Because transporter records have to be subatomically accurate, one could use transporter records to create a PERFECT replica of any person beamed aboard the ship, at least at the time of the beaming. Every individual hair, the exact state of their hygiene, everything. A crew member on the Enterprise with the proper access could have smelled the feet of every single female crewmate if he wanted to, and he'd know it wasn't just some AI driven simulation guestimate - it was an accurate representation of their exact smell, right down to the protons.
They always come up with these ideas on the Enterprise and it always seems like they are the first ones doing it but this is always stuff that works out of the box with little tweaking and in reality this might have happened on dozens of other ships already or with any person, so it should be common talk instead of a one off occurrence.
The sequel episode where the real one comes to the enterprise and thinks Geordi is a loser chud and then finds the hologrpahic waifu version of herself is cringekino
it would have been better if she'd revealed it to the captain and had geordie humiliated in front of everyone, along with a recording of him spazzing out when the real one doesn't find him interesting in the slightest.
I genuinly never understood his "excuse" either.
He spergs out and starts screaming about how his only mistake was trying to be a friend, and then its just blown over.
She is suddenly mollified. Report the uppity Black and get him thrown out for attempted rape instead
it sounds like an incel rant which is a shame since no star trek character should be subjected to make one. geordi should've just apologized and moved on.
The same thing happened with the holodeck copy. The first thing that happens when they start working is they get into a big argument.
Geordi conveniently forgot that part of his "first" meeting with her and romanticized it in his mind after.
Yeah I know, but when he is confronted with it, instead of even trying to say something normal like >I never used this romantically or anything of the sort, I created this as a helping tool and used it so often based on your records, that I grew to 'know' it, and Im terribly sorry for forgetting that I dont actually know you at all.
Instead he sperged out like a creepy moron screeching about >I JUST WANNA BE A FRIEND
Geordi stalks a colleague, manipulates her into being alone with him in an romantic situation on the false pretense of it being work-related, and then finally after she discovers that he actually **constructed a holographic simulation of her that (most likely) he was physically intimate with**, he turns her own anxieties back on her to make her feel bad and convince her that he did nothing wrong. By the end of the episode they're best friends and laughing and smiling together.
This is way way beyond any autist greentext Ive read on here. I cant understand why they thought this was a good idea
>All right, look. Ever since you came on board, you've been badgering me and I've taken it. I've shown you courtesy, and respect, and a hell of a lot of patience. Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute. I've tried to understand you. I've tried to get along with you. And in return, you've accused, tried and convicted me without bothering to hear my side of it. So, I'm guilty, okay? But not of what you think. Of something much worse. I'm guilty of reaching out to you, of hoping we could connect. I'm guilty of a terrible crime, Doctor. I offered you friendship.
Black person YOU LEANED IN TO KISS HER, YOU TRIED TO SEDUCE HER WITH INFORMATION YOU GOT FROM STALKING HER, YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR OWN PREFERENCES AND LIKES TO GAIN HER FAVOR, BECAUSE YOU WERE HOPING TO TAP THAT ASS
Seriously baffling writing. Assuming he had no hand in this, I feel bad for LeVar Burton. If he was involved at all in writing/creating this, send him back to Roots to get whipped.
She calmed down because him screeching his moronic excuses made her realise it was pointless trying to reason with him. And if she kept pushing, he'd likely rage out and start hitting and choking. So, she said 'OK'. And then made a formal complaint to Troi or Riker or Starfleet HQ's HR. And then Geordi was punished off screen.
that episode felt too real, too human. like the fantasy future of star trek came crashing down harder than any time travel episode where they just film on a spare studio set next door
It's 100 times more fricked up in the later season when he meets her for real, and she finds out that he's been jerking off over her in the holodeck the entire time.
That was some of the most awkward shit i've ever seen in my life.
In season 1 or 2 he gets asked why he doesn't use more natural implants.
PULASKI: It's possible to install optical devices which look like normal eyes, and would still give you about the same visual range as the visor.
LAFORGE: Done? You say almost. How much reduction?
PULASKI: Twenty percent. There is another option. I can attempt to regenerate your optic nerve, and, with the help of the replicator, fashion normal eyes. You would see like everyone else.
LAFORGE: Wait a minute. I was told that was impossible.
PULASKI: I've done it twice, in situations somewhat similar to yours. Geordi, it would eliminate the constant pain you are under. Why are you hesitating?
LAFORGE: Well, when I came to see you, it was to talk about modifying this. And now you're saying it could be possible for me to have normal vision?
PULASKI: Yes.
LAFORGE: I don't know. I'd be giving up a lot.
PULASKI: There's something else you must know. This is a one shot. If you decide to change your mind, there's no going back. And there are risks. I can offer choices, not guarantees.
LAFORGE: Well, this is a lot to think about. I'll get back to you, Doctor. Thank you.
I don't blame Geordi for waiting. He could've waited like 5 years and the medicine would've made leaps and lessen the possibility of disaster especially with how rare his condition was.
i'm surprised holograms aren't more regulated. also geordi didn't try to make the hologram fall for him. he just interacts with it. i'm surprised they didn't make barclay do this when he's the one with holoaddiction.
because barclay is the only normal human in the entire series.
he escapes into the holodeck to avoid the grating freaks he has to work with.
note how geordie the holopervert stalker that can't tell the difference between fact and fiction admonishes barclay for running a purely fantasy sim. only the images are borrowed, and he doesn't carry any of it over to the real world, unlike geordie.
>24th century >a black man lusting after a white woman >the woman arrives and emasculates the black man
Wait, I thought this was supposed to be in the future?
tng episodes where the writers acknowledge trekkies are lonely incel gooners and cater the plot directly to them in a way encourages growth and introspection are the best. i also enjoyed the one where lt broccoli was being more of a sperg than usual so the crew forces him to act in a play
frick off pargin, he made her to help him fix the ship and ended up kissing her, it's not criminal. barclay is the one fricking the entire crew in a holographic shakespeare play
and to be clear barclay is also in the right in that scenario
you would think that sort of thing happened a lot. >computer create Dr. Selar in pon farr. Label program LaForge exercise 1.
Barkley would have never been caught if did is work quietly. LaForge wouldn't have been caught if he didn't label the program the same name as the woman he created on the holodeck.
Broccoli: "I'm going to indulge in a holo-fantasy of a female colleague." >Awww, you're so sweet!
LaForge: "I'm going to indulge in a holo-fantasy of a female colleague." >HELLO, SECURITY?!!
How so? It's perfectly logical that he creates the hologram of her to solve a problem and develops feeling for it.
One of the most memorable episodes tbf
She relaxed.
Because transporter records have to be subatomically accurate, one could use transporter records to create a PERFECT replica of any person beamed aboard the ship, at least at the time of the beaming. Every individual hair, the exact state of their hygiene, everything. A crew member on the Enterprise with the proper access could have smelled the feet of every single female crewmate if he wanted to, and he'd know it wasn't just some AI driven simulation guestimate - it was an accurate representation of their exact smell, right down to the protons.
They always come up with these ideas on the Enterprise and it always seems like they are the first ones doing it but this is always stuff that works out of the box with little tweaking and in reality this might have happened on dozens of other ships already or with any person, so it should be common talk instead of a one off occurrence.
The Enterprise-D was among the first Federation ships to have a holodeck.
The sequel episode where the real one comes to the enterprise and thinks Geordi is a loser chud and then finds the hologrpahic waifu version of herself is cringekino
it would have been better if she'd revealed it to the captain and had geordie humiliated in front of everyone, along with a recording of him spazzing out when the real one doesn't find him interesting in the slightest.
In case you ever wondered why you're a lonely loser, it's because you're a creepy piece of shit.
I'm guessing you're talking to yourself, since you directly empathise with geordie the slimey piece of shit.
gas yourself
I ask this myself often.
I genuinly never understood his "excuse" either.
He spergs out and starts screaming about how his only mistake was trying to be a friend, and then its just blown over.
She is suddenly mollified. Report the uppity Black and get him thrown out for attempted rape instead
it sounds like an incel rant which is a shame since no star trek character should be subjected to make one. geordi should've just apologized and moved on.
Brahms was a fellow autist.
She was more upset about him doing modifications to her warp core.
The same thing happened with the holodeck copy. The first thing that happens when they start working is they get into a big argument.
Geordi conveniently forgot that part of his "first" meeting with her and romanticized it in his mind after.
Yeah I know, but when he is confronted with it, instead of even trying to say something normal like
>I never used this romantically or anything of the sort, I created this as a helping tool and used it so often based on your records, that I grew to 'know' it, and Im terribly sorry for forgetting that I dont actually know you at all.
Instead he sperged out like a creepy moron screeching about
>I JUST WANNA BE A FRIEND
Geordi stalks a colleague, manipulates her into being alone with him in an romantic situation on the false pretense of it being work-related, and then finally after she discovers that he actually **constructed a holographic simulation of her that (most likely) he was physically intimate with**, he turns her own anxieties back on her to make her feel bad and convince her that he did nothing wrong. By the end of the episode they're best friends and laughing and smiling together.
This is way way beyond any autist greentext Ive read on here. I cant understand why they thought this was a good idea
>All right, look. Ever since you came on board, you've been badgering me and I've taken it. I've shown you courtesy, and respect, and a hell of a lot of patience. Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute. I've tried to understand you. I've tried to get along with you. And in return, you've accused, tried and convicted me without bothering to hear my side of it. So, I'm guilty, okay? But not of what you think. Of something much worse. I'm guilty of reaching out to you, of hoping we could connect. I'm guilty of a terrible crime, Doctor. I offered you friendship.
Black person YOU LEANED IN TO KISS HER, YOU TRIED TO SEDUCE HER WITH INFORMATION YOU GOT FROM STALKING HER, YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR OWN PREFERENCES AND LIKES TO GAIN HER FAVOR, BECAUSE YOU WERE HOPING TO TAP THAT ASS
Seriously baffling writing. Assuming he had no hand in this, I feel bad for LeVar Burton. If he was involved at all in writing/creating this, send him back to Roots to get whipped.
She calmed down because him screeching his moronic excuses made her realise it was pointless trying to reason with him. And if she kept pushing, he'd likely rage out and start hitting and choking. So, she said 'OK'. And then made a formal complaint to Troi or Riker or Starfleet HQ's HR. And then Geordi was punished off screen.
that episode felt too real, too human. like the fantasy future of star trek came crashing down harder than any time travel episode where they just film on a spare studio set next door
It's 100 times more fricked up in the later season when he meets her for real, and she finds out that he's been jerking off over her in the holodeck the entire time.
That was some of the most awkward shit i've ever seen in my life.
>Geordi: "Computer, locate Dr. Leah Brahms"
>Computer: "Dr. Leah Brahms is in holodeck 2"
>Geordi: "OH SHIT!" (runs to holodeck 2)
>he married her and got kids
geordi won
wasn't she married? i swear they talked about that and that's why she was so offended.
>set in the """future"""
>there's a black man wearing a cut in half air filter from an Oldsmobile as glasses
He wears futuristic glasses because human augmentation is taboo. Though he eventually gets robotic eyes it took him years to do that.
In season 1 or 2 he gets asked why he doesn't use more natural implants.
PULASKI: It's possible to install optical devices which look like normal eyes, and would still give you about the same visual range as the visor.
LAFORGE: Done? You say almost. How much reduction?
PULASKI: Twenty percent. There is another option. I can attempt to regenerate your optic nerve, and, with the help of the replicator, fashion normal eyes. You would see like everyone else.
LAFORGE: Wait a minute. I was told that was impossible.
PULASKI: I've done it twice, in situations somewhat similar to yours. Geordi, it would eliminate the constant pain you are under. Why are you hesitating?
LAFORGE: Well, when I came to see you, it was to talk about modifying this. And now you're saying it could be possible for me to have normal vision?
PULASKI: Yes.
LAFORGE: I don't know. I'd be giving up a lot.
PULASKI: There's something else you must know. This is a one shot. If you decide to change your mind, there's no going back. And there are risks. I can offer choices, not guarantees.
LAFORGE: Well, this is a lot to think about. I'll get back to you, Doctor. Thank you.
If its Pulaski asking him the question then its season 2.
I don't blame Geordi for waiting. He could've waited like 5 years and the medicine would've made leaps and lessen the possibility of disaster especially with how rare his condition was.
Because it looks cool you fricking gaylord.
why so mad over a senseless shitpost anon
I have a feeling that most of the posters in this thread have a LOT in common with geordie, physically and behaviourally.
/trej/ is mostly israelites and white africans, yes.
No, it was me, I am like Geordi!
Should have kept Jheri curl Geordi
>Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass homie
i'm surprised holograms aren't more regulated. also geordi didn't try to make the hologram fall for him. he just interacts with it. i'm surprised they didn't make barclay do this when he's the one with holoaddiction.
>also geordi didn't try to make the hologram fall for him.
He told the holodeck computer to give the hologram a warm personality.
because barclay is the only normal human in the entire series.
he escapes into the holodeck to avoid the grating freaks he has to work with.
note how geordie the holopervert stalker that can't tell the difference between fact and fiction admonishes barclay for running a purely fantasy sim. only the images are borrowed, and he doesn't carry any of it over to the real world, unlike geordie.
Go to bed Reggie
seek chemical castration, geordie
>Computer increase Dr. Brahms bust size by 300%.
>Turn off holodeck safeties.
>24th century
>a black man lusting after a white woman
>the woman arrives and emasculates the black man
Wait, I thought this was supposed to be in the future?
I'm surprised this ep doesn't have a trigger warning at the beginning if you're streaming it on Paramount+.
tng episodes where the writers acknowledge trekkies are lonely incel gooners and cater the plot directly to them in a way encourages growth and introspection are the best. i also enjoyed the one where lt broccoli was being more of a sperg than usual so the crew forces him to act in a play
For people reading, this is mostly a bot thread. If, it's inane and posters don't reply -- it's a bot thread.
whole site is b0ttid.
i hate this time line.
At least our israelite overlords allowed /trejo/ back in the day.
Could Picard have survived the delta quadrant?
He wouldn't last a week!
picard would've tried to negotiate with the kazon and got blown to pieces.
>picard working with the borg
no way
he might have resolved to let the enterprise be sent home using the traveler though and not be lost for 7 years
Galaxy class is much weaker than Intrepid, it would have eventually been destroyed like the Equinox
I've been watching the rest of Susan Gibney's career.
She underrated as a c**ty smokeshow actress. She could have been big.
She would have made a fine Dana Scully.
Could've used the holodeck for that
Especially because the holodeck copy was 91% accurate to the real Leah Brahms but no one gave any consideration at all to its sentience.
frick off pargin, he made her to help him fix the ship and ended up kissing her, it's not criminal. barclay is the one fricking the entire crew in a holographic shakespeare play
and to be clear barclay is also in the right in that scenario
Brahms is basically the personification of the ship's warp core to Geordi.
He wants to frick the ship, not her.
When you realise he's a 5'7 manlet it all makes sense
you would think that sort of thing happened a lot.
>computer create Dr. Selar in pon farr. Label program LaForge exercise 1.
Barkley would have never been caught if did is work quietly. LaForge wouldn't have been caught if he didn't label the program the same name as the woman he created on the holodeck.
Barkley kept filling up the jizz filters in the holodeck
If I were on the Enterprise all I'd need to cum is knowing that the ship will reprocess all my sperrm and use it to feed the crew.
Probably the most wholesome thing anyone has ever done on the holodeck.
Broccoli: "I'm going to indulge in a holo-fantasy of a female colleague."
>Awww, you're so sweet!
LaForge: "I'm going to indulge in a holo-fantasy of a female colleague."
>HELLO, SECURITY?!!