough sort of guy
      you must be a woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      47 is a very composed and coldblooded operator, every time Bernthal plays a "tough guy" he seems like a sloppy drunk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost Bernthal is a fake tough guy mensch

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jay Baruchel

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EY IM KLLLING HERE; GOD!!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is entertaining and you see Olga Kurylenko naked
    The second one is insanely bad

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That bald albino guy from Barry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you idiots think alopecia and albinism are the same thing? this is the second time today I've seen this retarded shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down baldy

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya. Just so I could force her to shave her hair bald.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say no more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The tranny you shot your pozzed load into has contracted AIDS and will die within the next six months. Well done 47.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh man...tough day at work Mike...yeah...no it was just a terrible day for the market

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first one was cool
    >typical hollywood sequel: dude what if a strong womyn [...]
    cringe.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally David Bateson. He's a bit old looking but 47s been getting up there in the years anyways. He's also the voice actor in every single game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be so funny to have him be some random guy at the restaurant and have him say that he needs to use the bathroom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but 47s been getting up there in the years anyways

      He ages slower than a "regular" human.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He actually cares about the character too
      >Was seething about the fact that his character was talking a lot more in the new trilogy
      >Calmed down when he saw that it was all properly in character and a fuckton were situational/optional shit and not gay drama

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Sins

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would watch the shit outta current meth addled arc stamper assassining around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would watch the shit outta current meth addled arc stamper assassining around.

      Meth stamper is boring as fuck. All the stupid homosexual wants to do is make white chick facebook posts and do very gay cooking videos. Of all the things he did that were intertaining, why would he fall into meth as his ending?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman in movie form just doesn't work.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew McConaughey?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget about the actor.
    How you (You) make a good Hitman movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make it something akin to the Day of the Jackal

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Satan's little helper is the perfect hitman movie

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shave his head and give him the proper red tie and he's ready for action

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman is gay. I would stop trying to make it into a movie
    >boring-ass bald assassin man
    Yawn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoken like a gay man

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude in X-Men DOFP looks a lot like 47

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one, just stop

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dwayne Johnson

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do you smeeeeeelllll what the 47 is cooking?!

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know, I'm something of a contractual worker myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino movie btw

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Sinns

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Timothy Olyphant take on the character, but never could think of anyone even close to the way I envision a live-action 47. Tall, piercing, souless blue eyes, broad shoulders and the facial bone structure of a supermodel – if there's an actor that looks like that, I haven't seen him.
    I know people seem to think that a good 47 should just be bald, but there's so much more to the visual identity of the character. Him being some kind of sterile Übermensch archetype is a big part of it.
    >Verification not required.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helmut Kruger

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    notice how there is no push for a female reboot of this because then you'd bring into the lexicon hitmen and hitwomen... hitwomen... hitwomen over and over I will say it, hitwomen.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Statham, fucking DUH?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will never work. It worked in the earlier games because, back then, video games were about absurd characters doing cool things. It doesn't work in a movie (or modern movie games for that matter)

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would work because he's literally all of us

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cillian Murphy. He's got the perfect face, he just needs some platform shoes like RDJ

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Isaacs. He has great eyes. A bit old though.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone with an actual jaw so they don't look like a somalian lightbulb in the bleach factory.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ed Harris would have been great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would have actually, good call

      Literally the only correct choice

      Features far too soft.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, just fucking imagine bros

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only correct choice

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