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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one was so obviously written by a israeli man that doesn't know the foreskin retracts.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worse than the guy she liked that was shorter than her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you can atleast get results with penis enlargement. You cannot get taller apart from that stupid surgery where you end up having to learn to walk again because they break your legs and jam metal rods in your bones

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >penis enlargement.
        Isn't that procedure highly dangerous not to mention the risk of infection?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean jelqing and pumping and shit like that, results are legit (how permanent they are is up for debate) but you can't go from 3 to 10 inches, maybe 5.5 to like 7. But you have a risk of injury, and it's your dick so it's permanent. That surgery sounds terrible though, I would do the limb lengthening before I do that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I read about a surgery where they simply cut a tendon attaching your phallus to your pelvis to gain a little. Though, like that other surgery, your gain is proportional to your current length. Like, if you have a tiny 2.5 inch dick, dont expect to get to 5.5. Very optimistic to get to 4. A 5 incher could get to 7 though, it depends on how your dick is attached with that tendon. You also lose some firmness, so if your erect dick is already floppy, you're not helping yourself. I dunno what the surgery is called though.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gf's roommate at the time. went on a tinder date of a guy she already fricked but she claimed he had a small penis. she still wanted to get a free meal and booze so she went out to the fanciest restaurant in town and ordered an expensive meal and 8+ drinks. made him drop her off at home and she messaged another guy on tinder to come pick her up and bang her. true story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah. dicklets providing the only value they can.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel sorry for everyone involved in this story. Small dick guy for being used, roast beef for getting old someday and wondering why she’s still alone, Chad for coming round to frick and discovering his tinder date drunk and gorged on free food. You for making it up to feel momentarily interesting. Me for wasting my time reading it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. larping cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy to see all the coping replies. I shudder at the thought of all the men out there who know not what horrors women are capable of.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woman are certainly capable of evil shit but it's also clear that anon is lying. I mean just look at the first two words.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you know what the word "coping" means? because you didn't use it correctly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she went out to the fanciest restaurant in town and ordered an expensive meal and 8+ drinks.

      See,theres your issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is unironically why women should have no rights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what everyone is missing is that the fact this is an entirely believable story is the reason why we should genocide women

      yes I know we don't have artificial wombs and by doing this the human race would be doomed to go extinct..... I feel it's that important and necessary that we should prioritize punishing women and making them suffer for their collective crimes... over our own extinction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what everyone is missing is that the fact this is an entirely believable story is the reason why we should genocide women
        >yes I know we don't have artificial wombs and by doing this the human race would be doomed to go extinct..... I feel it's that important and necessary that we should prioritize punishing women and making them suffer for their collective crimes... over our own extinction.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice picture of yourself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is what I imagine everyone who talks about "genociding women" look like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would we genocide women? You some kinda homo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And to think there are fellow "men" who defend this behavior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm friends with a chick who's around my age (mid 30s) and she's starting to use online dating. Told me she was out on a date with a dude letting him buy her dinner and drinks while she was texting another dude. Was sexting him the whole time and after she got home had him come frick her with the buzz her date paid for. Shits nuts. Glad I'm married again, that brief period where I was divorced was fricking nuts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the way anyone who doesn’t think this story is at least plausible hasn’t hung around young single women enough. They’re like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to what media and society tell you: we the virgins are the truly blessed ones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was a virgin. Alexander the great was a virgin. Julius Caesar was a virgin. Gandhi was a virgin. Thomas Edison was a virgin.
        Literally all the most important men in history were. We shall inherit the earth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Breeders inherit the Earth that virgins create.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't he have like a sub 5 inch dick or something? i think even if you are 6" you'll be ok lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From memory he was around or possibly under 3 inches when hard. Smaller than my flaccid so tbh I get it a little. It must be crippling for any dude with a penis that small.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even if you are 6"
      >even 6"
      6" is the global average there should be no "even if", expectations shouldn't be higher than the average

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The global average is 5.5 tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even if you are 6"
          >even 6"
          6" is the global average there should be no "even if", expectations shouldn't be higher than the average

          the global average is disrupted by subhumans of the india and SEA, we are talking about white dicks here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indians literally developed civilizacions back when your ancestors were still living in caves, you swoybwoy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the aryans did before they were swarmed over by unwashed masses of abhorrent brown turds that currently inhibit the ruins of a great empire

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but look at the shitty civilization it developed. Maybe your people should have spent more time in the primordial soup, you came out half-baked.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >develop civilization
              >fast forward a bit
              >eating cow shit
              wowowoweeee, what a great accomplishment saar

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              false, no civilizations were developed during the era of cavemen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What happened then because I've been to India and it was a fricking shithole, civilisation definitely wasn't one of the words I'd use to describe it.
              A few temples to monkey gods does not a civilisation make.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What happened then
                Same thing as ever happens. The eternal anglo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The global average is 5.5 tho

        [...]
        the global average is disrupted by subhumans of the india and SEA, we are talking about white dicks here

        There are zero credible dick size studies/surveys.
        Every one stating a national or global average size is self-reported with zero oversight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not true for first world countries
          where it gets tricky is sampling and whether or not to medically induce erections
          bone pressed + tape measure around the thickest part for length and girth is standard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Give me one example.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you can look up how average penis size is found and get overviews/abstracts of the studies
              the claim that they're all self reported is flat out false

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is easy to find
                >i cannot provide a single example
                Burden of proof my ass, if you KNOW I'm wrong, you have one example.
                Post it. Prove me wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too lazy to do ONE (1) google search
                I'm not saying the studies are perfect (there are standards but not everybody follows them, different demographics will give different sizes because of age or health reasons and the fact that it's hard to convince small dicked people to participate in a study where they have to whip it out, inducing an erection or stimulating one vs. stretching flaccid penis) but I'm saying that your claim that they're all self-reported bullshit is false

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, I don't care.
                It can say the average is 3 or 8 inches because of whatever standardized testing they used.
                Show me a singular example.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I post a study on average dick length that doesn't use a self-reported methodology, do you promise not to goalpost shift by e.g. claiming "oh it's just one study" or "that's not a high enough impact factor journal" or "most studies are still self reported" or any other bullshit that makes it impossible for you to ever accept you're wrong?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will suck your wiener if you prove me wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I went to Google Scholar and searched "average penile length". The very first result is a study on the length of Turkish males
                >Aslan Y, Atan A, Omur Aydın A, Nalçacıoğlu V, Tuncel A, Kadıoğlu A. Penile length and somatometric parameters: a study in healthy young Turkish men. Asian J Androl. 2011 Mar;13(2):339-41. doi: 10.1038/aja.2010.109. Epub 2010 Dec 13. PMID: 21151155; PMCID: PMC3739181.
                From the methodology:
                >All measurements were performed during military service by the same examiner (YA) to reduce interobserver error and under similar environmental conditions to avoid natural variability in size due to temporal factors such as time of day, room temperature and unreliability of measurement methods.9 Measurement, as opposed to self-report, was preferred due to the unreliable nature of self-reporting; men tend to report a larger than accurate penis size. Although there is no standard technique for penile length measurement, the researchers preferred a technique that has been described previously by Wessells et al.10
                You're a fricking moron if you can't have done this yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >penis inspection day was real all along

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unzip your pants bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The mean penile length in flaccid and stretched states was 9.3±1.3 and 13.7±1.6 cm, respectively (P<0.001).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bone pressed measurements are so cringe. butthole-->Tip is the only properly scientific way to do things and women love the fact that I'm 13 inches hard when I tell em about it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw it's sub 6 inches and uncircumsized

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always do this on a first date
      If she has that reaction or something similar, we go no further
      If she has any other reaction, she gets a 2nd date even if she won't touch it on 1st.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im 6ft4 with a 5 inch dick
    i want to die everyday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'6" with a 7½" dick. It's not any easier out there for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s either super thin or you’re lying

        t. 7.5x6 and i have to do a bunch if foreplay (cringe) or im just mashing the tip in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you and I are about the same size. I girth out at 6½". Yes, there's a lot of foreplay involved, but that's okay, I like it. My point was that being a manlet means a lot of women filter you out before they ever meet your goods.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you and I are about the same size. I girth out at 6½". Yes, there's a lot of foreplay involved, but that's okay, I like it. My point was that being a manlet means a lot of women filter you out before they ever meet your goods.

          post it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'6" with a 7½" dick. It's not any easier out there for me.

      I'm 6'2" with 7" x 5. 5" so smooth sailing for me. A few women have told me I have the perfect sized dick. Also uncut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally me except I'm 178 cm. Enjoy brother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        congrats. don't ever post here again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you are above average height with an average dick size
      Why are you wanting to die?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It must be so rough being tall and having women throw themselves at you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly being a handsome manlet with a huge dick is probably better than being a lanklet dicklet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women can see your height instantly. They can't know your penis size without insider information.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not going to say the meme phrase but having a massive wiener clearly impacts your confidence and therfore every other part of your life.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I"m sure it helps confidence, but confidence can be faked, and can also be gained by lots of other methods.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes they do. women are always looking at men's bulges

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Put a sock in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5'11 and 3/4ths. 5 inch dick with a 6.1 inch circumference. I'm pretty sure I've lost an inch in length over the last 5 years. I swear it used to be just six inches which is why I was never insecure at all but recently measured it and it came up 5 and it fricked with my head....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your dick must look like an obese slug.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your dick is supposed to become longer as you age, like your nose and ears. You never had a 6 inch wiener, mate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most men lose size with advanced age because very elderly men stop getting nocturnal erections, which maintain size.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, if you got ED that is. My dick's just gets longer. Not by much, but from the last 15 years, I'm pretty sure I grew a 3/4 of an inch without doing anything other than jerking off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            morning wood is keeping my pp big?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes the entire function of nocturnal erections is maintaining size and function. use it or lose it is a real thing if you don't get nocturnal erections. it will atrophy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so wait alcoholism DID shrink my wiener but it's because of being dead drunk passed out and thus not getting boners while asleep, and not because of it affecting my health in other ways?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anything that impacts your health could affect your sexual performance and erection quality, from sleep issues to stress to anxiety to alcoholism/drug addiction, obesity, anorexia, being underweight, list goes on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so what about some gentle swedish penis pump action overnight? would that serve the same function?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                as long as you get totally hard for like 30 minutes a session a couple times a week in theory you wouldn't lose any size. you'd have to not fap for months to experience real atrophy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            morning wood is keeping my pp big?

            >have had ED since my early 20s
            It's over bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im like 5,7 but with 7-8 inch, god is funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dicks are so fricking annoying tbh.
      My has varied in length and girth my whole life, having a big dick is great when you're young but when you get older getting it up is touch and go, you have to get supplements to make sure that you're game ready.

      Kinda sucks, I just assumed that height and dick size pretty much directly correlated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 6’3 and my dick is so small it’s up inside my body when soft. Like there’s nothing there at all but my foreskin. I have to pull it out of the skin to take a piss. When when I’m hard just the tip sticks out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to you and everyone else in this thread with a below average pecker, you can grow your dong if you put in the effort and time. r/ getting bigger

      it works, for real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5" isn't that bad. Anything less than that is suicide territory though.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amazing wordplay in every episode, gilmore girls level of puns.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how loose a pussy would be not to be able to feel even a small dick. If she wouldn't be able to feel it, neither would you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any other dicklet copes?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lesbians don't even have a penis.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a good point, but look: Imagine a woman inserting a pencil into her vegana and not being able to feel it. Literally no sensation. In the genitals, the most sensitive part of the body. They're either bullshitting or deformed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            chronic masturbators get desensitised to regular jacking off and look at weird porn, use a death grip, and other fricked up shit just to be able to cum
            the point isn't "able to feel it" its generating enough pleasure to reach orgasm
            do you think the average woman can cum from inserting a pencil up there?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Women destroy the sensitivity in their c**ts with industrial strength vibrators and then complain men are bad as satisfying them because every nerve ending in their vegana is fried.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the average women literally can't cum strictly via penetration with an average dong, but sure, assume the top coomers are representative of everyone

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The average woman uses a vibrator on a regular basis.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally not true at all. My partners cum about 2-3 times per session from penetration alone. I once had a marathon sex session all night and morning and she came 13(!) times from PiV.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally not true at all. My partners cum about 2-3 times per session from penetration alone. I once had a marathon sex session all night and morning and she came 13(!) times from PiV.

                It's completely fricking random. There's seemingly no science to it. I dated a girl for 4 months and never once was she able to orgasm; I dated another who came after less than a minute of me fingering her.

                My current girlfriend's a total fricking moron when it comes to this though, she uses a vibrator quite often when I'm not there and has admitted to me she will make herself orgasm half a dozen times or more during a session (with each one taking like 20 seconds or less to arrive). I'm only the third guy she's ever slept with, and the previous ones were just one time things, so for the last half decade of her life she's basically been using nothing but this vibrator with absolutely zero reliance on men whatsoever.

                She then acts surprised when she can't orgasm with me at all. I absolutely love her but when she explained how heavily she uses vibrators I nearly burst out laughing, it's like a guy who jacks off five times a day every day for five years and is then surprised he has sexual issues with his first girlfriend. The worst part is the sex is great and she's always asking me for more but I always feel shit like I'm not satisfying her somehow.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its pretty much over at this point. just accept the fact that she is going to need to use the vibrator at this point. theres no going back with clit sensitivity issues.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not the original anon you replied to, but is this true? Men can get back to normal by going no-fap and no porn. It’s usually a matter of a week or two. Are women literally screwing themselves over when they screw themselves?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't true. She may have some longterm consequences, but quitting the vibrator will definitely lead to serious improvement. She's not completely fricked and can most likely return to relatively normal sensitivity after enough time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And they have dead bedrooms since lesbians aren't real.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they might get tired of each other but sapphic erotica is real.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So women will moan when they’re getting fingered or tongued down but my 3 incher isnt enough? When will these deep dish pussy b***hes just fricking admit that they are not the norm?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay roastie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nooo, not allowed anon! You cannot talk about the marianas trench muff vs. vice grip veganas. They are somehow all the same size, and if you think a girl felt different it was just your imagination.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The big vegana lobby is more powerful than AIPAC and big pharma combined, and no one can change my mind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all women want big dicks though even if some have naturally small veganas. so they just get stretched out into loose roastie pussies anyways by chad.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >penis
    >respectable 5 inches
    >go to gym
    >go pee
    >penis just shrinks and looks like it’s been shriveling within itself and I get paranoid and insecure
    Thanks penis. Very cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting your dick to flop around risking getting caught on a seat or something
      I thank god for the well mannered dick and balls everyday. I wouldn't be able to go for a run if every time I took a step my thigh slapped my sack around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a grower is a privilege, not a curse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For convenience, yes.
        When you get your first I WAS IN THE POOL moment, you'll understand.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're right, but women literally don't understand what a grower is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me, everytime I whip it out when using a public restroom I cringe at how small it looks but I promise I'm average sized haha

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if ur mom hadnt smoked so much and guzzled so much wine while she was pregnant with you youd have more to speak for down there
    If you know what I mean
    Im talking about ur tiny pecker ofc

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've always been self-conscious about having a small dick. keep telling myself "there's nothing anyone can do about it, so why stress over it?" but you still DO stress about it
    by fortune managed to get a gf, she tells me "its FINE its plenty big! you've got dick dysmorphia its FINE" but then you see it in her eyes, and her forced smile
    oh well, i still count my blessings and im very lucky
    but fricking hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's big enough for you to cum, it's big enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to learn to just enjoy the pleasure of getting of rather than her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are probably imaging her forced smile or it's forced because she's uncomfortable trying to manage your insecurities. Just focus on making sex enjoyable for the both of you and chill out. All that actually matters is not being a quick shot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just know if you ever get in an argument with her or if she ever gets pissed off at you the first thing that’s coming up is your dick size. Luckily you have the ultimate come back that no foid in existence has ever been able to overcome.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a woman cum with my pinky alone.
    Worrying about dick size is very homosexual and gay.
    The show was written by homohomosexuals.
    Don't fall for psyops.
    Be smart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe you aren't a dicklet but you have never made a woman cum. Pinky or otherwise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you use your pinky? Fricking Dr Evil over here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, this is the problem
      You can make a girl cum with blows and gentle touches not even getting the finger in
      The dicklet hell is real on long term anon
      A girl can be into you and super horny and that's it, dick doesn't matter
      But that's a faux dream, to think women are always like that
      Sex becomes less hot and novel obviously, and after a year or two in a relationship, neither your girl not yourself have 100% hot burning desire anymore
      It can be there, even if it's 70-80%
      But that 20% is the difference between telling her "Now lick my feet and walk like a dog" and she'll do it, or she won't.
      The extra hotness makes her tolerate more stuff, including your small dick.
      As desire naturally falls down, also the tolance for out of the norm stuff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i disagree. rather, i agree that as a relationship goes on the desire cools down. but you're wrong to think the solution is just being a big wiener chad and that this will keep desire up 100% permanently.

        i believe it is the opposite. as relationships drag on and desire decreases, foreplay becomes increasingly critical, as the woman may need to be manually aroused. it is to the point where for a lot of married women over 35, emotional and physical foreplay may be mandatory.

        thus, the most important aspect in marriage to be able to induce horniness and desire in a wife and maintain that, and to do so requires efforts that are sensual and psychological -- not necessarily purely the man relying on his physiological shape. in fact, as you say, as relationships age, the physiological impact may even lose power.

        so i believe as time goes on in a relationship, the physical aspects matter less, and the emotional and psychological interactions matter more and more.

        its just my opinion, but i would imagine things like physical endowment would by far have a greater impact on short term relationships and hookups.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We are on the same page, I agree on everything you said and it doesn't necessarily contradicts what I said.
          The point being, her arousal (And dicklet acceptance) now has to come from you.
          The small dick game has shifted from "I don't care because I'm horny" to "You have to make me not care"

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because apparently the actor had a huge wiener and that's why the joke worked so well it did.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is literally the size of her head and she STILL said she "saw smaller". Don't take a womans word seriously, it can destroy you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah maybe because I called her pussy a dried up Roastbeef and a car accident lmao. fricking b***h

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have small dick
    >get shamed for having a small dick
    >get shamed for refusing to play society's game by perusing women which ends in rejection or cheating 100% of the time
    >get shamed for developing cuck fetish, which is the only real way a small dick man can even remotely have an enjoyable sex life, even if it's just intimacy and kinky degeneracy
    >get shamed for merely existing
    >get shamed for allowing a socially crippling condition to social cripple you
    >get shamed for allowing hurtful, mean, yet objectively true statements to blackpill you about the nature of women

    we never had a chance. the only ones who can enjoy having a small dick are npcs and normies who are too ignorant of objectively reality. there is no such recourse for those with even a smidgen intelligence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get shamed for
      nobody thinks about you at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have a small dick
      >instantly develop a cuck fetish
      >muh society
      It was your choice to become a degenerate and now it should be your choice to have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >psyop cuckholding post #3081 as of this week
      Discord troons really need to step up their game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's crazy that bunkertroons have been here for at least 11 years, have completely infiltrated and co-opted our moderation
        and you can still instantly spot them, just like irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a small dick, but I never developed a cuck fetish.
      At that point, you get what you fricking deserve.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5x6.5
    >still a virgin
    According to the numbers and women's various testimonies (and not fricking porn interviews), I have a "perfect" dick, but all the action I get is jerking off, so it's no use anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6.5 circumference is like dragon dildo tier girth and you'd have to get custom made condoms because even XXL ones don't fit
      that's way too big

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it? I've measured the base of my shlong and it's about 6 inches around but it doesn't really feel all that big.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          get xxl condoms and check

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vanity sizing on condoms is out of control. I gave up trying to find condoms that fit and don't cut off circulation to my dick. I just don't have that kind of time or money. Now I just pull out and if a girl isn't okay with that I just don't frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...you're mixing girth and width. The average girth is 4.8 inch, 6.5 is not too big. I wrap my tiny man hands completely over it.
        It's not even seeing action anyway. My psyche is too fricked for me to bond with people and I've been so touch starved that I don't even want people to touch me anymore. I am incredibly lonely and unhappy, but I'm unable to fix this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          6.5 is 99th percentile. 4.8 is average but the standard deviation is very small. 5.5 is 90th percentile. You are probably not measuring correctly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Likely adding the extra inch on girth. 7.5 x 5.5 here and the biggest difference is how hard your dick can get. Mine is rock solid and women think my dick is way bigger because of it. Also the sides of my dick are finely ribbed and that makes them go fricking crazy. It's hardness and other features that really get you over the top with women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why i hate talking penis size on Cinemaphile (as if i need a reason) so many people saying 6 inch girth is too small, meanwhile it is literally pornstar tier. people crying because their dicks arent bigger than pornstars is so ridiculous.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's all shitposters and naive men who didn't measure correctly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never said 6.5 girth is too small, women around me mentioned that the size my dick is is "perfect", and I never mention that shit to anyone. Please remember that girth is AROUND, not ACROSS. And according to bad dragon, I'm just under small (so a bit above average), except girthier (next size is 7.1in, but much longer)

            Likely adding the extra inch on girth. 7.5 x 5.5 here and the biggest difference is how hard your dick can get. Mine is rock solid and women think my dick is way bigger because of it. Also the sides of my dick are finely ribbed and that makes them go fricking crazy. It's hardness and other features that really get you over the top with women.

            I have flag mast dick. It curves upwards towards my navel and is stiff hard. I look at porn and always think "my dick would snap doing that, this doesn't look comfortable", like when chicks do reverse cowgirl, but bend towards the guy's feet. Frenelum is way short though, so it looks like I have phymosis erect (except it's not phymosis cause I have 0 trouble pulling completely back soft), but I can manage to pull back with lube and carefulness.
            What's the use of a "big" dick if it's not used for fricking anyway?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re an idiot. For anyone wondering how their wiener stacks up, google calcsd and put your measurements in there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7½×6½ anon here: That's just not true. I wear Skyn Large condoms and they fit very well for me. I'm bigger than average but I'm not THAT big.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 6.5"
    >will never be able to go balls deep in a PAWG from the back
    why even live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If her cheeks don't spread enough to allow you to use 100% of your dong, thats not a pawg, thats a obese hamplanet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doggy is the worst position.
      >not very comfortable to maintain the perfect partial-kneel needed to line things up
      >don't get to see her face
      >don't get to see her breasts
      >look down and see her whole butthole exposed
      It's literally the gayest sex you can have with a woman outside of actual anal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross her sheets must smell like butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hummina hummina.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have a small pp so thats not an issue. I just havent been laid in 8 years lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been 8 months for me and I'm going fricking feral

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take care of it before 1 year otherwise time will just slip

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 7"x5.25" and a kissless wizard and have never thought my dick looked or felt big, always felt average. it doesn't matter unless you're extremely small or big. everything inbetween is fine.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a grower and my dick is over 6 inches when hard. Ive never officially measured but have used objects. I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually 7. I am a KHHV, tall, have had girls like me, and I probably could turn it all around if I tried. That is all

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get good at eating pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >7.5 cm is too small for american women
      Holy humongous vegana

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7.5cm
        That's not even a full 3 inch, guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys moron

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my penis is 16cm long erect. don't know how that is on moronic american metrics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hair over 6 inches. You're average.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One bright side to being a wizard is that no women will ever find out I have a small dick. I swear to God I've had nightmares like that where some woman got me just to take pictures of my small dick so she could humiliate me to all our friends. I don't trust women at all, or anyone really.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a pretty decently sized dick.
    >Doesn't even matter because I cum way too fast for it to be of any good use.
    Doh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start using condoms. I literally cannot cum wearing one, whereas I don't even last two minutes otherwise.
      The tradeoff is that you won't have any fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are thinner condoms that sort of mitigate this problem. It's not the same thing, but still

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >use condom to not precum
        >can't get hard
        Whenever we achieve true AI I will finally learn the answer to all my problems

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you nut, who gives a shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have average dick
      >Don't cum because of deathgrip
      >Get soft in chick because she doesn't have the same proportions as the insane hentai women I fistfrick to daily
      It is what it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girls think I am a sex god because I suffer from death grip. Lucky I can mentally trigger myself to cum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel
      I can only last a few minutes, if I take drugs
      I'm pretty sure my gf is cheating on me, already

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These big vegana ladies are getting away with murder.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My hoe friend told me, everything about 6 doesn't really matter and it starts to hurt around 7 to 8. Dick size is kind of like height. Once you hit the minimum requirement, anything extra is bonus.
    Now if you are below 6, then you are fricked.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always funny how you losers on here find everything to be a vapid woman over.

    I'm bald.
    I'm 5'6".
    I'm 5".
    I'm poor.
    I'm starting to get fat.
    I'm over 30 now.

    And yet I still have a wife and we honestly frick more than I'd like, im tired
    You all just suck at everything that makes you man.
    It's constant excuses with you homosexuals on why you can't get a woman and that you were just born unlucky.
    If you are a man and you are boasting about your height, hair, dick size, money etc, its fricking embarrassing, you are practically yelling out loud how unhappy you are and you are desperate to make other men feel unhappy as well
    How fricking pathetic is that, you mind as well troon out at that point

    It's really not that hard to be attractive as a man, it starts by not being a little narcissist who obsesses about what he's born with
    Accomplish something in your worthless lives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 5'6".
      >I'm 5".
      Which is it, baldie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont like blogposting either but your ESL homosexualry is far more irritating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One is his height, the other his his dick length. moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ur wife is fat m8

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna know the biggest redpill about dick size? Women don't actually measure it, they base it entirely on feelings. If you make them feel good during sex, they'll estimate your dick to be bigger than it is, they don't care about the actual physical measurement. My dick is a flat 6 inches and I've seen it called 8+ inches in text messages I wasn't intended to even see. Stop worrying so much about your dick size, women who talk about wanting 8 or 9 inch dicks are actually taking 5 or 6 inch dicks and just CALLING them 8 or 9 inches because they have some mental association with "good sex = 8 inch dick" or whatever. They don't measure the dicks, they have no fricking clue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. my wife's friend is a gigantic bawd, and claims she's never had sex with someone below 9 inches

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my wife's friend is a gigantic bawd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually true. As a side note, the positions that feel tighter, looser, deeper etc for you will not always match what they feel. It's weird.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a gynecologist, the majority of women end up hurting after getting penetrated by big dicks. not necesarily during sex but afterwards and then they come here to my office asking why their veganas and wombs hurt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as a gynecologist, the majority of women end up hurting after getting penetrated by big dicks
      What about the ones who aren't gynecologists?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgets that women can have loose veganas
    Lmao

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dick size obsession only comes down to 3 groups

    >virgins
    >prostitutes
    >gays

    It's kind of like the quick sand trope in movies, these groups had me thinking it would be a way bigger deal than it ended up being during my sexual career. Normal, attractive women are mostly concerned with your wallet, your charismatic ability, your status, if they wanted size they could get a dildo or cucumber.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      size is definitely seen as a status symbol sort of thing nowadays with how shallow everyone is. even if most women don't care its definitely a bonus for a guy to have, but i don't think its becomes something like that until you're an extreme outlier. which is usually 7"+ length with 6"+ girth. anything below that is just going to be adequate but not enough for you to get laid on it alone. i think a dude with a legitimate 8"x6"+ dick could have plenty of size queen easy hookups or fwbs or women who just want to try out a huge dick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        you can't grow taller
        you can't make your dick bigger
        genetic status symbols

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bunked with a guy while backpacking in australia who had a true to size 9" hog and 6.5" girth and he was ugly as sin, quite literally troll genes, the kind to actually give you a fright if you round a blind corner and bump into him.

    but he fricked almost every girl in the hostel, from 5/10 all the way up. he fricked at least 20 girls over the span of a week

    they didn't even treat it like sex, they treated it like experience. most of them had boyfriends and they felt no qualms with fricking this guy. they were waiting at the door listening in, running in to take a look and running back out, giggling and laughing uncontrollably, pure excitement, like little kids in a candy store.

    he told each one of them "i only last for 30 seconds but it will be the best 30 seconds of your life"

    he was fricking 2 or 3 of them a night, no condom. his excuse was none could fit him, and i kind of believed him.

    i was in the top bunk most nights, soaking in all the second hand sex, getting shaken violently, but jerking hard when the cute girls were getting porked. he did anal a couple times as some were scared to do veganal and one time it stunk pretty bad but it didnt stop me from cumming

    the sounds some of them made were pretty out of this world, like a dying pterodactyl or something

    pretty much only a select few humans get to experience the true joys of life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot to mention he introduced himself to a hot girl who just arrived at the hostel by coming up behind her when she was eating and taking out his dick and resting it flaccid on her shoulder and it drooped all the way over to her breast and she kissed it reflexively and then laughed like she just did something cute and naughty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot to mention he introduced himself to a hot girl who just arrived at the hostel by coming up behind her when she was eating and taking out his dick and resting it flaccid on her shoulder and it drooped all the way over to her breast and she kissed it reflexively and then laughed like she just did something cute and naughty

      Please jerk off somewhere else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i get it man, its hard to comprehend how good some guys have it until you see it with your own eyes.

        this guy had a one in 100 million dick, and its just one of those things you can pretend doesn't exist and cope and delude yourself until its actually right in your face.

        its kind of like how you feel when you meet someone for the first time who is better than you at the things you think you are good at, and not just better but unquestionably better so you have no way out but to just accept it.

        or when you meet a famous person who is a millionaire and you actually see and feel their aura and truly understand how much better they have it than you right in front of your eyes, with nowhere to hide and no way to pretend otherwise.

        its an ego shattering experience, completely emasculating when you have direct visual confirmation that not only do these guys actually exist, but they are so profoundly better than you that it leaves you with nothing of your own. you look down at your own dick and just think "what the frick is wrong with me, i'm fricking tiny". like he beats you unquestionably in length, and he is so much girthier than you could ever hope to be, even by injecting oils or using some stupid dick machine. there is no way you could ever hope to match him and the things he can do, and you know it, and every girl in the hostel knows it. they ALL know you are inferior, and they know that you know that they know it. you can't even make eye contact with girls you know he has fricked because they know that you know that they just took several of your dicks rubber banded together from one guy, and you will never measure up.

        like have you ever thought to yourself "im pretty smart" and then met someone who knows everything you know and more, and not only that, but they are quick witted and score better on tests, etc? its that feeling x1000 because this is something that can be physically seen and touched and unquestionably verified as better than you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >typing out an entire erotic novel in a shitposting dick size thread
          kindo cring doe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's probably nothing i can say or do to convince you until you actually hang out with a guy like this and experience this kind of situation for yourself. your mind won't allow you to believe this story is real because the damage it would do to your ego is irreparable.

            the fact that women could be coming into a room to frick a guy objectively less attractive than you for casual throwaway sex, truly meaning nothing to them, and not even register that you are there, purely because they want to have a possibly once in a lifetime sexual experience, and you are not qualified because your dick is just average. it kills you inside a little every time it happens. girls you were interested in and had showed a slight interest in you, that you had just been chatting 1 on 1 with a few hours before, not even caring that you are in the room when they come in to frick him.

            honestly, it's probably better that way for you to go on in blissful ignorance. this happened to me about 6 years ago, and i am still affected by it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i honestly don't really care if a guy with a huge dick has lots of sex. its to be expected. it would be weirder if he didn't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its different when he is competing with the same women you are and wins every single time without question, like you aren't even in the same thought when they are considering who to bang.

                hostels are sex hives, you go in expecting to frick random women and they go in expecting to frick random guys

                when you are in the same room as the guy with the impossibly big dick and you see first hand how easy he has it in life and how you could never hope to compete, it hurts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i am competing with nobody for zero women, Black person. i'm an ugly neurotic wizard. that's great that more fortunate men have lots of sex but it doesn't involve me at all. i have other things to worry about over some hypothetical about some dude with a huge wiener walking into a room and instigating an orgy on the spot. i don't understand who you're trying to upset. failed normalc**ts with social circles and actual dating prospects?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats the thing bro, in hostels it doesnt matter so much if you are ugly, you can still frick women. there is so much alcohol and drugs and such a bawd mindset in hostels that women especially under 7/10 will throw themselves at dick

                its to be expected to frick a different girl at least once a week

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I stayed in hostels in college and this never happened. I did occasionally see some Chad European with 3 or 4 hot girls around him swooning on his every word though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I stayed in hostels in college and this never happened. I did occasionally see some Chad European with 3 or 4 hot girls around him swooning on his every word though.

                My only experience with a hostel was when I went with two friends of mine (bf/gf) and about an hour after I got there, the front desk came up to ke and told me I had to switch from the co-ed room my friends and I were staying in to the male-only room. Jokes on them, though, because someone threw up on the floor of the coed room the first night.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I went to a hostel once, I ended up playing Bob Marley songs with some white dreadlocked dude from Israel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PLEASE take your cuck fantasies somewhere else. There's a Sabrina Carpenter thread you'll feel right at home in on the 'log right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its an ego shattering experience,
          That's healthy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9" dick
      >anal

      remove this part next time you post this story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Refactor your story so instead of an ugly guy it's a futa gal with a pretty face who has breasts bigger than any of the girls', and I'm sold.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talk about a hard sell 😉

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gossiping about women
    >talking about muscles and height
    >discussing about dick size
    This is gayest thread on Cinemaphile rn.

    No wonder women don't want your sorry homosexual asses.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only achieve orgasm if I can make someone else suffer and cry in pain. Consensual sex is a pathetic meme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a personal problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. village rapist

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HE HAS A SMALL DICK!! I'M BEING GENOCIDED!!! I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE!!!
    women unironically think like this lol
    go outside and touch grass

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why everyone night I go out and beat random women, been doing it for about a month now and it feels amazing. I never rape them or anything though because my mom raised a gentleman.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning saar!

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd trade 2 inches if it meant I'd get my foreskin back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd trade an inch or two if it meant I got to use my dick in a woman.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn Cinemaphile is fricking awful today

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have huge face-sitting fetish, literally can only get hard that way
    >whenever I bring it up to the girl I'm seeing then all I get is a weird look and sometimes nervous laughter, pitty, half assed sex and never hear from them again
    How can they not be into it? It's fricking hawt as shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not as comfortable a way to get head as them lying on their back because their sensitive parts are being pressed into your jaw and skull.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suggest a 69.
      Not only you get to have your face in their pussy, but they can also get comfortable that way. It also turns some girls on to suck your dick while you're eating them out. Also, stick it in right after they finish if you don't cum before they do, the hot wet feeling is great for you and for them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women get aroused by dominant behavior during sex. Eating pussy and face-sitting is submissive behavior.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you love burying your tongue in snatch and refrain out of fear that it'll be seen as submissive, then you are a submissive b***h.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, "science"

            The same science that allows for the surrogate wombs industry and denies women their habeas corpus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't frick sheboons, moron.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched this show but there was this girl I was seeing and then she started flooding me with DMs so I kinda ghosted her kindly and then she send me a message saying I was just like Big from this show. I have no idea what that meant.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women don't care about the character of a man, only the size of his dick
    At least the show had the guts to say it out loud.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is obsessed with dick size, but what if your dick smells bad and just looks ugly even if it's a good size?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that matters is size. as long as its 7"+ length and 5.5"+ girth that's all women care about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5.5 girth
        absolutely pathetic, pencil dick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          on what planet? that's like top 10% girth. 6" girth is top 1%. 90% of men are 4.7"-5.1" girth. 5.5" girth is like being 6ft tall. would you call 6ft short?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >TIL about shitposting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            6ft is bare minimum height for late zoomers and gen alpha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect dick for marriage as you'll never get blown again. Look for the girls indicating that "they're ready to settle down"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if your dick smells bad
      homie wash yo dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wash your dick
      frick with the lights off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sage wisdom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wash your dick
        just water right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, just water and bleach is enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wash it, can't do much about being cut tho.

      on what planet? that's like top 10% girth. 6" girth is top 1%. 90% of men are 4.7"-5.1" girth. 5.5" girth is like being 6ft tall. would you call 6ft short?

      He may be joshing but 5.5 girth on a 7 incher makes it look skinny.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my dick is only 8 inches long and 6 inches girthy
    I'll never find a girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not 9 long and 10 all around
      Imagine having a micropenis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i say without irony that women would probably be happier if all men had 8"x6" dicks minimum.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would this do any damage to men when men don't watch Sex in/and the City?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only 11" by 8.5" micro dick
    might as well commit sudoku

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're small pecker could never pleasure a woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah? What size are you then??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          13"x9.5"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            13" by 10" flaccid

            Holy embarrassing, what are you, asian?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a small dick white boy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              asian mircro penises are barely 14". anything below 16 is literally suicide territory

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        13" by 10" flaccid

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am quite content with the size of my dick because I am not 12 anymore. My gf seems satisfied too and I am satisfied with hers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still got it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your gf was satisfied with my dick too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, nearly as good as the the "my dad's penis barely smells"-copypasta

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile: the website where everybody has an 8" dick and is 6' tall and handsome, but seem to complain about not getting laid every other post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone has an 8"x6" dick you mean. can't forget the huge girth because women care more about girth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having anything smaller than 8" by 6". You basically have a vegana at that point and should consider transitioning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dicklet cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im unironically 6'5 with an 8in dick and a 134 iq and am still a virgin because i really, really hate women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf me too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could be hung literally like a horse, the problem is between my two ears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is clearly the "sex haver" thread.
      I'm a 33yo virgin but there's really no sense in wasting energy posting about it anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you me?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, he's me.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to Asia. Asian women have the smallest veganas that allow for the best sex for dicklets.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Television and film?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's tough when you realize that a bunch of women have a big box...no shit. but then you just start ass fricking them and everybody is happy

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go balls deep
    >hit the cervix
    >"Are you ok?"
    >"Yea you're just big"
    >average size

    That's all you need bros. I wouldn't want to be bigger and not be able to go balls deep. Give me girth over length.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must be Black

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enough from the american

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have ED from fapping too much, even if I manage to have sex my size won't matter because I can't keep my shit up. don't even really get morning wood any more, feels bad man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. At least we have our 150 IQ to make up for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have psychological not physiological condition.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seeing as how I don't really get natural erections any more (only when I'm actively stimulating myself by touching, I start to deflate less than a minute if I stop stroking) I doubt that

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The promotion of casual sex in shitty 90's sitcoms and romantic movies caused unfathomable damage to society.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      historically the most promiscuous decades were 70s and 80s also. not sure if 90s was even worse but if it was then not by much. when TV was still preaching family values the reality of young women (in any of those decades) was already a free for all frickfest. boomers were the first true degenerate generation, every generation after is just repeating what they did, with fewer marriages and children.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like caused irreparable damage to your ego

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to frick with women, tell them "age is to men as height is to women." Then tell them 6'3" = 20, and 27+ = 5'7" and shorter.

    They get it immediately.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to this scale I want a 6'11

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't frick sheboons, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for real the std rate among blacks is like 50%, for whites it's like 10%. don't frick shaniquas and you'll be fine

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The M.A.N.T.I.S. System

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