This guy was distractingly handsome
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This guy was distractingly handsome
This guy was distractingly handsome
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He was a great Batman too
Yes! He surprisingly was
He was great as the villain in some of the Resident Evil movies
So why u gay
For me, it's Kingdom of Heaven
>KHALEESI PLEEZE
>PUHLEEZE DONT FRICK KHAL DROGO TONIGHT
>I CAN HEAR YOUR LOVE MAKING IN THE NEXT TENT
>WHAT WILL THE KHALASAR THINK
>I DRANK YOUR SHIT WATER KHALEESI
>PLEASE DO NOT FRICK KHAL DROGO
>DO NOT FRICK KHAL DROGO
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
How does the story change if Dani immediately jumps on Jorah’s dick and marries him, too?
Someone on here called him a smoldering dilf a few months ago and it's been living in my head rent free
>Khaleesi please, just a crumb...
There's a post explaining why he is too handsome to play Jorah, but I don't have it.
he is described as super ugly in the books
the voice alone should disqualify him from being Jorah, remmember comicbookgirl19 creamming her panties talking about it
Agreed, his voice and mannerisms are too nice
I found him distractingly beautiful when watching Silo and I'm not even that gay
>Tyrion rolled his mismatched eyes. "Lord Plumm, who are these two friends of yours? The pink one is annoying."
>The bravo curled a lip, whilst the fellow with the quill chuckled at his insolence. But it was Jorah Mormont who supplied their names. "Inkpots is the company paymaster. The peawiener calls himself Kasporio the Cunning, though Kasporio the c**t would be more apt. A nasty piece of work."
>Mormont's face might have been unrecognizable in its battered state, but his voice was unchanged. Kasporio gave him a startled look, whilst the wrinkles around Plumm's eyes crinkled in amusement. "Jorah *Mormont*? Is that you? Less proud than when you scampered off, though. Must we still call you *ser*?"
>Ser Jorah's swollen lips twisted into a grotesque grin. "Give me a sword and you can call me what you like, Ben."
>Kasporio edged backward. "You... she sent you away..."
>"I came back. Call me a fool."
We were robbed
>fat pink masts jutting into myrish swamps until her c**t became the world while nuncle broke his fast on black bread, bacon burned black, and mulled wine while around him the planks of the ship groaned like a fat man taking a shit and in the privy the princess cursed as she shat but the more arbor gold she drank the more she shat until she was shitting brown water and nuncle smirked and bit into a lemoncake while grease dripped down his chin onto the nipples of his breastplate and the boiled leather of his jerkin for did she not know words are wind and winter is coming and a lannister always pays her debts and you know nothing jon snow and dark wings bring dark tidings and oh my sweet summer child this is nothing but a mummers farce but where do prostitutes go?
we really were robbed of Martin's genius...
love how although this is mocking GRRM the person the post is clearly a fan
LMAO add cruel mouth, Dornish red, sourleaf, each lovelier than the last, and two and twenty
Some of those expressions are fine in their context
>GRRMposting
t's true.
The guy looks good 4 his age but cmon, hes balding. If he had a full set of hair, sure
The balding is part of what makes him attractive
oh my Fauci
Baldness is masculine. It means you are not a woman
>PLEASE KHALEESI JUST A WHIFF
Even the other GoT actresses want to bang him.
Dany would have absolutely jumped on his dick a few times, why not?
You lot might call me faceblind, but I found how much him and the guy who played Barristan looked alike a bit distracting.
Most Faceblind Black person ever
Kinda see it, but it isn't distracting.
>today I learned other races are as blind to white features as we are to chinks' faces
I'm a white israeli.
tom hardy bait dot gif
Oh wow must be hard learning human faces as opposed to whatever you are
>white
>israeli
Pick one and stop proving my point
>I'm a white israeli.
I get you Anon, I couldn't tell the two guys in S1 of True Detective apart in the beginning.
How could his Khaleesi reject him?
I hope he'll get to play a Bond villain at least once.
Why didn't they have her kiss him on the lips and/or say "I love you" or something as repayment for his sacrifice? Would have been too kino I guess, not empowering enough for women or something. Would have had too much soul
Scots are the most handsome men in the world