This fricking shit is not canon.

This fricking shit is not canon.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kys feathergay

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dinochuds....we are going extinct.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thicc

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAT

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please retcon.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites got dinosaurs boys. It's over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cuttlefish do this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lizards and cuttlefish do dis

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs are fake and gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what the meteor forever took away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >over 160 million years
        >never managed to create a single tool
        nice fanfiction, dinocel. you will always get mogged by monkebvlls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dinosaurs around for 180 million years
          >Create the greatest era of life in Earth's history
          >Monkeys around for a few tens of millions of years
          >Nearly end all life on the planet
          This world should never have slipped out of the control of of the reptiles. Mammals have proven they are not qualified to run a planet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Greatest era of life
            Had an extinction event... three times in a row. Not once, not twice, but THREE fricking times. Reptile cucks just kept losing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Three Major Extinction events
              >Genus still fricking here

              We'll outlive you, warmbloodgays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lizard hands typed this post

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post lizard tail

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Three Major Extinction events
            >Genus still fricking here

            We'll outlive you, warmbloodgays.

            >warmbloodgays
            dumb Lepidosaur, us synapsidCHADS were never fazed by you plebs. our eternal enemy is archosauria and we've already claimed our great victory over those plebs. soon God willing we will claim our final true victory over them and the rest of you vile sauropsids

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >greatest era of life in Earth's history
            if it weren't for those Archosaurs we would have rules the land for an uninterrupted 312 million years. the Permian Extinction, the worst mass intinction of all time was so convenient it almost feels like a Sauropsid plot

            mesozoic period(age of reptiles) is liken to Jacob's time under the bondage of Laban in the Bible. destined to rule over the Hebrew tribes but labouring in servitude under the name of another man's house

            the K-T extinction event was merely us reaping what had been sown in the soil of destiny. it is not a coincidence the Son of God came to Earth in Synapsid form

            >Greatest era of life
            Had an extinction event... three times in a row. Not once, not twice, but THREE fricking times. Reptile cucks just kept losing.

            For me, it's Cotylorhynchus.

            HOLY BASED ALMIGHTY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinosaurs are fake and gay
      Just like god then lmao

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big boi

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paleotards keep coming up with moronic new ideas ever 3 years because its the literal only way for them to stay relevant and get any funding whatsoever, its a joke-science.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic new ideas

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And why's that?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he cute

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs...easy on the carrots...

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be a paleotards
    >dig up some chicken bones
    >build 85% of a creature's body out of pure imagination
    >think it's a real science
    Kek

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yea it’s reality and a scientific fact

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But my headcanon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want Dino Riders back so bad....

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually surprised they never brought it back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows who has the rights. Maybe I should design some 3D printed accessories for Jurassic World toys, repaint them and do some kitbashing for the heroes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mattel has the rights. And do you want to know something fricking stupid? They have been sitting on the right to it for years and years, and haven't done anything with it because... wait for it... the world isn't big enough for TWO dinosaur based intellectual properties. And so, they sit on it, until the end of time, or until Jurassic whatever falls off the face of the earth and into obscurity; like Dino Riders has.

              Let's all prey that this beautiful toy maker gets his superior dino riders project off the ground.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think woke Dino-Riders is exactly what I need to give me the stroke that will allow me to leave this plane of suffering.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually surprised they never brought it back.

          Please don't wish for things to be rebooted in current year. I have no burning desire to see troony Valorians whose entire species is 65% black or mystery meat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man these things were fricking awesome
        >but it's supposed to be just a big chicken!
        Frick off

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes your t-rex obese
    heh nothing personal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >obese
      Healthy

      Thicc

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >idc dude i always liked construction vehicles better

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this face trying to convey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Comfortable, unthreatened, in my lane, but still hungry.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dinobros... we should have picked tonka trucks...

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're right, it was a shot made specifically for the trailer

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you fat frick

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >feathergays
    i sleep
    >lipgays
    real shit

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Archosauria will NEVER recover

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now that your illusion of cool archosaurs is rightfully ruined, I invite all of you become synapsidbros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is that thing? Is it a gorgonopsid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mammals. Gross.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God's chosen amniote

          lil fella's just folding his feet while walking

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You worship the wrong god.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Cotylorhynchus.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dinosaurs not being feathery fluorescent homosexuals is the hill i die on

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the dinosaur best friend of Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The science changes every 8 years give or take, so don't worry it's never permeant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is, in the current paradigm it's not even the science which has actually changed. It's just that science has troonyformed into politics. There was NEVER any evidence T. rex had feathers and all the evidence we'd ever collected said it was scaled, but somehow, despite actual fricking scientific, physically demonstrable evidence, feathered T. rex got mainstreamed. And even now the MAJORITY of paleontologists are trying to stick peach fuzz on its head despite this being completely anti-scientific.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get this debate.

    t-rexes probably had both scales/hard skin AND feathers.

    look at fricking ostriches, they have both. same with chickens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only problem with your stunningly reddit spaced shitpost is that dinosaurs arent birds

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the mating dance to get this thread over with

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My brother was in the Army for 15 years. Of that 15 years, he was in an active duty Green Beret unit for 10. When you're in spec ops, you only get deployed to the same region in order to build familiarity with the local languages, terrain, economy, etc. etc.. My brother was only ever deployed to Africa and on his last deployment before leaving the Army, he said his unit saw a dinosaur called a Kakuru on a river bank that borders the Salong National Park in the Congo. Apparently, another Green Beret unit that operates in South America has seen some weird shit as well. My brother even said there have been rumors over the past 30 years or so that some 2-3 soldiers have been killed by dinosaurs over the last few decades. I believe him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your brother saw a dinosaur in the Congo and was able to identify it as Kaluru, a species known only from a single tibia?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So he had a paleontologist on his unit that could identify a Kakuru from several other species that look virtually the same?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fatty

  34. 2 years ago
    N1GG3R_7HR047_2L42H3R

    more like kikosaurs

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fatphilia sisters... WE WON

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this off-topic thread is still up
    >but god forbid we talk about pirate movies
    Frick jannies.

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