This guy was hyped up to be the next big thing. What happened?

This guy was hyped up to be the next big thing.

What happened?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joined Star Wars: Career suicide

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically nobody watched capeslop like Moon Knight or real kino like the Cars Counter.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like him in Star farts

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sigh

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can actually pinpoint the exact moment his career died. It’s pretty cool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'd argue moon knight was way worse for his career than star wars.
      people expected moon knight to be R rated goofball demanding money from dracula but instead he played it completely straight and with a weird niche british accent that everyone thought was terrible coz they couldn't recognize where it's from.
      no one wants that shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Moonknight was kind of decent actually

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He listened. And that's what no one did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why am I laffing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened?
    Pedro Pascal

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a short ugly beaner who gives off rape vibes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about pedro pascal

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was he? I had no idea he was in anything else other than Onions Wars.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He starred in that Annihilation movie where he gets cucked by a black guy and everyone got bored of him.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't pay his due like some actors

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's very short and unlikable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's much taller than Tom Cruise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's LITERALLY shorter -- Oscar, 5ft 7 ½ (171.5 cm) vs. Tom, 5ft 7 ¾ (172.1 cm)

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, Star Wars. His character got exponentially worse with each movie.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Oscar Isaac
    career flopped
    >Domhnall Gleeson
    career flopped
    >Alicia Vikander
    career flopped
    >Alex Garland
    career flopped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Garland still has a big movie coming out soon, and EM was one of his more successful projects.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gleeson really didn't deserve that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gleeson was everywhere and then just vanished, what the hell happened?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Joined Star Wars: Career suicide

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People always say that, and have done so since before the prequels happened, but it’s rarely proven to be true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aria Alexander
      Moisturized, floruishing, in her lane.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God damn it now I gotta jerk off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>Aria Alexander
        That bawd was too pretty for porn; could have been an actual model or actress. SAD!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sex Machina kind of sucks and only has like one proper segment out of 5 segments all focused on her but I still go back to it frequently. Also that Mark's Headbobbers video is incredible.

          She looks the best with bangs like the wig she has in Sex Machina (but all women look the best with bangs).

          She's like one of three porn prostitutes I even bother to remember the name of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Alicia Vikander
      career flopped
      She has an Oscar

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They found out that he wasn't really israeli despite being named Isaac.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ex Machina and a Most Violent Year are so kino

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pedro stole his meal ticket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Only one main hispanic allowed. Banderas had his time.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >[slop I am trying to sell] is the next big thing! it is taking the Hollywood by storm! it will redefine the genre!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pedro Pascal stole the position "brown person that can pass as white"

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow Palpatine returned

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor man’s young Pacino

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has to share roles with David Krumholtz

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poor man's jake johnson

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jake johnson was literally in a mummy reboot, that guy has no taste.
      listen to his podcast he doesn't know what the frick he's doing. the way he talks about arguing with directors or playing dumb he definitely is overwhelmed and doesn't know how to break out of his new girl typecast.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he just direct a movie for Netflix that he also starred in?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can you be a big thing when you're under 5 feet tall?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't think he's a good actor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was good in Agora and Operation Finale.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was he?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing that happened to Michael Fassbender

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fassbender has good lowkey kino.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he was great in mr robot

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he'll get his big break when the Metal Gear Solid movie comes out. I hope not, though. Who the frick thought it was a good idea for a Metal Gear Solid movie?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? He’s in everything nowadays.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This guy was hyped up to be the next big thing.
    The same thing that happened to all the nuWars main cast; their reps tanked with the shitty films.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the joke here, he's still in a bunch of shit

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >somehow my career died

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *SIGH*

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lead in a Coen brothers film, Dune, Spider-Verse, two Ridley Scott films, villain in an X-Men film, Bourne film, 3 Star Wars films, 2 Addams Family films, also well received stuff like The Card Counter and Ex Machina. I think it’s safe to say he’s done alright for himself.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They ruined their ultra relatable ethnically ambiguous chad by casting him as a shit-eating homosexual immediately. Hollywood cannot control themselves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kant's head needs to be bigger.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he too cute

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