This banana is the atheist's worst nightmare

This banana is the atheist's worst nightmare

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *tips fedora*

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you have to remind me of this gays existence

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was hilarious when he BTFO Thunderf00t in that debate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Thunderf00t
      Is he trans now? I heard he bent the knee

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He made an embarrassing Ukraine post but that's about it, as far as I know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      explain please.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Back around 2006-2008 YouTube was awash with athiest content, a lot of it particularly targeted specifically at Christian creationism. Guys like Thunderf00t, TheAmazingAthiest, DPRJones and Richard Coughlan all made this their bread and butter, basically react content but they were taking apart creationists and their arguments.

        This goes on for a while and Thunderf00t, who was arguably the most professional when it came to how he posed his arguments on YT, got challenged to a debate from the guy with the banana in the OP.

        When the debate happened, Thunderf00t lost. It wasn't that his arguments were poor but he just came across as incredibly uncomfortable doing a face to face debate. Whereas the creationist banana man was doing live shows to crowds all the time in Churches and TV and on the road, so he came across as really laid back and confident.

        That's your bit of Athiest YouTube lore for today.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          thank you, anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >When the debate happened, Thunderf00t lost. It wasn't that his arguments were poor but he just came across as incredibly uncomfortable doing a face to face debate.
          That's not losing.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            debates aren't competition of ideas, they're competitions of personalities. what matters is what effect you have on the audience

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >debates aren't competition of ideas, they're competitions of personalities. what matters is what effect you have on the audience
              That's the most low IQ shit I've ever read on this broccoli rating cardboard, and that's a lot of mileage.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh the classic hen and egg paradigm. It's always brought up as some kind of clever move by people who don't understand evolution.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remember the peanut butter one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a fair point though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The foil seal was already partially removed prior to filming so they could check to make absolutely certain that life had not formed, thus spoiling their harebrained theory.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like the Amazing Atheist's worst nightmare.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      i don't get the joke. is it a reference to a tv commercial?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        AA has images of him shoving a banana up his ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >*shoves it up his ass*

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >explain please.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wojack
      >1659
      go back

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are theists, Christians in particular, so fucking retarded? I have never seen an ontological “proof” that wasn’t retarded or didn’t conclude to god’s existence. I can understand being religious through faith but people who say its self evident make themselves look absolutely retarded

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >people who say its self evident make themselves look absolutely retarded
      The obverse is true as well. To take either side is proof positive you are a double moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reading the quinque viae and still uttering the gibberish you just wrote is a proof of a lack of intelligence.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The OG banana man

        >quinque viae
        No idea what this shit is but I'm take a wild guess at it being more "magic is real because it just is" retarded bullshit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >magic
          Christcucks seethe so hard when you say this but ignore the fact Adam's creation was a literal gnomish magic spell.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah people usually "seethe" (call you out) when you say something wrong and stupid. I bet people "seethe" at you every time you speak.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Look up the golem spell goy, you are made of gnomish magic from your gnomish god. I mean, if you are going to believe in bullshit, why not at least pick the white people's religion?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to "look up" anything I already know. I'm also an atheist. Kys Cinemaphiletrionic 4chanACK.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Its especially funny when they get upset about calling their god "sky daddy" when they say themselves "the/our Heavenly Father".

            Yeah people usually "seethe" (call you out) when you say something wrong and stupid. I bet people "seethe" at you every time you speak.

            >noooo you can't call my stupid imaginary bullshit what it is
            Yes, I will. If you believe in magic you're as stupid as a child or worse a woman.

            Did people create all fruits or just this one?

            Most modern fruits are man-made, yes.
            The real question is: is there any natural common produce?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not self evident
      Explain without using words like retarded, if you can.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Case in point this retarded argument

      The Banana proves God exists, because the fact that it exists -- or that anything else at all exists -- is evidence of a Prime Mover, who brought all existence into being.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Low quality banana

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a dog produce a non dog

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>1659
    >go back

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Comfort's arguments for YEC aren't that great, but his exegesis of Deuteronomic Law is second to none

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    newfag getting toasty I see

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what about the 100 other fruits?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Study RNA world hypothesis for 6 years and publish 20 peer-reviewed papers and then we'll talk, theistshitters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do that when I can just assert my magic imaginary friend did it with a magic spell.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    checkmate christcucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU WEAR A FUCKING HAT. I WON THE ARGUMENT

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in God. But I do not believe God created the world and humanity in the way Creationists believe. He started the Big Bang to create light. He set up evolution to create Man.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >God made bananas perfect for human consumption

    No, people did that by selecting the traits of successive generations of fruit to minimize the seed size.

    >It perfectly fits in your hand and your mouth

    So does a dick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >No, people did that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did people create all fruits or just this one?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You ever seen a painting of an old watermelon? Humans trait selected them for more edible flesh and less inner rind.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i wish they had less seeds. i love watermelons but picking the seeds is a massive hassle.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Monsanto and others make seedless. Probably good for you.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why pick the seeds at all? I like that the mix up the texture a little bit, I eat them all. They're not harmful. You don't have to worry about a watermelon growing inside of you and having to shit it out. Just eat them. They're great.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But the rind is the best!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Did people create all fruits or just this one?
        All of them. Most have wild versions, but the type you buy and eat simply don't exist in nature, it's all man made.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How oeould a nggfer an bana know?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dont waste your time anon, theyre trolling

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Banana proves God exists, because the fact that it exists -- or that anything else at all exists -- is evidence of a Prime Mover, who brought all existence into being.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that atheists are honorary gays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and catholics are pedophiles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird being an atheist who hates leftism.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shoves if up his ass

    Idk what to make of the atheist response tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      perfectly designed to accommodate banana

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shoves if up his ass

    Idk what to make of the atheist response tbh

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tide goes in, tide goes out. YOU can't explain that.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if I believe in God but don't believe in the retarded shit Christians spit out?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody here is a christian. Touch grass, tradlarpers.

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