This guest appearance has to be a black mark on The Simpsons given what we know now

This guest appearance has to be a black mark on The Simpsons given what we know now

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The creator of the Simpsons, Matt Groenig, is a confirmed pedophile who flew on Jeffrey Epsteins' airplane called the e-boita Express. And you think Lizzo is a worse look than that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      possibly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        possibly

        Nothing but sheep.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He got a foot rub from a 16 year old girl, offered as a service, hardly confirms him as a pedophile. Suspect? Yes but also he’s just Matt groening if he was fucking minors why has no one come forward? Hes only been famous for 40+ years He’s rich, high profile and completely disposable, as a public figure.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "foot rub"
            That wasn't a foot, anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know your just some dumbass who can’t resist low hanging fruit but the girl who tattled said it was just a foot rub, but complained about how his feet smelled like a rotten moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      D-d-d-d-d-d-d-did he get a m-m*shivers*MASSAGE from a hecking *gulps loudly* FIFTEEN year old?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my science no.... But she was only h*ckin 15!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The youngest whore Jeffrey Epstein hired was 14. Most girls are already riding the cock carousel at that age. That's like saying Roman Polanski is a pedo because he fucked some underage whore who came to one of his hollywood sex orgies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he is a pedo. And yes, that also makes Epstein a pedo.
        If you don't consider having sex with someone who is under-aged to be pedophilia, then you should have a nice day ASAP pedo freak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pedophilia (alternatively spelled paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.
          That's the definition of a pedophile. Neither of those people fit that definition.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh fuck off with your semantics lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What point were you trying to make? Pedophilia is a mental disorder while all normal healthy men are attracted to pubescent teenagers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part about the Lizzo controversy is the hypocrisy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part of anything related to Lizzo is Lizzo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you say that, to me the worst part was eating bananas out of unwashed stripper pussy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. I thought it was the raping!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzo's Fizzo & Schizo

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Lizzo do ? I heard her back up dancers complained about something but I can’t be bothered to actually read a news article about her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they said she made them fuck each other with bananas lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. Lizzo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She told one of them to suck a banana at a strip club. that's it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Suck a banana that was protruding out of a dancer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit you were wrong, thanks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shitzo defense force out in numbers tonight kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession, dumb boy. Good luck out there, with that dumb brain of yours.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol its anger is only matched by the melanin in its skin, a pity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can stop replying now, you're just giving off a whiney pussy vibe. Please go cry somewhere else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >projection
                Every time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So this is how children act when they get BTFOd

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You would already know if you looked in the mirror, you've BTFOd by life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >*whiny pussy noises*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you’re wrong because you made it sound like it was just somebody eating a banana
                If the banana was protruding from, or recently inside of, a prostitute - and Lizzo demanded her employee suck on it - then when you say ‘she told one to suck a banana, that’s it’ you’re intentionally leaving out the one of the obvious reasons why people would refuse to do that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter, anon claimed she ordered them to be fucked with a banana. my claim is closer to reality than his was

                You would already know if you looked in the mirror, you've BTFOd by life

                I could break your neck with ease

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I could break your neck with ease
                You definitely do not sound assmad on the internet lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that your final argument? Go on, keep typing "lol" and "kek" it's definitely not obvious you're seething.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A gay threatening to break my neck with zero self awareness on an anonymous yak milking forum is the very peak of comedy. I won't hold it against you as I'm sure you've been frequently told how slow you are in the head.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like I shook you up a bit twerp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing you're shaking up is your miniscule member, fatty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >*whiny pussy sounds*
                sheesh, twerp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is starting to sound like some fetish rp for you, I'm out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                According to the US congress, sexual intercourse includes oral sex
                Furthermore, while you’re threatening to break necks, it seems likely that you’ll only target your own

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, a court would definitely consider sucking a banana the same as inserting it into a pussy or ass. You're too stupid to participate in this conversation, bye bye.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So anon was correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She'd talk shit including calling them fat (lol) and made someone eat a banana after a hooker used it as a dildo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She let someone ELSE eat? I doubt it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, it's a fruit that's not covered in chocolate and ice cream. Lizzo ain't interested.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason why fatasses are fat is because they dont know there's such thing as too much of a good thing. This means food, sex, drugs, anything that feels good they'll keep doing it without discipline. Lizzo is no exception to this, and with people enabling her fat undisciplined black ass she got out of hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She made a joke about Ghetto Gaggers

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the yellow simpsons white or just a different race with the same status? Because there are white non yellow people on the Simpsons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      interpret this how you like

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bart's hairline is already receding

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was regardless

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lizzo's wearing blue
    >Exposed midriff
    >She's fatter than Homer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's actually much thinner in the cartoon than irl
      >they had to slim her down massively to not make her fatter than Homer
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Awesome Kong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
          An 11/10 by American standards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So fat she had to get a third leg installed to support her weight

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Y-You can't just have a popular artist as a guest star on the Simpsons!
    >LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >completely ignores the whole "controversy" thing about her making people eat nasty std hooker vagina bananas and goes straight for the rent free bait
      You really have nothing else but this kind of (You) baiting in your life, huh.
      Hare you go, you poor thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the joke is making fun how the Simpsons “cancelled” the Michael Jackson episode but then allows the Lizzo episode despite her being a lot less famous and talented and still a sex pest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you drown in sulfuric acid

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"hey get that black in this picture!"
      literally who?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dancing around must burn a shitload of calories, hell even just being that fat takes legitimate work.

    In awe of the size of this lad

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would they pull the episode and prevent lizzo from getting royalties or whatever?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be racist and fatphobic and sexist

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does Bart not get any guest stars to hang out with anymore or are they all just for Lisa to show how supercoolawesomegreatamazing she is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who would bart choose?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sam Hyde.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        any sports star

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Atleast Seth McFarland reigned in his liberal douchebag voice of reason character (Brian) and made him into a smug hypocrite and the other characters be annoyed by him. How long have they been sucking off Lisa holy shit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hilarious they can't even make her look good in a cartoon ahahahaha

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >S3E1
    Season premiere MJ guest-stars as not-himself and all of Springfield turns out to come see him and fawn
    >S7E4
    That's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogieman or Michael Jackson
    Kinda rude.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment where Lizzo twerked on the counter at Wendy’s was when we should have dragged her into the street and killed her with bricks

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzo goes to Sneed’s

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