This didnt look so difficult.

This didn’t look so difficult.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You eat a steak that big then tell us how easy it was.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So find a restaurant with a similar challenge and do it, homosexual

      Steak is not filling.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ever eat fillet mignon?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            1. Yeah, you can get filets small enough you won’t be stuffed but they are substantial
            2. Bobby isn’t eating a filet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it depends on what oz steak you get.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you... vegetarian are something? Steak is one of the most filling meats.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steak-ums isn't proper meat, anon.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So find a restaurant with a similar challenge and do it, homosexual

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen these types of steaks before and they're huge.

    You have to pace yourself if you wanna win an eating challenge like this.

    Otherwise you're paying like 200 dollars if you lose.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does not eating in a day in advance help at all?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think going from totally empty to totally full might shock your body. Better to eat lightly beforehand.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that only happens after you've been fasting for several days. Twenty-four hours without eating wouldn't do it.

          [...]
          Steak is not filling.

          Protein is the most satiety-inducing macronutrient. Steak is one of the most protein-dense foods there is.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Steak is one of the most protein-dense foods there is.
            Roaches have more protein

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've heard that doesn't help

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        By drinking large amounts of water over a short time to stretch out the stomach one can actually eat more then if you would go hungry (as that actually shrinks the stomach)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being skinny also helps. All the top competitive eaters are skinny. Having more fat around your stomach prevents it from being able to fully expand.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ring of fat
          that Chinese guy was right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't help. Food frickers stretch the hell out of their tummy the day before a competition with boiled cabbage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does not eating in a day in advance help at all?
        The opposite, your stomach gets smaller if you don't eat for a dozen hours.

        I'm pretty sure that only happens after you've been fasting for several days. Twenty-four hours without eating wouldn't do it.

        [...]
        Protein is the most satiety-inducing macronutrient. Steak is one of the most protein-dense foods there is.

        >Twenty-four hours without eating wouldn't do it.
        It would, I can tell from experience. You aren't going to pass out but your stomach could literally explode

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why steak make me fart
    nothing else does

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe red meat doesn't agree with you

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither did this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be for the people in that world. Just look at the size of the meal compared to Mordecai's gut.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still a 12 years omelet with a fruit bowl and two large biscuits.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eggs* I don't know why it autocorrected to years.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >12 year old omelette

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of these challenges include rolls, multiple sides, and a drink that you have to finish too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking cheap. Filling you up on starch and bread.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how they get you, with the side dishes.

        I don't remember how this one ended. Doesn't Bobby feel sick to himself at his totally hollow victory?

        I wish KotH had an advancing timeline. The closest they got was Buckley's Angel arc, but I think it would have been neat to see characters move in and out of each other's lives.

        Nah, he won the challenge and his ex's parents even cheered him, but did puke his guts out on the lawn.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember how this one ended. Doesn't Bobby feel sick to himself at his totally hollow victory?

    I wish KotH had an advancing timeline. The closest they got was Buckley's Angel arc, but I think it would have been neat to see characters move in and out of each other's lives.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ends up sick and pukes at the very end of the episode but he's portrayed as victorious with everyone cheering when he finishes the steak including his ex's parents.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he did it as a frick you to the girl whi dumped him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how much this display actually got under her skin. It made every spite-fueled bite worth it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is that she was right in that Bobby was acting like a weirdo and taking things too seriously and embarassing her in front of her friends. The problem was her kissing him which is just weird that she'd think of it as something that friends just do without romantic attachment. I get the impression that Marie's character was intended to be a little shit who's not actually as mature as she thinks/is more childish than she figures (like her teasing Hank about his relationship) but the kiss is what makes it weird. You'd think there'd be better ways to show stuff where Marie didn't mean it how Bobby took it because a kiss is pretty direct.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You'd think there'd be better ways to show stuff where Marie didn't mean it how Bobby took it because a kiss is pretty direct.
            Technically she was pretty casual about it. She just outright asked Bobby if he wanted a kiss

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair it does have some of the most continuity in a type of show like this. too much more and it would lose a lot of that self contained quality where you can pick up from any episode. shame the simpsons never did much of anything with that.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They amount of focus this scene gets for the episode is important because for the narrative, it's symbolic of Bobby overcoming his heartbreak with Marie. I think most people writing this story would have known that a sequence like this was needed. It also helps that because there's that tension between Bobby and Marie anyway, there's no need to add even more tension on top of it. At no point in this scene do you have the usual "he's gonna run out of time" like several shows have done that used this scenario.

    It's only AFTER Bobby gets home and starts vomiting that he admits to Connie "I just ate a 72 oz. steak in thirty-seven minutes." So not only did Bobby eat the steak in time, he had plenty of time left, which makes it even funnier.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a 72 oz steak, wasn't it?
    That is 4 and a half pounds, or a bit over two kilograms.

    If that was quarter pound burger patties that would be eating 18 of them.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that last april fools gimmick when treads were merged and we're given a Cinemaphile&Cinemaphile fusion /wiener/?

    Those were pretty good times and this is a good example of a /wiener/ thread

    >verification not required

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good side dish for steak?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creamed spinach

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baked potato with butter, maybe some bacon bits.
      After you hollow out the skin, you can use it to mop up the steak juices.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe some steamed or blanched broccoli

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          having some vegetable roughage is important if you want to have a chance at taking a any sort of shit that doesn't absolutely destroy you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bread and mayonnaise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cracker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mashed potatoes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ketchup

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      French fries to soak up the delicious juices. Hard to beat the classics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salted butter and corn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively some form of potato and greens. Bearnaise or butter goes well with all three

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight. Marie honestly did not do anything wrong. She kissed Bobby, and she didn’t outright say it was just a casual thing and willing to give him a shot. Until Bobby got all possessive over her dancing with other guys and she had to put her foot down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of guys though. They think just because you smile at them that suddenly you're dating

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk maybe don't fricking kiss someone then. Really not hard to avoid doing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was to test the waters. Bobby’s the one who read too much into it. Just keep it casual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What fricking waters. Just hug him or something.
          How are you seriously blaming Bobby for developing feelings he's fricking 12.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feelings is one thing. It’s another thing to go all possessive after one kiss and refuse to let her dance with guys and turn off the music for a party so she’ll pay attention to you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This triggers me because nearly the same thing happened to me in high school with a friend of mine, and you are 100% right. I'm not even mad at her for ghosting me afterwards, I'm just mad at myself for being such a moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an intimate display of affection. So either she's screwing with him by not being clearer or just being a general prostitute. Neither is good.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you date everyone you ever kissed at that age?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You seem to be a complete moron, so let me explain things simply. The issue isn't that she's kissed. The issue is that she did not tell Bobby her intentions and effectively played with his emotions. She knew he was a naive dweeb.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She actually did not know that which is why she ends up so surprised he freaks out over the dancing and changed her mind on whether she should have kissed him. Bobby ruined it for himself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was manipulating bobby.
      She did like him but she only wanted eberything 100% on her terms.
      They go do the things she wanted to, they only hung out with the people she wanted to hang out with, they only ate the types of food she wanted to eat.
      Her care for bobby only went as far as it was convenient for her. She ended up treating him like a new toy that she saw on the shelf played with a few times and got rid of once bored.
      You could say that still isn't harsh and bobby overreacted which is true but that is expectes of a 12 year old boy in his first relationship.
      To Bobby it meant something to Marie it meant as much as an $5 worth if arcade game playing, and she should have known that instead of only thinking about herself.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a ribeye that size in one sitting and then downed a large fry, kek. That shit is tiny. No volume just length.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit doesn't look that hard. Just get it rare/medium rare and go to town easy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      get it well done with lots of ketchup. 🙂

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of steak for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason steak cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of red meat in that timeframe, but I could easily.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat an entire pizza by myself about once or twice a month because I'm fat as shit and have no self control...if I actually liked steak I could probably do the same.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive actually eaten the real steak this is based off, its at the big texan steakhouse in amarillo texas.

  18. 10 months ago
    APShark

    lol
    noobs. step aside bobby. watch a pro at work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully he doesn't end up caking his gut in ulcers like Adam Richman did

      • 10 months ago
        APShark

        i think eaters like BMF workout alot to drop the pounds and fats. so i think he's fine

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how big is your stomach, anon? If you can hold all that in there with no problems then you are massively obese.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it well done and I’ll do it

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the doneness.
    Medium rare, it's no problem. If it's well done then Bobby is fricked

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small steak for an average-sized person, I'd say?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That boy can really handle his meat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      phrasing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cant call phrasing on something that was intentional

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