kek >well I suppose I could...ugh I have to kill him don't I there's no I suppose anymore mark you have to BE the hitman now! yes! you are the alpha male! you are the..oh no that fellow looks a bit dodgy I better cross the...oh he's made eye contact just keep walking...remember you are the alpha male, you are the hitman! >hello good sir! >oh hello...(oh no now he's talking to me and I'm going to miss my target, he's trying to sell me something no doubt but even the alpha male can't be rude)
Isn't 47 supposed to be relatively unrecognizable and able to blend in to crowds and use disguises effectively? >Yes officer, it was that ugly israelite with the massive nose who looks like Bert from Sesame Street
If anything he should stand out in crowds, he's a tall, muscular bald man in a suit with a barcode tattooed prominently on the back of his head
No, it's stated plainly in the documents found in the first two games that he was specifically designed in a way to look as ethnically vague as possible - he is supposed to be something between Caucasian and Slav, but also with some Asian elements.
He actually cares about the character too >Was seething about the fact that his character was talking a lot more in the new trilogy >Calmed down when he saw that it was all properly in character and a fuckton were situational/optional shit and not gay drama
i would watch the shit outta current meth addled arc stamper assassining around.
Meth stamper is boring as fuck. All the stupid homosexual wants to do is make white chick facebook posts and do very gay cooking videos. Of all the things he did that were intertaining, why would he fall into meth as his ending?
I liked Timothy Olyphant take on the character, but never could think of anyone even close to the way I envision a live-action 47. Tall, piercing, souless blue eyes, broad shoulders and the facial bone structure of a supermodel – if there's an actor that looks like that, I haven't seen him.
I know people seem to think that a good 47 should just be bald, but there's so much more to the visual identity of the character. Him being some kind of sterile Übermensch archetype is a big part of it. >Verification not required.
notice how there is no push for a female reboot of this because then you'd bring into the lexicon hitmen and hitwomen... hitwomen... hitwomen over and over I will say it, hitwomen.
It will never work. It worked in the earlier games because, back then, video games were about absurd characters doing cool things. It doesn't work in a movie (or modern movie games for that matter)
That guy who plays the blackpilled incel in that British show
Mark Corrigan?
He'd be wasted on a character that barely speaks
>internal monologue
Just make him have internal monlogue like Rober Downey JR Sherlock Holmes
make it black comedy like Crank
cha ching
kek
>well I suppose I could...ugh I have to kill him don't I there's no I suppose anymore mark you have to BE the hitman now! yes! you are the alpha male! you are the..oh no that fellow looks a bit dodgy I better cross the...oh he's made eye contact just keep walking...remember you are the alpha male, you are the hitman!
>hello good sir!
>oh hello...(oh no now he's talking to me and I'm going to miss my target, he's trying to sell me something no doubt but even the alpha male can't be rude)
Would genuinely be a good pick
>Your crossbow bolt has pierced the foid's heart, excellent work Agent 13/50.
Jon Bernthal, he seems like a tough sort of guy who could really perform the physicality of the part
Isn't 47 supposed to be relatively unrecognizable and able to blend in to crowds and use disguises effectively?
>Yes officer, it was that ugly israelite with the massive nose who looks like Bert from Sesame Street
If anything he should stand out in crowds, he's a tall, muscular bald man in a suit with a barcode tattooed prominently on the back of his head
>Isn't 47 supposed to be relatively unrecognizable
It would make sense but his model in the games is the opposite of that.
No, it's stated plainly in the documents found in the first two games that he was specifically designed in a way to look as ethnically vague as possible - he is supposed to be something between Caucasian and Slav, but also with some Asian elements.
>as ethnically vague as possible
>ultra bright blue eyes
He looks super white, anon. He looks like the product of some secret eugenics experiment in the Antarctic.
>he is supposed to be something between Caucasian and Slav
Same shit
>Jon Bernthal, he seems like a tough sort of guy
you must be a woman
47 is a very composed and coldblooded operator, every time Bernthal plays a "tough guy" he seems like a sloppy drunk
Lost Bernthal is a fake tough guy mensch
Jay Baruchel
>EY IM KLLLING HERE; GOD!!
The first one is entertaining and you see Olga Kurylenko naked
The second one is insanely bad
That bald albino guy from Barry
why do you idiots think alopecia and albinism are the same thing? this is the second time today I've seen this retarded shit
Calm down baldy
Zendaya. Just so I could force her to shave her hair bald.
Idris Elba
Say no more
>The tranny you shot your pozzed load into has contracted AIDS and will die within the next six months. Well done 47.
>oh man...tough day at work Mike...yeah...no it was just a terrible day for the market
>first one was cool
>typical hollywood sequel: dude what if a strong womyn [...]
cringe.
Literally David Bateson. He's a bit old looking but 47s been getting up there in the years anyways. He's also the voice actor in every single game.
would be so funny to have him be some random guy at the restaurant and have him say that he needs to use the bathroom
>but 47s been getting up there in the years anyways
He ages slower than a "regular" human.
He actually cares about the character too
>Was seething about the fact that his character was talking a lot more in the new trilogy
>Calmed down when he saw that it was all properly in character and a fuckton were situational/optional shit and not gay drama
Johnny Sins
i would watch the shit outta current meth addled arc stamper assassining around.
Meth stamper is boring as fuck. All the stupid homosexual wants to do is make white chick facebook posts and do very gay cooking videos. Of all the things he did that were intertaining, why would he fall into meth as his ending?
Hitman in movie form just doesn't work.
Matthew McConaughey?
Forget about the actor.
How you (You) make a good Hitman movie?
Make it something akin to the Day of the Jackal
Satan's little helper is the perfect hitman movie
Shave his head and give him the proper red tie and he's ready for action
Hitman is gay. I would stop trying to make it into a movie
>boring-ass bald assassin man
Yawn.
Spoken like a gay man
This dude in X-Men DOFP looks a lot like 47
Good choice.
No one, just stop
Dwayne Johnson
>do you smeeeeeelllll what the 47 is cooking?!
>You know, I'm something of a contractual worker myself.
Kino movie btw
Johnny Sinns
I liked Timothy Olyphant take on the character, but never could think of anyone even close to the way I envision a live-action 47. Tall, piercing, souless blue eyes, broad shoulders and the facial bone structure of a supermodel – if there's an actor that looks like that, I haven't seen him.
I know people seem to think that a good 47 should just be bald, but there's so much more to the visual identity of the character. Him being some kind of sterile Übermensch archetype is a big part of it.
>Verification not required.
Helmut Kruger
notice how there is no push for a female reboot of this because then you'd bring into the lexicon hitmen and hitwomen... hitwomen... hitwomen over and over I will say it, hitwomen.
Jason Statham, fucking DUH?
It will never work. It worked in the earlier games because, back then, video games were about absurd characters doing cool things. It doesn't work in a movie (or modern movie games for that matter)
It would work because he's literally all of us
Cillian Murphy. He's got the perfect face, he just needs some platform shoes like RDJ
Jason Isaacs. He has great eyes. A bit old though.
Someone with an actual jaw so they don't look like a somalian lightbulb in the bleach factory.
Ed Harris would have been great.
He would have actually, good call
Features far too soft.
Damn, just fucking imagine bros
Literally the only correct choice