This fucking shit is not canon.
This fucking shit is not canon.
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This fucking shit is not canon.
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
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kys featherfag
Dinochuds....we are going extinct.
Thicc
FAT
Please retcon.
The garden gnomes got dinosaurs boys. It's over.
cuttlefish do this
Lizards and cuttlefish do dis
Dinosaurs are fake and gay
This is what the meteor forever took away.
>over 160 million years
>never managed to create a single tool
nice fanfiction, dinocel. you will always get mogged by monkebvlls.
>Dinosaurs around for 180 million years
>Create the greatest era of life in Earth's history
>Monkeys around for a few tens of millions of years
>Nearly end all life on the planet
This world should never have slipped out of the control of of the reptiles. Mammals have proven they are not qualified to run a planet.
>Greatest era of life
Had an extinction event... three times in a row. Not once, not twice, but THREE fucking times. Reptile cucks just kept losing.
>Three Major Extinction events
>Genus still fucking here
We'll outlive you, warmbloodfags.
lizard hands typed this post
Post lizard tail
>warmbloodfags
dumb Lepidosaur, us synapsidCHADS were never fazed by you plebs. our eternal enemy is archosauria and we've already claimed our great victory over those plebs. soon God willing we will claim our final true victory over them and the rest of you vile sauropsids
>greatest era of life in Earth's history
if it weren't for those Archosaurs we would have rules the land for an uninterrupted 312 million years. the Permian Extinction, the worst mass intinction of all time was so convenient it almost feels like a Sauropsid plot
mesozoic period(age of reptiles) is liken to Jacob's time under the bondage of Laban in the Bible. destined to rule over the Hebrew tribes but labouring in servitude under the name of another man's house
the K-T extinction event was merely us reaping what had been sown in the soil of destiny. it is not a coincidence the Son of God came to Earth in Synapsid form
HOLY BASED ALMIGHTY
>Dinosaurs are fake and gay
Just like god then lmao
big boi
paleotards keep coming up with retarded new ideas ever 3 years because its the literal only way for them to stay relevant and get any funding whatsoever, its a joke-science.
>retarded new ideas
And why's that?
he cute
Bugs...easy on the carrots...
>be a paleotards
>dig up some chicken bones
>build 85% of a creature's body out of pure imagination
>think it's a real science
Kek
yea it’s reality and a scientific fact
But my headcanon...
I want Dino Riders back so bad....
I'm actually surprised they never brought it back.
Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows who has the rights. Maybe I should design some 3D printed accessories for Jurassic World toys, repaint them and do some kitbashing for the heroes.
Mattel has the rights. And do you want to know something fucking stupid? They have been sitting on the right to it for years and years, and haven't done anything with it because... wait for it... the world isn't big enough for TWO dinosaur based intellectual properties. And so, they sit on it, until the end of time, or until Jurassic whatever falls off the face of the earth and into obscurity; like Dino Riders has.
Let's all prey that this beautiful toy maker gets his superior dino riders project off the ground.
I think woke Dino-Riders is exactly what I need to give me the stroke that will allow me to leave this plane of suffering.
Please don't wish for things to be rebooted in current year. I have no burning desire to see chud Valorians whose entire species is 65% black or mystery meat.
Man these things were fucking awesome
>but it's supposed to be just a big chicken!
Fuck off
>makes your t-rex obese
heh nothing personal
>obese
Healthy
>idc dude i always liked construction vehicles better
What is this face trying to convey?
Comfortable, unthreatened, in my lane, but still hungry.
reminder
dinobros... we should have picked tonka trucks...
you're right, it was a shot made specifically for the trailer
you fat fuck
>featherfags
i sleep
>lipfags
real shit
Archosauria will NEVER recover
now that your illusion of cool archosaurs is rightfully ruined, I invite all of you become synapsidbros
yeah, inostrancevia
Why's this dude have one normal hand and one claw hand?
What is that thing? Is it a gorgonopsid?
Mammals. Gross.
God's chosen amniote
lil fella's just folding his feet while walking
You worship the wrong god.
nah
For me, it's Cotylorhynchus.
dinosaurs not being feathery fluorescent gays is the hill i die on
That's the dinosaur best friend of Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs
What
The science changes every 8 years give or take, so don't worry it's never permeant
The problem is, in the current paradigm it's not even the science which has actually changed. It's just that science has chudformed into politics. There was NEVER any evidence T. rex had feathers and all the evidence we'd ever collected said it was scaled, but somehow, despite actual fucking scientific, physically demonstrable evidence, feathered T. rex got mainstreamed. And even now the MAJORITY of paleontologists are trying to stick peach fuzz on its head despite this being completely anti-scientific.
i dont get this debate.
t-rexes probably had both scales/hard skin AND feathers.
look at fucking ostriches, they have both. same with chickens
the only problem with your stunningly reddit spaced shitpost is that dinosaurs arent birds
Someone post the mating dance to get this thread over with
My brother was in the Army for 15 years. Of that 15 years, he was in an active duty Green Beret unit for 10. When you're in spec ops, you only get deployed to the same region in order to build familiarity with the local languages, terrain, economy, etc. etc.. My brother was only ever deployed to Africa and on his last deployment before leaving the Army, he said his unit saw a dinosaur called a Kakuru on a river bank that borders the Salong National Park in the Congo. Apparently, another Green Beret unit that operates in South America has seen some weird shit as well. My brother even said there have been rumors over the past 30 years or so that some 2-3 soldiers have been killed by dinosaurs over the last few decades. I believe him.
your brother saw a dinosaur in the Congo and was able to identify it as Kaluru, a species known only from a single tibia?
So he had a paleontologist on his unit that could identify a Kakuru from several other species that look virtually the same?
fatty
more like kikosaurs
fatphilia sisters... WE WON
>this off-topic thread is still up
>but god forbid we talk about pirate movies
Fuck jannies.