this could totally beat barbie if they didnt released on peacock

this could totally beat barbie if they didnt released on peacock

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Five fucks at Chuck's

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movie sucks balls and doesn't really start for like 40 minutes and it's loaded with bullshit side story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and it made 130m with a 20m budget
      After everything, knowing that you guys still go out and pay for all this, makes me really want ww3 to happen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it on Peacock though but I would've watched it in theatres had it not been available. It's a Halloween bro, gotta see SOMETHING spooky

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nope. ww3 or bust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not very good but it's not worse than most of the slop we've gotten in theaters this year. The writing and bad cgi in Western films in particular have reached incredible lows this year.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so were in the vidya movie blockbuster era now, yeah?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't understand is how this wasn't made sooner, considering it's a money printer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scott couldn’t get anyone willing to put up with his autism prior to Blumhouse

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the face of horror for a generation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a fallout character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What, you don't think Springtrap is scary?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My statement is unironic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody over 13 thinks this is scary

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't think a 600lb robot possessed by the spirit of a serial killer is frightening

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It really isn't. That's the corniest shlock concept ever. It's just "evil spirit possessed (thing)". By your logic, the Chucky movies are masterclass examples of horror.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They are.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Chucky is mediocre because he's a 2 pound doll that a child can, and did, beat up
              Springtrap is a mountain of metal and rotten corpse and still the smartest person in the room.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >slow moving animatronics relegated specifically to a closed out Chuck E Cheese
                >too le spooky for me I am literally shaking
                Are you a baby?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >only argument is strawman

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How is that a strawman, it's the literal plot of the fucking movie?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >>too le spooky for me i am literally shaking
                >not a strawman ad hominem

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally saying it is scary you complete homosexual.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >By your logic, the Chucky movies are masterclass examples of horror.
              the first movie is and I can explain why if you'd like.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah that sounds like autism.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A little

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't these homosexual "~le artistes~" just sign the fucking picture instead of watermarking it and ruining the whole fucking image?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Scary, no. Sexy, yes!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scott's best design and a legitimately amazing one, such a same his figure looks so goofy. He needs a high quality statue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Freddy Krueger in a furry suit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a picture of freddy as a furry somewhere. Dont ask.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I remember back in 2005 I discovered this furry mpreg webcomic involving Freddy and Jason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His reveal was pretty much the only thing the film did well aside from the production design. Not really set up in a subtle way but does a good job of making you not think about it. Making him unapologetically evil was also good too, great villain unironically. The rest of the film though is so ass.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scorsese status?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow 20m, really? how did that happen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      making the animatronics not CGI probably helped.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cgi is definitely cheaper

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's just easier

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            time is money

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              poor people doesn't understand what that means

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      D-List actors (minus Lillard who's fucking kino), practical effects instead of CGI

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    0 legs

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gen z is taking over horror
    move over grandpas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHH EMPTY HALLWAYS AND CHUCK E CHEESE AHHHH IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE *HITS VAPE*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >AH! EMPTY BOYSCOUT CAMPS AND HOCKEY MASKS AHHHH I'M LOSIN' IT MAN! *EATS LED PAINT CHIPS*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Led chips >>>> iron lungs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sits down in recliner
      >lights up pipe
      >"damn, owning a house is great"

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers nostalgic over something they never experienced first-hand. They lived it through a simulation. They convinced themselves this copy was the real thing but it was a copy without an original.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is literally nostalgia for kids who watched YouTubers play a video game.
      What a timeline we are in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When will restaurants cash in on this faux nostalgia? I’m waiting for McDonald’s to do a liminal space series of happy meal toys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I lived through Chuck E. Cheese’s. I feel bad for those who didn’t get to experience it. Fnaf gives me nostalgia, I also like cool robits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's not le liminal spaces

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...Chuck E Cheese existed through the mid to late 2000's, plenty of zoomers have had the experience of staring at creepy animatronics while eating shitty pizza

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another mario movie situation, where the only merit is for little kids (mentally in the case of nintendo fans) to point at the references.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >credits roll
    >this plays

    I screamed when this happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

      zoomers have no culture

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how much the skibidi toilet film will make in a few years.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a meme weekend thing. It's already died off. It will be low next week.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >still no sirenhead kino
    zoomer sisters...it's over

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a bunch of kids in the theatre when I went.
    Lucky me, cause I had no idea who some of the characters were. I got to overhear kids explaining to their parents what was going on.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get Sam Raimi for the sequel, to turn your basedslop movie into a real KINO.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that one part where the cupcake tried to attack Mike through the vent gate looked like something out of Evil Dead in terms of cinematography

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Josh Hutcherson as the young straight white male lead does go hand in hand with Ryan Gosling as Ken after all

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    critic chuds lost

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fans are ravenous autists
    >make film to appeal to autists
    >make a ton of money from autists
    i'm happy for them

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt it has any legs aside from just being the designated Halloween weekend movie. It was terrible but I'm glad it made money in hopes that other horror games get adapted. Imagine an Alien: Isolation film.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Exhibit #50 bajillion for why the shill media doesn't matter and should be ignored.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sheesh all those butthurt 25 year old gramps ITT, we took over your lame ass old ass horror movies frfr.
    Sticking out your gyat for the Rizzler, I' out

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