It's not very good but it's not worse than most of the slop we've gotten in theaters this year. The writing and bad cgi in Western films in particular have reached incredible lows this year.
It really isn't. That's the corniest shlock concept ever. It's just "evil spirit possessed (thing)". By your logic, the Chucky movies are masterclass examples of horror.
Chucky is mediocre because he's a 2 pound doll that a child can, and did, beat up
Springtrap is a mountain of metal and rotten corpse and still the smartest person in the room.
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>slow moving animatronics relegated specifically to a closed out Chuck E Cheese >too le spooky for me I am literally shaking
Are you a baby?
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>only argument is strawman
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How is that a strawman, it's the literal plot of the fucking movie?
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>>too le spooky for me i am literally shaking >not a strawman ad hominem
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You are literally saying it is scary you complete homosexual.
His reveal was pretty much the only thing the film did well aside from the production design. Not really set up in a subtle way but does a good job of making you not think about it. Making him unapologetically evil was also good too, great villain unironically. The rest of the film though is so ass.
Zoomers nostalgic over something they never experienced first-hand. They lived it through a simulation. They convinced themselves this copy was the real thing but it was a copy without an original.
...Chuck E Cheese existed through the mid to late 2000's, plenty of zoomers have had the experience of staring at creepy animatronics while eating shitty pizza
There was a bunch of kids in the theatre when I went.
Lucky me, cause I had no idea who some of the characters were. I got to overhear kids explaining to their parents what was going on.
Doubt it has any legs aside from just being the designated Halloween weekend movie. It was terrible but I'm glad it made money in hopes that other horror games get adapted. Imagine an Alien: Isolation film.
Sheesh all those butthurt 25 year old gramps ITT, we took over your lame ass old ass horror movies frfr.
Sticking out your gyat for the Rizzler, I' out
Five fucks at Chuck's
The movie sucks balls and doesn't really start for like 40 minutes and it's loaded with bullshit side story
and it made 130m with a 20m budget
After everything, knowing that you guys still go out and pay for all this, makes me really want ww3 to happen
I watched it on Peacock though but I would've watched it in theatres had it not been available. It's a Halloween bro, gotta see SOMETHING spooky
nope. ww3 or bust
It's not very good but it's not worse than most of the slop we've gotten in theaters this year. The writing and bad cgi in Western films in particular have reached incredible lows this year.
so were in the vidya movie blockbuster era now, yeah?
What I don't understand is how this wasn't made sooner, considering it's a money printer.
Scott couldn’t get anyone willing to put up with his autism prior to Blumhouse
Welcome to the face of horror for a generation
looks like a fallout character
What, you don't think Springtrap is scary?
My statement is unironic
Good.
Nobody over 13 thinks this is scary
>he doesn't think a 600lb robot possessed by the spirit of a serial killer is frightening
It really isn't. That's the corniest shlock concept ever. It's just "evil spirit possessed (thing)". By your logic, the Chucky movies are masterclass examples of horror.
They are.
Chucky is mediocre because he's a 2 pound doll that a child can, and did, beat up
Springtrap is a mountain of metal and rotten corpse and still the smartest person in the room.
>slow moving animatronics relegated specifically to a closed out Chuck E Cheese
>too le spooky for me I am literally shaking
Are you a baby?
>only argument is strawman
How is that a strawman, it's the literal plot of the fucking movie?
>>too le spooky for me i am literally shaking
>not a strawman ad hominem
You are literally saying it is scary you complete homosexual.
>By your logic, the Chucky movies are masterclass examples of horror.
the first movie is and I can explain why if you'd like.
Nah that sounds like autism.
A little
Why can't these homosexual "~le artistes~" just sign the fucking picture instead of watermarking it and ruining the whole fucking image?
Scary, no. Sexy, yes!
Scott's best design and a legitimately amazing one, such a same his figure looks so goofy. He needs a high quality statue.
Literally Freddy Krueger in a furry suit.
I have a picture of freddy as a furry somewhere. Dont ask.
I remember back in 2005 I discovered this furry mpreg webcomic involving Freddy and Jason.
His reveal was pretty much the only thing the film did well aside from the production design. Not really set up in a subtle way but does a good job of making you not think about it. Making him unapologetically evil was also good too, great villain unironically. The rest of the film though is so ass.
Scorsese status?
wow 20m, really? how did that happen?
making the animatronics not CGI probably helped.
cgi is definitely cheaper
No, it's just easier
time is money
poor people doesn't understand what that means
>doesn't
D-List actors (minus Lillard who's fucking kino), practical effects instead of CGI
0 legs
Gen z is taking over horror
move over grandpas
>AHHH EMPTY HALLWAYS AND CHUCK E CHEESE AHHHH IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE *HITS VAPE*
>AH! EMPTY BOYSCOUT CAMPS AND HOCKEY MASKS AHHHH I'M LOSIN' IT MAN! *EATS LED PAINT CHIPS*
Led chips >>>> iron lungs
>sits down in recliner
>lights up pipe
>"damn, owning a house is great"
Zoomers nostalgic over something they never experienced first-hand. They lived it through a simulation. They convinced themselves this copy was the real thing but it was a copy without an original.
This movie is literally nostalgia for kids who watched YouTubers play a video game.
What a timeline we are in.
When will restaurants cash in on this faux nostalgia? I’m waiting for McDonald’s to do a liminal space series of happy meal toys.
I lived through Chuck E. Cheese’s. I feel bad for those who didn’t get to experience it. Fnaf gives me nostalgia, I also like cool robits.
At least it's not le liminal spaces
...Chuck E Cheese existed through the mid to late 2000's, plenty of zoomers have had the experience of staring at creepy animatronics while eating shitty pizza
Another mario movie situation, where the only merit is for little kids (mentally in the case of nintendo fans) to point at the references.
>credits roll
>this plays
I screamed when this happened
I kneel
zoomers have no culture
Imagine how much the skibidi toilet film will make in a few years.
It's just a meme weekend thing. It's already died off. It will be low next week.
>still no sirenhead kino
zoomer sisters...it's over
There was a bunch of kids in the theatre when I went.
Lucky me, cause I had no idea who some of the characters were. I got to overhear kids explaining to their parents what was going on.
Get Sam Raimi for the sequel, to turn your basedslop movie into a real KINO.
that one part where the cupcake tried to attack Mike through the vent gate looked like something out of Evil Dead in terms of cinematography
Josh Hutcherson as the young straight white male lead does go hand in hand with Ryan Gosling as Ken after all
critic chuds lost
>fans are ravenous autists
>make film to appeal to autists
>make a ton of money from autists
i'm happy for them
Doubt it has any legs aside from just being the designated Halloween weekend movie. It was terrible but I'm glad it made money in hopes that other horror games get adapted. Imagine an Alien: Isolation film.
Exhibit #50 bajillion for why the shill media doesn't matter and should be ignored.
Sheesh all those butthurt 25 year old gramps ITT, we took over your lame ass old ass horror movies frfr.
Sticking out your gyat for the Rizzler, I' out