This fat frick.

Grotesque.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see this turks 23 and me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      Guaranteed part non Christian

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abomination

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically won. I actually think he's refined his comedic chops after leaving Cum Town. Nick was exceptionally funny on that podcast, but I can't imagine one would want to be a human laugh track forever. I think Stav is better at standup, whereas Nick is better at free associating characters and impressions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      Your brother who is a "personal trainer" is fat as well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stav preparing to lose weight is literally the oldest ct bit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny how people see stavs face and instantly think of nick and start talking about nick, stav won't ever kick his cumtown association and the fact that without nick he would be nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people bring it up because they came into the public consciousness together. even adam wasn't technically a regular on cum town at first. they were also very close friends performing in the Baltimore/DC scene. nick just gets credit because he bought the podcasting equipment. stav always had the most standup spots. he always had the most to promote.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Dome of the Rock

          So... why not lose weight?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because his fatness enhances his routine
            by being disheveled fat frick, he serves a mirror for the audience to poke fun at their own absurd lives, worries, neuroses, etc. by presenting himself that way he's not punching down but rather approaching them as an equal and rolling around in the mud with them
            it's fun and liberating

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for years on cumtown stav was just the cackling guy until his tik toks got popular with the normies and nick nick didn't have anything to promote during those days because nick basically quit standup for a long time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your brother who is a "personal trainer" is fat as well

      a year later after doing a video series on losing weight and he's even fatter. amazing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Dome of the Rock

        It scares me. He's my Stav. It would be like if Dan Soder got disgustingly fat & died

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree
      Nick's refusal to "do comedy" only ends up self-sabotaging himself. TAFS is so fricking unfunny.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a wrestler who eats his own boogers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      Sebastian Booger? At least Sebastian Booger was at one time dtxvhan athlete.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever he talks about having sex I'm convinced it's slampigs like him he's talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's talking about escorts or girls he has sexually assaulted that will eventually cancel him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He comes across like he's full of shit and desperately craves validation. I remember in one episode of cumtown Adam was talking about someone who tried to fight him or argued with him or something and stav immediately started going off about how he'd frick the dude up like this short fat frick has ever beaten anyone up in his life.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth cum town thread obviously since no one here actually watches Stavs podcast or standup

    What is going on with TAFS? There's been no premium episode in a month and Nick and Adam aren't doing episodes together anymore, they were on a roll now Nick seems like he wants to off himself again. No digital shorts either which were all pretty funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      There is not a thing wrong with sexy short shorts on sexy thighed non obese men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steve-o episode was class, they need more moronic guests on the pod nick can talk over and belittle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're both touring rn, so they have to fill in with guests. I'm happy for more Jordan Jenson.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I become funny
    >ERM IT'S GENE-
    shut the frick up just look at the old stuff of all the people mentioned itt it all sucked ass.
    how did they become funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm talking about how do I become funny
        ERM IT'S GENE-
        shut the frick up just look at the old stuff of all the people mentioned itt it all sucked ass.
        how did they become funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is not coherent

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REDBAR'S WATCHING

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this man gets laid more than Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      Heart palpations.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea that was funny when nick tried to tell him that he would be dead before them
        Stav got all pissy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Dome of the Rock

          Gross. Stav should not be fricking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably exclusively with drunk fans

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adams standup was absolutely the most refined and when he's not being abused or forced to straightman he's hilarious

    Stav is okay but not really bright enough to be great

    Nick is a fricking genius but his comfort zone of "not being serious" kills him, his standup is a very entertaining mess.

    Jordan is the queen of hyperborea forever

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His standup is better than Nick and Adam by miles. That's how bad Nick and Adam are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      Joe Pera had the best special a da year.
      Y'all never make dah tread?;

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised nobody has used AI to recreate the boys rewritten song lyrics.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he's actually albanian

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy cumtown but i think something is wrong with me because I'm straight and have an average size penis

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least we got the adam friedland podcast show from this gay homosexual leaving

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The OneyPlays/Psychicpebbles group are somehow more funny than the Cumtown group.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their fanbase is even more cringe than cumboys. i'm talking pickle rick levels of reddit cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >groups
      You're basically just saying you think Zach Hadel is funnier than Nick Mullen, both are a one man show with laugh tracks. I think peak Nick is way funnier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zach, Chris and Michael are definitely in a "group" and same with Adam, Nick and Stav whether they like it or not

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chris doesn't seem to care about very much and thr youtube channel is easy money. Zach has a lot more obvious passion for animation still. Chris has seemed burnt out for nearly a decade now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just saying fans will always associate Zach with Chris and fans will always associate Stav with Nick. The Smiling Friends theme was made by Chris if you didn't know. The Cumtown group is just a lot less private than the Oney clique but they're still a groups

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are groups I'm just saying only one person in each of them is funny

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stavs mom is "Macedonian" which means she is a albanian/turk rape baby

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow I would hate to be the idiot that judges his obesity in a way the compromises the groups comedic ability.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dome of the Rock

      Cherubic he is not. It's death time now fat

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post a stav standup bit funnier than this

    The bug won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool annoying terrible job by the audio guys with the feedback and Adam's shitty jokes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont mean to brag or anything...
      immediately lying, impressive.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Dome of the Rock

    I just spontaneously make a killer small batch of penne Mac n cheese in honor of this thread now. Now I'm fat. Gym just four hours away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off c**t. And Joe Peras special was hot dogshit. He sacrificed any amount of subtlety to prostitute himself out to the audience, even dropping the wholesome good fun for a cheap vulgar joke, going against everything he supposedly stood for as a character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Dome of the Rock

        Better than your tired fat shit, ya Nic Mullen sidekick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          name homosexual

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 and everyone itt gets a girlfriend by 2025

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