This banana is the atheist's worst nightmare

This banana is the atheist's worst nightmare

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it was le joke

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god is truly amazing, bros in christ

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing that not one person involved in the production of this had heard of selective breeding.

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      this, what's hilarious about it is that bananas in fact are a product of intelligent design, just not in the capacity he's implying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very ironic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They, like ray, had wilfully shut their ears and blinded their eyes because they loved not the truth.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is that accent?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      australian

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was dieting? Actually no, eating fruit makes sense. That probably does terrify an atheist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf are you talking about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Atheists are one of the most obese demographics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As a Christian and committed zionist, I will accept this unsourced statement without question.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3767098/

            As an atheist supporter of open borders, here’s a study

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Read the results of that study you fuckwit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the research shows the suppression effect of obesity between participation in religious services and self-rated health.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Although the association between participation in religious services and self-rated health is suppressed by obesity, this is possibly due to the sample size of white participants (n = 1109) compared to black participants (n = 469) and Hispanic participants (n = 473). Using other religious variables (i.e., importance of religion, religious guidance/religious authority, religious beliefs, and spiritual experiences) in the PS-ARE, future research could examine the association between religious service attendance, self-rated health, and obesity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                None of this contradicts anything? Why did you quote it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because only anglos are atheists. Christians are THE most obese ideological demographic though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >random picture of an obese person
            >no data supporting statement
            yawn

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >stereotypes don't exist for a reason
              But here is you're heckin' source reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Bush-era creationism. It feels quaint compared to Qanon.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >God doesn't exist because....... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY?!!? TRUST THE FUCKING SOIENCE!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God exists because... YOU WEAR LE FUNNY HAT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ‘jak in the pic is hatless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post hand sar!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yahweh is real because some atheists are silly online

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the OP post is literally the same exact thing in reverse

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    atheists are currently lobbying the government to arrest people for misgendering transwomen and millennials are here posting this unfunny shit from decades ago. when does the human brain stop being able to adapt to new realities? 30?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials still think it’s the bush era

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooooo you can't just have a laugh about something stupid from years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When it accepts a biblical worldview

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why is it always specifically christianity you people obsess over

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They’re a naturally ingrained self destruct mechanism for societies, so they just attack whatever the most dominant tradition is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't, it's what you poltarded homosexuals focus on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That has nothing to do with atheism specifically, you sound mad. Also, what matters isn’t whether Christianity is some bulwark against le woke ideology, but whether it’s true. If you aren’t focusing on proving the factual truth of religion, it comes off as diversion.

      why is it always specifically christianity you people obsess over

      When I post anti-Islamic content I get called an Israeli shill. Also, I’m a Westerner, so most people here are familiar with Christianity, and a lot of media assumes basic familiarity with the Bible. It’s not interesting to argue about religions when people aren’t educated about them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gigantic statistical predisposition in one group toward a certain behaviour
        >this is irrelevant!
        No it isn’t. And yes, people’s fundamental view of reality influences their politics.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t the amazing atheist stick a banana up his ass and take a picture?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That, for me, was the surest evidence of intelligent design.
      If you study a banana, you'll find 3 ridges on the far side. If you study the Amazing Atheist's anus, you'll find 3 grooves. The banana and the anus are perfectly made, one for the other.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are some religionfreaks so obsessed with proving the existence of God? Isn't it the entire point that he cannot be proven by mere man? Its literally "a belief" not a "proven by hecking factchecks".
    Atheists trying to disprove God are almost as retarded for the same reason but at least they aren't the ones that started this bs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are some religionfreaks so obsessed with proving the existence of God? Isn't it the entire point that he cannot be proven by mere man? Its literally "a belief" not a "proven by hecking factchecks".
      NOPE. They believe that God operates in physically manifest ways -- that God will heal you if you're sick, that God will make you speak in tongues, and that God will give you money if you give your church money.
      They also believe that God acted in VERY physically manifest ways, like creating the Earth as flat 6000 years ago with every species existing exactly as it is today and then flooding the entire thing a bit later.

      Science looks at these things and says either "WRONG," or, "No sign whatsoever of anything being adjusted off its natural track."

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bottoms up

    and the devil laughs

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that not what everyone was referencing this entire time? Nigga inserted a banana into his bootyhole

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being more israeli than actual israelites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic considering Christianity is measurably more brown than secularism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re going to include the entire world instead of just western nations (where this is demonstrably untrue), then factor in the billion atheist chinamen and mongol slavs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >(where this is demonstrably untrue)
          I used to attend churches. They were all like the united nations in terms of racial demographics. Blacks generally aren't smart enough to challenge the beliefs they grow up with.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >posts no data whatsoever
            >dude I went to churches here’s my anecdotal evidence
            you’re dumb

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >ummm.... got a heckin' source for that?
              No, you're dishonest! You know your going to shake Jamal, Rupinder and Chang's hand on Sunday, homosexual!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh sorry, I should just let you make up random shit and accept your low IQ bullshit as equivalent to statistical data.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I went to an atheist convention and everyone there was chinese and indian. If you ask me to substantiate this you’re a wojak

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Okay, but you're the racist one not me! If only two guys happen to deconstruct and one is white and the other is black then if anything there are a greater proportion of blacks in that community.

                oh sorry, I should just let you make up random shit and accept your low IQ bullshit as equivalent to statistical data.

                Yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >massively outdated meme only posted by redditors
                >i’m le based for having no argument
                Go to bed grandpa.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When the sample size is literally any western country christians don’t skew any less white than atheists do. There are also plenty of retarded atheists, their IQ isn’t any higher than the national average. Try to find self esteem through your own accomplishments, instead of gaining it through an arbitrary belief system

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, but you're the racist one not me! If only two guys happen to deconstruct and one is white and the other is black then if anything there are a greater proportion of blacks in that community.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this has nothing to do with what I said

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just think it doesn't because you're stupid. Many such cases.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ur dumb
                great argument

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, prove me wrong and actually think about it. Get back to me when you figure it out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you’re wrong ahahha I win bye bye
                >how?
                >not telling you!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hint: by comparison there are so few atheists compared to Christians that demographic makeup of atheism is irrelevant.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                except:

                >has an overwhelming proportion of ethnic israelites, chinese bugmen and troons in his community

                If we are including the world in the sample, there are hundreds of millions of atheists and they’re mostly chinese. If we include only western nations, we still have a sample size of hundreds of thousands, of which the vast majority of ethnic israelites and troons are part. The sample size isn’t as small as you’re implying it is, there are more atheists than there are teslas, yet if 1/4 teslas exploded we would have to say there’s something horribly wrong with them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mostly chinese
                That's a condition, moron! Growing up in a totalitarian atheist country obviously makes you outwardly present as an atheist, even if you aren't one. Also I have no idea what your point is anyway, chinese are supposed to be more intelligent than whites.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >they’re pretending to be atheist
                If we can speculate on the secret interior lives of every data point the entire discussion becomes meaningless.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >has an overwhelming proportion of ethnic israelites, chinese bugmen and troons in his community

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't gain self-esteem from atheism because I'm not even an atheist! But obviously retards are more susceptible to believing a guy lived in a fish for three days or the moon split in half (Islam thoughbeit). Not believing in a magic book full of nonsense and contradictions automatically correlates with higher intelligence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >literally every logical impulse tells you contingency is a thing
                >but nothing made everything
                >following your own logic there’s no inherent reason that sensory information would even need to correlate to truth, just usefulness
                >but only empiricism is valid for discerning truth, despite the fact that my definition for truth is ideal and can’t be substantiated with empirical verification

                Literally everything about this is so contradictory that people as far back as plato knew it was bullshit. Improbable I would give precedence over inherently impossible

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What part of I'm not an atheist do you not understand? I am the actually big brain. The guy who says "we don't know the fundamental nature of reality and that's okay".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sure you are buddy, which is why you never criticise them and spend all your free time seething at specifically christians

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You got it all switched around! I am especially good at making Christians seethe because I was a very serious one for the better part of a decade. If I had been a muslim and Cinemaphile were populated by muslims, then I would make them seethe instead. In fact if everyone were an atheist here I would probably troll them with James Tour videos.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you aren’t good at making them seethe. you’re arguing with literally just me. and your personal history actually damages your credibility, because it makes it clear you have an emotional axe to grind and an irrational preference for excising your former self. it’s no different to CS lewis being atheist, converting, and then shitting on atheism the rest of his life. it’s entirely emotional

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >who hurt you
                You know there is a whole board with you retards called Cinemaphile right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you’re not using ironic correctly here since it’s white liberals who have this suicidal voting tendency in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      B-but the silly man in the old video with the banana!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >religious people are more regressive and xenophobic
      >also dumber, more hateful, less educated...

      yeah sounds about right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >basic self preservation instincts are le dumb

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          immigrants aren't going to kill you

          >relinquishing control of your country to ceaseless waves of foreigners is...smart
          show me how smart you are by giving me your car

          immigrants aren't going to steal your car

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you don't wanna give me your car? Why are you so possessed by irrational hatred? Are you an extremist?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >dude le logic and le reason
            >let’s invite 500000000 third worlders into our town and stop breeding lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but they will
            they are happy to come to US from their shithole, happy to accept shittier standards of living, wages, and working conditions, because they're still immeasurably better than their shithole, and now there's more of them happy in their lower shithole standards, without a car, and less access to healthcare because their shithole frozen fast junk food eating habits are full of them clogging up medical resources
            and now you have less and less than you used to, and now you don't have a car because no one does, and now you died in a hospital ER waiting for triage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          preserving the white race in america went out the window when we let all the irish in 150 years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >relinquishing control of your country to ceaseless waves of foreigners is...smart
        show me how smart you are by giving me your car

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >xenophobic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Atheists are the biggest shabbos goys, they only shit on Christianity, sometimes on Islam and almost never on judaism

        immigrants aren't going to kill you

        [...]
        immigrants aren't going to steal your car

        t. baizuo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised Mormonism is less than 50 percent, considering it's the only really "American" religion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mormons get shit for being slightly cultish and having a history of racism and polygamy, but everyone underestimates how quickly they are liberalising

        it's annoying because their leaders are absolute boomers who have the resources to prevent it, but their only concern is growing their coffers, they seem totally unaware it's even happening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this means that the judeo semitic sky man is real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        awww he’s still trying to do the whole israelite thing even though his demographic votes in lock step with israelites

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          religious fundamentalist conservatives literally believe in supporting israel unconditionally because of third temple yhwh bullshit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >post actual statistics showing how it’s his group flooding the country with migrants
            >b-but this random statement I have no data backing up
            ok lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              cool. but just because leftists flood the nations with migrants doesn't mean they support israelites or make your delusional 1st millennium bc goat herder fairytales real.

              >migrants are because of.... LE JOOS
              actually it's because of rootless free market populists. I don't see china flooding their nation with migrants despite being secular marxists.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >god made banana
    >thus, god exists

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ loses yet another thread. eat shit fundie

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A higher being might exist but why the fuck would it care about you. Probably doesn't even know you exist, or maybe doesn't even know this planet exists.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If believing in god was truly satisfying theists wouldn’t crave spreading their bullshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you realise when you say this, thereby doing the exact same thing they are, it negates any meaning in your statement?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no because judeo semitic sky man isn't real evolution is. It's very simple. Nobody would be religious if they weren't groomed to be religious, yet evolution is a fact no matter how much you try and deny it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if this was all so obviously true you wouldn’t need to spend so much time crying about it and proclaiming it online.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            facts don't care about your feeling sweetheart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t create the thread

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >god is all powerful
    >does nothing to help the suffering around the world
    >laughs at a 3 year old getting cancer and dying, justifying it by saying "free will lmao"
    Yeah, if God's real I'd rather spit in his face.

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